@ princesa
tanx 4 the compliment.

no be only guts i get liver follow dey!

@ bibs

easy call my name, no be u give me!

^{*replies song*}

Categorically, I'm da best Mentally
no gainsaying I'm da cutest Physically
don't doubt me I go take over NLD
Incredible, Remarkable, Unbeatable, Palatable, Reliable.

mykali:

welcome to nairaland na. na u go suffer.

**shaking in my size 10 boots**

Bone jo I no dey fear

^{*cocks joke gun and points it at Nlnders*}

Take cover guys I've got a gun and I'm gonna use it.

Trouble is my middlename

Ituen and his SauceKid were visiting a mall for the first time. they were amazed by almost everything they saw especially by two shiny walls that moved apart and back together by themselves again.
Ituen asked' "What is this SauceKid?"
SauceKid, having never seen an elevator before in his life answered' "I have no idea my Guy"
While Ituen and SauceKid were watching with wide eyes and open mouths, an old lady in a wheelchair moved to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and she rolled herself between them into the small room. The walls closed and Ituen and SauceKid watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened again and an eighteen year old with the body of a model stepped out.
SauceKid stared at Ituen anxiously and told him "Ol boy go and get Ibkaye FAST".

clemcykul:

u dey mad o

confirmed!

That guy must hav been BOOBY trapped!

ben~jay:

lol. Me no sabi dance ? hmmm, what do you guys think d jay in my nick stand for ?

JACKSON I be MJ cousin.

@ ben So u be monkey.

no wonder! **opens eyes with surprise**

*collects d tissue and hands ben bathroom towel*

jeovy u don 4get say the guy tears be like fountain.

Jeovy:

where search and rescue team dey?one of our member is lost

@ Jeovy no worry ya self e don tey wey dat guy don lost.

allow our search and rescue team rest jo!

*collects beer from ben~jay*

temivict don lost

*drinks all d beer* **slurps**

*hands clem toothpaste and brush*
After that garlic infested undercooked turkey I no sure say ben go fit witstand the odour wey go comot for your mouth!



Take tomtom too ^{*gives clem two wraps of tomtom*}

ben easy o!

@ben

Ol boy, Jeovy looks like ur second cousin twice removed on ur fathers side!

@tufe

Amebo who send u!

[td]@ ben~jay
Na Ituen be im 2IC


If i tell u say i understand wetin you just type, i dey lie.[/td]

Ur brain (if u hav one) must hav gone 4 a walk.

U no no say 2IC stand 4 second in command,

Olodo change ur name 2 Ben~JJC.

@ ben~jay
Na Ituen be im 2IC

@clemcy ol boy, d chick dey talk wetin dey wory am now let her b.

thats rediculous, it pisses me off when i'm doin somethin important. I feel like gettin out of this country. why can't we hav steady light?

@ chindia hope dey didn't flash d light wen d guy was about to, u know, 

or house wat do u think is d reason 4 her frustration.

no vex o! na question.

Bros u no no wia guidance and counselling dey!

Dis page na for jokes period.

Hey guyz, give Saucekid a break, d guy must have been denied breast milk as a child.
abi no be so Sauce!!

Now thats what I call a disgusting joke.