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Politics / Re: Terrorists Bomb Abuja-Kaduna Train With 970 Passengers Onboard by cosmatika(m): 12:39pm On Mar 29, 2022
RealLordZeus:
Bonbed rail track not train... many bloggers no go make heaven

Modifed
To those asking abt the difference.
A bombed train with 970 passengers will result in at least 200 casualties while a bombed track will only stop the train provided the driver was able to see the damaged part on time which was so in this case.

Lol, One guy called me aboki and another called me buhari supporters

Typical Nigerians, we always resort to name calling when our opinions contradicted with others

May the blood of Dr Chinelo be upon your head and generation since you feel you are the only reasonable person on Nairaland. MF

Politics / Re: Tinubu Speaks On His Experience As A Presidential Aspirant by cosmatika(m): 10:49am On Mar 29, 2022
Iragbiji cocaine addict, we are waiting for your final humiliation
Politics / Re: Troops Kill ISWAP/Bokoharam Terrorists, Recover Large Cache Of Weapons by cosmatika(m): 10:44am On Mar 29, 2022
Story
Buhari said he will lead from the front. 7yrs down the line we are still waiting.
Ode Oloriburuku somebody

Meanwhile, all the topics that have graced the front page today, I'm yet to see Buhari and Tinubu urchins. Be like them go emergency meeting for iragbiji

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Politics / Re: NRC Suspends Train Operations Along Abuja-Kaduna Route Indefinitely by cosmatika(m): 10:17am On Mar 29, 2022
StaffofOrayan:
But why won't you find OmenkaLives and co here?

They are busy looking for bad news about South East to wwank on, or Tinubu news to promote.
That's how zombies work, dey are wired to do only one thing
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Video Of Will Smith Joking About Someone's Bald Head by cosmatika(m): 10:10am On Mar 29, 2022
They should strip him of that Oscar award. SIMPle men like him should learn. Don't fight for hoes like jada, lest you get yourself into trouble should be the lesson here grin

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Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Apologises To Chris Rock After Oscars Slap by cosmatika(m): 9:57am On Mar 29, 2022
ETHICALLYrlght:
It's the way these woke libtards interpret very clearly spoken words to mean the most bizzare things that makes me fear for the future.

Alopecia is simply baldness. Pep Guardiola, Zidane, Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson, Rooney etc are bald. Many girls that use hair extension lose their hair when they get rid of the extension. Boys that also carve their hair frequently suffer alopecia, especially, if genetics does not favour them. As long as I know Mrs Smith she's mostly had short hair and it appeared to be her fashion statement. Her daughter, Willow, has many short hair images saved in the public gallery too.

It was a clear GI Joe joke and the character is a powerful and charismatic female . It had nothing to do with a disease.

If you think that joke in any way mocks a health condition then comedy shows should be prohibited because it means when a comedian makes a joke about someone farting, every listener with gastrointestinal disorder should assault the comedian or every chubby girl with an eating disorder should assault a comedian who makes jokes about a glutton. Make a joke about a snoring husband and get slapped by men with sleeping disorder. My examples are even incomparable because alopecia isn't even a sickness.

The "health condition" claim shows that the world is becoming more stupid. Alopecia is not cancer. It doesn't reduce a person's quality of life in anyway. More like a fashion defect but the way they're all over it one would think it's like stage 4 renal failure.

The reason he reacted that way was most likely because his promiscuous wife thinks so highly of herself and believes she shouldn't be the subject of a joke. Medical condition talk no be am at all.
Trump has been repeatedly trolled as "Orange Man" by these same people. Let's find a name for a medical condition that makes people orange and throw everyone to prison for ableism.grin

Perhaps the suxamethonium man
Food / Re: The Most Dangerous Foods In The World (Graphic Photos) by cosmatika(m): 12:36pm On Mar 28, 2022
Transcriber:
very stupid you are

Go and gulp ur lassa fever infested amala
Food / Re: The Most Dangerous Foods In The World (Graphic Photos) by cosmatika(m): 10:21am On Mar 28, 2022
Add amala and gbegiri

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ready To Supply Gas To Europe - Timipre Sylva by cosmatika(m): 9:46am On Mar 28, 2022
ivolt:

What do you know about business?
Nigeria still exports food despite the rising food prices.
And dat is business for u? Ode ni ye.
You must be from Benue, cos dats where I saw ppl selling garri in large quantity to outsiders without remaining any to eat at home
Politics / Re: Nigeria Ready To Supply Gas To Europe - Timipre Sylva by cosmatika(m): 2:28pm On Mar 27, 2022
Haqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaq

A man that's starving wants to start feeding other people.
Timipre Sylva and our minister of petroleum are jokers and clowns

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Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by cosmatika(m): 9:02pm On Mar 25, 2022
Which kin rubbish SE dey play? The midfield is just empty.
The innocent bonke guy na mechanical. Aribo go pass ball put hand for waist dey waka.
Then Zaidu Sanusi no sabi straight line pass
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Applying To Be Driver Of A Knocked-Out Car By Farooq Kperogi by cosmatika(m): 7:27pm On Mar 25, 2022
LeoDeKing:
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It is your electoral right to pick whoever you like, fact.

But go ahead to market your Peter Obi and stop sniffing Tinubu's farts every time, except if his fart is Peter Obi's manifesto.

Is this too difficult a task?

And it's ur daily job to market a rotten meat like Tinubu, but stop cancelling people's comments.

You can't be cancelling people's intellectual property to post the garbage they shared in ur Tinubu urchins group

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Condemns Soludo's Directive Against Sit At Home Order. by cosmatika(m): 6:08pm On Mar 25, 2022
Simon Ekpa should goan sit down.

Meanwhile wat how this thread will soon reach 5pages because it has IPOB on it.
BMC and Tinubu urchins will soon come here to wail

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Crime / Re: Lady Gangraped By Her Boyfriend And Her Friend In Ogun (Photos) by cosmatika(m): 10:24pm On Mar 24, 2022
madridguy:
Effect of illegal substances intake.

Leave grammar, na Yoruba muslims like you.
So much for una sufferistication

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Forces Destroy Russian Landing Ship Using Ballistic Missile Strike by cosmatika(m): 4:22pm On Mar 24, 2022
Cyntie55:
Sir, Putin has every right to defend his country. He's taking a very important proactive step to safe guard his country.

I want to understand that NATO was formed to tame USSR. The USSR is dead, what the hell is NATO still doing positioning herself within a striking distance to Russia?? Please make sure you answer this question.

Ukraine got herself into this mess by deciding to join a military group that represents her neighbors worse enemies.

If you are really the person in that picture, then you are the definition of beauty without brains.
So Ukraine should watch Russia annihilate them to soothe ur painted face?
Wat is Putin still fighting for since Ukraine has declined joining NATO?

Anyway I just pray for you that ur bf or husband will do to you wat Russia is doing to Ukraine
Crime / Re: Josephine Iyamu Ordered To Pay £184,000 Over Human Trafficking by cosmatika(m): 7:00am On Mar 24, 2022
Hewu, see her ugly face.

Edo women and trafficking are 5&6.

You are a nurse in the UK, instead of u to work and make money, you are taking advantage of poor gals for modern slavery.

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Politics / Re: Eko Bridge Fire Outbreak: Lagos Gives Squatters 48 Hours To Vacate Area by cosmatika(m): 5:57am On Mar 24, 2022
Buhari don carry em bad luck enter Eko
Nairaland / General / Re: What Going On In Nigeria? Why Do People Beg Alot by cosmatika(m): 1:21pm On Mar 23, 2022
Or11:
I will get straight to the point. I get messages all the time from people in Nigeria asking for money and the surprising thing is it's abled bodied men who beg. Some of them act like big boys on social media but codedly begging using every excuse to ask for money.

I wonder why they can't go and work. Ok there are no jobs but what happened to being an entrepreneur. Anyone can be a real estate agent, car sales agent, shipping/clearing agent or just learn a handwork.

I don't go on Facebook anyone because as soon as I go online, the next thing is *beep beep*, a message comes in that reads "baba every red, pls send anything I go manage am", " My dstv sub don expire, na weekend, borrow me 20k, I go pay you back on Monday ", " My pikin get asthma, abeg I need money buy inhaler", "bros pls I travel go village and spend all my money, I need funds to travel back to Lagos and many more.

What is going on in naija abeg?

My brother, I had to deactivate my Facebook cos of that.
On my WhatsApp, I stopped posting status cos the moment u do, u remind them that u exist and dey ll start begging.
Like you said, dese are ppl that post pictures of where dey re flexing everytime, while I'm out here in d cold hustling and don't get to flex the money.
By the end of today, I intend to change my WhatsApp line and ignore any messages entering my Nigerian line.
Enough of the giveaways

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tell Us Your Job Through The Part Of Your Body You Use The Most. by cosmatika(m): 5:01pm On Mar 22, 2022
Brain

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Politics / Re: Defection: Ben Ayade To Know Fate On Friday by cosmatika(m): 3:30pm On Mar 22, 2022
Idiotic hippopothamic nomenclature. grin

Let them sack the short devil

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Politics / Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano, Bianca Ojukwu In Physical Fight At Soludo's Inauguration by cosmatika(m): 12:42pm On Mar 17, 2022
seunmsg:


She slapped the outgoing First Lady for real? And what exactly were her security aides doing when this nonsense happened?

Bianca should be arrested and charged for assault immediately if the above account is true.

What exactly is Bianca even doing at the inauguration of Soludo? She did everything possible to stop him from becoming governor so why attend the inauguration only to go and start another fight? Shame no dey this FFK used lady dictionary?

Shut up sir.
A55 licker
Health / Re: Harassment From Male Doctors: Female Nurses/doctors, Share Your Experience. by cosmatika(m): 1:10pm On Mar 15, 2022
Scout60:
Believe me many girls will claim that they have harassed by doctors.

Doctors are trained to see your private parts like normal anatomy.

I can bet that a doctor snatched OP's gal friend, hence the post.
If I have the need to do any intimate examination on any patient, I always get a female nurse to do it and give me report to avoid ppl like OP seeing reasons to say this type of rubbish against doctors. Common abdominal examination, I must get a chaperone cos I can't lose my licence that took me 7yrs to get on a baseless allegation

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Health / Re: Harassment From Male Doctors: Female Nurses/doctors, Share Your Experience. by cosmatika(m): 1:05pm On Mar 15, 2022
Amarabae:
Doctors and Nurses are professionals.
Such a thing don't exist in a standard health institution,
Get the crap out of your senses.
And also as professionals, you are licenced ,if you mess up, you lose it.

Tell the ldiat. A typical Nigerian thinks that doctors and nurses act porn in the hospital, especially during night duty.
I practiced for 6yrs in Nigeria b4 leaving the country, nva made any passes on any nurses, always maintained my professional boundaries.
That's how my friends used to tell me how we doctors enjoy by doing vaginal examination, something I avoid like plague lipsrsealed

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Facebook & Instagram 'Will Allow Posts Calling For Putin's Death' by cosmatika(m): 4:05pm On Mar 11, 2022
Okay
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Rejects ₦200k Share Out Of ₦12m Ransom, Reports Injustice To Police by cosmatika(m): 9:21am On Mar 11, 2022
MYHUBBY:



wake up this is 2022

Mugu, are u one of them?
Crime / Re: Kidnapper Rejects ₦200k Share Out Of ₦12m Ransom, Reports Injustice To Police by cosmatika(m): 8:37pm On Mar 10, 2022
That's how one Tinubu urchin will soon goan report his colleagues to EFCC wen he's cheated out of the loot the iragbiji cocaine sniffer gives them

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Travel / Re: Lagos-Ibadan Train: Diesel Finally Arrives (Video) by cosmatika(m): 6:49pm On Mar 10, 2022
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Politics / Re: Bamise: BRT Vehicle Used Locally Built, Lacks Inbuilt Camera - Sanwo-Olu by cosmatika(m): 9:39am On Mar 09, 2022
Lexusgs430:
That bus should be with the forensic team....... If only our police get sense........

That bus is a crime scene.......
Bus that has been running since the incidence happened until the outcry a few days ago.
No evidence remain for the bus
Politics / Re: Gambari, Ngige, Fashola, Others Inspect 2nd Niger Bridge Today (Pictures) by cosmatika(m): 8:32pm On Mar 08, 2022
ldiats
They are still trying to call it Muhammad Buhari Bridge, e no go work

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Politics / Re: Four Killed, Many Injured As Ganduje Inaugurates Kano APC Executives by cosmatika(m): 2:58pm On Mar 08, 2022
Good
Crime / Re: Bamise Ayanwola Made Last Video In BRT Before Her Death, Cried For Help by cosmatika(m): 12:57pm On Mar 08, 2022
judecares1:
What she could have done immediately she sensed danger was to jump down from the bus once the bus has gotten to traffic lights because from Chevron to CMS there are lots of traffic lights with this action it could have drew the attention of people and moreover that's a busy road.
Safety tips for us all,once u in danger don't make video or voice call, send messages,put on your location, feel comfortable to avoid you been suspected and search for fastest escape route without considering if you sustain inquiry or not

Oh Lord let your perpetual light shine upon her

These things are easier said than done.
I commend her wisdom to sense danger and courage to make the videos and give information about the bus.
If she had broken the glass and jumped out, they ll claim she was just been paranoid and charge her to pay for damages
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainian Military Killed Vitaly Gerasimov: Second Russian General Killed! by cosmatika(m): 9:09am On Mar 08, 2022
Good one.
Those Putin supporters on NL should come and call it western propaganda.

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