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MICHEALADEX:
Brother waje plz meet us at the village sQuare. For final ritual

We shall drop a. Spoon full of hot oil on that gorimapa

If u shout. Nha em bi say Na u kill am

whithawk:
[size=14pt] we don come small pickin play for here na..

you want advice..here it is.

Dont sleep with this girl. if you do, you will get her pregnant and she would refuse to abort it and you would be forced to marry her and since she's not your type, you would be miserable for the rest of your life. you would have to say bye bye to those big dreams cos you would become one of those guys that married a girl they got pregnant. You wouldn't want to travel home cos of shame. you would manage and rent a one room apartment with money from your bricklayer job...then you would get her pregnant again and again..until you have like 5 kids. then you would stop having hard dick around her and you would start excessive drinking . you would come home and beat her up and your kids would look at you with resentment and you might be forced to hang yourself knowing you have failed![/size]

ifyalways:
200 what? Maka gini? Let me give you a personal recipe but beware, it only will diminish it's appearance, the marks won't fade off completely.
Buy floris duo ( less than 2K)
Ori
Ground sugar
Lemon

Apply floris duo to the affected parts religiously, twice a day( morning and night) there will be mild irritation but if it's severe, please stop and wear your marks with Pride
Floris duo comes in 2 bottles. After bath, use cotton bud, apply the big bottle first, allow your skin absorb it then apply the smaller bottle after 5 minutes. Use religiously for 7 days.
Result : the applied area will wrinkle and peel off. When peeling starts, please stop applying the big bottle, use only the smaller bottle and apply as often as possible. Don't use your hands to touch/ aid the peeling process.
Part 2:
After all the peeling( might take 5 days depending on skin type) a new skin/ dermis with a visibly better skin is revealed but still with some stretch marks.
Part 3:
Apply your ori twice a day on affected parts for 1 week.
Part 4:
Once a day, cut a lemon into two, remove the seeds, sprinkle some sugar on it and scrub on the affected parts. Let it absorb for 5 minutes, wash off, bath and apply your ori.
Do this for one week and go back to just ori therapy.

There should be a visible reduction in the appearance of your marks. If you or anyone else ever try this, please let's know how it goes.

PS: please if you've bleached your skin, try this at your own risk. Ify is not a cosmetologist oo.

5minsmadness:
It may surprise you to know that some of us actually find stretch marks sexy

damton:
h. The nurse na man or woman?

espn:
lies..can we see! Evidence pls!

Anyss:
No offence Op. Buh na only igboo and weed smokers u go c dey ask dis kind question. Wen dem don dey high u go c one wen breese wan push troway go tak one drag com puff am for air com be like " omo guy wot if u jus pick one million for ground abi wot if dem jus dash u one milla?". Truth is no body go dash u. And who go hold one milla allow am mek e fall? Na winchi winchi tins?

kingcypress:
I'll burn the ministry of education and kill all my teachers in order to erase all evidence.... My numerous classmates should also run for their lives or else....

itsmine:
" will say it times and time again;
Women are one Heartless creatures!!! I only Hope u don't grow to treat another kid like ur aunt..."

Gbam!

Phema:
My labour experience. . . hmmmmnn

Got into the labour room and was given epidural. I was feeling all cool and dandy, was even taking selfies and sending to friends and family. For my mind, i come dey say "so na so labour be na him all this women go just dey complain anyhow. Making mountain out of a molehill, mstcheeew". I honestly felt they were exaggerating. Time came and i couldn't push with the epidural, so they took it out and I had to push without any pain relieving medications.

Well, let's just say, I went to hell and came back. The Hebrew women went on break that day and left me to my fate. At some point, I stopped pushing and told them I wanted a CS cos I was totally exhausted and out of breath. I was shivering all over and couldn't control it. Told them to turn on the heater in the room, they did but I was still shivering. Mehn, it still remains the scariest few hours of my life.

They were just petting and encouraging me, saying everything looked normal and there was no indication for CS. I would have none of it. Insisted I wanted a CS. The nurse said my baby's head was close, took one of my fingers and touched it. I was so happy i was close to holding my baby in my arms. That moment, I told myself I was going to give it the final push. I gave my life to Christ . . .again and gave it the hardest push. The head popped and they were all shouting to not push again so I don't get torn and that they were going to help guide the rest of his body out. Whether na Igbo or hausa those ones dey speak, i no even hear. I gave it another push and everything came out and tore me seriously. I didn't even care. I was just too happy it was over to even bother about how torn I was.

Now, I've him and he truly is the most wonderful thing to ever happen to me.

donigspain:
Just came across this thread! Congrats man... I dey pity your wifey bre@sts on top this our baby mouth. Cute.