He's the first caught red-handed and recorded.

Before dem born the werey, some people don dey cannibalize for long. Even he himself was a human parts dealer. And even if man dey sell meat wey e no dey chop, e no taste am one day.

There are still reports of human parts dealers in many locations today but the forces that are supposed to investigate and either debunk such or find out if it's true are busy mounting road blocks and threatening armless citizens..

E go better.

PoliteActivist:


*Politeness*

Suggestion : to make the thread more interesting don't only ask "what do you.like to do less".
Also ask "what do you like to do MORE"

Also some on NLers are 16 while some are 80!

So you saying ancestors are on nairaland too?

The older I get, the more easily I get tired of things. Laziness just sets in.

I noticed I no longer even have favourite anything even food... Smh

But I currently still like hard copy books... And have cravings for very chilled water despite advice that it's not safe the older I get.

CoronaVirusPro:
Instead of hommies to go look for a job and get busy, they be manufacturing false awards and dishing it out to the highest bidder.

They have bastardized the celebration.

You asking our odogwus and ogbuehis to go look for job? This man sef..
These are big men already. More than 97% of them has potbelly

My only wonder is why this think-tank group still hasn't realized the development of Ndi-Igbo does not concern the FG even if an Igbo man eventually becomes president. It's not the FG s responsibility, you guys have Governors and other Representatives since before '98. And all the deve has been met by Abuja.

It's the responsibility of all of Ndi-Igbo to abandon the nonsense cry for secession and focus primarily on developing their region. Not turn the whole place into another forbidden realm like the Northen part of the country.

Igbos are great and Intelligent people, but misplaced priorities, misinformation and chasing after wind and overpowering arrogance are a few of the problems they need to fight off. Not to mention the vermin profiteers who use them and fool them into becoming terrorists to their own Igbo brethren. And this they currently are ignorant of to the extent of arrogantly support their current folly with finger pointing everywhere.

Ndi-Igbo should look within and realize it's mistakes and iron these things out.

Igbo Amala..

Oh..

People who own just one bra and panties would love this.

Too much encouragement.

Smh

High water element affinity.

Awon water benders.

Moses water bended the full Red Sea...

But his God is mostly a fire bender. Always consuming everything in fire. I even heard he calls himself The Consuming Fire...

Nazgul:


Sometimes the best way to avoid conflict with your spouse from getting out of hand, is to leave the house for a while.

I know some men can be jerks, but women should learn how to control their mouths. Escalating a quarrel to the extent where she was literally nakéd just to prove a point to her husband isn't wise.

The rule of the thumb is never fight anyone whom you know is physically stronger than you. You might end up in the morgue.

See you..

You've never seen a woman that would lock the door so the man won't go out if she knows that'll be his response?

They'll lock the door and pocket the key in their bra or panties and be like: "Come and go out let me see, useless man"

In the streets of AJ back then, there was this man who everyone knows the wife normally beats up. Any matter, na slap for face. Sometimes lifting him up like wrestling and smashing him on the ground, even in public.

The day we knew the man was just keeping the "I won't be a wife beater" policy was the day she used hot water on his late brothers' child staying with them. Come see Oga in action, it was like how Israel's smashing Hamas like punching bag... Smh

That was also the day he sent her parking. No amount of begging could placate the man and he replaced the troublesome woman with one gentle Igbo girl. This is true life story.

Some women can be too excessive. And some babas too are too frustrated and crazy.

Which key wife go seize wey go come make man go crazy? And the account says the man is clearly a confirmed madman. The orobo woman do-do too much.

Smh

papyjaypaul:


That's one of the top paying jobs abroad because of the safety risk. To clean window no be small and if it makes you happy, good. Nigeria should let people be paid for their skills so unemployment can reduce. I wish Seun pays jobless people here to help the economy.

To those who always judge japa, many of you suffer from low self esteem. The land is green where you water the grass. If Naija bad for your eye, everything you do go bad, u no go see good thing there. Focus on your life wherever you are and stop wasting your time worrying about others.

Keep wishing..

Seun will be like: "Shey this baba dey whyne me ni?"

Oh..

They could if there's cause to do so.

Ah, what am I even saying?

In this country, it's normal things. Argue away your precious time you'd still be made to provide it and bail it from them

And if it's not up to date, you'd be in serious trouble, you must reach station..

And I dey here dey think say this "format" na old school..

Back in the days of Yahoo mail, na dis format dey reign.

Smh

Maynman, please be serious with this. I know you have many things to share on this matter. Please do share them, leave orisa alone, he's just trolling.

As for the topic of discuss..

I'll just say this: "The forces of good and the forces of evil are all right in whatever actions they make."

You called it "Duality". Are you talking about the same thing having two different characters and attitudes?

Well. I see it that way currently. From the One comes the others. My only wonder is why existence seems to favour it's own destruction more.

Cc: Maynman
TheBillyonaire
Deepsight

Come share your thoughts..

Boomark:
I am not here to judge anyone as some people might feel. But I will be pointing out with scriptures, the things that draw women away from the kingdom of God and lead them to hellfire. These are the things women do without thinking of the consequences. Many of them feel they are nothing as long as they are fine with them. If you have any contention, you can visit the accompanying scriptures for clarity. Do not be deceived, the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God, 1 Corinthians 6:9.

1) You got pregnant for another man through adultery and you dedicated the child to God in church. You have committed adultery, deceived your husband, pastor, church members, and brought your deceit before God. No one living with a lie or hiding their sin will make it to the kingdom of God. Hellfire is prepared and waiting for you. Exodus 20:14, Hebrew 13:4, 1 Corinthians 6:9, Acts 5:4-5.

2) You have a man or your husband who worked so hard to get you to the US, UK, or any other foreign country. You got there and start looking for how to put the man in prison or looking for divorce by making false claims. You are heartless and wicked. Those who do what God hates cannot come into his kingdom. Proverbs 6:16-19.

3) You are use to lying. Be it small small lies or big ones. You lie to your husband, you lie about your location or whereabout. You gossip and tell lies about your neighbour. You are a candidate of hellfire, Revelation 21:8, Exodus 20:16, Proverbs 19:9.

4) You date more than one man in the name of relationship or marriage. You deceive them, give them false hope, lie to them and collect money from them. This is dishonesty, cheating, and a fraud like yahoo yahoo. You cannot miss hellfire. 1 Corithians 6:8-11, Proverbs 21:6.

5) You started hating or acting wickedly to your husband who has been feeding you, taking care of you and your children, and helping your family members for years. Because he is having financial difficulty, you refuse to give him financial assistance to stand again and turn against him. You are ungrateful and heartless to the one that has been good to you and your family. There is no place for the wicked in the kingdom of God. Proverbs 6:16, 18, 2 Timothy 3:1-3, Proverbs 21:10,13, Isaiah 48:22.

6) If you take your husband's money without telling him, in the sense that his money is your money while your money cannot be his own money, you are a thief. If you didn't steal the money you should be bold enough to tell him that you took 'your' money from his pocket or bag. Exodus 20:15, 1Corinthians 6:10, Ephesians 4:28.

7) You insist on attending a particular church against the will of your husband. As a wife, you allow your church/prayer ministry, pastor, prophet, or prophetess to cause separation/divorce between you and your husband. You are going against the will of God and doing what he hates. Hellfire belongs to those who refuse to do the will of God. Malachi 2:16, Numbers 30:6-13, Matthew 7:21-23.

When you give your children special treatment but maltreat your maid or househelp, there is no love in you. Your children can also serve as househelps because no one knows tomorrow. Hellfire is the place for the wicked.

9) If you have a stepson or stepdaughter that you hate, maltreat, or act wickedly to, there is no place for you in the kingdom of God. You would want a man to take care of your children from another man as his own but you act wickedly to his own children with another woman. If you are this wicked, don't go into such marriage because you are preparing yourself for hellfire.

10) If you divorce your husband just to lay hands on his wealth and get his properties, you are a candidate of hellfire.

11) A man had an agreement with you and your family to marry you but you go about having sex with other men. Hellfire is prepared for you the sexual immoral.

12) You wear naked/indecent dress showing part of your breasts to wedding, church, or any occasion to intentionally or unintentionally seduce and attract men. You cause men to stumble and sin. The kingdom of God is not for you.

13) You post indecent videos, or pictures on your WhatsApp status, groups, YouTube, Instagram, or Twitter. You help spread immorality everywhere. Repent now or hellfire awaits you.

14) A man is training you in school with the hope of getting married to you after. You knew it and you are collecting money and pretending as if you are with him while you are dating and hoping to marry another man. The deceitful will not go unpunished. Hellfire belongs to them.

15) You got pregnant for a man but you pinned the pregnancy on another man. You deceived and lied this other man. There is no other place you are going except hellfire.

16) If you are wishing your husband's mother death for any reason. Tomorrow, someone will wish you death too. But your destination for being evil is hellfire.

Ah..

No vex, daddy is lazy tonight...

Most of the crimes you're pinning on women alone are not performed alone.. In those scenes, a man or some men ( in the case of sleeping with many men) are also involved...

So, why you so against the female gender when both genders are equally "criminals" depending on who's involved?

Even the alcohol and weed these days tastes like poison...

It was never like this in the 90s when we started ingesting those nonsense.... Smh

Maybe it's being corrupted with something....

I've been very mindful of myself these periods. Even if it's my line of business...

jiz:
No matter how you run after the world, you can never meet the world. Be content with what you have now and hope in God for better tomorrow. Work hard in life and be purpose driven. Make sure you leave this world better than you meet it. God bless wright brothers for making "lala" that goes up to remain up.

Just to be petty ....

How can one hope for a better tomorrow without chasing something and do not forget, whatever it is, that person is chasing, is of the world?

Smh

And why you go dey tell an ordinary Nigerian to leave the world better than how he/she met it?

The world's too large (unless they want to leave their country and go elsewhere to try), if you try change the status quo o'er here.. hehehehe

All the benefactors of the status quo would bury you before the real baba alaye dem show face.

So brother, ya advise is a suicide mission in this environment. Or you wan start the change? Lols

Lending wigs?

I find it hard to share even belts.

I know how many people who knows my character but criminally still put on my things as they know I'll never touch the thing again. Even if I vex for them, the eediots understand me too much say my vex go pass. Just small abeg and one bottle of stout and I'll forget it all... Smh

Some guys even share boxers as some girls even share bras... Smh

Awon werey, the whole lot of them..

GeneralPula:
People wey fall yesterday don stand up back..

So no worry, you self go later stand up..

So says the ancestors.

But nahtin wrong with the OP. Apart from being silly for bringing such matters online and asking for advise for such simple matters as if any advisor would live his life for him.... Smh

Unless it's the usual online attention seeking nonsense.

Yéyé dey smell

Like we don't already know it's all arrangee..

Awon oni yéyé

NoahHadNoArk:


Next time switch off your data if you have nothing reasonable to contribute


It’s not your fault that you have a low IQ and find it hard to comprehend simple English…..we understand with you

Com'on don't take the guy serious...

It's an anonymous forum.

At worse, just blame it on the "Alcohol".


Me finds apology situations awkward. If this couple are keeping to themselves over something so elementary, how have they been living since?

If they've been doing well together, what went wrong to warrant such disregard for the other's feelings?

See, bros, check again, there's a hole in this ship that needs fixing else it'll sink.

This one na problem? The both of you should go and siddon one place. Enjoyment don erode una feelings for una selves...

TheBillyonaire:
Crime rate is very low in Nigeria relative to other countries.

I don't know much about other countries but I'm sure the crime situation is heavy over here.

Apart from these gun wielding wereys, there are too many criminal acts happening everywhere in the country each day.

This daddy don't need to even mention any but any one on ground in the country could offhandedly mention so many nonsense they observe happening in their immediate surroundings.

I know say some countries out there still worse pass our own, but na my own I know, I'll admit I'm that selfish...

Wealthoptulent:

Gathering funds to take Mark YULETIDE SEASON

Na so...

Most of them will now begin forming Yahoo boy... Many of them dey carry iron..

Armed robbers all of them..

robosky02:
Na waoo

Somebody is trying to shake the table.

For me : e never reach that level yet.

By the way

That bring the question, what really makes a man great in football

Is it the awards or
The exceptional display

He might have the awards but I'm sure the name Jay-Jay Okocha, in the the hearts of most older Nigerians will always be insurmountable.

Antoeni:
I

Think The Force PRO is Looking For Who to Send to Early Grave,
Meanwhile Men Mount Ooo

Wahala

nurey:
Until the government is sincere sinister ways and means will continue to boom among our youths.

Better they do yahoo than been armed robbers terrorizing hard working citizens

The society has created too many monsters...

I wonder if I'll be alive when these monsters they created strike back not only on society as they currently do, but also at the beings destroying the nation...

I doubt it'll ever happen in the next 20-30yrs, unless an unforseen change pushes the timeline forward...

I don't even blame the eediots that robbed me. I blame myself for entering their trap and society for churning out such menaces by the millions.

The wahala dey everywhere in the world but Africa own choke too much, that's why the youths are almost entirely crazy.

Justiceleague1:


And don't forget,na wia man dey work,na there him dey see him food to take chop

Oh..

Na food wey bird dey find, dey land am inside trap..

The tin wey dey sweet goat, naim go kill am..

SeriouslySense:


The local government should be more engaged with their communitires and people in the communities can help build things together.


What are they waiting for

My brother wetin you talk so?

The local and state governments are happy about not being known, the cluelessness of the people sure is refreshing. How else would they happily share the osusu coming in?

This one is on the people. If people can have interest and speak about bad governance in the nation, what stops them from doing same in the states and local communities they live in?

This daddy still dey vex for my own community and even the normal nonsense end of the year jollification, I no go join dem do. I drove away those wey come knock my gate for contribution sef.

finallybusy:
Attention seeker. Many people of today weren’t breastfed as babies.

Eiya.,

Some sef, dem buy the sperm wey produce dem for jankara market...

SeriouslySense:
She tried, commedable, but , what is the government and community for.


Why do we have government and communities.

State and local governments are always ignored. Most people don't even know the leaders of their local areas, so how else can such ghosts be held accountable for anything? Na only the FG Nigeria man know..

In my CDA recently, 1 bag of rice was given for. 8 streets...
Me just told them at the meeting to sell the thing off and share the funds among the streets,and it's to be kept in the community purse for any future use. But our fellow landlords gather pieces bag of rice among a select few.. My advice be like werey talk for their ears... Smh

This ancestor don already boycott the gathering of such yéyé people. I can never sit and do meeting with such eediots.

Taking such nonsense palliative in the first place was an error but the attitude of most Nigerians too go shock you.

Tomorrow, their useless government go begin beat chest say dem don do something for them. .

From Abuja 10milliom per street. From State house 5mill per street, From local governments 500k per street, and before d tin go reach each street, dem don pinch am reach 500naira per street.

This palliative nonsense should be stopped, it has turned Nigerians to the clueless almajiris of the North.

If dem wan really share the peanuts, dem no know our NIN or BVN again?

Awon oni yéyé

Supremos:
Terrible.

Nairalanders kindly avoid Banks this period, there's hunger in the land

Lols
..

Not in Lagos..

We got espo, that the governor was celebrating a "no bank robbery" period....

See bros, this daddy weak for all this kain matter...

Smh

brain54:

The woman is lost...

I wouldn't say lost though,

She's an independent person, she has rights to be stupid and wise. Rights to do anyhow she likes, as long as it does not affect societal rules (I meant rules that'll make society decide to lock one away and troway key )

Whatever path she's chosen, it's on her. And her comments made me suspect Will Smith is only a badboy on tv. That's why this ancestor was pitying the guy for landing a woman like that. She'll probably leave him again and the mumu will be worse for it... Smh

Maybe if he pays tithes to this bishop, I'll find the space in my careless heart to help him...


The guys great in his career, but he's totally hopeless in keeping a woman.

This is how I see it.

Na so...

Sharing committee has been swallowing before now. Continue swallowing.

And those political mumus on NL, continue supporting nonsense, after say silly comments like: "Your vote counts"... Smh

Only God knows who you eediots think you're deceiving...

Na just lack of tools else....

Awon oni yéyé

brain54:
If na me be Will Smith...


Na now I go start my own shakara.

Apparently she likes tough guys!

Dey play...

Woman wey wereykpe don enter her body, na any time the thing itch am she go begin run and scratch. --- Fables of the Gods

See her comment. You'd know she's an unrepentant divorcee. If God give this ancestor power to handle married ppl matter, I go don strike her down since and troway her records for heaven...

I just hope Will Smith dey conscious else....

I don't see any future between them. I would've said "This I have Seen" if not for a certain False Person.. smh

WTH

[quote author=IyaTola post=127463095][/quote]

The write up continues saying "Some Parents" in many of the examples yet concludes that parents should be blamed?

Abeg, if you've ever had a child, especially one that seems to be innately stubborn and resistant to the molding of a parent, you'll understand nothing is ever one way.

Not to say some parents don't contribute to this issue, one can't totally throw blames on parents. It's totally inappropriate.

I've never hidden the fact that I was bred in the streets of Lagos in the 80s and 90s. I've seen children who left home at a age you'd be shocked, just because the parents are stopping them (mostly with serious quarrel and I've seen those who were trying to calmly discipline their children) from living in ways that are currently frowned upon by society....

Many things contribute to the moral decadence and what not . I could just say the environment but that's not anything specific. So, I'll tell you the way I tell my little girl.

"I've experienced ups and downs and been dealt worse cards. But all that does not matter. What matters is my response and attitude. And whatever that might be, I'll be very willing and ready to face the consequences, whether good or bad. I'll simply just deal with it as it comes. Small girl, remember this is just your old man. Find your own and live and deal with it. "

I never knew writing this in English will sound so sweet😆
Na pigin English or my dialect I dey use talk to my little girl... No wonder English dey sweet African man like ripe pawpaw...

Smh

Ah, see mumu advice from somebody wey e chair too high, e no know or understand wetin dey happen for ground...

But the blockheads we have as leaders will only do the normal "Yes Sir" behavior and put rope for their people neck.

I ne:er see world bank or IMF or any of these people wey dey truly see our continent as a business advice more on productivity. If they do am, na just for cruise in one lengthy talk where that reasonable advice will be lost in all the nonsense but the one that'll favor them will be loudly highlighted....

Me no blame them, I blame those wey get the means but no fit use Pako plank their puppets out of leadership positions...

Awon oni yéyé..