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Romance / Re: Should I Allow My Ex Boyfriend To Be Friends With My Siblings? by corisande: 4:22am On Jul 04, 2023
Luckysbab:


How did it go eventually?

Sadly the poster you quoted is dead.
She’s an old nl member
You can do a little search
Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by corisande: 11:18am On Jun 13, 2023
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Autos / Re: That First Service. by corisande: 10:33pm On May 14, 2023
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Car Talk / Re: I'm About To Buy A Car From The Personal Onwer. Who Posted It On Jiji by corisande: 10:13pm On Mar 21, 2023
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Car Talk / Re: I'm About To Buy A Car From The Personal Onwer. Who Posted It On Jiji by corisande: 7:59pm On Mar 21, 2023
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Family / Re: I Will Be Dead In Few Days by corisande: 10:43am On Feb 14, 2021
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Family / Re: I Have A Problem With My Husband Brother Wife by corisande: 10:08pm On Feb 08, 2020
yvelchstores:
For me personally I can never leave my child with someone else. What if she is breast feeding your baby? Sorry for what happened to her.. For me personally, let hell let loose, I can't leave my infant with anyone.

This was what crossed my mind. She may have breastfed the baby

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Is Pregnant! (Photos) by corisande: 11:14pm On Nov 27, 2019
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Family / Re: Tribute To HungerBAD by corisande: 9:49am On May 24, 2019
I remember his post was always Ftc or on the first page.

Very Intelligent comments he made.

Rest In Peace Hungerbad.

Valar Moghulis!

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Health / Re: See What Happens When You Eat Garlic On An Empty Stomach For 7 Days by corisande: 12:55pm On Nov 19, 2018
tpapi:
is it possible for the licking of honey to reduce the smell of d garlic

No oh. The honey is just to sweeten the mouth after chewing.

The only way you can reduce the smell is when you eat it at night before you go to bed so in the morning you freshen up
Technology Market / Re: Brand New Samsung Galaxy Tab E 70k by corisande: 8:00am On Oct 22, 2017
Owodiran1:
please proof to me it's npower tab. Una no go get something to do. All in all una brain is just to look for away to ruin someone's business. And let's even look at it from other angle. Is it your business.

you have removed the third picture.
Npvn was written on it. N-agro was also written on it.
Sorry it's not my business. better sales oh

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Technology Market / Re: Brand New Samsung Galaxy Tab E 70k by corisande: 11:40pm On Oct 21, 2017
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Romance / Re: See This Secret Why Mbaise Girls are Number One by corisande: 4:48am On Oct 11, 2017
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Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by corisande: 2:19pm On Sep 24, 2017
flexxyworld:

kindly drop your number lemme call you
please call me
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by corisande: 3:42pm On Sep 22, 2017
fergieboy:
cheesy
abeg remove my number
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by corisande: 3:27pm On Sep 22, 2017
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Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by corisande: 1:35pm On Sep 22, 2017
flexxyworld:

how much do you wanna drop it
The phone has some other issues oh if you're still interested
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by corisande: 11:51am On Sep 17, 2017
flexxyworld:
Any one Samsung s4 screen for sale. Please quote
i have an s4 with panel problem but good screen. Gt- 19500

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Phones / Re: China Won't Kill Me With Options! Please Help A Nairalander Make A Choice. by corisande: 11:39am On Sep 17, 2017
mustykay:
im intrested, whats the model no,hope the screen is working. 08028617397

GT-19500. The screen is working
Religion / Re: What Is Your Best Bible Verse? by corisande: 7:26am On Sep 17, 2017
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For i know the thought i have towards you sayeth the lord, thought of good and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
jer29:11

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Health / Re: How I Contacted HIV From Sleeping With Different Prostitutes At The Age Of 24 by corisande: 10:00am On Sep 15, 2017
Truckpusher:
I can understand your frustrations especially if you've not taken time to access the number of people living with more dreaded diseases that is incurable, you can't even diagnose what their ailment is - here is my advice ,life has not ended for you ,it has only taught you a lesson probably a bitter one for that matter. How about folks that have lost their sight before or after their 25th birthday ? How about those that woke up with strokes they never planned for ? How about those that died without even any sign of illness , How about those that are missing without anyone knowing if they are alive or dead ? How about those that have never ever been well medically ever since they came into this life ?

I can go on and on without pausing - Life is full of ups and downs and non of us here is aware of what awaits us in the future .Do not give up on yourself right now ,dust yourself and start another phase of your life -You just lost one battle and not your life .With the proper attitude and counseling you can live a productive life for yourself and others around you. Stand up tall and say to yourself ' yes I have made mistakes but this another me now' Nobody's pity or 'sorry' will change where you've found yourself right now and most people won't even care except for some family members who truly love you deeply.

I have learnt one dangerous habit after the things I have seen and it is simple nothing should be too important or too serious to be taken too seriously in this life. Live your life and when you fall stand up again and again and if you can't just pretend you're already standing tall for your own sake and those who you love dearly. As you're their frustrated about your predicament someone very healthy just gave up the ghost in this same planet - Do not give up until you close those eyes forever.

This is for everyone not just the op. Truckpusher wehdon!
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by corisande: 12:16pm On Sep 13, 2017
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Technology Market / Re: Cheap Iphone 7 For Sale by corisande: 12:01pm On Sep 13, 2017
[quote author=chidekings post=60412820][/quote]ok
Technology Market / Re: Cheap Iphone 7 For Sale by corisande: 11:50am On Sep 13, 2017
chidekings:
Sold
please show me the pictures of the S5
Phones / Re: China Won't Kill Me With Options! Please Help A Nairalander Make A Choice. by corisande: 11:35am On Sep 12, 2017
Abeg I get s4 I bought brand new in 2014 grin, I've been using it till 3months ago e get panel wahala. I wan sell am undecided. Buyers contact me. I go even sell am with the carton and receipt if you want grin
Romance / Re: 7 Shocking Cases Of Accidental Porn Played At The Wrong Time&Places. by corisande: 10:44am On Jul 19, 2017
tk4rd:
I have experienced accidental audio porn too.
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Those far back days when we used to watch late night movies on ABS TV, it happened that one midnight like that, a movie was playing, and all of a sudden, the sounds of the movie went off but the visuals continued playing. Next thing, some background sounds,, then a female voice moaned loudly.. The female voice was not from the movie that was playing...
After some cackling background sounds and some more moans from the female voice, the movie sounds came back on..
I couldn't stop imagining what went wrong, yet I stopped paying attention to the movies. I was lost in my imaginations.
Then the worst happened.
The movie-sounds went off again, and this same female voice took over immediately.
Come see shouting.!!
"Ooh Fúck.! Ooh Fúck.!! Ohh Shít.!!"
And the guy's voice was grumbling quietly., with sounds of "kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa" clearly heard in the background.
Like Thirty full seconds, these sounds continued..
I don't even know when the sounds of the movie later came back on..
That was how I stayed there and watched the rest of the movie without any single interest in it..
As if things were not enough,, after the movie, the duty continuity announcer was seated to announce that they have come to the end of the day's broadcast. A "not so beautiful" lady that wore pink ruffled polo, with her "somehow scattered" hair.
I've never seen her face on ABS.. She probably might be a new staff or something.
Just before she started announcing, she didn't realise that the camera was already on her. She blew a kiss in the direction of the screen in a very sexually inviting way. Then, her eyes ogled in surprise with her mouth open, then she coughed immediately and started announcing that they had come to the end of the day's broadcast bla-bla-bla..
Her voice was the same as the voice of the moaning lady and the "Ooh Fúck" lady..
She was the one being fúcked right there in the studio.. What tha Hell.!!
She finished announcing and was waiting for the camera to cut, and her face changed and became sexually inviting again, like she can't wait to leave that seat and get back to action...
Then the camera went off, and the coloured-curtain covered the screen..
Then, I heard the shifting of the rolling-chair, some doubled-up pace of someone bare footed running across the room, and the same female voice saying "Baby Come Here..."
That was when the national anthem started playing..
I stayed some minutes after the national anthem and the pledge, with the hope of some more audio-porn,, but I was disappointed.
They went off-air after the pledge.

shocked shocked
it's a lie! Did this really happen?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by corisande: 5:03pm On Jul 17, 2017
Rogersmith:
Wait.
so i should be hopeful the site will come up?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by corisande: 3:49pm On Jul 17, 2017
i applied for immigration recruitment, but i didn't print it out. i don't have the printout. Now the site is not available. What do i do?
Please reply
Health / Re: A Reply To The Topic: It Is Possible For AA And AS Couple To Have An SS Child by corisande: 6:46pm On Jul 16, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Death Defying, Extreme Selfies, People Risking Their Lives In Photoshoots. by corisande: 4:19pm On Feb 18, 2017
Explorers:


Lol....So you can't jump from a plane, skydive from 10,000ft?
no i can't oh sad My heart fit just fail me
Celebrities / Re: Death Defying, Extreme Selfies, People Risking Their Lives In Photoshoots. by corisande: 10:31am On Feb 18, 2017
O lord! looking at this pictures I'm sweating and so uncomfortable.
I can't do this! Not for any amount in this world! cry
I have an overwhelming fear for heights and depths.
I avoid taking routes where i have to make use of flyovers, bridges.
Jesus! It's that serious! i discovered i had to climb to the third floor of 5 storey building on Tuesday and i had panic attacks.
I've only flown thrice in my life! and those times i had no options/emergency something that was why.
Let me not even talk about depths. I don't swim, nothing fit carry me play near water.
*fearfully runs outta thread*

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