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Romance / Re: How Do I Know If My Girlfriend Will Get Fat When I Marry Her? by corneremperor: 11:49pm On Jan 18, 2018
Malonie242:
She will most likely get fat.
If your gf is a foodie, prepare for it, she will most likely be fat.
If she's lazy, she'll be fat
(I'm not being tribalistic o ehenn) but if she's Yoruba, prepare for it, she will most likely be fat. Igbo ladies as far as I know always have good bodies even after so many children.
Then of course it depends on how well you support her to shed the fat after birth. If you stress her too much, she will be depressed and sad and will add weight in most cases..
This is my #2cents.
My bf knows I will be fat, it's not a question. He has come to terms with it, the only solution is to work out a plan to shed it.

It's actually the laziness that makes the yoruba women that way, its not their genes. Yoruba women typically don't like physical activity. If you can find one that like exercising (goodluck with that o), she wont get fat. A typical yoruba woman will let her self go as soon as she gets married.

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Romance / Re: Lady Slaps A Policeman For Touching Her Bum In Lagos by corneremperor: 11:31pm On Jan 08, 2018
Knuckleheads on twitter create stories, and the other knuckleheads simple believe it. Smh. Where is the evidence that this actually happened, but see idiots insulting the police cos someone wants to trend.

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking: "Snapping Pictures With Rich Men Doesn't Mean You Are Successful" by corneremperor: 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2017
HeyCorleone:
This is sane reasoning.

That's why I'd forever dig the song "Penalty" by Small Doctor. The beginning "if you no get money hide your face" is not just plain. It's deep. Very.

That you snap pictures with rich folks or you follow them clubbing or shopping doesn't make you rich. In fact it makes you twice as poor.

If you can't afford a certain thing or a particular lifestyle, maintain the one which you have. That doesn't mean you shouldn't make friends with rich folks. Na. It's good motivation. But don't he "chewing gumming" them up and down and feeling like you've arrived when everything you see is theirs.

If you think any part of that song is meant to be "Deep", then your issues are obviously deeper than you think. The song is completely meaningless and has no depth to it. Its just a party song, ode. Find a meaningful song to make your point next time sir

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Celebrities / Re: 4 Nigerian Female Celebrities That Have Hot Abs (photos) by corneremperor: 10:36pm On Nov 08, 2017
You will never see a yoruba girl in this category lai, lai. Na to carry front and back come garnish am with big stomach and bleaching them know.
Computers / Re: Best Personal Wifi For Large Data Downloads/uploads?? by corneremperor: 4:00pm On Oct 19, 2017
So nobody in that country can answer this simple question with their own experience? I guess this is why the telecom companies will keep ripping you off cos it seems you just take whatever they give you
Computers / Re: Best Personal Wifi For Large Data Downloads/uploads?? by corneremperor: 10:21pm On Oct 18, 2017
I'm not talking about for phone, im talking about the portable wifi that people carry around in Nigeria
Computers / Best Personal Wifi For Large Data Downloads/uploads?? by corneremperor: 9:33pm On Oct 18, 2017
Hi Experts

I have cousin that's coming to Nigeria for a couple of weeks, and he needs to know which one of the wifi data providers will give him the fastest speed /reliability for constant connection to his corporate network from Nigeria. He specifically wants the wifi that he can carry around wherever he goes, can please provide info on this based on experience?
Thanks in advance
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Compares Seyi Law’s Daughter To A Cartoon Character by corneremperor: 7:18pm On Jul 17, 2017
OYIBN:
What is needed in the Seyi vs Kemi story is a sense of fairness in our comments. Seyi ought to have kept his daughter's pictures off social media. Kemi is not the first person to say uncomplimentary things about his child. Some Nigerians can be forgiven for not knowing the difference between being fat and obese. Obesity is not common in Nigeria. Seyi ought to have concentrated on the child's health other than responding to Kemi that appears not to be mentally stable. Kemi also showed that the best way to hurt him badly is to hit his daughter. Seyi wrote a lot of terrible things about Kemi on his Instagram wall. Please do not believe me, just go and read it. Then come back and tell me Kemi should not hit him where it would hurt him the most. No need for sentiments here of hitting at a child. It is what l call balance- tit for tat. l am also pleasantly surprised at how deeply Seyi could be hurt. This is a comedian that tells real wicked and hurtful jokes about celebrities and other people and makes them a laughing stock among those that come to watch his shows. His adrenalin doubles as the crowd laugh and clap at his hurtful jokes. Both should call a truce and spare us their disgraceful behaviour.

GBAM!!

Most people are blinded by the fact that Sheyi is a so called celebrity. Go and google the nonsense joke he cracked about tuface in front of his wife, and come back and tell me he doesn't deserve all he's getting from kemi. Tuface was visibly upset about what sheyi said
Celebrities / Re: You Look Ugly - Fans Slam Actress Uche Obodo's New Look! (photos) by corneremperor: 11:33pm On Jun 13, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
She looks like typical flat head girl.


Always looking like men with their dudish looks and hairy chests.
I'm sure waxing did a great job on her moustache and hairy body. lipsrsealed
grin
TV/Movies / Re: "Alakada Reloaded Made 50 Million In One Week"- Toyin Abraham Reveals by corneremperor: 5:06pm On Jun 06, 2017
Lyoncrescent:


Interesting observation, the movie is like a collection of skits. Assuming movie ticket is 2000 naira , that means 25000 people have seen this movie all over Nigeria in one week. I think each cinema hall is about 250 seats. That's like 100 sold out screenings in one week all over Nigeria. Interesting. Anyways only 60 percent of the money is for her. I think the cinemas take 40 percent

And don't forget she has to pay the actors, location, advertising etc from the remaining 60%
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Laura Ikeji Dancing Seriously With Her Big Baby Bump (pics & Video) by corneremperor: 6:22pm On May 18, 2017
Looks like she's wearing pampers when she turns around undecided
Romance / Re: Yoruba Girls Are Beautiful See This Couple's Wedding Photos And Their Love Story by corneremperor: 5:33pm On May 18, 2017
Make she comot makeup first na. Everyone is beautiful under heavy makeup. Yoruba girls are certainly not known for their beauty.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa In Court For Her Divorce Hearing (Photos) by corneremperor: 10:08pm On May 16, 2017
Yoruba women used to have dignity, now they come to court to celebrate divorce like its a wedding...smh

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Toke Makinwa In Court Today For Her Divorce Hearing Against Maje by corneremperor: 9:29pm On May 16, 2017
Shame on anyone that thinks this is worth celebrating...yoruba women used to have class...........smh
Travel / Re: Cattle Spotted At Ibadan Airport (Photos) by corneremperor: 8:54pm On May 15, 2017
hodusglobal:

The airport is always function.
Ibadan dude spotted, see di English na

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Culture / Re: Memunat Omowunmi Adeyemi Celebrates Her Birthday With Beautiful Photos by corneremperor: 6:22pm On May 15, 2017
If you believe that's her natural complexion just take a look at her kids. Yoruba women and extensive bleaching are like 5 and 6.

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Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Says She Did Not Like The Derogatory Comment About Efe - Watch by corneremperor: 11:08pm On May 11, 2017
She needs to remove that nasty thing on her lip underneath her nose, she looks like someone with strong body odor

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Odunlade Adekola Drunk On Fame And Losing His Credibility? by corneremperor: 7:41pm On Feb 17, 2017
Simfem99:
Good day to u all.... I want to state here with all sense of humility and sincerity that there must be miss up somewhere because I have privilege of working closely with Odunlade for more than six years and I can say here categorically that Odun is not part of an actor that will collect money for a production and end up to disappoint the producer.
He really understand the norms and ethic of his chosen profession (Filmmaking), but on this note I want to beg all memebers of this forum to take this matter easy because we are only reacting on one side story... We should understand that journalism is all about balancing.
Sir/ma, I want to make it clear here that I'm only saying all what I know about this great actor.
He is one actor that respect the feeling of everyone around him, he don't miss pleasure with his job and many professional coallgues can testify to this.
His humility, dedication and submissiveness is second to none.
And I knows that this young, talented and highly focus actor is a friend of media practioners and he can never take any journalist for granted, if u have privilege of holding his mobile phone for just 20 minutes u will understand him even more better.
Imagine 200 missed calls withing 30minutes.... It is our prayers and supports that keep him going and he always appreciate this whenever he have opportunity to address public.
He is a listening type and whatever u have as a suggestion or words of advise should be direct to him @odunladeomoadekola on Instagram...
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria
God bless Nairaland
God bless u and i
One love

Odunlade is that you? From their English we shall know them...ewedu republicans

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Celebrities / Re: How Many Rap Legends Can You Identify In This Drawing? by corneremperor: 11:14pm On Feb 15, 2017
Ishilove:

Naptu2, I think it's Kool Moe Dee! cheesy

Oga Caveat, I troway nyash for you

Kool Moe Dee is not in that picture, if you are referring to the guy in the compton hat then that's Eazy- E. The other guy with the dark shades is clearly terminator X of Public Enemy.
Celebrities / Re: Commotion In Delta State As Bride QUITS Marriage On The Wedding Day by corneremperor: 5:01pm On Oct 30, 2016
The guy should be grateful to God, cos judging by how this woman looks he really dodged a bullet. He should just thank everybody for coming and find a good looking woman jor.
Celebrities / Re: Dear Men Will You Marry This Beautiful Women With Lot Of Muscles (photos) by corneremperor: 12:42am On Oct 21, 2016
These na normal typical igbo women nau

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Celebrities / Re: Afro Candy Threatens To Release Hardcore Porn Videos (photos And Video) by corneremperor: 10:03pm On Sep 09, 2016
waternogetenemy:
Na Y she talk say yoruba men get small p*** be that, dem and prostitute na 5/6.
Afro candy na original yoruba man wife material be that. Dat is wat dey come all the way to the eastside 4.

Four fingers pointing right back at you. So if one has to travel to the eastside for prostitutes, what are you actually saying about the women from the east side Think about it
Autos / Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by corneremperor: 11:25pm On Sep 08, 2016
How much for a 2005 Lexus GX470 coming via AES/Sifax from US to Lagos please?
Thanks in advance
Autos / Re: Toyota Lexus Gx470 2005model For Sale Price4.3m Call 08131267376 by corneremperor: 6:30pm On Jul 20, 2016
How many miles??
Music/Radio / Re: Video: Yemi Alade – Koffi Anan by corneremperor: 3:39pm On Jun 22, 2016
She's getting very fat, starting to look like the women in those Yoruba movies.Nice video though

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Celebrities / Re: Afeez Owo Breaks His Fast With Meat by corneremperor: 4:48pm On Jun 10, 2016
Samtoby:


I'm not talking about a typical Nigeria... I mean these celebrities, they are celeb.. Y don't see something like that in those musicians house.
Go back to school and stop comparing apples to oranges. An actor and a musician don't make money the same way. For example, a musician gets paid by the amount of shows they perform at and they can dictate their price, while an actor can only get paid by movie roles, and hopefully endorsements. Most actors don't have endorsements by the way
Crime / Re: Wale Fakile Responds To Girlfriend's Battery Allegations (Photo) by corneremperor: 9:58pm On May 19, 2016
abimic:

Don't mind the dude, he's further more shooting himself in the foot, the question he would be asked is, did u ever lay your hands on her and he would likely Answer yes! That corroborates he's a woman beater. No sane man would watch a woman destroys his properties and not bundle her out of his house rather than resort to beating. No real man beats his partner! Only kids still learning to be men.
So as u dey bundle am comot for house and she begin bite and scratch u nko? Your logic is flawed. It's either u leave the house and call the cops, or u defend your property by all means necessary. There is no way out in a situation like that.
IF u start to "bundle her out and she scratches her are or hits her head, guess what? You don turn to woman beater be dat. All she has to do is show people the bruises. It's not as straightforward as u make it seem my brother.

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Politics / Re: Instead Of Dividing Nigeria This Is Better -Ekweremadu by corneremperor: 5:03am On May 10, 2016
All you knuckleheads above me talking about dividing this and that, have conveniently left out the issue of corruption. So tell me, if all states are issued a certain revenue allocation as nigeria, and the money keeps vanishing with no development whatsover, how does splitting up the country all of a sudden resolve the issue of corruption?
You think because a certain region speaks the same language that all the problems are automatically solved? None of you are making any sense here, you're just typical Nigerians thinking the same way your so-called leaders are thinking. You really think language and ancestry has anything to do with prosperity? Bunch of f****g illiterates!
Celebrities / Re: Finally I Found Teebillz Barber by corneremperor: 7:12pm On May 01, 2016
How much dem they charge for haircut?
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Threw Bianca Ojukwu Out Of Aso Rock For Flirting With GEJ-Kemi by corneremperor: 7:03pm On Apr 20, 2016
Kei144:
Years ago, I heard that while Bianca was a student in Enugu campus of the University of Nigeria, she never dated young men close to her age. When did she study at Cambridge?
Google is your friend, she did go to school in Cambridge

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Romance / Re: Two Butt-Unclad Kenyan Women Fight Over A Nigerian Man(pics) by corneremperor: 11:52pm On Apr 13, 2016
Dunno if I should be insulting the fighting women, or the disgrace of a nigerian man that's dating these women.
This is certainly not an achievement for nigerian men I'm sorry to say. cry

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