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Emmanuel602:
me too. What I read yesterday was that it rained fish somewhere in Thailand

which is scientifically UNPOSSIBLE

I heard a different story else where. Thanks OP

Not really true OP, read the true story here: https://www.nairaland.com/2255636/lorry-driver-spills-seven-tons

Nice post OP, let me digest it more.

Not friendly at all...need to sell mine soon. But this is a nyc price

groundnutoil:
u wan make ftc abi iffa ah hear dis thread hit front page.make i baff 4 white house

Dont forget to baff with groundnutoil 4 white house

Asuokaa:
God has no respect for human laws...He created it He has the power to suspend it

God is always wonderful, I am just speaking from the scientific point of view.

These goats have no respect for gravity.

Good colour combination but u need to work on ur fonts

knyte:
Does it still work with android phones cos i tried it now with d settings required nd it didnt download or upload anytin.. Instead its deducting outa my mb

I specifically said it is for PC. Andriod also work after rooting ur phone but the procedure is different.

Blue and Yellow Bricks

pythondjango:
OK sir,you know what sir,pls illustratively educate me on how to do the same on my system.Thanks sir for ur wonderful helping hands.

Just google and download simple server, load 100naira and text BBMIDID to 21600, connect ur modem using default MTN settings, opening the simple server and minimize it. Configure ur browser proxy IP:127.0.0.1 and port:8080 and likewise ur download manager. Enjoy

pythondjango:
please sir,tell me how i can be using simple server too with my android phone.Thanks.

i dont use it on phone sir, I use it on computer

I dont hv time for limited data plan. I rock SS unlimited using 100naira per day

Olympus has fallen

Nice update... Keep it coming bro

May God have mercy on ur soul OP... Those GEJ till 2019 nairalanders are looking for whom to pour thier anger of frustration upon.

Op, it really doesn't matter. Just be satisfied with what God has ordain for you.

9jvirgin:
She is still in shock, a power drunk individual usually goes psychologically dead when defeated. Trust me she wouldn't have relinquished power if she was in her husband's shoes.

No sensible person should pray for such an evil woman as a wife. She has turned my dear Rivers State to Afghanistan

God will forever put her to misery.

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Wait until Buhari has bn declared the winner. PDP are still running their funny business to discredit it.

Na to just marry the lady I cheated with and divorce her kawai

Lagos lawyer, Femi Falana, has said that the chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Atahiru Jega, cannot go on terminal leave or resign as speculated.

Mr. Falana, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, said this while speaking to journalists during the Nigerians United for Democracy rally held at Ojota, Lagos on Saturday.

He maintained that the INEC chair is not a civil servant and thus cannot go on terminal leave.
“There is no provision…Jega has a 5 year tenure which is renewable under section 155 of the constitution. There is no provision for sabbatical or terminal leave. Jega is not a civil servant to be ordered by the head of service to proceed on leave and in any case, you can’t go on leave when the basic duty for which the constitution has appointed you is been performed so there is no room for resignation or sabbatical leave,” Mr. Falana said.

He maintained that the general elections cannot be further postponed stating that the constitution states that elections must hold 30 days before handing over date.

“Constitutionally, elections cannot be further postponed; if the government does it, it will be asking for anarchy and there is no provision for it in the constitution.

The president has repeatedly assured Nigerians that there is no room for interim national government.

“We have also been told that there will be no coup, therefore, we have to operate within the ambit of the law and that is why you cannot go beyond April 11 to conduct election because under the constitution, election must be held not later than 30 days to the handing over date. That means all the elections must be completed before April 29,” he said.

Mr. Falana said the rally was not in support of any political party but to warn the government not to tamper with the new election dates.
“The government has said those dates are sacrosanct, but we are only here to warn them that if there is any attempt to thinker with those dates, we would mobilise Nigerians to throw out all the antics of anti-democraticsystem”.

He urged the armed forces not to interfere with electoral process stressing that it is not their duty to determine when elections will be held.
“We expect that the government will appreciate that Nigerian people will not allow any further postponement of the election dates. We also want the armed forces to stay clear of democratic process. It’s not their business to determine when to hold election. Just like other Nigerians, they have the fundamental right to vote for a candidate of their choice, but they have no right to tell INEC when to hold election and when not to hold to hold election,” he said.
He reminded the current administration of how past governments who attempted to truncate democratic process were chased out of power.
“Even military dictators could not frustrate democratic process, for that reason, once we mobilise Nigerians, no force can stop us,” he said.
He disagreed with the government’s position on the reason for the shift in election.
“Elections were held in Syria, Iraq and Libya. What will be the excuse for not holding elections in Nigeria? In Yobe, local government elections were held in 2013 and there was no incident. The president was in Maiduguri to campaign, the APC candidate, General Buhari was in Maiduguri to campaign, and there were no incidence, so why should they stop elections in other parts of the country?” he asked.

The NUD rally which kicked off from Maryland to the Gani Fawehimi Park in Ojota saw attendance by other democracy activists including the Nigerian Labour Congress Vice president, Isa Aremu; former NADECO and Afenifere member, Ayo Opadokun; lawyer, Jiti Ogunye, amongst others.

INCASE YOU MISSED THIS!!!
There are two kinds of people in Nigeria today,those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY.
If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, is either you reside in LAGOS or you are in PDP.
If you are in lagos you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, is either you are Jonathan's family or you are naturally corrupt.
If you are Jonathan's family you are safe cox u r going back to Otuoke but if you are naturally corrupt, there are two things involved, is either you leave this country before March 28 or you remain.
If you leave this country you are save but if you remain, there is ONLY one thing involved, YOU ROT IN JAIL!

INCASE YOU MISSED THIS!!!
There are two kinds of people in Nigeria today,those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY.
If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, is either you reside in LAGOS or you are in PDP.
If you are in lagos you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, is either you are Jonathan's family or you are naturally corrupt.
If you are Jonathan's family you are safe cox u r going back to Otuoke but if you are naturally corrupt, there are two things involved, is either you leave this country before March 28 or you remain.
If you leave this country you are save but if you remain, there is ONLY one thing involved, YOU ROT IN JAIL!

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greall12:
if its true i thank God for ur life because there is a lot of joker on Nairaland

thank you. I 'll neva joke with smthing of this magnitute. I pass the road almost every day to my place of work

akpanikpe:
na the bad ones de always make fp.

I just tire for NL mods nowadays. Anything boobs, flaunt...etc de always make front page.

Alhamdulillah... I left the place less than 30min b4 the incident. RIP to the dead