Equilibum, I didn't know u were an aboki na!

Shege mallam, wallahi kayi kyau!

spenchuks:

@temivict and moyola
what do u know about 'standing up'?

Same thing they know about lying down!

Mufu! wetin konsine u.

Come newdeal, this sounds like a true story and it happened to u abi!

Chei!

This is premature delivery!

ify na u be dis!

Chei!

See as truth dey come out

The real question wey una for ask be say na wetin kill the gardener?

but una perverted minds don already conclude say the guy go suck bobi!

That boy is a wicked boy, hin wan kill im baby brother too bad!

@poster loved the dream joke better!

infobaba:

No place yike yaba

True talk!

Only mad person go fit read that gibberish wey dem write up there.

Whose idea was it anyway?

**looks at the write up closely**

mmh!

** steps back, looks at it again**

mmmhh!

** puts on his glasses and looks again**

Damn!

Who tha Bleep wrote this, the person must think I speak German or sumtin.

@ben

Hello friend, where've u been.

**Stands up in full LIARS regalia (wig n all) with a bottle of beer in his hand**

Your honor hic! after looking carefully at hic! the circumstances hic! surrounding this case,hic! hic!

I hereby deduce from all the evidence given hic! that, hic!

The dream is guilty hic! I arrest my case Hic!

Na the dream cause am now!

He he he he he he he he!

Wow!

ROTFLMAO!

ayusman16:

@Dullykdat

Dem don whoooze u from back before? You no dey fear face.?

No I expect you to try and whooooze me from front den we go know wether ur face carry juju.

Go plug another donkey hole jo, I no fear u.

Wait which one is the real djcrooky, the two of them too resemble abi dem be twins?

SHIT!

**looks surprised**

Did I just say shit!

Oh sorry all this shit talk make me wan shit!

How about when ur inside and the door opens and someone is about to enter, u jump out and scream; They're here, They're here!

Onyeochi

Question!

Ask anusman, only him get experience to give u the answer

Anus ayus, u fall my hand no be small

**Walks in and sees what is going on, couldn't believe his eyes and ran out to buy a six-pack of beer**

Mumu farmer!

*replies back*

You can be as good
as the best of them
but as bad as the worst
but don't test me
You better move over

Be Warned!

Seun suppose open Psycholomental column for NLD so that all this mad people go know their way.

I tried reading the thing backwards, it still didn't make sense.

sege, sege! very typical of u and ur namesake, Uncle Aremu.

See as u dey take expose urself

Na for NLD u wan take style dey beg for food, hungry man

@ poster

When I see the caption I know say na Nigerian film u wan write

next time make u check movies section you hear, no come here come make people cry

clemcykul:

na your H.O.D na

Thanx Clem abeg help me tell am!

**Walks in with a can of beer and sees the pictures**

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Na new michelin tyres for cars be this?

Me I dunno about others but I am pitylaughing you!

Chei! this Showbobo na real terrorist!

See how many mens dey hide for the man bedroom, and na de ones wey we see be that o!

Jeovy own don finish patapata!

True talk, im own surfering no get rival.

Sauce Congrats o!

Come PLC who ask u, u dey take style look for free beer abi!

Oshofree master, nothing for u!

@Showbobo
Nice try my guy, u are a joker after my own heart good one but beware!

@Ituen
Ol boy dat guy don pull Lion tail n I go show say I be Ekun!

**Whispers**

^{No worry I dey secretly plan im downfall}

who dey talk say make we beg?

Beg for wia u too dey fear

we go move u go female section o!

21st century CONFUCIOUS

confirmed

Thank u clem!

**throws clemcy one beer and goes to search for ben in the kitchen**

**falls down unconscious**


House clemcy don kill person with poison gas o!