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Crime › Re: Man Caught With 7 Human Heads In Ogun State(photos) by correctguy101(m): 9:42am On Oct 13, 2017

Mrkumareze:
I always touch my head whenever I pass through Ogun to be sure it's intact . God save us

Lols, check ur blokos too o, to make sure e follow you reach house.

People who do this don't know the human part is just not useful. The energy mining is the real deal

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Romance › Re: “if I R@pe You And You Cum, It’s Unfair To Call The Police On Me”- Twitter User by correctguy101(m): 9:30am On Oct 13, 2017

highchief1:
God bless u I love ppl who dissect issues d way d are..others are just working on the subject matter "rape" without considering wether the call will call the rapist later for another round.we had cases where victims later started dating the one who raped them

Some later got married and lived happy lives. But she must "CUM" first o cheesy

Criminal defense can sophistically change a case especially when the accused is wealthy.

Most people here haven't been to a hearing before. You'll be surprised what lawyers can do. Innocent can become guilty with a superior argument in court especially when the lawyer knows how to do mathematics with the law. lols.

Many hearings I've been to, too many

Romance › Re: “if I R@pe You And You Cum, It’s Unfair To Call The Police On Me”- Twitter User by correctguy101(m): 9:04am On Oct 13, 2017

Lawyers ehn, SMH

This guy go be criminal defense lawyer. He'll be like, Your honor, it is for a fact that my client here had nonconsensual sexual acts with the young lady here, but your honor, "SHE CAME" and that speaks volumes of if she wasn't enjoying the act as it progressed from forced entry to........

Nice argument tho...

Celebrities › Re: Mr2kay: "It Is Very Wrong For Burna Boy To Say He Will Beat Up Pastors" by correctguy101(m): 7:23am On Oct 13, 2017

BiggieSmallsVI:
Like real beatings?

That guy standing in this your meme, which planet he come from. Ayam not understanding his head shape o

Celebrities › Re: "Davido Joins Cult, Next Thing We Hear 3 Friends Around Him Die" - Twitter User by correctguy101(m): 9:30pm On Oct 12, 2017

What a slowpoke...

Except my dear Axes have been infiltrated, an idiot like davido can't belong. He does not have what it takes to be an Aye.

Them no dey use money buy that when I dey school.

Politics › Re: Buhari's Government Deserves Praise For Improvement In Power Supply by correctguy101(m): 9:24pm On Oct 12, 2017

Abeg who swear for this fooool

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Romance › Re: Pamela Adie: "Coming Out As A Lesbian Is The Best Decision I Ever Made" by correctguy101(m): 9:22pm On Oct 12, 2017

Gawd, see as correct chest dey waste .... SMH

Celebrities › Re: DJ Olu Abiodun Buried In Lagos Today (Photos) by correctguy101(m): 9:17pm On Oct 12, 2017

mhizesther:
I still can't believe this olu
Ure gone just like that
All the hopes u had, olu I'm not going to ask u to fight or take revenge... vengeance is of the Lord just do us all a favour and rest well, we love u olu.... extend my greetings to my grandma

Hey bro

He's not at rest, he just moved on to a higher vibration and frequency. He vibrates more than both of us now.

I wish he knows how to avoid being reincarnated here undecided

Romance › Re: All The Men I Cooked For Didn't Marry Me - Young Lady Recounts On Twitter by correctguy101(m): 7:15pm On Oct 12, 2017

Jumbus31:
Lol... Breasts no go kill us. Amen

I'll gladly die grin

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Romance › Re: All The Men I Cooked For Didn't Marry Me - Young Lady Recounts On Twitter by correctguy101(m): 12:21pm On Oct 12, 2017

Jumbus31:
If not that she's engaged, I'd said she should come and cook for me. Because after big breasts, the only that you can kidnap me with is food.

Jumbus, Jumbus we're on same boat o.

#Teamwatermelonchests

Celebrities › Re: Omoruyi Loco Efe And Ekundayo Oyeniyi Pre-Wedding Photos by correctguy101(m): 12:14pm On Oct 12, 2017

odizeey:
Congratulations bros.
Na the same guy when post pics with herdsmen na.

Now I'm hungry undecided

if una dey post meme, make una dey think of us small na, u made my throat dry now. huh

Crime › Re: "Just Saw The Man That Raped Me After Many Years" - Heartbroken Nigerian Lady by correctguy101(m): 12:09pm On Oct 12, 2017

dingbang:
Try and move on too... Learn to forgive and forget and rise above hate...

Word..

And the eediot went online spreading her wide mouth filled with big teeth. Something no one knew B4. some people tire me...

She'll later complain she's not getting suitors..

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Education › Re: A Kaduna Teacher's Reasons On Why They Failed The Primary Four Test by correctguy101(m): 8:40am On Oct 12, 2017

Gracyswizy:
Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,pls let's faint according to our mat number

After you.... huh

Education › Re: A Kaduna Teacher's Reasons On Why They Failed The Primary Four Test by correctguy101(m): 8:36am On Oct 12, 2017

quiverfull:
Nigerians must come to the understanding that not everyone is cut out for formal education; some of these peeps would do well with vocational trainings and the like. The North just wants to impose education on its people to compete with the South.

Good point.

People are too dumb to realize education isn't just the formal jargon they peddle in most African institutions. Life in itself is a school. Any thing can be inculcated as long as it's geared towards productivity. There're schools for everything even Kung Fu, so why waste people's brain trying to force this formal nonsense on a brain that'll end up purging it all out ... undecided

Now see how the guy destroyed innocent dear English

Education › Re: A Kaduna Teacher's Reasons On Why They Failed The Primary Four Test by correctguy101(m): 8:27am On Oct 12, 2017

Walahi, is lied grin

RIP to Mr English, he was a brave man but just as Jesus said; "Fear North". They finished him and he was " Mayweathered" to an early grave.

Christianity Etc › Re: Proof Of God In 5 Minutes. (this If For The Thoughtful) Watch The Video by correctguy101(m): 6:28am On Oct 12, 2017

Nuhvey:
Oh lawd, smackdown!!!

As in ehn...
That guy dalaman got no joy at all. He just simultaneously kick their balls grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Proof Of God In 5 Minutes. (this If For The Thoughtful) Watch The Video by correctguy101(m): 6:27am On Oct 12, 2017

dalaman:
Two deluded humans bragging about who is more deluded and inane. Both of you aren't humans you are extra terrestrials robots. Deranged ewos.

Me too... me too... I'm not "hueman" grin

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Politics › Re: The Condition Of Nnamdi Kanu's House After Second Military Raid In Umuahia by correctguy101(m): 6:01am On Oct 12, 2017

KardinalZik:
Even if everyone else is intimidated murdered, AN IDEA CAN NEVER BE MURDERED until it gets to fruition.

I'm neither South-Easterner nor Igbo; but I'm convinced (believe it or not) that BIAFRA WILL SURELY BE ACHIEVED.

Isn't it easier to LET THE PEOPLE GO than force unity on them?

Education › Re: '‘students Now Drug Invigilators With Dangerous Chemical To Use Expo' - WAEC by correctguy101(m): 8:03am On Oct 11, 2017

pyyxxaro:
Thats serious

@sleeping pills n gas ..... This country don enter half chance oh

Naso bro, bois dey no get joy.

My time, I exchanged love letters between a teacher and invigilator to save my guy dem catch with "chin chin"...

I just looked the guy straight up, told him I could get him a teacher we caught him admiring. The guy laugh like mumu but he agreed and freed my guy. I set am up at the end cos the teacher was married and had no interest in him. Come see disgrace and embarrassment but there was nothing he could do... lols

Bad old days, sweet die

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Celebrities › Re: Dolapo Badmus Reacts To DJ Olu & Chime's Death; Dismisses Drug Overdose Report by correctguy101(m): 7:58am On Oct 11, 2017

massinola:
Enemy. How you take know

So na Tyson you dey call "Enemy"?
You dey use swollen eyes and lips dey play, I pity you... cool

Education › Re: '‘students Now Drug Invigilators With Dangerous Chemical To Use Expo' - WAEC by correctguy101(m): 7:45am On Oct 11, 2017

pyyxxaro:
Jesu

I wud like to know how they drug an invigilator with chemical

There de the invigilator codeine or the students de give the invigilator egbo smoke

Pls someone shud help me

Nah, maybe he's just exaggerating the situation.

When I was in secondary school, my "gang of stubborns" mostly befriend the invigilator and buys him/her food (just #70 or #100 then) to allow free flow of "information" in the exam Hall.

Maybe, students use sleeping pills and gases now...

All these our corrupt invigilators too like big eye and we dey always get tempting offers for them.
SMH, I do some kain crazy tins those days sha

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Career › Re: Shock As 21,780 Kaduna Teachers Fail Primary Four Exams by correctguy101(m): 7:37am On Oct 11, 2017

All those yeye aboki teachers, they need real beating, they only know how to create terror in the hearts of those innocent children..

Pets › Re: Bouncer Big Sunny And His Baby Goat Pictured At The Gym (Photos) by correctguy101(m): 11:47pm On Oct 10, 2017

StrawberryGloss:
With his johnny bravo body

Nice chests cool

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari: Nnamdi Kanu, 40-Year-Old Man Still Living In His Father's House by correctguy101(m): 11:20pm On Oct 10, 2017

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
Na so joor. But why you like to dey call me King

I call address anyone I like the same way I see myself.

Why una sef dey complain? Na like so Otem ask why I call am daddy undecided

It's how I address myself and it has affected daddy's typing undecided

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari: Nnamdi Kanu, 40-Year-Old Man Still Living In His Father's House by correctguy101(m): 6:57pm On Oct 10, 2017

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
see finishing

King Tobi, the guy just dey find e-battle. Me no get the time that's why I discharge am sharpaly. No time grin

Travel › Re: 4 Sure Ways To Get Thrown Off A Flight by correctguy101(m): 6:55pm On Oct 10, 2017

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
That guy na professor for english o

Hahahaha, indeed. He don kill English patapata grin

Travel › Re: 4 Sure Ways To Get Thrown Off A Flight by correctguy101(m): 5:55pm On Oct 10, 2017

RIPEnglish:
I can remembered when i drinked, i was politely telled to stop the drinking till when we are got to our destinations.

Ehen, continuing your stories grin

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Business › Re: Never Sign A Deal Without This Clause by correctguy101(m): 5:49pm On Oct 10, 2017

dingbang:
Translate into simple english

Dem say, before you sign any agreement with anybody, make you shine eye wella wella and make sure you get "Incase wahala happen" paper wey you and the person go sign. And use one woli, pastor or imam or lawyer wey go do judgement Incase the "incase wahala happen" paper dey needed undecided

I'm lost

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Business › Re: Never Sign A Deal Without This Clause by correctguy101(m): 5:44pm On Oct 10, 2017

MissChievous199:
If I'm not in Lagos nko

You'll come to Lagos niyen undecided

Sports › Re: Etim ‘Ironbar’ Bassey Is Broke, Fills Potholes In Ajah Lagos. Gofundme Launched by correctguy101(m): 10:37am On Oct 10, 2017

osemoses1234:
Me too am broke make una help me just 2000 pounds

Goan fill potholes first grin

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari: Nnamdi Kanu, 40-Year-Old Man Still Living In His Father's House by correctguy101(m): 9:29am On Oct 10, 2017

seguno2:
Are you okay?
Or are you just a jobless mofo?
Find something worthwhile to engage your hands and mind with instead of salivating and masturbating over another man's wife.

Carry your frustrations to the other side.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari: Nnamdi Kanu, 40-Year-Old Man Still Living In His Father's House by correctguy101(m): 6:01am On Oct 10, 2017

The woman set Sha...
Very sure one gigolo dey on her matter... Gawd, see heaven undecided

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