₦airaland Forum

pembisco:
You'll should stop these ignorant comments, what that guy meant was he can only afford to see his woman cry during sex cos of d1ck, tears of joy, he never meant resolving issues with d1ck. Some of you really need to start school from kindergarten wallai

I believe you started school backward... What different does it make? You make a woman cry cos of the dick isn't that technically trying to punish a woman in sensual way, trying to make a statement you're the boss, thinking she'll always be at her best behaviour... (Still a Joke)

So now let's assume i got his statement wrong...But can you or him even get a woman there...to that stage? The stage she'll cry when you Fuccckk her? Have you ever? All this virgin that will come and be talking rubbish..lol smh for you

delugajackson:
Have you ever seen where sex won an argument? Is that how you resolve conflict? Think again.

Don't mind the Nigga jare.."Aladopa" he will be shocked that he's the one that will faint at the end..

QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahaha

It wud be very sexy if a man knows how to hit the shii outta his gf's NUNU

I bet she can have unexpected convulsion

Hahahah they used to call me a clown ..now I found my soul mate.. You funny as fuuccckk!! Lmao!!

At the hit the NuNu part..yessss if the guy sabi... But if he no sabi you're on your own... The NUNU go turn KuntaKunte be that

And to the convulsion part e go be like electric shock her for body!! Love to see her feeling Electrified :

SweetBoyFriend:

Probe probe probe

Why haven't you probed Buhari for killing Nigeria ??

This is a perfect example of a no brainer! They're talking about something that concern the health of Nigerians.... You turn it to politics abi?! You need to get a life.

QueenSuccubus:




If the story is real then that's good for her...a lot of men really hitting their partner like a punching bag ...That's wat reality is but a lot of women won't speak up tho....


The men shud only allowed to hit their partner is on their PHAT NUNU yeaaah beat that and leave some bruises ask her who's her daddy?

Spoilt somebody

No excuse for hitting a lady.... I've been Slapped Twice by two different lady out of unnecessary jealousy... All I did was to quietly walkout on them and out of the relationship sharp sharp......

Back to your suggestion " I concure only of its the sweet sexy slap sha"

timicontext:
Russians and their troubles, Nevertheless I still like them, I like their spirit and I think they are a bit...chauvinistic for my liking.

Naija I hail thee!! Because someone mentioned good English and grammar this one come dey bring "chauvinistic" shove it down your ass.... You really need to be bitch slapped for liking a Russian. Even though you think they're "chauvinistic"

LordIsaac:
He has said it all: " your picture drives me crazy." Engaging in conversation with such a man is in itself adultery. She is enjoying the attention.

You're very correct..she's just waiting for the guy to say the right thing... And fucckery will start.., sheso enjoying the attention

The fall of kemen bringeth wisdom.

See the babe reaction lmao finally I don meet nigga wey fit spoil me lool

Noooooo oooooooo ooooooo wtffff

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I keep telling ladies.. This is the only one mistake many of them make.

Man can deal with anything once he intend to spend the rest of his life with you as long as you tell him all. No one is a saint; he sure have is own shit too.. The moment he tell you all don't hold back... Cos if you do.. It will hunt you down.

Just30:
why do you guys pronounce Work as walk and Word as Ward

Not sure which Nigerians you've been relating with oo.. Loll

Just30:
mind you, according to Phonetics
thats the best pronunciation.

The way you Nigerians pronounce that word is horrible.

Listen to the pronounciation of "work" both American and British English

Just click the speaker icon next to UK and US

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/work?q=Work

Where did you get your phonetic from? Smh

safarigirl:
the best English-speaking African nation as fqr as I know is Zimbabwe.

Dunno where this list came from, but it's not correct.

Ghana shoukd make Top 5

Nigeria should be second.... I have never heard Ugandans speak English that can be understood, even SA.

South Africans that call black 'blek'

Ghanaians that call Work "Weck" nko?

I've always been telling people that Ghanian English ain't shiiiit!!

enshi:
Hi nairalanders ,

Pls i need advice from everyone. Pls if you have 800k at hand would you travel abroad to hustle (legally) or would you stay here in nigeria to start up somthing.??

If you are to travel pls which country can you vouch and if its business please which business can you suggest.

Thanks in anticipation for your credible, valuable and unabashed ideas/suggestions

Two Words.

Libya or Invest

The Choice is Yours.

nenergy:
Now this is how a world class company should behave.

Planned service disruptions should be announced and customer should be informed, pacified and/or compensated during unplanned service disruption.

MTN is truly worldclass, unlike our Green and terrible provider.

Dem pay you for this PR shit? Not a big deal at all.. Why is it even making the news?

When you boys refuse to suuuuuuck aunty boobbyyy!! What do you expect?! Carry on jare aunty

602 that's the correct answer.

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Annamma:
Buying phone for her is not the problem.. we r many and can afford anything for her... Her level of education wont permit her to use such.

Man but with her level of education she ensure you're educated right? But now her level of education can't make her to use a smart phone? You must be kidding me cos you talk like a kid.. She needs a better visual at her age, she doesn't have to be pressing her eyes into the screen to make calls or look for contact and most especially she want to feel the fun you guys gets when you watch movie on your phone, play music or even do a video call... So bro if you can't teach her how to do those simple task then your education is a waste. I'm sorry i'm hash on you but it's the truth. So got forbid she passed away now you'll now contribute money for a Very Big Cow abi? 200k worth abi? Appreciate what you have now man or you'll hate yourself for having despised her the way you're presently doing. Every mother fight a good fight for every kids she have to ensure they make something meaningful out of life. Come to think of it can you count the number if times you've pissed her off and she continue to love you endlessly?

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mhk043:
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This is a very poor photoshopped work...

3direct:
God abeg ooo
YOU CAME BACK FROM WORK AND MET YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE THIS BEING BEATEN BY YOUR NEIGHBOUR.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

For only this reason I love United State of America : Take out my gun..shoot the mudafucker..call 911..and say its Aggravated Assault.. Get a good lawyer... Claim Mental Disorder...Right a Book about it...make some million dollar.. Thash All

missnawty:
lool but u knw ur voice is cool for real?? I love it

Well thanks...you do have an amazing soft and sweet voice too...makes me wonder.

Where have thou been all my NL life?

uchebest2006:
Rubbish....how can a woman open her month, nd be proud that she cheated.If you can cheat on ya hubby,u can kill him.Thats why we men hate ladies that cheat.
Ladies that cheat can kill.
Ladies that cheat can fraud a guy.
Ladies that cheat can't be trusted.
Always be Faithful to ya partner!!
Thats what will keep ur marriage.Thanks!!

What about men that cheats? It takes two to make marriage work my nigga

missnawty:
awwww I love your voice, so cool and seductive

That's like the cutest thing anyone will say to me on NL.

Now you making this black nigga blush!

missnawty:
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Greenbullet:
even your English is poor

And so? He made a point. because English will increase your bank account balance abi? If you have nothing to say, stop being bitter.