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pweetyfelicia: tnks all,ur posts hve bin insightful..more suggestions pls
seeing a doctor is an option he doesnt appreciate cos at the end some pills might be prescribed for him which will definitely hve some short or long term effects on him.Judging frm my discussion wt him the probs lies in conquering nervousness nd anxiety at the start of hvin se***x whc forces him to ejacu**late in a shortwhile.

If he can't c a medical doctor, then let him visit a native doctor.

EyesWideOpen: dude pls, wait until it happen to yu make I hear werrin u go do.

Na person like yu dey blow gf head wit AK-49 for lukin anoda guy side for molue. Nansense!!

EyesWideOpen: Who moved my very serious romance post to Jokes section? You will not know rest this 2014!
#Seething >:
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EyesWideOpen: dude pls, wait until it happen to yu make I hear werrin u go do.

Na person like yu dey blow gf head wit AK-49 for lukin anoda guy side for molue. Nansense!!

U just proved my point
Common sense is not so common after all

pembisco: Guy i'm nt a f00l pls. U dnt hv to insult me jst because u wnt to corect me.

Ok, ok. I'm sorry. Hope dt will do.

martha: Hmmm

Stop doing ds. I'm following u but u r hurting my feelings by doing ds on almost every thread

ignis: Please when will dead and dumb topics like this, born out of ignorance cease to exist on Nairaland?

My thoughts exactly

iamtheprincipal: He should see a specialist doctor.

The best advice so far.
@op, there are so many causes of premature ejac. It could b psychological or pathological(disease). There is a thin line between both. There is no short n fast means to treating it until d cause is known which invariably is a cheap cake in d hands of a specialist. Ask him to visit a standard hospital managed by a real doctor, not nurses or health technologists.

axortedbabe: mtchew..vomits on thread n strollz away

Morning sickness: Early signs of pregnancy

I really pity d gal dating ds op. No 'common sense' of humour

I need to worship in dt church one day. There's nothing like a firsthand experience. Lmao

Aftermath of too much ogogogoro u consumed during d festive period. Don't worry, na small small e go leave ur body.

claremont: Your current Body Mass Index (BMI), calculated using the data you provided, is 19.6. The WHO guidelines for a healthy BMI range for a man of your age is 17-22, which means that you are at the healthy weight range for your age and sex. Relax!

Could u pls tell us how u arrived at ur value mr genius?
Moreover, healthy BMI range is within the range18.5 - 24.9

pembisco: As a medical student, let try and help in a way i can, thers a test called BMI (Body Mass Index) this will determine weda u need to add weight or not
BMI= weight(kg) divide by square root of your height (m) and from your data,
weight=55kg
height= 5.6m.....square root of 5.6 =2.4 appxm
BMI = 55 divide by 2.4 = 22.9
Note. Normal of BMI is between the range of 19-24
25-29 is over-weight
30 and above is considered as obesity
so my broda..your weight is proportional to your heigh and you dont need to add more weight. its normal, forget abt those calling you names

This is pure thrash! U r a disgrace to Medical School. That's essentially if u r one. It's better to keep quiet than open ur mouth to display how f00lish u are.
BMI is calculated by dividing your weight in kg by the square of your height in m.
Not square root as indicated.
And if u wanna use a height, u have to use realistic ones. It's not possible for anyone to b 5.6m tall. Thats like 560cm. What planet are u from?
From my calculation of d op's BMI, it's 55/(1.7*1.7) = 19.03

@op, go siddon. U r definitely within a healthy weight range. Anybody that advises you to gain weight must b your enemy.

kulyie: yeah right like they save/invest it.

The money goes into maintainance of the total package e.g peruvian hair,designer pants,latest shoes etc.2 out of 500 of them think of the word called TOMORROW at least money wise

GBAM!

I jus want to say "God Bless Him" for remembering those kids. Very touching. We could all take a line from that.

yinkard4me: My friend has never used a condom before, not dat he doesn't buh his rod always tears it. And he's a monogamous guy, he has just one galfrnd in his life aside his lovely pregnant fiance back @ home and DO dis babe like morning, afternoon and evening(we dey serve so d babe get him tym well). He uses withdrawals method and d gal has never been pregnant for Him. Mind u, he has a pregnant fiance back @ home. My long epistle implies dat some guys are really good using dis method.

Or d gal is barren

Get a pair of bloxing gloves and punch d belly lk hellllll!

olymurphy: A.b you tried this time

So Andyblaze can post something sensible as this. T. B. Joshua, thank u o!

mikael78: You this guy!! You really need T.B joshua

Siddon for there, u jus know?

Biodup: As we criticise our leaders, let us also praise them when ever they do something good. From the regime of sanni abacha december period was always a time of fuel scarcity. Last night i walk into the fuel station and bought fuel without stress. Gej and his minister of petroleum has broke the jinx of over 20yrs. I am sure of one thing, we are not there yet but gej meant well for this country.

Your thinking is as poor as your English.

gluv01: Not sexy or hot to me, it's no different from a straight hip; unattractive
#just my opinion, might be attractive to you lot#

Really?! I don't expect it to. Except of course if u are a lesb...

mrphysics: No, u can not, once u are out of the bank, U are on ur Own. u hav no other business with d bank

Do u understand d question at all?

@op,first n foremost, it's 'centenary' nt centunary
2ndly, I wish Nigeria d best in it's bid to become the 'champion of d world' in the FIFA World Cup.
Na so e easy, so so prayer, no work!

martha: Sure but in which ever tertiary institution he applies for, he will be given carpentary as a course to study under the faculty of Pakko (Wood)

Aha! Why r u so gross?
Don't mind her jare op, try colleges of education. Best of luck!

DEVA1: whats dis 1 saying on new year's day

andy24: Op this shouldn't be ur major concern

DEVA1: whats dis 1 saying on new year's day

Guilty as charged!

Your failure will b legendary

martha: I will cry

It's not d end of d world dearie. You've got to learn to live with that.

For me, no big deal. After all, I ve seen my ex being bleeped by other guys. Marriage doesn't make it grander.

kulyie: What kind of comic superstory is this one

This guy just keeps releasing new season films. E o ni wo tan....

Most controversial nairalander should b KULYIE

*No offence intended if you are a smoker or if you have thrown firecrackers this festive season. I hail you! Happy New Year.

1. Both complain that the country is hard
- Yet they find a place in their wallets to keep money for both with little or no savings in d bank.

2. Both enjoy the packaging
- They could keep thr packs in their pockets for days before finally unleashing it on themselves (for smokers) and the general public (for bangers). Kudos to those companies that packaged these two. Even kulikuli would have enjoyed more patronage if packaged like this.

3. Both play with fire
- They are potential arsonists (I sure hope one mumu will not start asking for the meaning of 'arsonist' with over 100 games on his android phone but no dictionary).

4. Both enjoy the 'Kick'
- Though one is inhaled while the other is not (literally), they both enjoy the feeling of being 'high' before, during and after the act.

5. Both are stupid
- Now tell me who is more stupid, a person who worked so hard for money and later sets it on fire or a person who lights cigarettes and blast fireworks. Both display legendary stupidities.

6. Both are nuisances to the environment
- Smokers not only pollute the environment but also 'kill' others while the exhaled gases coupled with the nauseating smell they radiate. The 'banger' people also give susceptible people hypertension as well as heart failure in some cases.

7. Both love to initiate others
- As if constituting nuisances is not enough, they both enjoy the luxury of initiating others into their sect of stupidity.

Add yours please.