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Jokes Etc / Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by coolykdat(m): 8:39pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Nope. Tap Tap Tap. . . . on the keyboard thats the idea |
Jokes Etc / Re: Questions and answers from the Courts by coolykdat(m): 8:38pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Mrs Jones do you know Spenchuks, Yes I've known him since he was a baby, I even washed some of his diapers but he is a huge dissapoinment he has been chuking girls allover the place which is why he now calls himself spenchuks his real name is Chukudi Anurpurum Okwudili Ezenwatorobia Anidike. He has pregnated over 27 girls I heard one of them is Gabriella the daughter of Nne Clementina that lives down the street. Of course I know Spenchuks. |
Jokes Etc / Re: showbobo Wan Spoil My Name by coolykdat(m): 8:26pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
You no lie, Provision is better than kiosk. Abeg bring the Iron pant and trouser plenty, NLD don dey become Gay Capital of 9ja |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh Patterns by coolykdat(m): 8:14pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Who ask u? Baba ijebu |
Jokes Etc / Re: Conversation Btw A Stupid Son And His Dad,read! by coolykdat(m): 7:49pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
ERROR!!. . . . . . . Format C:. . . . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Angel Gabriel And Nigeria by coolykdat(m): 7:41pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
That joke sweet O! *pauses to scratch head* But I haven't read it wait let me go and read it *Rushes to go and read the joke* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Voodoo Prick by coolykdat(m): 7:34pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
*Knocks Clem and Cbase on their naughty heads*[i][/i] Gbo! gbo! gbo! pia fu kwagi isi For the two both of u that are taking the Name of the lord in Venus Ewu allegory to jokes! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Conversation Btw A Stupid Son And His Dad,read! by coolykdat(m): 7:19pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Dbased or what do u call ur self I never knew clem has hired a new mouth-peice to do his taling for him Good Job though, Question, He pay u much? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by coolykdat(m): 7:14pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Nice joke good pix though the quality is a bit poor but everyone here is missing a hell of a very good point, For all that trouble Was the guy "Clemcy" allowed to finish the Blablabla before bieng pulled away from the chick"Gabby"? If not I hereby rule that the guy be allowed Five More Rounds on top of that babe before the Be-Dicking or Beheading Of that his small pinyada. At least the Dick would go happily. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Senator Went To Hell by coolykdat(m): 7:04pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Them dey campaign for hell too Chai Aru emee! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Conversation Btw A Stupid Son And His Dad,read! by coolykdat(m): 6:52pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
spenchuks: Na laff be this chai Clemcy any comment?. . . . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by coolykdat(m): 6:18pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
princesa: Thankl you (not!) Guess ur 100% happy now gabrywyl: Gabby love No shakin she can't fitn't to rape moi! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh Patterns by coolykdat(m): 6:03pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
Bike man delete! Wey the joke na! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Conversation Btw A Stupid Son And His Dad,read! by coolykdat(m): 7:51am On Nov 11, 2008 |
Please Wait. . . . . . . . . . This laugh is taking too long to BOOT press F5 to refresh |
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 8:16pm On Nov 10, 2008 |
So Sammy is pregnant Abeg when e go drop na! |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Naughty Student by coolykdat(m): 4:26pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Bbeee: Bros if e remain borrow me two! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by coolykdat(m): 4:18pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Actually its lookin more like urs now wanna see, *Holds up a mirror in front of Gabby* Looks good doesnt it? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by coolykdat(m): 4:10pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
No they must have used it to crack coconut thats why I'm so confused. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 4:05pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
gabrywyl: EH eh eh eh eh eh Gabby Love, Its me n you for life No Alkane can put asunder |
Jokes Etc / Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by coolykdat(m): 3:57pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Who sees what and why did he see when he didnt see before even though I cant see what he see and when he see it, Damn What am I typing? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 3:43pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Naaah! The figure has changed KOLOx101000 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 3:35pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
*pats gabby on the head* Sorry Gabby, It was a slip of keyboard |
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 3:20pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
gabrywyl: Especially You KOLOx10100 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 2:42pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
All of una dey "KOLO" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Gentlemen: Be Warned! by coolykdat(m): 2:24pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 7:09pm On Nov 07, 2008 |
Cos u are temporarily insane na |
Jokes Etc / Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by coolykdat(m): 7:04pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
Some of your loyalists even followed u to sudan, we heard some of them caught stray bullets (with thier fingers!) |
Music/Radio / Re: Kere Wawa Kere Wawa by coolykdat(m): 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
gabrywyl:Yes my girl has two and they look more like watermelons! |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Real Prick by coolykdat(m): 6:47pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
@Kunle Bros u dey fall my hand o! by now u suppose no say women say one thing and mean something else. Gabby has been advertising herself since morning and u are just realising it, no wonder she thinks naija guyz are mu2. She's been hanging around you a lot. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Checking Your Iq by coolykdat(m): 6:36pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
ituen:The one wey dey pain you be say no beer dey fly come your side stylish begger! talk wetin dey warri u |
Music/Radio / Re: Kere Wawa Kere Wawa by coolykdat(m): 7:26pm On Oct 07, 2008 |
**Staggers in and looks around wildly** Who is talking about paw paw here |
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