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**Walks in and sees everybody yawning**

Chei dem don release sleeping gas for here

^{*rushes out again*}

Clemcy leave am, d guy must have a very good reason for not talking.

looks like he has overipe halitosis!

**Strolls in with a six-pack of beer**

@ All
Abeg wey my friend ben dey

@ Kayemjay
Do u need a partner I've got real cash money o!

Hey man, really would luv to stay n chat but I think I've got to see a bed about a girl.

Don't get too comfy, I'll be right back

and just so u know,

If wishes were horses, u wouldn't know what to do about it!
thats just how stupid u are Ben~Gay

@ All

^{**points at Ben**}

And that folks is the PRESIDENT of the IAN (Idiots Association of Nairaland)

**everybody claps**

^{**Ben attempts to take a bow and falls on his head**}

See what I mean

@ ben
okay I'll do just that!

^{**picks up a mirror and looks at it**} aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Damn! I'm uuuggggly!

^{**checks the mirror properly**}


oops! sorry ben it's a framed picture of you!

Gee thanx for the info dude, really appreciate it, I was really getting tired of being a mascot anyway!

oh by the way, before i forget heres yours!

^{**gives ben back his hairy yansh**}

^{**picks magnifying glass and looks through thread**}

wey the joke na!

Diss Ko! Does Ni!

look ben~the~gay, every body dey here to joke, u just dey go around dey find beef

I no get ya time et al

and as far as stupid goes, yo mama still wishes she had just given yo dad a Mouth Gig the night u were concieved.

PLC like u!

Ben~JJC I totally forgot about u, buzi body no go find work do before dem chase u comot for Ghana with ur Ghana must go

Oloshi gbeborun like u!

Ah dn't back out from a fight dude, Its just that I noticed u ain't my class so let me give u som advice,

Go play with the boys, this is the mens section aiignt!

Very Typical of ituen
Abeg make una no crucify the guy na, im get choice im save the thing wey mata to am!

Alalabi:
Ituen i fit give you a bodyguard just send #5,000 credit for my phone may be we can talk very well wy mobile is 08012345678

**RED ALERT! RED ALERT begger in NLD**

All nlders beware!

princesa:
wow coolydat
u really ate lots of liver
abusing all the big shots here


^{continues watching the drama}

Hey sista I know ur feeling me ok.
its not he liver I ate but the one I was born with.

Kay$:
No Mind charity begins at home , Efi ni wa

Speakl ze english bro!

@ tufe

Been there done that
Ol boy u still de? de thrashing wey u recieve b4 neva do u.

At least I don grow everythin else but u r yet t grow a d**k and some balls.

I don't bandy words with balless guys like u
at least i got a life, where's yours

saucekid:
i've heard the likes of u talk,the basic thing is,they eventually die out
pocket your idiotic bravado and keep moving

Bro u r all talk and no action,

Quit yapping with ur mouth and start tapping with ur fingers if u got the balls.

oh sorry I forgot Ibkaye has ur balls, sorry bro

@ sauce

see ya own lyfe, ended.

saucekid:
@ kolidat
i no wan fight u?but if u try me too much,u go enter bannables award for here

Men I was born ready for the lyks of u "second rate at everything wannabes" okay

So take ya best shot.


I ain't scared of ya.

@ Saucekid
Na who dem dey talk to dey always answer Mu²

@ Ben
Buzy Body u don com again

mumu who call u

saucekid:
see mumu

Where
^{**looks around and spots saucekid**}

Ahh there u are

all welcome the chief mumu of Nld

Clem u want make i tell everybody say u never introduce ur body to soap for the past 26 years

see the way u dey smell lyk dead body!!

onyara Craze person de dada wey dey for your down below strong pass electric cable

All the idiotas in tha house please raise ur hands

**tufe, Kays$, Clemcy and Ituen raise their hands**

Oya all of u kneel down, Hands up, Close ur eyes and open ur mouths

All
Hmmmmmmmmmmm!
^{**Covers nose cos Horrible smell takes over NLD**}

Chei make una close those toilets wey una dey call mouth quick quick before people die of aphyxiation.

Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh he eh eh eh eh heh eh eh eh he he he eh eh eh eh he he he he eh eh eh he he eh eh eh eh

Hilarious!
Kay The Don ko! Kay The wannabe ni!

get original bro ur always hiding in sum1s shadow! Ode!

no need to vex u no dey even brush before

bushman without remedy.

Kay or what do you call urself, don't antagonoze me o!

If u don't want to end up like Tufu or is it tufiakwa.

@ clemcy shey na u him see wey hin dey develop eagle wings so, the two both of u no fit withstand me o! so make una dey fery, fery carefree

OR ELSE!

See as them use smiley take waste thread!

**hisses and walks away**

@ Esss
Thank u jor **collects belt and Cash prize** u too recognize talent.

@ Clemcy
Clemcy u suppose know say I no dey de same class with u na, ur own bushness no get part 2

@ Ben~JJC
^*sings*

Don't push me
Cos I'm close to da edge!
I'm trying
Not to lose my head!

@All
All hail tha new champ of NLD

clemcykul:
where is coolydat? that boi need bulala

@info wats your stress? better go pay your house rents.

**walks in whistling**

na who dey find me I don land.

Jeovy leave Esss make she count jo

I dare Tufe make im comot if fear no catch am

@ Jeovy the guy don realize say i be im papa

see am for under Ituen bed

^{**points at tufe hiding under Ituens bed**}

tufe come out and yab na!