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Family / Re: My Husband Pours "Anointing Oil" In My Vagina Before Sex- Wife by corisande: 4:56pm On May 03, 2016
grin
Anointed food
Celebrities / Re: How Tiwa Salvage Dated/slept With 2face Idibia-Sahara reporters by corisande: 1:11pm On May 03, 2016
Sahara reporters can do better than this. Give us more info,evidence. no be only politics una sabi do dirty journalism
Family / Re: The Newest Couple In Yenagoa, Bayelsa State by corisande: 5:44pm On May 01, 2016
God bless this union HML to this young couple!
Education / Re: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by corisande: 11:41am On Mar 29, 2016
VitaminB12:
Am the only person with handsome/beautiful attribute in my lineage. Take a trip to my hometown in ikeduru and confirm, so they don't do runz coz they are ugly. cheesy. But honestly I endorse your submission that not all okpoghos in Owerri are Imsu students. In fact, 60% of them are outsiders, plying their flesh trade under the guise and packaging of a swag filled IMSU student coz it attracts a higher pay.

Go to Garden park or Olive and see the demand for production of fake IMSU identity cards by these runs babes who aren't students. They are in their numbers in Mediatrix hostel at Mbonu Ojike, Titanic front gate, Merit and Steve Jane hostel at back gate.

I couldn't believe my eyes when Chioma I felt and her parents believed was in 300L in 2006 asked me to write her WAEC GCE exams for her at 50k to enable her secure admission. She confided in me that she no dey school o sey na camouflage she dey since. I dismissed her offer in utter shock coz if you are around her, you must believe she is a student. She comes to school twice a week, crashes into any lecture going on at ETF and takes note. And also takes pictures at photo stand.

The main reason IMSU is into this mess is because of its location in the heart of town and also coupled with the fact that it operates an off campus residential system. There are no School hostels.

Its a pity

Long live my alma mater

Lol

Nna we are saying the same thing oh

i knew many of them like the chioma girl during my undergraduate days. They are not students but they stay in hostels,come to school to attend lectures mostly at etf,cafe,snap pictures. these ones will go outside claiming umu imsu.


I'm not from owerri nchi ise oh

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Education / Re: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by corisande: 9:05am On Mar 29, 2016
VitaminB12:
Then you are not beautiful and attractive


cheesy
judging by your profile picture, i can see a handsome guy , so all the females in your lineage must be beautiful and attractive and they are into runs!
And we are not judging runs by location because all these ones going to dubai and collecting shit (dubai portia potties)and sharing toto up and down did not start from imsu or owerri.

Don't quote me again
Tenk
Education / Re: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by corisande: 4:50am On Mar 29, 2016
kechywillz:
People are mentioning Imsu as if in other school u dont find runs gals. Some are now trying to visit owerri bcoz u hear that girls in Imsu are runs gals ,but the question there is are u ready to spend ur hard earned money just for a night of fun and pay through ur teeth for luxurious hotel for just a night stand? Men when u really think of how the economy is u'll have a second thought.

Bros tell them oh, tell them!

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Education / Re: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by corisande: 7:32pm On Mar 28, 2016
M4gunners:
Oboy 72 like mehn my next trip is IMSU for sure.

just lookatyou!
Don't believe any and everything you read online.lol

The op of this thread,i don't really know your intentions oh, you dey give potential buyers idea of the markets wey dem fit go.

Ahia oma to all those wey go flood owerri because of nl. you go see wetin you dey find!


cheesy

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Education / Re: Which Institution Has The Highest Number Of Runz Babes? by corisande: 6:50pm On Mar 28, 2016
All these people mentioning imsu imsu na wa oh
Una wan pursue us komot for ala owerri?

You guys are giving potential runs girls headsup. post ume this year go suffer am.

Abeg oh! We are trying to sanitize ala owerri,make una no come spoil the efforts put in so farcheesy

Yes! i can boast with my head and chest held up high, I've never done runs before. never! so there are still good ones in this town.

I rep imsu

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Family / Re: I Wants To Get Married 16 July This Year But No Money by corisande: 9:34pm On Mar 27, 2016
Na wa!
No money No job but you don fix date for wedding
please set your priorities right! a job first

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Family / Re: If Your Spouse Confides In You That He Stole #100m From The Govt, Your Advice? by corisande: 9:03pm On Mar 25, 2016
Set out maybe 10% For bail money.
Enjoy the money and go about our businesses till efcc or whatever remembers us,that is if they will. Then we bail ourselves.
That's the current situation in Nigeria!

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Celebrities / Re: Am Prettier That "MUNACHI ABII" by corisande: 12:04pm On Mar 25, 2016
adorable29:
Beauty is a whole lot more than taking pictures and modifying it with extra lighting....

Its a whole package. It includes your carriage, composure, speech, suave and style and sometimes character. Your overall personality. Wether real or make believe.

So there is no basis for comparison btw you and Munachi. Truth be told. You be like mgbeke with your big tummy and fat face. Lets not even talk about your shapeless body and wierd looking ass(looks like butt pad gone wrong).

I cant even call you pretty. Regular maybe.


Wetin I mean be say, NO LEVEL! Mbok!

grin
Celebrities / Re: Am Prettier That "MUNACHI ABII" by corisande: 11:58am On Mar 25, 2016
cheesy grin
Aunty gwezs claiming 19. come enter belle make i born you Just talk say you dey do advertisement. Ahia oma!
Celebrities / Re: Am Prettier That "MUNACHI ABII" by corisande: 11:48am On Mar 25, 2016
hahahahahahahahah
kwiwkwiwkkwiwkwiwkwiwkwiwkwiwkwi
Family / Re: It's Our Wedding Anniversary! Help Us Thank Jehovah. by corisande: 9:02am On Mar 24, 2016
timbros:


Thanks dear...

Umunwanyi mara mma ihu tinyere ezigbo agwa siri ike inweta ugbua mana Chineke hurum n'anya were nyem asa nwa di okay.

lol
smiley
Nke mara mma m na akowa bu ma nke ihu ma ezigbo agwa
Family / Re: It's Our Wedding Anniversary! Help Us Thank Jehovah. by corisande: 7:40am On Mar 24, 2016
Happy anniversary! Beautiful family you got.
onye na alu ya lutakwa nke mara mma
Romance / Re: My Fiance Complains That I'm Too Fat by corisande: 6:54pm On Mar 23, 2016
ISpiksDaTroof:
Except you can show us a picture of a fat skeleton, then there's is nothing like "big boned". You are not "big boned".


don't quote me again.
I'm not here to convince or prove anything to you!
i quoted that guy cos of the picture

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Complains That I'm Too Fat by corisande: 6:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
TruthHurts1:
This is what a 70kg woman's body looks like:

If your fiance really loves you, he'll want you to lose weight for the right reasons (health and well-being).

He has just given you a reality check. I suggest you wake up.

i weight 5kg more than the op
but this woman in the picture is fatter than me
I'm taller than the op though and big boned.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Dress For A Police Job Interview? by corisande: 7:02pm On Mar 21, 2016
my belle ooooo hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah a laff don finish me
The replies here na something else hahahahahahahahahahahhahaaha

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Family / Re: Long time married couples please? by corisande: 8:37am On Mar 21, 2016
gidjah:
Hmmmm....may God forgive her,me ..she really hurt so so bad.Do you know i got her the job she was into then?i trained her in sch, paid bills, and even had to dress like a lady to go write her WAEC /NECO exams for her!,so u need to know what i went tru in d hands of karishika of her kind!


shocked sad
Family / Re: Eating Out! by corisande: 6:09pm On Mar 17, 2016
Onegai:


If pampering your man was all it takes to keep a home happy, then certainly in the times where a woman was supposed to do nothing but care for her man, polygamy wouldn't exist. All the pampered husbands out there still cheating, what's their excuse?

It is dangerous for anyone to base their emotions in how you are treated in good times, because life won't always be like that and your emotions cannot always be in check. You will have ups and downs, you will have days when you simply cannot smile and say "all is well", when your kids come you will be exhausted to the point that taking a bath daily will become an achievement. You cannot be a perfect person. So what happens when a wife simply cannot be "all" for her man, does that mean he goes out looking for a replacment? Love and a good marriage is built on the tough times.


Well spoken!

ma'am i love you (no homo)
i always look out for your comments. I'm a huge fan cheesy

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Family / Re: Pls Help, My Mother Kept This Secrete From Me For 25yrs by corisande: 12:01pm On Mar 17, 2016
thelish:
Abeg, my mum should come n reveal to me dat Dangote is my real father ooo.

How can you read my mind so fast?
cheesy

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Fashion / Re: A Nairalander Rocking Her Butterfly Like Made In Aba Designers Wear(pictures) by corisande: 11:46pm On Mar 16, 2016
goldenruby:
It's beautiful. The shade of green is beautiful. The only reason I fear Aba made is MASS PRODUCTION.

you can say that again!
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of James Ocholi's Children At His Service Of Songs Today by corisande: 10:32pm On Mar 16, 2016
so sad
Family / Re: Strict Warnin To All My Haters In This Section by corisande: 10:18pm On Mar 15, 2016
Acidosis:

Okay, I think I mistook your username. However, it's apparent from your post that you're suffering from entitlement syndrome. Please note that no one owes you anything in life. Whether you have 10 siblings to cater for or not, it is the discretion of the giver to give or shut you up.

grin

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's N10million I'd Rather Be Self Made Phase 2 Meeting (Photos) by corisande: 7:11pm On Mar 12, 2016
jesu! So all this aunties are btw 18 and 26? then I'm 11

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Food / Re: I Just Killed An Innocent Creature by corisande: 10:45pm On Mar 09, 2016
oh sheet! An aligator? We too kill for this country. haba!

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Celebrates Women's Day With Mo Abudu,omoni Oboli, Omawumi by corisande: 9:23am On Mar 09, 2016
I'm so happy for olajumoke

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Family / Re: Sad Sunday: My Neighbour Lost His Wife by corisande: 2:28pm On Mar 06, 2016
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
oh lord!

This is so painful.
God please console the family she left behind.

when people Thank God for safe delivery and the life of mother and child, it is not a small thing.

udika ihea kam na akpo onwu ariri! died while bringing a life, this one na 2 lives. God please keep those babies safe and well

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Religion / Re: The Six Catholic Seminarians To Be Buried On March 11th by corisande: 7:09pm On Mar 01, 2016
cry
Rest in peace
God console their families.

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Celebrities / Re: Dabota Lawson And Bianca Ojukwu Pictured At The Sun Awards(photos) by corisande: 8:41am On Feb 21, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Stella Dimoko Throws Shade At Linda Ikeji's 'Fake' Hermes Bags (Picture) by corisande: 11:17am On Feb 17, 2016
Wow! Epic! just epic. So she had to write this down on a board to pass a message across. Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Mike Odiachi Dies At The Hospital by corisande: 9:55am On Feb 17, 2016
cry RIP

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