₦airaland Forum

dumie:
You still don't get it, the speed they dissolve their marriage and start a new one is the bone of contention here, that's what makes them "birds of the same feather" and being on the same frequency

ok

GloriaNinja:
MR WHEELERS MUST BE STRONG. HE SURVIVED BEING CLOBBERED 3 TIMES WITH A PESTLE. AS FOR THE PERPETRATOR OF THE EVIL MUST PAY. HE SHOULD ROT IN JAIL.

Rot in jail ke?

If I were Wheelers, I go do my own back.

dumie:
The Ooni is a modernized Ooni and they are both on same frequency

No mate, you are not getting me.

If they're on same "frequency" as you put it, they'll be inseparable.
They're of opposite forces and they can't just go together that's why a mere 12month period was like hell for both of them.

I'm aware the ooni is a modern ooni but that's not what I'm talking about and infact it has absolutely nothing to do with this.
We would have seen and heard another story if he wasn't the least modern (you know how we Africans do na, the ex-olori will not even see the pepper, cos she go don blind sef) lols.

Being with or marrying a partner of same frequency is a sacred union. The fusing of both the gods and goddesses. Both partner will feel complete with each other and sex in such a union is a more potent magical experience. It's bringing all the dualities back to that single singularity, that source of all.

What am I even doing explaining the unexplainable

Just know that the ooni and his ex-wife had a contract and it has expired nothing more. Being both divorcees don't make them on same frequency as far as the soul is concerned. They just happen to have terrible marriage habits.

Be well

dumie:
Agreed, they are both serial divorcees, they both left their marriage without battling an eyelid, dropping their insignificant ex spouses with no chill, just to end up divorcing a year later.. Birds of the same feather

Fly together as one but these two aren't of one flock.
They're just not serious, especially the ooni.

9inches:
A plot of land at Mowe

I dey tells u

Gaaawwwd, this boy here don use style old for this Earth o.

Bia OP, what has that got to do with being married at least I have one daughter whom I love dearly....

All the spokes persons refused to divulge anything and una still carry the matter for head?

Jesus!!! Una dey try abeg

FreddyKruger:
When U enter the police force with FSL Certificate then u probably end up like this or worse.
Cuz if the useless police officers were properly educated, a simple call to the Commisioner of Police or ACP would prevent this disaster.

This is a case of "dog eat dog".

I was almost slapped deaf for speaking big grammar and trying to explain it to one police man that was guarding my girlfriend's house. If not that the others there knew me, I for see pepper.

Not like I even speak big grammars like some nairalanders i know, but the guy was just too dum*b to comprehend my simple tenses. And na Calabar guy o, from his intonation

Security operatives should be properly educated especially in the ligua Franca of the city they operate in. And even intelligence and comprehension skills should come first before recruiting anyone.

But guess what? We're in Africa and even the gods must be crazy...

The animals will be so confused with houses and cars everywhere. No good green or dry grass to relax on. lols

abelprice:
These guys killing python... hope una nor go pass uli or idemili o.... ... cos if u do.... Bush meat go pursue Hunter.. . jst saying... ...

Their own snakes get two head?

ShyCypher:
You are holdin' the snake with your bare hands abi.

Later you will still use dat same hand 2 hold your preeq.


Shioor.

hahahaha, yeye boi.

[quote author=ShyCypher post=60343468]I'm currently datin' a runz girl... does that make me a good guy?

[/quote]So am i , and I don't even know if I'm a

hahahaha, that comment is damn funny. "Gods favorite b*iatch indeed" .

Peeps have no joy. But kini big deal?
She had sex with someone, and so?


Now she's even asking you amebos to go get the tape. She's after publicity, whether it's negative or positive, the ugly woman does not care, just help give her more downloads while she cashes in on it and gets talked about for the time.....

Morality is subjective, and not as if most of the gods give a hoot about it. They see sex as a natural thing. Take it or leave it.

Na sleep you go still sleep there anyhow the bedroom be....

nice piece I must say. Can I send you a mail?

venai:
That baby may have put your name on the world's map had it been alive. The baby could be the saviour we are all waiting for. Rest in peace to another lost leader of tomorrow.

The guy might also be thinking the baby might be another Osama

If only Alhadji Shekau's father had taken time to do this

This guy can kill anybody if he can kill a harmless baby.

Mad people everywhere.

FutureLeader00:
I didn't do anything wrong, I kept asking myself what have I done wrong I couldn't get it..Thanks big bro

There lies your problem bro, why didn't you do something wrong?

Sometimes you need to actually do something wrong to please these ladies, forget all those "I mustn't make a mistake" to make a girl like you.

If she can't fix you, what is she doing with you? that is how these women think o, and I'm like wtf.
When men like to just leave you with your wahala

Next time you're in a relationship, remember this, as you do the right things, don't forget to spice it with the wrong things, they're different for different girls.

DanseMacabre:
Oboy.


Being either third to comment or so, I'm supposed to say something witty so that when this news hits FP, I go amass enough likes, but nna men, this one weak me.


Men get mind o, too many sexual perverts on the loose.


Wallahi, I never chop, but this news weak me pass the hunger.

Konjiiiie is at fault, don't blame men.

Some guys pen*is get it's own brain. It could override any attempts at being sensible, no shame at all especially when they feel they can get away with it.
If not, how do you explain a matured man raping 3 to 5yr olds is that not plain madness?.

ogbu80:
This Nicki sef she no de age atall.....always in perfect shape!

When silicone and bioplastic everything never finish for market and money still dey to buy? How she go age?

Billyonaire:
If you desire my candidature, just like many others in my environment think, then trust my judgment. I do not know Atiku in person, but he has so far shown that he is an independent minded business man. All of us had to tread one way or the other to raise venture capital for enterprise building in a country that offers no start-up and seed capital for venture capitalism. So, I can understand Atiku's antecedent. He didnt steal the money and dwell on recycling surrogates to hide the loots while sitting in his mansions like the rest of them thieves. He built schools and factories and stays connected to the masses via twitter and making statements about restructuring without fear of being labelled a discordant voice.

It is for this reason, that I have decided that I will set up a media team to campaign for Atiku with my resources, I do not need any support what so ever. It is the little I can do as a human being to help my country, as I do not have interest in running away from my native land.

I will live here and develop this land. Except there is a better choice out there that is capable of winning the center, Atiku remains my choice at the moment.

Believe me, I would give anything to have a man with your kind of views as my CinC and give him the reins to drive the whole country, only if I had the power.

Each time I see your views on matters on this forum, I laugh inwardly for I harbor such views but surprisingly I didn't have to read as much ass you've read, I don't just know how I got to 'just know' things.

Only dumb people will continually bash Atiku, I'm not saying he's a saint but who amongst us is a saint?
He's a necessary evil, compared to the man we have in Aso Rock now.
The only problem I have with especially African politicians is making oaths they won't keep.

Still, for now, if Atiku comes up, I'll give him the benefit of doubt, my only wish is for him to continue investing in the country.

I use to tell my friends this : No politician will be in office and will not put hand in the country's pot of soup, the only thing I want is for any thieving politician to thief as he likes but invest in this country. After all only retards don't know the stolen money invested in the same country will still circular in that same country. Just my way of shutting some up when they start talking about issues like this.

I'm serious about what I said earlier, if you want it, you know how to get it. I'll contribute even psychically to try beat the "arrangeeee" in government offices.

I saw a comment you made some days back about being afraid or tired of being labeled mad because of your views. I use gun beg you, don't stop talking about it, myself and many others here face the same thing and some even worse especially when you can't cater for some of your needs just yet.

imagine being told that your business went South cos you refused to acknowledge Jehovah as the Almighty this is what I'm currently facing now but it was still them Jehovah worshipping betrayers I trusted that ruined everything.

So billyonaire, you aren't facing any persecution to stop posting your ideas and findings. Please continue to share eh.

Gone off topic, but just wanted to make it clear that you owe no one any explanation whatever you choose to believe, especially when you are not going against any natural law or maybe societal rules.

May the forces be with you.

Billyonaire:
Nigeria is too corrupt to find a saint who can win an election. We must first of all focus on those who can change the lives of people having themselves invested in the country that has no infrastructures. Jonathan never invested in Nigeria on a scale of Atiku. We all know Buhari is incapable of knowledge of economy and business.

We have two choices, Atiku and second choice is me.

I swear that I would mobilize my entire local community and neighbor communities to vote for you if you ever contest.

The problem is, I don't even know who's behind your moniker but if you be serious on contesting please make it known and you'll be surprised many nairalanders would do same as I swore to do.

But for now, I could only think of voting for Atiku

Effects of Oshogbo weed. How the two take resemble
He's truly a comedian. Wat a clown. SMH

IamRaizo:
I had to use the bathroom after seeing this nonsense.... You just made me vomit all the food I just ate


How wrong the world has gone....

Are you sure you really went to the bathroom to vomit or ......

Technology things. The owner of the car is one strong man.
Bring those guys lemme do small traditional Google search on their destiny.

Nice post.

See the bright side always.

But some blockheads wouldn't, they only help paint Africa bad. Posting only negative things on the internet while the rest of the world tries to cover their problems.

henrypsexy:
Have you heard of David beat Goliath
Between #JeoBillion and #Mayweather
Who do you think will win?
Haha show some love for me oh! am your fellow Nigeria

Your spirit sef go run leave you

AmoryBlacq:
Even the disciples of Christ tried performing miracles at one time but were unsuccessful, as recorded in the good book!

No need to be shy, or doubt yourself go empower some more!

And receive more beating and humiliation I guess

Bad advice mate ¶¶