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Dats d hostel dat got burnt

Just a few days of resumption from the 2013 ASUU strike action, 1 of the hostels in Abia state University Uturu caught fire toonight. Though the source is unconfirmed for now, rumour has it that it's as a result of electric spark. The hostel popularly called Adanma Okpara or Hostel C is 1 of the female hostels. I doubt if any life was lost, but properties ranging from money, books, foodstuffs, wears etc are definitely lost. So many giant rodents which ABSU hostels are known for have also been rendered homeless

Who is Isa Muazu?

alhaji abdulahi rochASS ojoro-ocha is a thief. wen he got into power, he wz making noise wit "obodo nile emepechala òfóó ndi okigwe na orlu"(every town has developed except okigwe & orlu). He said he ll develop okigwe, dualize d road & put it in the world map. He destroyed ppl s properties in d process, some which was jst political war on PDP members lyk Cho genesis hotel. Almost 3yrs have passed, visit okigwe nw & U ll see dat its worse dan it used to be. He lyks making promises he cnt kip. Na only on women waist em dey fufil em promise. mess APC, mess cockROCHASS

It is d turn of d yoroBARS. Ndi ofe mmanu. Tinubu or bank-OLE is d most qualified

Is Stella Oduah responsible?

Ever since it was announced that Android phones have started pinging, we ve been seeing anti-android protests like this ones, " Blackberry betrayed us, Techno phone
users shud be 2going, not pinging", " We the "BLACKBERRY USERS
ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA" have
decided not to accept any request
from non-blackberry users! If u
like be using iphone 5, galaxy s4,
nokia camry 2.4 Tecno G wagon
we won't accept! If you must
ping, go and buy a blackberry and
suffer fone hanging like us", If u receive any BBM request where the
pin starts wit 7, pls dnt accept. They are
outcast!We dnt care if they use an iPhone,
Techno Phantom or Samsung S4, if you
want 2 ping, buy a Blackberry...=)) Make
techno add techno jare before these
people turn bbm 2 2go", etc. But I have this to tell BB users in Nigeria,
" Put d
blame on ASUU & not bb company. Most of
d bb users got it thru shady means. d gals
sleep around to get it, guys enter cult to
intimidate innocent students jst to get it.
But due to d ASUU strike, dey re only
entitled to "mama thank u".

Goooaaallll!!! Neymar

Smh. Let it not be dis thing I hav in mind dat killed him. Anyway, RIP bishop

[quote author=BushyA55.Banger][color=orange]When the so called real medical doctors are busy 'striking', hindering the progress of other para medical staff, why wont this happen.
All they knw how to do is head all health parastatals without doing their main duties.
All the blame goes to the Nigerian Doctors and the goverment.
Such a nice looking man.
May thunda strike u if u quote me negatively.[/color][/quote]Thunder fire ur mouth 1st, den ur pusy if u re-quote me

If he was an Igbo man, I knw wat dis thread would have been turned into. Only God will judge

Hw did dis story make front page? Things that happen at End Times

Bantino: "There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech" Idi Amin

Lmao. Dat s an indirect way of muzzling d press. Even prsn lyk Gbenga Arugbela no go tlk for such govt

This is a speech he made to the Queen of England, "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible
ministers and members of parliament,
invented Guests, ladies under
gentlemen. I hereby thank you
completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also
what he has done for me and my fellow
Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And
we are fed up completely:And also very
thanks to you keenly open up from all
windows: so that those plenty climates
can come into lunch. But before I go
back to my country with a plane from
the Entebbe airport of London I wish to
invitation you Mr. Queen, to become
home to Uganda so that we can also
revenge on you .
You will eat a full cow:and also feel up
your stomach and walk with difficult
because of full stomach completely.
Even when you want to rest at night; I
will make sure that you sleep on top of
me in the top up stairs of my mansion
completely so that you can enjoy all the
gravity of fresh air.
"But now am sorry because I have to
tell you that I have made a shortcall on
you only. But next time I shall make a
long call on you to last the whole moon
completely. Thank you very much to
allow me to UnCloth you completely
before these extinguished ladies
undergentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play
our international anthem of the republic
of Uganda and also the British
international anthem..Your majesty sir, I
thank you from the bottom of my heart
and from thebottoms of all the people
of Uganda .
With this few words I thank you Sir."

donfatosa: @op dictator

Thanks dear. It s 1 of those things caused by ASUU strike

I did a little resarch on Late Idi Amin Dada, former military president & detector of Ugada, who siezed power in 1971, and ruled till 1979. I found some of his quotes very funny and decided to share them.
1. "I am not a politician but a professional
soldier. I am, therefore, a man of few
words and I have been brief through my
professional career."

2. If we knew the meaning to
everything that is happening to
us, then there would be no
meaning.

3. In any country there must be
people who have to die. They
are the sacrifices any nation has
to make to achieve law and
order.

4. I am the hero of Africa.

5. My mission is to lead the country
out of a bad situation of
corruption, depression and
slavery. After I rid the country of
these vices, I will then organize
and supervise a general election
of a genuinely democratic civilian
government.

6. Politics is like boxing — you try to
knock out your opponents.

7. I'm a good Muslim and I'm only
interested in Islam.

8. It's not for me. I tried human
flesh and it's too salty for my
taste.

9. I myself consider myself the most
powerful figure in the world

10. Although some people felt Adolf
Hitler was bad, he was a great
man and a real conqueror whose
name would never be forgotten.

11. You cannot run faster than a
bullet

12. I do not want to be controlled by any
superpower. I myself consider myself the
most powerful figure in the world, and
that is why I do not let any superpower
control me.

13. I want your heart. I want to eat your
children.
(Idi Amin to an adviser just before
dinner)
I ate them before they ate me

14. We Africans used to carry
Europeans, but now Europeans are
carrying us. We are now the masters …
They came from Britian and wanted to
show that they really have power in my
country.”

Joavid: Am not suprised. When i saw the house(notice-me-am-rich) i just knew the money wasnt made legitimately and then when they mention the tribe he came from,i just smiled.

This is d main prob wit ppl frm ur tribe, ENVY. Na y una too dey use charm. So many ppl from ur tribe go into fraud, but dey nva mek it cos una don carry amala & ewedu eat una brain commot. Ndi ofe nmanu. These 3 fuuuls re ur brodas who were caught d other day, dey were into d biz of kidnapping children. If it wz Igbo guys now, ur stuupid tribesmen will start saying nonsense

more

If u need more, tell me

Except U still hav more pics to post, but sorry I didnt c any sophistications in d 1s U posted. If U re done, den tell me lemme post pics frm Neya camp, Dr Orji Uzor Kalu's country home

She get enough pants o. If na Nigerian woman nw U for see lyk 1pant in 7 of the pics, wit some tear tear.

The book of malachi, precisely chapt3 vs 10 talks about tithe. So, Whenever Malachi is mentioned in church, most peoples's mind will Consciously or subconsciously be like, "Pastor wants to talk about tithe again today". But the truth is that there are many other things that Malachi talks about. Just tell us ur experience about the topic.

The book of malachi, precisely chapt3 vs 10 talks about tithe. Whenever Malachi is mentioned in church, most peoples's mind will Consciously or subconsciously be like, "Pastor wants to talk about tithe again today". But the truth is that there are many other things that Malachi talks about. Just tell us ur experience about the topic.

I had to delete my late uncle's number today. He wz buried last week. I found it hard to let go, but seeing his number on my contact everytime reminds me of d ugly incident. I wish dere wz nothing lyk death

My uncle, he wz buried last week. He wz helping wit my education since I lost my dad 16yrs ago. The most painful thing is dat his 2children re still vry small, jst 4yrs & 19mnths old. He jst had abdominal pain on a tuesday, 3days later surgery and he died after d surgery. R.I.P Levi Udenkwo

Matchday 2 in the UEFA champions leauge returns toonight as Arsenal take on Napoli in the group of death. Also in this group, Dortmund Fc will be taking on Olympic Marseille. So much has been said about the managers and players. Lets fold our hands and watch as the action unfold.

Matchday 2 in the UEFA champions leauge returns toonight as Arsenal take on Napoli in the group of death. Also in this group, Dortmund Fc will be taking on Olympic Marseille. So much has been said about the managers and players. Lets fold our hands and watch as the action unfold.