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Fashion › Re: Guys And Ladies Come In Here And See What They Have Done To This Lady(see Pic) by Cooluche: 1:16pm On Apr 15, 2015

Dammytrager:
In Patrick obahiagnon's voice

This is a case of Self abnegnation, Spiritual immolation, Legislative quango, Ecocentric chauvinism, Epileptic Nepotism, Extromophile per excellence, Animalistic pugnacious, Cataliptic parakpoism, Maniacally bewildered, Hocuspocus pooh pooh, Gymnosophic gyration, Tweedle dum and tweedle dee, Ovagasted flabawhelmed, Hulllabaloo and paroxysm

Hahahaha

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Christianity Etc › Re: Youths Set Baptist Church Ablaze In Kano (photo) by Cooluche: 10:36am On Apr 08, 2015

This is terrible indeed. Anyways I'm happy for them, they have had the peiviledge of suffering for Christ. They shall inherit the kingdom of heaven. God bless them.

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Politics › Re: Wikipedia Updates Orubebe’s Profile Over Attempted Poll Disruprion by Cooluche: 2:51pm On Mar 31, 2015

Wow, wiki no de waste time. That means they have editors in Nigeria.

Christianity Etc › Re: He Was Asked To Return His Waec Certificate ?? by Cooluche: 12:11pm On Mar 29, 2015

Well if that's what God has said, he should do it. God will not let him start over. Since he has confessed God will do a miracle for him. If he can, let him go and take the exams again (GCE), I believe he is intelligent enough to pass this time around. This is a hard thing to do but it is only because God wants to do a great thing in his life.

Forum Games › Re: Three Words You See In The Picture by Cooluche: 11:14pm On Mar 13, 2015

For me its:

1. Love.
2. Beauty.
3. Youth.

Education › Re: Solve This Simple Maths If You Can:::::::::::::::::::::::: by Cooluche: 7:27pm On Mar 11, 2015

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Health › Re: Help! 5 Miscarriages In 2.5years Of Marriage. by Cooluche: 11:34am On Mar 10, 2015

Hello worriedhusband, there are some things I want to tell you but not in public. Jesus can solve your problem and restore all that you have lost free of charge. There is a man of God I know that can pray for you. For privacy reasons, I don't want to put his number here but pls call me on this number so that I can tell you everything. 09031813252. Pls I'm very serious. God bless you.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FAAN Calls For Interview. by Cooluche: 10:18am On Mar 10, 2015

Google63:
Got this message last night.
Congratulations, you are invited to attend FAAN Interview on 11/3/2015. Check your e-mail for details
who else got this

Pls Google63 I want to know, did you get above 50 percent. A friend of mine took the online aptitude test but got only 43%. So I want to know if she still has a chance to be called for interview, thanks.

Romance › Re: Reason Why You Should Have Only One Sexual Partner(picture) by Cooluche: 9:35pm On Mar 09, 2015

SweetJoystick:
Me wey don Bleep over 350+ na 350 souls I dey waka with? Abeg I need more souls then rubbish

Bro pls you need to give your life to Christ. Only Jesus can save. Jesus loves you

Romance › Re: Reason Why You Should Have Only One Sexual Partner(picture) by Cooluche: 9:24pm On Mar 09, 2015

falconey:
Waiting for the picture.

*Modified
Does this apply to the opposite sex too?

Yes it does.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Good To Have Close Friendship With An Unbeliever As A Christian? by Cooluche: 12:48am On Mar 08, 2015

Yes we can have friends that are unbelievers of course but when we are talking about close friends (best friends) then we cannot have unbelievers as friends because it means we will be doing those things they do that are against the will of God.

Jesus was friends with sinners and He joined them in eating, discussing, cracking jokes etc but he did not join them in drinking strong drink, tax collecting, lying, immorality etc.

The issue now is that if you pour hot water into a bucket of cold water, sooner or later, all the water would become the same temperature: if the cold water is very cold, the hot water will become cold too and if the hot water is very hot, the cold water will become hot too. When we have unbeliever friends (i.e. Light fellowshing with darkness), it is either we become darkness too or we allow our light to shine and bring them to the light so we need to be strong in the Lord and grow in faith so that we will not fall away and backslide. God help us.

Romance › Re: Hilarious Facebook, Whatsapp And BBM Relationship Chats (pictures) by Cooluche: 1:46pm On Mar 07, 2015

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can't stop laughing. Very funny

Nairaland General › Re: My Encounter With A Samaritan Taxi Man by Cooluche: 10:39pm On Feb 25, 2015

Wow, may the Lord bless him and his generation and may his seed never beg for bread, ever again.

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Family › Re: His Wife Is Always Tired At Night For Sex by Cooluche: 2:35pm On Feb 13, 2015

Hmmm, that is not supposed to be. The wife is not doing right at all. Pls let him go to God. Nothing is impossible for God. Let him hold on. God will change his wife and compensate him for all the temptations he has suffered. Pls let him pray!

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Politics › Re: APC Presidential Campaign In Adamawa (Photos) by Cooluche: 11:02pm On Feb 02, 2015

NJPot:
GMB for life. I support and will vote for Buhari. But I had a shocking revelation. Some people I told about the revelation said I might be suffering from malaria but the revelation looked very real to be malaria.

It all started when I knelt down to pray. After entering in a deep meditation for about 5 mins, I saw a vision of a spiritual entity who showed me a picture and said to me ''this is Nigeria's next president.''

I was surprised because the person in the picture was neither GEJ nor Buhari but was another presidential aspirant from the North. I asked the spirit why the picture was not that of GEJ nor Buhari.

The reply I got from the spirit was that Buhari would get the majority of the votes. But Jonathan and strong PDP chieftains would buy INEC to declare him(GEJ) winner. This would make Buhari die of heart problems. But Jonathan would be shot dead afterwards. INEC would then declare the person that scored the third position as the president since Buhari (1st) and GEJ (2nd) are dead.

Click like if you believe that Jonathan would agree to handover power to Buhari by May this year. Click share if you think that Jonathan would continuu

"And no marvel for even the devil himself masqurades himself as an angel of light." Indeed we are in the last days.

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Crime › Re: Man Kills His Father In Anambra by Cooluche: 10:13am On Jan 29, 2015

[“The boy converted to Islam in Maiduguri in the North East. He equally married an Hausa woman in the north and they have three children. So when he came back home, his attitude had changed. He is the fourth son of his family. He smokes Indian hemp, and the villagers had told of how he used to chase everybody about with a sharp cutlass. And he had been threatening to kill his father. This is the fourth time he was chasing his father about with cutlass, and finally he had succeeded in killing him]

I think that's where the problem started. Pls only Jesus can save. He has the power, He is the Son of God. Let's have faith in Him.

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Family › Re: Sad Story Of Woman Who Fell Into Boiling Oil While Frying Meat [photos] by Cooluche: 11:08pm On Jan 07, 2015

I wish she knows Jesus. In the bible, God healed Naaman and his skin was like that of a baby, and that God is still the same today. He can heal her too. I pray the Lord will save and heal her in Jesus' name.[color=#006600][/color]

Computers › Re: Things To Consider Before Buying Laptop by Cooluche: 1:27pm On Dec 26, 2014

Abduletudaye:
Total available graphics memory = 1674MB or 1.674GB
Dedicated graphics memory = 32MB
Dedicated system memory = 0MB
Shared system memory = 1642MB or 1.642GB

Is this good enough for games like pes2014/Pes2015/Fifa 2015

No it is not, you need a "Dedicated graphics memory" of at least 512mb to 1gb.

Computers › Re: My Regrets Buying A Window 8 System by Cooluche: 10:49am On Dec 26, 2014

Just like the other person said, it depends on your hardware. I have been using Windows 8.1 and I'm enjoying it

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