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Family / Re: Passionate Appeal by coolykdat(m): 12:19am On May 12, 2020
I realize that our experiences in the hands of people who have betrayed our trust at one time or another has turned us to pessimistic individuals who always think fraud or scam even when the person asking is really in need.
Giving is an act of love and kindness and one who gives should not expect returns or wonder what the gift is used for but rather give if you have it and forget about it.
I see no reason why we should insult someone just for asking, the least you can do is either verify if their need is genuine or offer prayers or good wishes if you can't assist financially or otherwise.

Life as we know is a circle, how would you feel if God Forbid you are the one in need tomorrow and someone calls you a scammer. Even the good book says give and it shall be given unto you.

Mr Frank email me on cybbersamm@hotmail.com

I'll be praying for the widow

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Family / Re: Family Assistance by coolykdat(m): 11:50pm On May 11, 2020
Hm there are so many people asking for so much on nairaland these days that one wonders if they are genuine or not. Well I've read your story and I'm willing to help but first but I need to verify a few things.

Send me an email on cybbersamm@hotmail.com and answer a few questions then I'll decide.

We all haven't lost our humanity yet.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Airport Authority Of Nigeria (FAAN) Recruitment 2015 – Application Date by coolykdat(m): 2:12am On Mar 18, 2015
Please does anybody know the address for SSS Training School Kaduna? Kindly assist...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by coolykdat(m): 6:48pm On Feb 28, 2015
FAAN...ALY I was able to write the test....Kai what is this, Hope we wont face this rescheduling fever in the next stage of the process....Naija I hail thee!
Jokes Etc / Re: Math Knowledge by coolykdat(m): 2:10pm On Mar 24, 2011
*rushes back holding magnifying glass and is hit by lethal gas at the door and faints*
Jokes Etc / Re: Math Knowledge by coolykdat(m): 12:48am On Mar 24, 2011
*pops in and goes through topic with a fine tooth comb*

I still can't find the joke, its probably written in fine print, wait lemme get my magnifying glass,

*runs out of thread*
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by coolykdat(m): 12:38am On Mar 24, 2011
shocked This thread is makes my laffing to explosion like a bombing. I is vely vely enjoyment this thread, I have missing NL very plentiful. cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Oh My God; I Am Tired Of Laughing (this Is Too Funny) by coolykdat(m): 6:01pm On Apr 11, 2010
*gives Kunbee one cold slap*
there Studio r u happy now
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Nairaland / General / Re: If I Was A Boy. . Strickly For Ladies ( Guys Don't Even Peep) by coolykdat(m): 8:39pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ARCANI

So WHAT WOULDNT YOU DO?

HMMMMM?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 6:59pm On Nov 17, 2008
Yes O!

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Nairaland / General / Re: If I Was A Boy. . Strickly For Ladies ( Guys Don't Even Peep) by coolykdat(m): 10:24pm On Nov 16, 2008
If I was a boy. . . no girl. . .ehm no man. . . no boy, girl ehm . . . . whatever I like me an I aint ever gonna wish it changed.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 9:02pm On Nov 16, 2008
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Jokes Etc / Re: Never Cheat On A Blonde by coolykdat(m): 8:56pm On Nov 16, 2008
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Goo Lord have mercy!

She go kpai the guy from beyond be that na!

roflmao

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Jokes Etc / Re: No Time by coolykdat(m): 8:53pm On Nov 16, 2008
mykali:

she will be stoned to death . grin
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NAKED abi

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Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 8:52pm On Nov 16, 2008
Debased u don come again

Stop to follow me o I no be gay *wey dat iron pant wey I buy from spenky sef*

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Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 8:43pm On Nov 16, 2008
Azo:

wow thats coool cool
Shut ur mouth, I know you have been seekin entry into that institution for years.

Sorry bros, "NO VACANCY" angry angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: Prankstar Number 2 by coolykdat(m): 7:21pm On Nov 16, 2008
mykali:

u shall soon see.
We eagerly await! cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: Forest Wishes! by coolykdat(m): 7:15pm On Nov 16, 2008
ibkaye:

Why won't I have wrinkles? Am an old woman na, actually turned 62 yesterday tongue grin

Happy Bye day!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by coolykdat(m): 7:02pm On Nov 16, 2008
Cayon:

Class, here is your Home Work for today. The first three (3) persons to get the answer are free to leave the asylum.


Count every ' F ' in the following text:


FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS,
Let me answer for Gabby so that she can be released from Yaba!

6 F's
Oya release Gabby but don't take the chains off o! tongue

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Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by coolykdat(m): 7:15pm On Nov 15, 2008
@ cbase
Sorry If only I had known it was your chicken brain i was holding, I would have been more careful so as not to lose it.
angry

Kpele u hear I go buy u second hand brain wey u fit manage *I'm quite sure it will be far better than the old one*
undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by coolykdat(m): 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2008
Why ya cock no go lost angry

When u laugh forget say ur cock dey Gabby mouth! shocked

She don vex bite am off na, Go ask am where she keep am!


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Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by coolykdat(m): 12:32pm On Nov 15, 2008
cbase:

I go soon deport you go seme-border you ancient fowl grin
**hisses in calabar** lipsrsealed

Una ten combine no fit!

angry


scholarist:

well cooly i don't want to go crazy
The crazy ones always say they are not!

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studio43:

then stop smoking it grin

DJ abeg tell am!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Princess Secret by coolykdat(m): 11:46am On Nov 15, 2008
Thank u, you you hear TISHA! tongue

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Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by coolykdat(m): 11:42am On Nov 15, 2008
scholarist:


which 1 be pidgin french again

The type spoken by crazy people lyk deceased and debased angry


lol
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Jokes Etc / Re: The Princess Secret by coolykdat(m): 11:30am On Nov 15, 2008
Please can sum1 explain why the third guard was mumbling cos I dont speak gibberish! angry


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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is In Charge? by coolykdat(m): 9:04am On Nov 15, 2008
Still trying to laugh sad

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Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by coolykdat(m): 5:54pm On Nov 14, 2008
Shebi na french una wan speak abi?

Here is some french for u

liké sé ól óf u éz gón mént ál angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Operation by coolykdat(m): 5:42pm On Nov 14, 2008
naijababe2:

ok that is enough grin
Why are u telling them to cease fire, I'm enjoying this!

@Sam & Ray Pls keep firing on all cylinders. It is obvious who is mental among the two of you!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by coolykdat(m): 6:22pm On Nov 12, 2008
Debased I know say na dat kind tin u dey like

Pervert like you!! shocked

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Jokes Etc / Re: Questions and answers from the Courts by coolykdat(m): 6:20pm On Nov 12, 2008
Na lie my lord

The woman sabi am True true evn my sister Princesa is carrying twins for him my Lord

He is Guity as charged!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: No Time by coolykdat(m): 8:53pm On Nov 11, 2008
NDLEA oficials Alert!

Ganja in NLD. . . . .

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Jokes Etc / Re: Possible Outcomes Of U.s Election In Nigeria by coolykdat(m): 8:51pm On Nov 11, 2008
9ja! we too mush!

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