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Mrs Jones do you know Spenchuks,

Yes I've known him since he was a baby, I even washed some of his diapers but he is a huge dissapoinment he has been chuking girls allover the place which is why he now calls himself spenchuks his real name is Chukudi Anurpurum Okwudili Ezenwatorobia Anidike. He has pregnated over 27 girls I heard one of them is Gabriella the daughter of Nne Clementina that lives down the street. Of course I know Spenchuks.

You no lie,
Provision is better than kiosk.
Abeg bring the Iron pant and trouser plenty,
NLD don dey become Gay Capital of 9ja

Who ask u?

Baba ijebu

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That joke sweet O!

^{*pauses to scratch head*}

But I haven't read it wait let me go and read it

^{*Rushes to go and read the joke*}

^{*Knocks Clem and Cbase on their naughty heads*}[i][/i]

Gbo! gbo! gbo! pia fu kwagi isi

For the two both of u that are taking the

Name of the lord in Venus

Ewu allegory to jokes!

Dbased or what do u call ur self

I never knew clem has hired a new mouth-peice to do his taling for him

Good Job though, Question, He pay u much?

Nice joke good pix though the quality is a bit poor but everyone here is missing a hell of a very good point,

For all that trouble Was the guy "Clemcy" allowed to finish the Blablabla before bieng pulled away from the chick"Gabby"?

If not I hereby rule that the guy be allowed Five More Rounds on top of that babe before the Be-Dicking or Beheading Of that his small pinyada. At least the Dick would go happily.

Them dey campaign for hell too

Chai Aru emee!

spenchuks:
mehn make i laugh again.

my doctor recommends it.





. . .still laughing. . .



. . .can't stop laughing. . .

Na laff be this chai

Clemcy any comment?. . . . .

princesa:
well, thank me coolie for the miracle

Thankl you ^(not!)

Guess ur 100% happy now

gabrywyl:
Why you go disturb my boyfriend for? U no fit rape him!

Abeg! Comot yaself to your Mr. Amebo!

Gabby love No shakin she can't fitn't to rape moi!

Bike man delete!

Wey the joke na!

Please Wait. . . . . . . . . .

This laugh is taking too long to BOOT press F5 to refresh

So Sammy is pregnant

Abeg when e go drop na!

Bbeee:
brb, i want to go n get my laff

Bros if e remain borrow me two!

Actually its lookin more like urs now wanna see,

*Holds up a mirror in front of Gabby*

Looks good doesnt it?

No they must have used it to crack coconut thats why I'm so confused.

gabrywyl:
Hmm! I no want to friend you anymore and I don't want to share my candy with you as well!

EH eh eh eh eh eh

Gabby Love, Its me n you for life No Alkane can put asunder

Who sees what and why did he see when he didnt see before even though I cant see what he see and when he see it,
Damn What am I typing?

Naaah!
The figure has changed

KOLOx10¹⁰⁰⁰

*pats gabby on the head*

Sorry Gabby, It was a slip of keyboard

gabrywyl:
except moi

Especially You

KOLOx10¹⁰⁰

All of una dey "KOLO"

Cos u are temporarily insane na

Some of your loyalists even followed u to sudan, we heard some of them caught stray bullets (with thier fingers!)

gabrywyl:
You got a problem with paw paw?

Yes my girl has two and they look more like watermelons!

@Kunle
Bros u dey fall my hand o! by now u suppose no say women say one thing and mean something else.
Gabby has been advertising herself since morning and u are just realising it, no wonder she thinks naija guyz are mu².

She's been hanging around you a lot.

ituen:
you keep throwing beers to clemcy and i havent seen her catching any

Havent u the slightest idea that clemcy is handicapped?

The one wey dey pain you be say no beer dey fly come your side

stylish begger! talk wetin dey warri u

**Staggers in and looks around wildly**

Who is talking about paw paw here