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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Random Photography Projects by coolxpat(m): 11:44am On Nov 06, 2015

Amazing...I just love your creativity Mr. Spywareczar shocked

Fashion › Re: Miss Universe 1964 Bikini Photo And Compare Them To Today's Photos by coolxpat(m): 8:19pm On Oct 30, 2015

kennygee:
All for a crown they won't keep forever.

. madam u're perfect!

Fashion › Re: Miss Universe 1964 Bikini Photo And Compare Them To Today's Photos by coolxpat(m): 8:19pm On Oct 30, 2015

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Romance › Re: Photo: You May Kiss The Bride by coolxpat(m): 5:44am On Oct 26, 2015

Sijo01:
You're certified stalker dude

I'm professional at 1) Eating 2) Sleeping 3) Stalking someone's profile. cheesy

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Guys Are Afraid To Date Beautiful Women by coolxpat(m): 5:34am On Oct 26, 2015

sinaj:
Tiz nt wot u fink

guess I'll just resume, there's hope afterall

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Guys Are Afraid To Date Beautiful Women by coolxpat(m): 8:57pm On Oct 25, 2015

sinaj:

I've bn working on some opening lines to use on you for months but with this post.. I've changed my mind cry

tnx op

Events › Re: Jos Holds Mass Wedding For 52 Couples! (Photos) by coolxpat(m): 8:21pm On Oct 24, 2015

Sijo01:
'Wow' is all I can type

Quote is all I can do.

Phones › Re: The Extinction Of Phone Call Centers In Nigeria .. by coolxpat(m): 9:04pm On Oct 23, 2015

Sijo01:
Do call centers still exist? I can't remember the last time I saw one though xcept recharge card vendors.

hehe.. I comment my reserve

Romance › Re: Photo: You May Kiss The Bride by coolxpat(m): 8:36pm On Oct 23, 2015

Sijo01:
You're certified stalker dude

u're right sis.. I'm professional at 1) Eating 2) Sleeping 3) Stalking someone's profile.

Romance › Re: Photo: You May Kiss The Bride by coolxpat(m): 8:51pm On Oct 22, 2015

Sijo01:
Watin I do na?

I need to sue you. Your moniker is appearing on almost ever topic I opened today.

Romance › Re: Photo: You May Kiss The Bride by coolxpat(m): 7:54pm On Oct 22, 2015

Sijo01:
Nor be all thread dem dey comment. So, I waka pass.

hehe.. U again?

Celebrities › Re: Davido Meets The Fan Who Tattooed His Face On His Body (Photo) by coolxpat(m): 7:41pm On Oct 22, 2015

pretydiva:
Chaii..dis guy don hammer big time I swear...time 2 tattoo tiwa's face on my chest

hehe.. I'll help u with the design grin

Agriculture › Re: Found In My Colleague's Locker by coolxpat(m): 8:24pm On Oct 19, 2015

Sijo01:

Two things involved- it's either your office is in the forest or your colleague have a monitoring spirit assign to him from his enemies camp.

that sound like a valid hypothesis

Islam › Re: Hajj: Nigerians Won’t Stone Devil Again – Sanusi. by coolxpat(m): 7:01pm On Oct 03, 2015

Well said...

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by coolxpat(m): 12:53pm On Aug 28, 2015

tchidi:
Food is ready....
Make I go airport go wait am...
Cc: friedplantain, fannyswindler, coolxpat

Amazing... I know exactly what's on the Menu. Me-n-u.

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 8:07pm On Aug 25, 2015

tchidi:
LoL!
Ba damua. In na dafa Abinci, zan kira ka... daga Jos zuwa Nassarawa, ba nisa...

gaskiya ina godiya yar'uwa ta

sai na ji kiran ki.

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 9:58pm On Aug 24, 2015

laserjet:
All na same naow. It just comes in different sizes and shapea

Asshole is here tongue

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 9:52pm On Aug 24, 2015

mya1:
Absolutely right! It's worth sowing in.
I like pun!
To make it more fun, every comment should be pun related.

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Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 9:38pm On Aug 24, 2015

tchidi:
Very punny!!
I like your sense of humour. Let's be friends.

ya kamata muzama friends kam. I like ur sense of humour too but above all, ur ability to cook well because eating is my favorite sport. cheesy

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 8:51pm On Aug 23, 2015

tchidi:
Nice one!

you know what? It's Sunday and I can't get off my ass wink

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Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 8:13pm On Aug 23, 2015

tchidi:
Lol!!

You're living, you occupy space and you have mass. You know what that means? You MATTER

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 7:29pm On Aug 23, 2015

tchidi:
Well, when you say a woman is a 'keeper', it means she's a wife material, kinda.
But in this case, she's actually a goal KEEPER!
So it's a word play... you come in wanting to see why she's a 'keeper' (wife material/ confirm babe) only to meet a goal KEEPER.

I really don't know if you understand me sha. trying to explain it via writing is hard.

You can google the word PUN and see.

thanks tchidi. I'm surprise when some pple here start raining insult.

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 6:17pm On Aug 23, 2015

Xmen149:
Op..i wana be your friend

let's be friends my good man, on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 5:02pm On Aug 23, 2015

lekjons:
effects of Sunday afternoon weed

TerraByte:
Chaiii!!..for the loff of God..warriiss dis. Op are you high on something?!?

Me smoking sunday afternoon weed

Agriculture › Re: Please Caption This Wonderful Farm Produce. Picture. by coolxpat(m): 2:22pm On Aug 23, 2015

Romance › If Your Girlfriend Looks Like This, She's Probably A Keeper (photo) by coolxpat(op): 2:13pm On Aug 23, 2015

If your girlfriend looks like this, she's probably a keeper.

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Science/Technology › Re: Facebook’s Solar-powered Internet Plane Looks Like A Stealth Bomber[photo] by coolxpat(m): 5:34am On Aug 01, 2015

That's a welcome development.

Phones › Re: How To Repair Damaged Or Corrupted Sd Card by coolxpat(m): 9:29pm On Jul 30, 2015

Nyc one

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: When A 3D Artist Adds ‪photography‬ To His Set Of Skills (check It Out) by coolxpat(m): 4:23pm On Jul 19, 2015

Amazing...

Agriculture › Re: Photos: Palestinian Woman Collects Gas Bombs To Grows Flowers. by coolxpat(op): 5:23pm On Jun 14, 2015

hahn:
Damn!

That's ingenuity at its peak. That woman has got a lot of balls though

I respect her creativity

Agriculture › Photos: Palestinian Woman Collects Gas Bombs To Grows Flowers. by coolxpat(op): 12:30pm On Jun 14, 2015

Palestinian woman collects gas bombs to grows flowers.

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Romance › Re: Who Do Ladies Call With Recharge Cards?? by coolxpat(m): 7:39pm On Apr 24, 2015

Unibenstudent:
if I face u,ur name will change from son of mark to son of injuries..

oga Unibenstudent, me just de laugh as i de read ur responds to silly comments. U're a genuis...make i just follow u kawai.

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