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0temAtum:
Lol. Tithe ke. What will I use it for? You say that you get emotional, well...it's needed sometimes. But even while you're being emotional, just still use your brain. Because when you're overwhelmed with emotions, the brain doesn't perform maximum functions and you might end up doing some stuffs you shouldn't have done. However, as long as you're still a human, there's no way you won't be emotional sometimes.

ElPhoche:
I am a doctor. I left Nigeria on the 18th of September, for greener pastures. After my exams, and when I am done completing my training, it is bye bye to Nigeria. Not after suffering and sacrificing would I come back to earn a pittance. Do you know that a 12 months house officer's salary cannot buy a new Toyota Camry.
I have finally decided to relieve myself of the blackmail that Medicine is a calling. �����
Omo, for Kaplan here we I deh study for the USMLEs, after the South Americans, nah Naija guys full here.
If you are a doctor reading this, do quick and cut out of Nigeria. Nigeria does not pay. Nigerians do not appreciate you. Nairaland typists would always be quick to bash you. Even if it is Sudan, go. Till Nigeria is brought to it's knees by the dearth if doctors, till they invest seriously in the health sector; infrastructure wise and renumeration-wise. For now, the government is not serious.
If you see hospitals here, omo, just Texas Children Hospital is bigger than Transcorp Hilton. Make I no talk now.

My worry nah just my mumsy, dad and other family in Naija. Issorite
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0temAtum:
Edited: Thank you NATURE for honouring this urim.

Correctguy101, come and see an example of urim here. The certificate owner has found her certificate back. If it's a pastor who prayed for the person to find it now, they'll start blowing trumpet up and down.
Gboyee4fun come and learn.

https://www.nairaland.com/4180954/unilorin-stolen-first-class-graduate

Mrlouis:
Don't you think you deserve a cake or something? Crap

Proudgorgeousga:
Nollywood is a reflection of how we see things generally as a society. You can't give what you don't have.

truthsayer009:
Don't be stupid bro, We talking 5 year relationship here & not some ugly looking piece of crap that came to sleep in your house for 2 miserable days, and you're now having fun with.

Please park well.

lefulefu:
werey

onyidonaldson:
sell your bitcoin and paypal funds instantly 340/$

NwaAmaikpe:


If only that young boy knew what he is doing.
He thinks he is signing a music record deal; But he is mortgaging his soul to the devil.

Cloggym:
When you're on a pause mode, what do you keep busy with? Do you finger her or use your tongue?

Cause I see the pause mode as making the whole thing boring. Pls elucidate

Itzurboi:
As in ehn, God would punish person wey replace your sense with SAWDUST making it difficult for you to comprehend things

Chanchit:
I think Freeze's mum should take his son back into her care.

Theakthedream:
All these with or without Condom?

sonofluc1fer:
ATR is complex, and concrete information on most of it is hard to find. Also, Nollywood has misrepresented it. It would take years to change people's attitude towards it.

OrestesDante:
yam. How many tubers self?


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no1madman:
Okk

OrestesDante:
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klexycole:
Yeepa! Dem go mean us this time around o. But no shaking sha.

segebase:
How to cure quick ejaculation?

The technique involves stimulating the penis and stopping just before you feel you are about to ejaculate. Stop the stimulation for 30-60 seconds and start again once you feel that you have regained control. Repeat this process 4-5 times, stopping and “resting” every time you feel that you are about to have an orgasm.

Jones4190:
After Robert Mugabe, Arsene Wenger now becomes the longest serving dictator

waxxydude:
Exactly bros. Football and any thing that gives proper highness.

IYANGBALI:
EyaaaAaaa sowie




"HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN"
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation , wear an oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.at this time of the day the owners will be gone to work or be indoor. The chicken will be playing outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let chicken walk freely at the centre(its more easy if you are in the village).
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head. Qiuckly fOld the head into the feathers and put it inside Your oversized shirt.
7. Move as if nothing happened. . . . . . .
No
Looking back. . . .
Thank me later. . . .
How to steal a cow is next

vchykp:
bad type

KreativGenius:
Phuck it. I cried last year, Isaw Indian students given 50 Million is it dollars plus land by the FG on live T.V. For the same exact project i have under my bed. We just need to value ourselves. Till today each time i remember that day, i dey cry ! God punish mediocrity . We don't try to trust ourselves. If it's not white skin na lie, they won't lend a finger.Today those same dudes i'm sure i haven't heard about their product till tomorrow.

omolorlarh:
The future is in our hands. I pray this generation does something great.

KreativGenius:
Not just genetics oh. I have some engineering and chemistry projects. Damn, i feel useless in this country. I just write them and throw them somewhere.It's annoying. I remember how i cried myself to serious tears 2007 !

omolorlarh:
Lol at you don wail your heart