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 Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by coolykdat(m): 6:54pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
U see wetin your rotten mind they think. Ask your sister wetin happen for our outing last week she go confirm say coolykdat na real straight shooter! **whistles and walks away** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by coolykdat(m): 6:45pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
**picks up a magnifying glass and checks ben Privates** Yep there's sumtin there definitely u just can't see it because of all the hair.   |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 6:39pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Shey I look lyk newbie for ya face abi No fex na joke i dey. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Gentlemen: Be Warned! by coolykdat(m): 6:34pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
rokiatu: Roki u wan kill be for us? Abeg take am easy o! **gives ben two packs of gold circle** its better to be prepared! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 6:29pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Luk who's talking  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcy The Chemist by coolykdat(m): 6:27pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Yeah u got it Clemcy na one bad nigga. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 6:23pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@Kay$ Dats y I'm coolykdat @Ben Birds of the same feather, u know the rest. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by coolykdat(m): 6:17pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
**gives ben two pieces of kulikuli** u are pardoned u hia!  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 6:14pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
ben~jay: Ben if na trouble u dey find I dey here o! **turns to face ben** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by coolykdat(m): 6:06pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@ tufe *sings* Omo na mental case Start to dey craze Na who dey rock dis place Kolomental. you kolo sotay u kpansh ur house girl join chei!.  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 5:59pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Tufe where u dey I'm just startin o! Yo mama so stupid she traded in her car for gas money! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by coolykdat(m): 5:53pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
**pours the remaining beer on bens head** How far u don dey see well |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by coolykdat(m): 5:50pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
You don buy your own. oya giv me the pant wey I borrow u last week! **chases tufe with stick**  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 5:48pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Yo mama so stupid she had a glass door with a peephole in it. Beat that u scum! Ha ha ha! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 5:41pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@ Tufe Yo mamma so dumb she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 5:30pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
@ tufe Yo mama so skinny she turned on her side and dissapeared! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by coolykdat(m): 5:27pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
tufe: |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 5:21pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
tufe: My guy, u don't wanna go there. I'm da king of momma jokes aiight |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by coolykdat(m): 5:15pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
**strolls in with a can of beer** wetin dey shele for here  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Understanding A Woman by coolykdat(m): 4:49pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Ituen, Your chic go hear am o! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by coolykdat(m): 4:39pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Ben u no dey wear pant? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by coolykdat(m): 4:32pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
tufe: **collects form, squeezes it and throws it into the thrashcan.** Your sister no worth the trouble. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by coolykdat(m): 2:53pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
All d good women have discovered sumtin! Money and material things |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:35pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
ibkaye: Eleru gberu e! na who dey answer? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: My Brother And I.(your Comment !) Dont Miss This by coolykdat(m): 2:32pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
clemcykul: I didn't know u were this poor! Pauper lyk u |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:26pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Close that mouth before flies converge! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen And His Son by coolykdat(m): 2:16pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Good idea but ur joke lacks something! Where the heck is the humour? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Gentlemen: Be Warned! by coolykdat(m): 1:53pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
As a naija boy oops! sory boi, I'm pretty sure what they stole from u were wallets stuffed with paper and bread labels. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: George Bush - Any Questions by coolykdat(m): 1:45pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Bob's whereabouts is on, A NEED TO KNOW BASIS! Thats the best phrase in American Secret Service Language. The boy questions na threat to national security! |
| Jokes Etc / Clemcy The Chemist by coolykdat(m): 1:38pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
The owner of a Chemist where clemcy was working walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner then asks clemcy, "What's wrong with that guy over there by the wall?" Clemcy says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get some medicine for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" Clemcy says, "Oh yeah? Look at the man, he's afraid to cough! so I believe he's cured" |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 1:29pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Jeovy:Yes na, na me carry civilization go their village. Wait o! Jeovy no be d same place una from come  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 9:01pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
ibkaye: And u thought about this all by ur self! Ur brain must be really exhausted from all that stress! **pours cold water on Ibkaye's head** |
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