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iPurge:
But op wat of dis 1

Lols, ur moniker fit ur situation o, u go really purge dis time
Make I come join u? To purge dey hungry me

There's definitely a germ in his brain.
The delusion no get part too, I never see the mate.
OP, pinshure or, u know na ....

See inside motor, Chai, heaven is real o.

Protea and Oriental hotels bam die.

I remember when a friend was lodged at oriental hotels by the FG on that Niger delta program stuff and he invited me to come see enjoyment.
Like I shouldn't go home.
All this yeye Chinese men were just moving about with some people future wife upandan.

I could still recall one pretty head I saw there, I just SMH. No wonder if I carry my small CRV pass dem no dey look me twice.

Protea hotel, was it not that one that was once oakwood hotel at chevron in lekki?
Been there more than I can remember to visit a friend was visiting the country.
All these my friends them self, where them dey now I need them just go lost beta people contact chai

EFOLK5:
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Could my gionee m5 mini do all this?
my laptop has bad motherboard, power fried it.
Minimal funds on hand as it is.
Could my phone suffice?

tinz:
Of course everyone knows Gaddafi was killed cus of the the proposed gold currency against the euro and dollar. Also we know the current war in Syria is as a result of Assad and Iraq refusal to allow an oil pipeline linking Europe through Turkey. We also know the British are in full support of the northern Nigeria to remain in power basically for oil reasons knowing fully well the eastern Nigeria won't let the oil keep flowing to the Europeans​ if power gets to their hands. To play politics you must first understand the importance of war and develop your military technology. That why USA and other European countries are trying to make sure North Korea don't improve on her military armament

You think straight mate, so on point.

If Qaddafi had developed his military power and was in possession of even the meager 10nuclear warheads that fat North Korean guy had, that French bastard Sarkozy wouldn't have dated entering Libya.

The Brits and French are rogues. the US is no better. They practice only one thing in their geopolitical games - Selfishness

Smallville10:
guardians Of The Galaxy

Nah, Flash. Remember Grood? The big telepathic gorilla?

I Aaaam Grood Fear Meeeeee

jjjjj2017:
08055534002

Thanks brother, God bless

CheeBoo:
"Tobi hooks seun."
Is it that the girl is a fish and the guy a fisher?
Ayam not properly understanding.

No, u don't understand. It's like this... The boy is a fish and the girl is the fish hooker

jjjjj2017:
Its good that the DNA shows that the child involved is not your friends. Tell your friend to sue both the lawyer & his wife for threatening his life & trying to take his property by false. if he needs a human right activist, I can recommend good one that will not take a kobo from him & they will be there for him in court.

Brother I need the contact of the human right activist please. I need professional advice.
Can I pm u?

yarimo:
this is nairaland and not YABA LEFT hospital so

Are you sure you're aware this isn't Yaba Left hospital

sweatlana:
Who give a shiť what ndi uwa think?

My hus told me of a couple who live in the same yard as him when he was a bachelor.
Everyday the man would be seen washing cloths even his wife pant before he goes to work.
On aproko took it upon herself to gossip about this loving couple. How the man is a woman wrapper blah blah blah.
His wife even begged the husband to stop washing so people will stop abusing him but he refused!
Years later the aproko who is married to a "real man" is long divorced!
The woman wrapper man and his wife are still together going strong!
Marriage is not a competition. Everyone must go at their own pace not minding what others think or say.

I like this experience.
Once any of the partner start listening and acting in all those side talks there's bound to be serious trouble.
Nice one

PaperLace:
There is nothing funny about nature in this case. A single male buffalo weighs a whole lot more than a lion. The lion knows this, the buffalo knows it too. It's actually stronger than a SINGLE LION.

Why the buffalo allows the LIONS to eat them is the power of numbers. It takes a team of lions (the pride) to overpower a single buffalo. They trail them long enough to weaken them, then chase and the moment they disperse, the go for a LONER as a TEAM. The idea is to bring it down on its knees and even the buffalo knows its over.

If there is anything your illustration teaches, it's the importance of teamwork. If a husband and wife can work together, complement and not compete with each other, they can conquer any marital buffalo.

I get you bro. I didn't mean funny the way you think of it. I was just amazed to see the documentary that's all. I never saw a film like that where the obvious prey fought of the predator to the extent of even killing the predator. There's another of how a porcupine ended the life of a big leopard and all this just seems amazing.

You're correct on all counts, teamwork is not only for the workplace, it should be taken serious too in the family for the family to work for love alone can't hold a marriage, it has its yield point if there's no teamwork and mutual understanding and support.

Thanks for the insightful comment, it's people like you I enjoy chatting with on here.

Cheers

FroshJaynex:
Look at the kind of people we live with in this country. may ur life be confused as this nation. We need to start cursing these evil Apc supporters.

I support your idea of collectively placing curses on those who which our country evil cos of meager 12,000naira bribe and half bag of rice.

yarimo:
JIM IYKE you are a big fool who is ignorance of the law , And no any section in the nigeria constitution that stated the president must not stay abroad for 100 days or must not be sick , as long as 1999 constitution is concerned.

Looking for attention on nairaland abi?

You've had it for many have mentioned you.
I just hope you're joking else I'll be forced to think you're under a spell.

Evaberry:
...

when you finally see a man that's not a misogynist, or have the stupid and absurd African mentality of women being slaves, a man that's a feminist, Logical, driven and career focused and then he tells you he doesn't want to date you _O_ ...

Why are his kids light skinned tho? All these light skin families sef be forming oyibo

Is it only in Africa women are looked down on?
Go figure how men have for millennia suppressed the original paganism to create a fake paganism where the male is superior and female inferior instead of the original paganism where both are perceived as one and equal.

It's not only in Africa misogynism thrives, it's in the world over especially Islamic nations.
But na Africa we dey sha, make we dey talk African matter jor

succyblinks:
There is no manual for marriage, what rocked yours may sink others

Bye

Exactly. Perfect. It applies to every facet of life whether human or animal.

Have you seen the documentary where a single male buffalo attacked a matured lion? The buffalo was even stronger, come see as lion dey hide . I was now wandering why some buffaloes would allow the lions to kill and eat them even when they're strong enough to kill the lion. Nature funny gan....

No manual whatsoever to live on this earth � .

Yeligray:
you will but in the main time don't trust any1 you see

It's exasperating living a life where there's no one to trust. Thanks for the advice bro.
Stay blessed

LEBEfirstson:
.. may the Almighty God supply your needs according to his riches in Christ Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Thanks bro and amen to the prayers.

Wish you same o.

Me just need an income source before I run out of funds o. If you got any, send my way with a mention please.

God bless

Tallesty1:
See question. You dey look for person to blame when the going gets tough.

e wan dodge the responsibility. So dat when e hapun e go say "na dat yeye correctguy101 for nairaland give me dis mumu advice". I for no marry you if no be him yeye advice.

God forbid my name to appear dat way for husband and wife quarreling.

Op, she was the first you slept with plus the other girlfriend is still unbroken (or so u tot, maybe not broken by u but u Neva touch her).
It might not be u thinking, I suspect little junior is the one doing the thinking. Don't underestimate the power of an experienced cowgirl riding a novice like yourself, you must fall in love sharpaly.

Morning abeg

Caustics:
if you have 200 why not buy a plate of food instead

Even if I would want to eat garri, with 200naira on me I wouldn't buy this stuff.


That stuff ain't for those of us who knows I could use same 200naira and get 35cl bottle of groundnut with close to half cup of garri and milk to make it cassava flakes

People would just buy to taste it, that's all then back to the normal ways of drinking garri, erm, sorry, cassava flakes

and someone calls this innovation. I call it mediocrity but if e give him his livelihood, good for him. Wish them well

Yeligray:
do not let your experience with bad people stop you from discovering the good people God has planted on the way to your destiny.

I was burned and rendered business less if there's a word like that, cos of trusting a demon I called a friend. I really would love to meet the good people God created cos it's like evil has taken over.

mofeoluwadassah:
sorry to say,the man is not in his right sense,cant he jxt go 2 d bank himself and withdraw the money for them....whats the need for him 2 give them his atm card or he is trying to show off

Trust has been christened foolishness or stupidity, mumuism, naivete in this so-called modern society.

Even the little good people remaining are learning their lessons the painful hard way.
Recently got burnt for trusting too much and guess what, my source of livelihood crashed.

Still living on the little funds I had on the side, don't even know where to start as it is.

Do you think someone like Mr Okoro will ever trust anyone again? I doubt he would for myself don open eye say people are too evil and wicked even when you try helping them.

I wonder how we plan progressing with a problem as bad as this. SMH

But please don't call him mumu, it's just like adding insult to an injury.

NwaAmaikpe:


After looking at your profile picture I wonder why any sane man will ask that question...

You obviously look like a sex-loving easy lay to me.


Maybe he was just being curious..
I guess he wants to know if your ex-boyfriend was brave enough to stand your ugliness in bed because you actually look like a man-eating ogre.

Ahn ahn. u too wicket...

mamagee3:
Guys, why would a man ask a lady if she ever had sex with her ex-boyfriend?

Admirer I guess, out on a search for virgins.

Or maybe you act like a virgin when around him.
You know all those "ah, u don spoil, no spoil me o" talks

Plus na too much of play dey make pikin use im papa jorlorjorlor play.

Mind the kind play you play with some guys.

Most nice people are like mercury, you don't test mercury with heat. It will evaporate and vanish before your very eyes.

Since you say you love him. I can only wish you well and hope you guys reconcile but learn from this and stop playing rough play with someone else's feelings. Never tempt those you claim to love or they'll surprise you.

chikk:
Chai..... Girls and shakara sha... See lost opportunity!! Didn't she hear that BankyW got his wife by Sliding DM and she didnt even know who he was!! Tomorrow she'll be blaming "innocent" village witches for her joblessness....ok o

Lols @ innocent village witches.

Deal with open wounds?
At the sight of blood most people like myself will pass out.

Germs were once spiritual entities until we started catching them on our microscopes.

You saw a gigantic germ with 2 dreadlocked heads op.
No biggie, your eyes need no microscopes to detect germs, please go for eye check and stop getting all emotional, it's all an illusion.