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RomanceRe: Beg Anambra And Enugu Men To Marry Us–Imo Lady Cries Out (video) by CoolVoice(m): 5:56pm On Nov 22, 2020
So as you dey take bwest talk now go drive your point forward abi? Ode Egu
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome: It's Not Trump That They Hate, It's You, The Christians by CoolVoice(m): 9:17am On Nov 08, 2020
After the whole 5G theory.. I knew this dude is no brainier.. just shutdafack man
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot Was Right In Calling Nigerian Youths Children - Ivan-Whyte Eagle by CoolVoice(m): 7:30am On Nov 02, 2020
Cheap Attention Seeker MoooFoooo .. I think you're deluded from the Idea your Parent passed down to you.. because they as well like your very self couldn't fight for what is right and just.. hence the problem we have found ourselves.. So on that note I won't blame you, you just followed in your generational footsteps... I hope this summarized your long Hediotic Epistles
CelebritiesRe: Makeup Artist Transforms Her Face To 'Chadwick Boseman' (Photos) by CoolVoice(m): 7:42pm On Sep 05, 2020
Mad skills ..

Wakanda for Life cry
CrimeRe: Man Spanks A Lady's Backside In Computer Village And Runs Away, She Curses Him by CoolVoice(m): 7:10am On Aug 22, 2020
I couldn't even believe some people still behaves like animal.. the other men that's supposed to caution the stupid guy that tapped her butt... They were busy celebrating stupidity.

That's absolutely distasteful.. So she can't dress as she so pleased without being harassed by few idiot Men? Because real Men don't do that nonsense and we have more real Men than those idiot shouting and encouraging sexual harassment and body shaming.

I think we can do better as a whole. angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Meet Ayo The Creator, The New King Of Photoshop by CoolVoice(m): 4:16pm On Jul 18, 2020
Lol he's not that good.. David own was obvious from the cutting on the body touch.. Will Smith and Simi is very obvious.. He's good but I think he needs to pay attention to details.
PoliticsRe: Tolulope Arotile, Nigeria’s First Female Combat Helicopter Pilot, Dies At 23 by CoolVoice(m): 9:18am On Jul 15, 2020
What if it's not Village People?

What if it's not an Accident?

What if it's a planned incident that they made look like accident out of envy.. she died in the camp not in action.

May her soul rest in peace.. this is really sad
RomanceRe: Do I Tell My Boyfriend He's Not Smart ? by CoolVoice(m): 7:43am On Jun 08, 2020
What if he's even smarter than you.. he just wanted to know your IQ... I Love intelligent conversation but I would want to know how the girl thinks and reason as well.. So I will give her room to handle situations or discussion while I contribute less.. When I noticed she's Intelligent then I will turn up my side... Because I need to know if I get into a serious intelligent conversation she can relate.

I think you need to communicate what you think to him.. and not assume he's not smart.. trust me he may be smarter than you know if you don't try to understand him. Ask him why you feel he avoid some certain discussions.. And let him know you enjoy such discussion.. Even if he's not taking note before.. trust me he will work on it.

He's good to you.. Not many of us Men are good like that.. don't loose it because of conversation. If you Love him you can help him improve on areas he's lacking.. Unless you have plenty guys distracting you and you knew you can easily pick up another guy. But if that's not the case. It's just a simple Communication between you guys that will fix it.

Wish all the best dear.
RomanceRe: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by CoolVoice(m): 11:21pm On Jun 06, 2020
You intruded in her privacy. That's terribly wrong.. in a normal setting she's suppose to sue your sorry ass.. and even use this your dumb ass post as an evidence. Mumu Boss
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by CoolVoice(m): 9:13am On May 06, 2020
You did wrong.. Why not give your wife money to be doing the buying? Is it that you're stingy or you are jobless to have time to be doing the buying.. or you just don't trust your wife with money?

If you ever try to touch that niece now or in the future.. May Your Man Hood Never Rise Again... Wehrey somebody. Na so Dem dey start Molesting Innocent girls.. You be idiotta sad sad

Caringfather:
Good evening all

Pls is it wrong for me to buy my wife niece under wears?

I have 3 children 2 girls ages 11, 7 and boy 4 , my wife niece is also living with us. She is 15. I buy my children clothes including their under-wears without my wife complaining I was the one that bought my first daughter her first bras too.

When my wife niece came staying with us it was 2018, I noticed most her clothes were native and worn out. I have given her the money to buy new clothes for the child but she never did. For 2 years now this girl has grown so much and still wearing the same clothes and I really feel ashamed every Sunday when we are going to church. Our kids are looking very cute and this girl is looking unkempt all the time. I have talked to my wife but she doesn’t seem to care about her.

I took all kids out for clothes shopping just before this pandemic and I bought clothes including under wears for all kids but my wife wasn’t happy because I bought bras and under wears for her niece. She said the clothes are fine but I have no right to buy under wears for her. She accused me of sleeping with her niece which is not true. I only did it because this girl was in need of clothes just imagine for 2 years no clothes while she keeps changing our kids wardrobes like every 4-6 months.

I have no intention of sleeping with her niece neither am I sleeping with her. I take her as our first born and am like her father. If I want to cheat on my wife, there are plenty women around me, no way I will stoop so low to sleep with her niece.

I have daughters, sisters and nieces, what I don’t want to happen to my kids then I wouldn’t do it to another person's child. My act was innocent but my wife is angry.

Please be honest with me, was my decision wrong?
RomanceRe: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by CoolVoice(m): 7:00am On Apr 09, 2020
I hardly read long post.. but this is very inspiring and there is lot of lessons to be learnt. Your life will continue to turn around for Good just keep the faith alive and Good jobs will come your way
HealthRe: 30 Benue Doctors Display Sack Letters, Seek Gov's Intervention (PHOTOS) by CoolVoice(m): 6:23am On Apr 09, 2020
Has anyone read the content of the letter. That's not a sack letter... Their training is supposed to end within 6years and they were given option to reapply within 2 weeks.

It's very incensitive of the CMD to do this at this time that you need all hands on deck. But they should stop parading it as Sack letter and stop creating misleading drama.
PoliticsRe: Soala West Killed By Suspected Herdsmen In Rivers by CoolVoice(m): 10:43am On Mar 20, 2020
May his gentle soul rest in Peace.

I think the media should stop misleading people.. this is kidnapping case by kidnappers in that rejoin. There is no herdsmen kidnapping in Rivers State. Every one in Rivers knows Kidnapping in Rivers is a big problem and it's not new.

So the media should desist from creating and inciting tribal and ethnic divide among the people.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman: Coronavirus Will Disappear The Way It Came by CoolVoice(m): 11:59am On Mar 18, 2020
Of cause it will disappear when they start adopting the antidote and even China is getting it right with over 60,000 people already cured.

So what's this one saying? Some mumu will say it's a prophetic statement ... If he believe there is God why can't he travel to China right now and go and heal them or Italy? All this Guy Man Pastors ... grin grin grin grin grin

No be there fault na all the mumu wey dey follow Dem upandan
Science/TechnologyFacebook, Reddit, Google, Linkedin, Microsoft, Twitter And Youtube Issue Joint S by CoolVoice(op): 7:29am On Mar 17, 2020
Ian unprecedented move to reassure customers and flag the potential for misinformation about COVID-19 on their platforms, all of the major social media companies and their parent corporations issued a joint statement on their efforts.

“We invite other companies to join us as we work to keep our communities healthy and safe,” the statement read.


Last week, U.S Chief Technology Officer Michael Michael Kratsios held a remote meeting with representatives from major tech companies on how to coordinate various efforts related to COVID-19, including fighting disnformation. The Washington Post and Politico reported that the White House asked Google, Facebook, Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, IBM, Cisco and Twitter for help.
The World Health Organization’s director-general said last month that disinformation is as dangerous as COVID-19. During an address at the Munich Security conference on Feb. 15, almost a month before the WHO officially declared COVID-19 a pandemic, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said “We’re not just fighting an epidemic; we’re fighting an infodemic. Fake news spreads faster and more easily than this virus, and is just as dangerous.”

But tech companies aren’t just battling the spread of questionable posts by the public. They also have to contend with misleading information in several of President Donald Trump’s public statements on COVID-19, including his tweets and Facebook posts.
TechCrunch has contacted each of the companies in the joint statement for more details, and will update this post as we hear back from them.

In response to an email, a LinkedIn spokesperson directed TechCrunch to a post published by the company on March 13, with links to information about finding trustworthy news sources and working remotely.

Facebook’s efforts to fight disinformation about COVID-19 have included information cards on Instagram and Facebook, that redirect to sources like the World Health Organization or local health authorities.

Source: http://www.techversusman.com.ng/2020/03/facebook-reddit-google-linkedin.html?m=0

PoliticsRe: Dethroned Emir Sanusi's Emotional Farewell At His Palace Balcony (Photos, Video) by CoolVoice(m): 8:18am On Mar 10, 2020
The Masses are the biggest joker and slowpoke of all time in his country. See how they are forming defence for people that loot the country to stupor , that doesn't even give one inch of feck for you and I.

Wake up. Nigerian Politics is not between the Political Class and Power.. It is the Politics of the Politicians Against the People.

This people will settle their feud lounging in Bahamas while we will be here praising all the thieves (All Political Class regardless of party and affiliations)
Science/TechnologyGoogle Cancels Cloud Next Because Of Coronavirus by CoolVoice(op): 1:09am On Mar 03, 2020
Google today announced that it is canceling the physical part of Cloud Next, its cloud-focused event and its largest annual conference by far with around 30,000 attendees, over concerns around the current spread of COVID-19.
Given all of the recent conference cancellations, this announcement doesn’t come as a huge surprise, especially after Facebook canceled its F8 developer conference only a few days ago.

Cloud Next was scheduled to run from Apri 6 to 8. Instead of the physical event, Google will now host an online event under the “Google Cloud Next ’20: Digital Connect” moniker. So there will still be keynotes and breakout sessions, as well as the ability to connect with experts.

“Innovation is in Google’s DNA and we are leveraging this strength to bring you an immersive and inspiring event this year without the risk of travel,” the company notes in today’s announcement.

The virtual event will be free and in an email to attendees, Google says that it will automatically refund all tickets to this year’s conference. It will also automatically cancel all hotel reservations made through its conference reservation system.

It now remains to be seen what happens to Google’s other major conference, I/O, which is slated to run from May 12 to 14 in Mountain View. The same holds true for Microsoft’s rival Build conference in Seattle, which is scheduled to start on May 19. These are the two premier annual news events for both companies, but given the current situation, nobody would be surprised if they got canceled, too.

Source: Techcrunch

Source: http://techversusman..com/2020/03/google-cancels-cloud-next-because-of.html

PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole & Wike Meet At Senator Omo-Agege's Thanksgiving In Delta State by CoolVoice(m): 8:25am On Feb 24, 2020
If you kill yourself for any politician. You did for nothing.
RomanceRe: Simple Inexpensive Ways To Make Beautiful Water Candles For Valentine Decoration by CoolVoice(m): 10:42am On Feb 13, 2020
Offpoint:
What's the essence of these candles?
Cause I know in Nollywood, Hollywood, Bollywood, YollyWood whenever it's lit the end results is always SEX.

Nobody light these just for the purpose of gisting and holding hands.


Please ladies, if you visit him and you see these, just have it in mind you guys MUST have sex. If you know you don't have intentions of having sex with him, walk out immediately you see these. I don't wanna hear any rape stories these month please.


To all the single guys like me, if you actually know what the LORD has done for us... you'll be in church testifying on Sunday.

Our November is secured, no worries.
We ain't visiting hospital for any check ups
Account Balance at rest

CAUTION TO COUPLES
If you must try this, keep it very faraway from any flammables, cottons, clothes etc.
Remember during sex you no longer have access to your senses again. if you think I'm lying record yourself and watch your facial expressions afterwards.

Stay safe before you burn down your house and your landlord's house.
Stay safe, get a CD
Stay safe, No Drugs
Stay safe, Close your ears when you start hearing harder or faster.
Stay safe, don't be tempted with this statement "is that all you can do?"
Remember this quote "He that f^ck for 1 minute, will live to f^ck for another.

Stay safer: Absence yourself and give your life to Christ. Thank you all
This is exactly what I was about to write.. it is highly flammable ...
Music/RadioRe: Grammy 2020 Awards: Burna Boy's Fans Support Him Over Angelique Kidjo by CoolVoice(m): 5:05pm On Jan 26, 2020
Oluwaburna all the way
RomanceRe: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by CoolVoice(m): 12:42am On Jan 07, 2020
Jodha:
She bought the one she could afford...it was insensitive of him to be an ingrate...
I totally agree
RomanceRe: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by CoolVoice(m): 6:53pm On Jan 06, 2020
Jodha:
Ladies here another reason why we should stick to boxers and singlet...

That 5k would have gone a long way to get many boxers and singlet..
If the guy have spent well for you and this is all you could get for him.. that's insensible from the girl.
CareerRe: What Is Your Opinion On Asking People What They Earn? by CoolVoice(m): 9:45am On Jan 01, 2020
One girl indirectly ask me that question years back.. I just free her straight away..
CareerRe: After One Week I Asked For A Salary Increase In A Missionary School by CoolVoice(m): 9:00am On Oct 24, 2019
Just imaging.. I didn't even see this before I called her lazy..

thelastorca:
https://www.nairaland.com/3216858/please-need-job-train-son



/I\ /I\ /I\ /I\

that is op in 2016.

the reverend sister must have had her misgivings about employing a single mother. being poor and having a child out of wedlock in this country is the stamp of a fallen loose woman. that unfortunately is how your average sanctimonious nigerian will describe her.

[ please note that i am not calling the op loose or fallen]. the reverend sister, as the direct supervisor, probbaly had the final say in the op's employment.

this is nigeria, and there are literally thousands of candidates right there in enugu who will jump at that job. candidates without any dependents. the Reverend sister very likely took a look at the OPs circumstances and decided to give her a chance. the fact that the OP still has that job means she has been given a second chance. sadly, she is already blowing it.

for your own sake, keep your head down and find a way to outshine your colleagues. your F-UP means you will have to work twice as hard.
CareerRe: After One Week I Asked For A Salary Increase In A Missionary School by CoolVoice(m): 8:56am On Oct 24, 2019
Simply put OP you're lazy.. you were lucky to get a job after staying at home for a long time as you claimed and only just one week you're asking for increase? The right thing she's supposed to do is to fire you.

You've not even done 3months. Your attitude towards work is pathetic. You better sit up and put energy to your work.
Science/TechnologyAmazon Wants To Put Microphones Into Your Rings And Glasses by CoolVoice(op): 2:33pm On Sep 26, 2019
At the end of its hardware event today, Amazon announced a new program for testing and selling its own experimental, limited-volume hardware: Day 1 Editions.

The first of these new products is Echo Frames. These are Alexa-enabled glasses, though, unlike Google Glass, there’s no camera and no display, just microphones and a speaker.

The second is the Echo Loop, a rather large Alexa-enabled ring with two built-in microphones and, of course, a tiny speaker. Both of these will be available on an invite-only basis and in limited volumes later this year.

The frames will retail for $179.99 and the Loop will cost $129.99 for the introduction period.


The glasses, which will sell without any prescription lenses (though you can add those if you want), weigh in at 31 grams. They aren’t especially stylish, though they look pretty acceptable.

The ring is maybe the oddest product Amazon demoed at its event today. It’s pretty large and I can’t quite see people talking into their rings and then listening to what Alexa has to say in response, but I could be wrong. Maybe it’s the next big thing.


“Paired with your phone, this ring lets you access information throughout the day,” Amazon writes. “It’s super easy to connect with Alexa without breaking stride or digging out your phone, for those simple things like turning on the lights or calculating the tip on your lunch bill. Simply press a button, talk softly to Alexa, and then the answer comes discretely through a small speaker built into the ring.”

To be fair, though, these are very much experimental products that are meant to allow Amazon to get feedback from real customers. But that’s what Amazon said about its Alexa-enabled microwave, too, and now it’s the best-selling microwave on the site.

source: http://techversusman..com/2019/09/amazon-wants-to-put-microphones-into.html

Science/TechnologyGogoro Launches Its Newest Electric Vehicle, A Lightweight Scooter Called Viva by CoolVoice(op): 2:21pm On Sep 26, 2019
Gogoro, the Taiwanese electric vehicle company, revealed its newest vehicle today, a lightweight scooter designed for people who want something smaller than one of the company’s Smartscooter mopeds, but more powerful than an electric bike. Called the Viva, the scooter can run for 85 kilometers on one of Gogoro’s swappable batteries, which are charged at the same stations as its Smartscooters.

VIVA Right Pomegranate RedHorace Luke, co-founder and CEO of Gogoro, tells TechCruch that the Viva was created as an environmentally-friendly alternative to 50cc to 100cc gas scooters. It will be available starting in October, launching first in Taiwan next year before being released in some international markets.

Made from recyclable scratch-proof solid-core polypropylene and available in five color combinations, the Viva weighs 80 kilograms and has up to 21 liters of storage. It will retail at USD $1,800, with about 100 optional accessories available, including baskets and racks.

As in many other Asian cities, mopeds are popular in Taiwan and serve as the primary vehicle for many drivers, transporting multiple passengers and deliveries. Luke says Gogoro’s scooters now account for 95% of the country’s electric vehicle market share and about 17% of all new vehicles sold in Taiwan, including gas ones.

Viva was created to attract customers who don’t want to deal with the costs, including maintenance visits and parking, of owning a bigger moped.
“The Viva is aimed toward the population going no more than 5 kilometers a day, who don’t want to worry about scratches, cost of ownership, having to take it to the shop for maintenance or parking,” he adds. “We have 17% market share and now the question is how do you get to 25% or 35% market share?”

Like Gogoro’s mopeds, the Viva is also connected to the company’s iQ system, which lets users unlock their vehicles and monitor mileage and maintenance with a smartphone app. With Taiwanese government subsidies for electric vehicles, it will cost NTD $25,980 (about USD $837), making it competitive with the pricing of high-end electric bikes. Gogoro will also offer two years of free maintenance for Vivas sold in Taiwan.

Gogoro has now sold more than 200,000 Smartscooters and is present in international markets including the European Union (through a partnership with scooter-sharing service Coup), South Korea, where it recently launched electric scooters designed for delivery drivers, and Japan. It also runs a mobility platform designed to be a white-label solution for ride-sharing companies.

source http://techversusman..com/2019/09/gogoro-launches-its-newest-electric.html

Car TalkRe: Volkswagen Unveils New Brand Design And Logo by CoolVoice(m): 9:25am On Sep 13, 2019
It's exactly replica of their 1967 logo.. only that the circle outline is thinner than in the 2020 logo wish is of cause not noticable as such.

For me its a poor rebranding. I only see a company that's going back in time and not looking into the future. But in terms of application of the New Logo Design on the new electric car.. I will rate it a 7.
FashionRe: My Business Is Sinking. Please Help! by CoolVoice(m): 8:49pm On Sep 12, 2019
Well it's sad.. businesses do have ups and down.. but your ability to persist against all odds is what makes you a success in any field. you will need to trace a lot of things back.. Mostly decisions you took after getting the new place.. Is the content of your ads selling the brand? I'm a consultant.. I can give you advise for free for the sake of NL. If you're interested.. reply to this comment
CelebritiesRe: Superior Emmanuel Dead! Armed Robbers Forced Sniper On Him, Thrown In Lagoon by CoolVoice(m): 8:44am On Sep 11, 2019
Really sad.

Doesn't look like one chance to me. I think he was killed.. maybe out of envy by people close to him or people he's dealing with. I don't think any one chance will give someone sniper to drink and still throw him into the lagoon. I think the motive here was to eliminate him.. probably he may know one or two of them. Something just doesn't sound right.
CrimeRe: At Least 10 People Injured After Shooting At Alabama High School by CoolVoice(m): 11:24am On Aug 31, 2019
And they said Nigeria is the Most dangerous country.. idiot oyinbo.. using Africa to make money in the international community.. they don't even want us to get it right, because how will UN and the rest make money if Africa their dump yard get things right?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari At The Plenary Session 3 Of TICAD In Japan (Photos) by CoolVoice(m): 2:53pm On Aug 29, 2019
OfoIgbo:
hmmmm, that's why your guys added a 3rd leg in his photoshopped job, to show us his high level of education.

Your madrasa malams that taught you in your almajiri school will be highly disappointed in you.

Ask Buhari to mingle with Nigerians in Japan in the Nigerian embassy
You're simply a lost cause. I SMH for the generation you will bring forth. Done responding to you.

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