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stevnwigw:
u can't dress like this and be collecting #20

Guy where have you been, surely not on Earth.

Please don't make the mistake of giving Nigerian police officers 20naira when you land 9ja. else....

morbeta:
At this juncture, silence is golden

hehehe, else...

LoRdCaT:
Your body has probably developed immunity to weed as a result of excessive smoking? you need to upgrade your intake. Billyonaire has not answered me either, I hope he does.

Nope, I'm not a regular smoker, not even been long I started smoking (weed only) and I barely indulge in it.
I feel I've allowed my recent troubles to fvck up my alignment and my emotions are not in sync that's mainly why but don't know if that's the problem or how to go past this stage of my existence.
It's a terrible feeling... worst of all, I know it's a mirage but don't know how to go past it.

Ain't I silly?

LoRdCaT:
Hey, I need your help. I need you to be my teacher. The things you speak about, they fascinate me. The knowledge you have garnered over the years, the astral projections I wish to know about them. Be my Teacher.

Good for you bro and welcome to the real deal.
Know this first.... Nothing is real, but everything is real. An illusion is not an illusion, it's only an illusion. Savvy?

You'll go far.

But Billy hasn't given me hints on how to do some other things I really need. All he's saying, I got and practiced myself even before reading from him or anyone for that matter.

Continue seeking bro, and you'll find.
I await Billyonaire to help me with some few things cos at the end of the day, you could surely not do it all alone.

Something tells me Billyonaire has checked me out astrally for want of word, and is avoiding me. Otem4Atum included.

My dreams are bastardly scary and I possibly can't speak out until I get answers same way I've been getting in my astral travels or someone helps me out, for I barely could vibrate the way I use to these days even when I take weed, nothing is just working at the moment and I miss my travels

solar2005:
You once wrote in this thread that I'm not worthy to be a tutor but for the benefit of those who are learning on this thread, I will tutor you a bit. All the domains you listed above have no market value, I can't have them for free. If you go through this thread properly, I mentioned all the factors to be considered before buying a domain name you intend to sell. For example, HelsinkiProperties.com has an Estibot value of $15, which has defeated any marketing effort you can make in selling it to an end-user or a domain investor.

Jesus!!,
He really said you're not fit to teach?
I said exactly what you're saying after going through the junks he wants to sell.
Can't even take any for free, I gave him an advice tho. But not me, I no like wahala...

Kudos, @Solar and no answer this olodo.
I'm still saying it....
It's not a bad thing to have a problem or be wrong on anything but when your ego wouldn't let you learn something new, SMH...

Billyonaire:
Poor you, then it means you will never be able to understand what it is, to be totally in love. It feels so beautiful that it can take your life away, the very essence of you, the real you. That is the type of mumu love that makes a man to abandone his family and join a woman to become ONE. I am not religious man, so I do not believe these things. I am just like you, may be we are just deprived of what it means to be in love.

I don't know but this post reminds me of that Hindu tale of a great God who decided to experience life as a pig. SMH.

Love is something else.... I recall I once went out with my boys and got inebriated. Picked up a girl and took her home.
Could you imagine I was seeing the woman I am claiming to love as I was * entering the place*.

I tell you, Love is not only blind, it's strange and brings some weird feelings.
Me that can calculate several algebraic equations, balance chemical equations without blinking is so dumb where love is concerned. Na life be this one

Billyonaire:
The Cause of the man's sex problem is the same thing that makes him lie that his wife is the problem. He does not know how to communicate. He is governed by emotional immaturity. By the way, if your neighbor's wife play rough play with you, please do not touch her, especially if she is very beautiful. Just send me her number

hahaha, don't you ever get sated with some things.

hooklover:
Send d married lady coming to ur flat to my crib to play I play with them regularly..

I am used to their play.. If u don't know how to play d game I can assist..... I specialise in that area of play...

hope you can last forever on top her "matter"

Billyonaire:
I don't know about you but I do not fancy the idea of mocking the man. No man would have loved to lose erection we sympathize with him. He probably has a lot on his plate already and the wife is about to let him down.

I am not mocking him, might sound so but I definitely wouldn't consciously do that.
He has enough problems already and I wouldn't want to add to it.

One thing. He should stop blaming their not having a second child on the woman"especially in front of his family members" or anyone for that matter.

Own up that he needs help and go for it. Denying the problem and running away from it only shows his ego needs fixing.

There's nothing bad in having a problem, sexual or no. Even this his problem could be fixed by regular sexual practice plus the wife is ready to assist.

The guy will just let the woman go outside and I just hope the woman ain't my neighbor cos my married neighbor just started entering my flat and playing what I call dangerous play with me. Sighs.... I hate this

IMO. Thanks.

Carmal90:
phoneservicebusiness.com
Thesiseditingservice.com
Losangelesdesignfirm.com
E-Vr.net
Helsinkiproperties.com
Vreadable.com
GoldweddINGJEWELLERY.COM
Evreap.com

Want 2 Sell

Sorry bro. Even I can't take any for free. Just my Opinion. Call other domain gurus on here and I believe they'll say the same.


Your best bet is building something really cool on one of these and try sell off on flippa. That's if you still really want to sell.

NB: Must be generating revenue monthly to get a good price for it.


Again, just my opinion...

Billyonaire:
Dear Loving Wife,

What produces babies is not the interval of the sex. If his sperm communes with the egg even if the ejaculation happened in 3 seconds, then pregnancy is supposed to occur if you monitor your ovulation and gestation period and program them into your sessions.

Be guided by Biology not emotion.

Thank you.

The forces be in your favour brother.
She should just cry for satisfactory sex and stop bringing child bearing into this.

But Jesus, 30secs The nigga surely will have a helper.
Me na 5secs o. No time, it's not a bed where I'll sleep till Dawn .

folakemigeh:
I really love this.... Now i feel like loving again

Good .... Loving again

But how come you loving and changing love like wrapper?

The ones that were supposed to be valuable now have dot ng. SMH

Patiently waiting for the lectures....

NicoBaba:
good development.. Poachers right now

Small time on FP.

Newly discovered caracal cat in Yankari game reserve miss waka and ends up in a pot. hahaha

Nigerians sha
We can eat anything, even Lion dey bow for us.... Bros migwo.... anytime we pass

policy12:
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

What is this world turning to?

@ the picture below,

Come make we build cross for you with correct Nigerian wood.

I juss pity you

0temAtum:
That guy was busy challenging me those days. I knew he was a scam right from the onset. He knew I knew it and he was doing everything to silence me. Now see what that thief had done. His fellow scammer aka 4evergod was challenging me those days too when I made my post. Now that one too had scammed someone of 6 million naira. Thieves everywhere. Mtchew.

bitrhyme, next time follow Otem4Atum advice, all religions are perpetrated by crooks. Use your God given head for goodness's sake.

That your somewhat big problem just got you something else to worry about.
Only if you'd wait and let Time handle it all. You'd even be surprised the solution has been with you all these while, just that not using your head made you to overlook it.

Sorry for your loss all the same, I know that feeling. May we never forget to use our head.

Billyonaire will say "a fool and is coins are easily separated".

When I was using my other nairaland account, I and this same demigod had a one-on-one. I even promised to beat the kid up next I visit warri, he didn't know I'm from warri too. All here will recall Mellin cum Latifjohn....

These people just make nairaland a fun place to be online. Take them serious at your own risk.

fagbohun4j:
Haha. No be for free bro. Tf, cc top up, cfo, carding amd carting, etc. Come and be blessed!!!

Haba Baba, no do ur boi like this na. Make I pm u ni or you go drop control here for easy access.

Common sense really ain't common.

What kind of nonsensical reasoning is this.

This guy and anyone who entertains ideas as the OP is sure a shallow dumb dullard.

Billyonaire:
Contrary to your vituperation and that of others on this forum, I own and run 5 successful companies, and I am building a new one now that will totally bring a lot of tourists to Nigeria. You might want to ask Elon Musk, William Gates, Mark Zuckerberg and the rest of humans on my EIQ level why they have time to spend online. Being here engages me to the grass root, which I regret. But there is time for everything. Nairaland is the only Nigeria blog I visit, I should vacate soon and let you poor people run amok since you hate wealthy people.

Billyonaire I'm presently in dire need of a steady income source. You don't need to meet me first but there could be a way you could recommend me to get a job with one of the companies you know not necessarily yours. You must know and have contacts that could hire me.
I know I most times play on here but
I'm serious on this, no joke. For at this moment, nothing is bringing something in and I'm almost exhausting funds on hand.

Billyonaire:
Always fun having paid dates, but dont be deceived, sex is not off the table. I personally prefer girls who can dance, smoke and strip. Then you lay the ones you like and the rest who may not be your specs are safe. At the end of the days they stay with you, you just drop them the bucks.

How they share it, is not my business. Paid dates means groupie.

Maximum I have done is with 7 girls, but sometimes I invite a friend I like to come make a choice and enjoy. All bills on me.

You must invite me one of these days or I'll go ahead and invite myself.

fagbohun4j:
Wetin u want make i do? U get drops?

No o, I wan do apprenticeship ni o

But if I look well drops fit dey o

VIPERVENOM:
Her breast just dey squash d guy face. see groove

You dey chee-chorn-chee jor. ma guy

bluecircle470:
"Ur first time of drinking alcohol" and yet you took three(3) bottles . Lol u're a learner

Better learner at dat

The man isn't a thief na, he only was looking for a comfy place to have good nap

See him face sef, like the Indian hemp wey him smoke still dey worry am, dey lie say na im first time.

Yeye Agbaya father of two.....

win2kwire:
I suppose you have nothing to say about the damage ibo people have caused to innocent Nigerians and to the country's image!

self centred monkey!

Like I said, if you got any self respect, just let them go.

I've mastered my emotional reactions to your kind. Calling names reflects who you are, and it goes to show how hate has robbed you of your humanity.

You never bothered to check, but concluded that I am Igbo. I'm not going to be dragged into Nigerians and Biafrans mess. Biafra might not happen today but it'll surely happen, mark those words

If I check well sef na small pikin we go call me broda, I dey follow carp so o, lols

Now goan play.

win2kwire:
Yes after destroying Nigeria's image all over the world after making life difficult for Nigerian citizens due to criminality
you people must suffer seriously first before any deal.

Your own hate will kill you. SMH

win2kwire:
ibos invented using human head for making money, then it spread to other parts of the country.
They started trafficking drugs to other countries since independence and used the proceeds to start businesses in Nigeria.
They created 419 before other Nigerians heard of it

ibos are a cancer to Nigeria and Nigerian passport holders, until other Nigerians come together and do something about ibos, it will get worse for other Nigerians.

Then let them go, stop all this yeye Python dances and let them go.... savvy?

fagbohun4j:
Hmmm....Thats what they call CFO or wire instruction.

You know the names. Baba your boy is loyal, very loyal in fact I loyal die.

I need some gbagaun for my akant balance, both with cotton wool and iodine for the akant dey bleed... flash me abeg

SLIDEwaxie:
enough of the charade jare.
Sugar can only give u diabetes if

1. Your liver is naturally faulty

2. You don't burn them out.

Sugar is a good source of energy and it's recommended for those who goes through a lot of stress, either by way of work or exercise.

Abegii

Thumbs up.

pat077:
I rather take nutri-milk

Na still Jedi Jedi

LordsApostle:
How him preeq go use size this girl nau!!! Abi Na him full leg him go Dey put inside?

You ehn, comot jor