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CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh's Son Slaps Her Bum: "You Won Burst My N5m Bum Bum" by cosmatika(m): 8:44am On Apr 12, 2022
My people say that a dog trained by a woman eats egg.
Tonto will spoil this boy so that she won't be useful to his father in the future.
She fit use her hand teach the guy to be gaybriel sef.

The akpu u went and inserted in ur strong gluteus muscles will one day leak and produce pus lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Assassinate Gbenga Ogbara (APC Chairman) In Osun by cosmatika(m): 1:29pm On Apr 11, 2022
So we now have UGM in Sadwest?
Nawao, this one is UGM, south west branch grin

So the sophisticated ppl have added UGM to their numerous crimes of Skull mining, ritualism, rape, Owomida-ism etc.

God help Tilumbu ppl grin
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Joins Presidential Race, Meets 12 APC Governors - PUNCH by cosmatika(m): 9:21am On Apr 11, 2022
OBALOLA55:
WHAT A VERY SAD DAY FOR SEUNMSG sad
And all the Tilumbu urchins. Watch them to start saying they've been supporting PYO all dese while, dat they were only waiting for his declaration
PoliticsRe: Anambra People Are Xenophobic by cosmatika(m): 4:31am On Apr 11, 2022
See wat ignorance is causing u to be distracting ur generation here.
Even if history was taught in skls, your empty brain won't grab any cos it's already filled with hatred.
So Nzeogwu is now from Anambra, abi Ojukwu led the coup?
PoliticsRe: The North Has Witnessed Peace Under APC, Buhari Gov’t – Rep by cosmatika(m): 4:30am On Apr 11, 2022
Yes, absolute piss from the religion of piss.

Thunder fire Buhari insha allahu
Thunder fire Tinubu insha allahu
Thunder scatter BMCs and Tinubu urchins insha allahu
PoliticsRe: Soludo: Facts About Insecurity In SE (pics) by cosmatika(m): 4:28am On Apr 11, 2022
None of your family members in ur generation to come can be half as great as MNK.
You are just a pained amala and gregarious guzzling goblin

HealthRe: Lifeless Body Of An Unidentified Boy Found In Maiduguri (photos) by cosmatika(m):
Chai, na almajiri
May his soul rest in peace.
May the stupid parents who brought him into this world to suffer, and the government that doesn't care suffer the repercussions of his death
PoliticsRe: 2023: Nigerians Must Challenge Leaders Over Public Fund, Peter Obi Fumes by cosmatika(m): 12:52pm On Apr 10, 2022
Cromagnon:
since stealing is bad why are you campaigning for Obi? You campaign for your own thief And then camping for theirs. Why e come de pinch you?
Thief supporter spotted.
U and ur thief will be disgraced out nxt month
PoliticsRe: 2023: Nigerians Must Challenge Leaders Over Public Fund, Peter Obi Fumes by cosmatika(m): 9:46am On Apr 09, 2022
Will Tinubu urchins agree?

You'll see d ldiiots above and below me shouting Peter Obi because that's all dey have to say. They know their master is a grandmaster in corruption who has pocketed Lagos IGR and given his family and cronies the remaining one.
So to them stealing is not bad
CrimeRe: Man Kills & Dismembers His Girlfriend’s Body After Visiting Him In Osun (Photo) by cosmatika(m): 9:44am On Apr 09, 2022
Osun and Ogun competing in their IGR
PoliticsRe: Senator Daduut Seeks Urgent Extension Of Railway From Kaduna To Jos by cosmatika(m): 11:58am On Apr 07, 2022
Truthisunique2:
make ipob matter no kill you o
It has killed him already.
Niggar is a walking zombie.
But he will be buried after Tinubu is given a bloodied nose nxt month
PoliticsRe: Failed Strike: Police Dismiss Nine Personnel Over Failed Strike by cosmatika(m): 6:34pm On Apr 05, 2022
Lol
If they had killed innocent civilians now, it'll take them 10yrs to try them.
But just sey dem think of striking, immediate dismissal.
Serves the unfortunate police officers well.
Let them coman join the bloody civilians they've been assaulting
PhonesRe: Subscribers Lament As Their Numbers Are Blocked Despite Linking Their NIN (Pics) by cosmatika(m): 6:22pm On Apr 05, 2022
Okay
CelebritiesRe: Lady Goes Viral Over Photoshoot Where She Is Pantless by cosmatika(m): 1:41pm On Apr 05, 2022
The idiot already posted on her profile that she has beeb trying to get into the big brother house and failed.
This shameful act is her tactics to go viral and advertise her a5hawoness to the organisers of the porn house

PoliticsRe: Sheikh Nuru Khalid: I Have Paid Price For The Voiceless by cosmatika(m): 11:09am On Apr 05, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
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Liar you are trying to sabotage the efforts of security you will soon be questioning .
Mugu, do you have any job other than cancelling sensible posts and be posting the garbage they post on ur Tinubu urchins WhatsApp group?
Learn to drop ur garbage without cancelling people's post
PoliticsRe: Court Orders FG To Pay Maxwell Opara (Nnamdi Kanu's Lawyer) ₦5M Compensation by cosmatika(m): 9:10pm On Apr 04, 2022
Sergio104:
grin

LeoDeKing........ where art thou grin
Tha Monki is somewhere scavenging for IPOB news to wwank over
PoliticsRe: FG’s New Borrowings Rise By 278.03% In Six Years by cosmatika(m): 10:57am On Apr 04, 2022
dedonfranco:
Do people still support this Government?
Some recalcitrant ldiots do
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by cosmatika(m): 8:43pm On Apr 03, 2022
Likeandshare:
Like if you support his statement,share if you don't.
Who's the one idiot that shared your comment? His own zombism stinks to high heavens
ProgrammingRe: NCC Uncovers Cyber Threats To Windows Platforms, Routers by cosmatika(m): 8:15pm On Apr 01, 2022
Lol
And they couldn't uncover the Kaduna attacks and the kidnap of Pantamu's soon.

Like Jihadist Buhari like Pant-Amu
PoliticsRe: Udom, Wike, Hayatu-deen Swell PDP Presidential Aspirants To 12 by cosmatika(m): 1:49pm On Mar 31, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
I prefer udom to 1000 wike. At least his name hasn't been soiled like Oga pandoramous.
Also I expect someone like Akiwunmi Adesina to contest under PDP. Isn't it true that he has the pandora question still hanging over his head unanswered? Yet you claim you want a better country, but won't think twice to vote ur tribesman who has been alleged to have starched undeclared wealth in safe haven abroad. Forming Mr integrity is the annoying part of it.
Hypocrites
Anambra has nva reported their money stolen.
EFCC has nva invited him for any alleged fraud.
No governor has ever left any assets for his successor like Obi.
So what exactly is ur issue with him?
Tribalism I guess
PoliticsRe: Udom, Wike, Hayatu-deen Swell PDP Presidential Aspirants To 12 by cosmatika(m): 11:40am On Mar 31, 2022
Let's have more credible people declare.

But everyone knows the bast amongst the is Mr Peter Obi the impeccable man.

I expect Tinubu urchins to start wwanking on the tread calling him Obi pandora, we already know ur antics
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Video Of Will Smith Joking About Someone's Bald Head by cosmatika(m): 11:49pm On Mar 30, 2022
Digmygold:
You are pained that your hoe.mother is a hoe? Jump into a lagoon. Maggot brain.
I can see from ur monika, u too na hoe.
Dig ur gold, so ur puci abi ass don bcom gold mine tou? Tueh, I spit on ur head
PoliticsRe: Prepare For Ransom: Bandits Tell Family Of Man Kidnapped In Kaduna Train Attack by cosmatika(m): 11:48pm On Mar 30, 2022
webizone:
I know what you mean when you say zombies, I can assure you, I am not. Obviously, it could be true that you really have money more than I do. And, you don't even know we are on the same side. Armed with this information, understand the context, and read my statement again.
If I misunderstood u, sorry.
If u are on d same side with me and not a zombie, may the rod of the wicked nva rest on u
PoliticsRe: No Special Treatment For Abba Kyari, Others In Kuje Prison - Prison Authorities by cosmatika(m): 11:44pm On Mar 30, 2022
Why is he not in cuffs?

Why wasn't he paraded like we see the drug dealers from Edo and Lagos States that that were captured recently?

Who irons his agbada?

Why doesn't he wear one cloth like MNK?
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Video Of Will Smith Joking About Someone's Bald Head by cosmatika(m): 6:46pm On Mar 30, 2022
Digmygold:
If Jada is a hoe, then your mama is too. Blady, frustrated, lonely redpiller. Tueh!
Taught by d woman who conceived u thru ur rapist fada
PoliticsRe: Prepare For Ransom: Bandits Tell Family Of Man Kidnapped In Kaduna Train Attack by cosmatika(m): 1:57pm On Mar 30, 2022
webizone:
Na u get money.
I get pass u and ur fellow nairaland zombies
PoliticsRe: Prepare For Ransom: Bandits Tell Family Of Man Kidnapped In Kaduna Train Attack by cosmatika(m): 10:38am On Mar 30, 2022
InoGetJoy:
All you buffoons supporting this useless government will keep supporting until Nigeria eventually happens to you.
Same way Sarrki the antelope was jumping from thread to thread several years ago supporting this administration until fulani terrorists attacked his farm and destroyed his life investment, and now the useless antelope no dey see food chop not to talk of data to visit nairaland to chant careless.
If you support evil, evil will visit you, that's simple rule
I've been wondering wat happened to dat ldioot Sarrki. I wish I can reach him to do one day subscription for him so that he can come to nairaland and curse APC and renounce ever supporting the dullard
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Train Attack: More Photos Of Dr Chinelo Killed By Bandits (Graphic) by cosmatika(m): 5:44pm On Mar 29, 2022
FactBoyz:
It is sad people doubted this. Even on Twitter, some bmc guys mocked the girl as she cried that she has been shot. Now, they are dragging those who mocked her.

Well, Asiwaju said he would build on Buhari's legacy. People will still vote the wrong people in 2023.
Whoever that Abolore guy is, may death worse than this visit him and his generation
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Video Of Will Smith Joking About Someone's Bald Head by cosmatika(m): 3:43pm On Mar 29, 2022
CharleyBright:
See your useless life.
You are quick to call another man's wife Ashawo and quick to defend yours as a virginhuh
What if someone called your wife Ashawo?
Continue to deceive yourself.
Just learn to respect Women
Mugu, have u now accepted dat ur mama and sisters are a5hewo.

I respect women that wish to be respected
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Video Of Will Smith Joking About Someone's Bald Head by cosmatika(m): 1:13pm On Mar 29, 2022
alizma:
And you think the Oscar award is valuable to him than his love for his woman, where is your sense?
My sense is in my head, while urs is in ur yash.
The simp has realised dat he messed up and apologized, meaning he know say he F up.
This is his first Oscar in all his acting career so it means d world to him so no dey cap nonsense.
The love of his woman dat went about "entangling" with other men
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Video Of Will Smith Joking About Someone's Bald Head by cosmatika(m): 1:10pm On Mar 29, 2022
CharleyBright:
Na person wife you dey bad mouth.
If Jada is Ashawo, your sister nko?
Learn to respect women especially married women.
Am sure you are not even married.
Only Ashawo would want to condescend to marry your type.
If my sister is ashawoo, ur mother nko.
Learn to respect people's opinion.

Person wife wey dey fvck outside nobi hoe em be.
Ode face ur front

And FYI, I'm married to a sweet virgin. Something ya mama and none of ur sisters could ever dream of

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