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EventsRe: Bride's Family Gives-out N1000 Packets As Wedding Souvenir To Guests!(pic) by cosmatika(m): 7:58pm On Sep 28, 2013
Ppl can lie o. 1000 wrappers of dat will amount to #100,000,000. U urself check am na. Anyway it can be 1 of d signs end time
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by cosmatika(m): 12:11am On Sep 18, 2013
Viewing this topic: Media plan (m), ice_fish
( f), Adebobs ( m), cheruv ( m), afeezmore. Men came to check if oga Zubby has dropped anything. Nothing for u tonight, lol
SportsRe: EPL Action Returns Today by cosmatika(op): 10:54am On Sep 14, 2013
eph12: Really looking forward to thesr debuts. As a red devil i can only wish Fellaini happy debut. Even though i love Ozil i hope he disappoints. Its nothing personal just me being loyal to my club. Thanks

SportsRe: EPL Action Returns Today by cosmatika(op): 10:46am On Sep 14, 2013
eph12: Really looking forward to thesr debuts. As a red devil i can only wish Fellaini happy debut. Even though i love Ozil i hope he disappoints. Its nothing personal just me being loyal to my club. Thanks
Ozil will neva disappoint. Mark my words, he ll give an assist today.
SportsRe: EPL Action Returns Today by cosmatika(op): 8:18am On Sep 14, 2013
The following players will make there debut for their new clubs today;
Fellaini for Man U
Ozil for Arsenal
Osaze for Cardiff city
Etoo for Chelsea
Others for other clubsgringrin
SportsEPL Action Returns Today by cosmatika(op): 8:06am On Sep 14, 2013
After 1week of international break, EPL, the best league in the world returns to action for matchday 4 today. These are the fixtures:
Man U-Crystal Palace
Aston villa-Newcastle
Fulham-Westbrom
Hull city-Cardiff
Stoke-Mancity
Sunderland-Arsenal
Tottenham-Norwich
Everton-Chelsea
Southampton-Westham
Swansea-Liverpool
PoliticsRe: Ameachi Denied Access To Govt House by cosmatika(m): 8:57pm On Sep 12, 2013
;DIf he has been barred frm entering d govt haus, he can come to my haus. He ll b highly welcomed gringringrin
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by cosmatika(m): 10:35pm On Sep 10, 2013
ZUBY77: Will be in PH tomorrow.

Where are the oil people?

Prepare my drinks and fish.
Onye oma, any day U dey cross Aba, d Enyimba city, dnt fail to holla at doc. Gud9t
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by cosmatika(m): 8:34pm On Sep 07, 2013
ZUBY77: Despite what anybody out there may think, I m still a street boy.

I call my friends on the phone. Over 90% of the recharge credit sent to me was used to call my fans, All males and a female.

I m not greedy, I m not wicked but i obey laws, my own laws mostly.

I was a poor boy, especially in the area of forgiveness.

But i am different now.

Some of you use present words to judge my past but remember that i was 26 in 2006.

For Foxy birth's poem, please let him be. If you love my stories well enough, you wont worry abou that.

Nobody can derail this story, not seun osewa, not moderators and not foxy.

I , Ozoigbondu is the only person who can derail this thread, and you know how.
I m a witness. Zuby has called me b4
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by cosmatika(m): 5:01pm On Sep 05, 2013
I blv in retaliation because mercy is limited. If sorry can forgive every misdeed, then there wont be any need for the police
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Do You Pray For Your Club? by cosmatika(op): 7:51am On Sep 04, 2013
If football is nt important to God, den T.B. Joshua wouldn't be prophesying abt it. Onazi wouldn't have have gone to d video screen after d finals of CAF to inscribe and shout TBJ. Players wouldn't have been praying b4 kickoff. In conclusion, make out tym to pray for ur club. THREAD CLOSED.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Do You Pray For Your Club? by cosmatika(op): 7:46am On Sep 04, 2013
Gwazah: sound stupid to pray for a club, what does the success of a club has to do with God? @poster u have no problem.
Hw did U knw? U must b a prophet? pls prophesy into d lyf of Arsenal fc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Do You Pray For Your Club? by cosmatika(op): 8:32pm On Sep 01, 2013
demelza: LOL!
I will admit I did it once. That was during the final of the UEFA champions league when Chelsea won the cup for the first time against Bayern. The thought of all these other half-baked teams mocking us if we didnt win made me taste bile.
Me and Baba God were besties that sunday.
#sweet memories.
Lol. I wish these clubs could knw hw far we go in supporting dem. Sometimes one can even fight in defence of his club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Do You Pray For Your Club? by cosmatika(op): 8:30pm On Sep 01, 2013
tolurainbow: Am a man u fan but I also pray dat liverpool should flog our ass so dat our stupid coach will sign a fuckin new players.
signing new players is nt d prob wit Man U. Y is Moyes benching Kagawa?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Do You Pray For Your Club? by cosmatika(op): 6:16pm On Sep 01, 2013
Though it might sound ridiculous, but how many of us make out time to pray for the success of the clubs we fan? Last 2 seasons when Arsenal played against tottenham at the Emirate stadium, it was my birthday and I asked God to help my team win as a birtday gift to me, and it happened.

Today again, Arsenal's victory in the North London derby was 1 of my prayer point in church, and God has done it again despite the fearful squad tottenham came with. Pre pre pre, praiseeeeeeeeee the Lord, can I hear you sey Amen.

cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0 ) On 1st September 2013 by cosmatika(m): 11:35am On Aug 31, 2013
Gunner till I 4k
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 6:11pm On Aug 28, 2013
Nurses/lab scientists/others knw how, doctors knw how and why
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 5:28pm On Aug 28, 2013
nig2change: Whether like or dislike, the health sector needs team work. Doctors can't do it alone when I knew the importance of a Med lab Scientist was when a simple accurate pcv saved my aunty. The consultant in charge told us frankly that he can't work without the lab tests. One thing I want to point out is that even if you know how to do it if you aint licenced or certify then you are not trained to do such.
That a lab scientist does PCV does nt mean d doctor was nt taught hw to do it. I learnt hw to do pcv wit d Hawskey's microhematocrit reader wen I was still in 2nd yr, ie in physiology class. I was still taught dat again in 4th yr in my hematology postings. So dnt rush into praising dem, its jst called division of labour. Inasmuch as we depend on each other, we still knw everything dey re doing. All health workers consult d doctor wen dey re sick, but we dnt consult dem. Dis is jst a case of "monkey wey wan be lyk em master". I rest my case, let d fools attack me
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 1:43pm On Aug 28, 2013
biomedixexcel: My main joy is that some doctors keep insulting online but calls me chief in the lab cos i av helped so much of them understand what they didnt know, i love the doctors for one thing, the this is that they quickly respect you when they discover that you understand well what you are doing and you can explain the theory and application of each test and result i produce. My advice to all other professionals is to understand your area of specialization well so when the doctors bring their problems of superiority, you will be able to sit them down and lecture them what they dont understand about your work!
I have become friends to many doctors by doing this.....
I love my profession and i have no regret!
Biomedical science......."the bedrock of modern medicine" THIS IS OUR PRIDE
Na d chief wey doctor call U dey shark ur head? And who tld U dat ur proffession is d bedrock of modern medicine? By taking a proper history, d doctor gets 80% of his diagnosis, on physical examination 90%, ur lab is jst confirmatory, ie 10%. U can only insult drs dat dnt knw wat dey re doing
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 1:43pm On Aug 28, 2013
biomedixexcel: My main joy is that some doctors keep insulting online but calls me chief in the lab cos i av helped so much of them understand what they didnt know, i love the doctors for one thing, the this is that they quickly respect you when they discover that you understand well what you are doing and you can explain the theory and application of each test and result i produce. My advice to all other professionals is to understand your area of specialization well so when the doctors bring their problems of superiority, you will be able to sit them down and lecture them what they dont understand about your work!
I have become friends to many doctors by doing this.....
I love my profession and i have no regret!
Biomedical science......."the bedrock of modern medicine" THIS IS OUR PRIDE
Na d chief wey doctor call U dey shark ur head? And who tld U dat ur proffession is d bedrock of modern medicine? By taking a proper history, d doctor gets 80% of his diagnosis, on physical examination 90%, ur lab is jst confirmatory, ie 10%. U can only insult drs dat dnt knw wat dey re doing
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 12:51pm On Aug 28, 2013
biomedixexcel: Use your telescope
I ll use an MRI instead to check if U ve got worms in ur caverium, instead of brain
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 12:20pm On Aug 28, 2013
biomedixexcel: Tell me what's their rights to head all departments in health sector.? Where trained to be nurse, laboratory scientists, physiotherapists, radiologist etc. I think the doctors should stay where they are supposed to!
Did u pass English at all? I bet U couldn't pass JAMB so U entered a college of health or school of nursing
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 11:32am On Aug 28, 2013
Dilemmas of a doctor:
If u r young, u r DISMISSED as
inexperienced..
if old, DOUBTED to be outdated...!
If u take a decent fee, they may
CONSIDER u
as greedy..
if u take less, they may CONFUSE u
for a
quack...!
If u prescribe few medicines,they feel
prescription is INCOMPLETE..
if u write too many, they choose to
COMPLETE the course of vitamin,
leaving the
antibiotics course mid-way...!
If u give them too many
investigation, they SUSPECT u do it
for
COMMISSION..
if u don't, u r SUSCEPTIBLE to be
sued for
OMISSION...!
If u do not give them time, they feel
u r not
EMPATHETIC..
if u give them too much time, they
fear ur
competence is PATHETIC.. In all dese, I m proud to b a DOCTOR, because Ive paid my dues. Haters can go and hug d whale dat was seen at Alpha beach
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 11:26am On Aug 28, 2013
QEFRAN6: Hmmmmm! It baffles me somuch wen dese physicians brag abt them being d all in all were as they r nothg if u take a close look at them,esp the new ones in the system today...u all knw that u cannot and will never be able to operate alone without the help of other health profefesionals...all u guys do is assumption and without the med.lab sct who corrects and put u on the right tract thro a test,and the pharmacist too corrects the nonsense u scrible down in the name of prescription,while the nurses takes absolute care of the patients in the wards...only God knws how many ppl ul b killing per day.All u guys do in the hospital as far as I'm concern is pen down the patients data and history of which any secretary can do that perfectly...why on earth do u want to be were u shdnt?...its time u guys get another parking lott as uv occupied other ppls space for so long and the owners are back and ready to occupy their space...if u guys can operate alone,why on earth did u discharge patients from the wards and refuse admitting new ones while the other health workers went on strikehuh...y can't u guys accept the truth for once?
Ur post depicts jelousy. Onodu ugo na ewe egbe iwe(d position of d eagle meks d hawk angry). Tommorrow nw U ll force ur child to do medicine, Nichodemus
HealthRe: Health Workers Call Off Strike by cosmatika(m): 11:18am On Aug 28, 2013
Dat U re a health worker doesn't mean U copy wat doctors re doing. A pharmacist should go for proffesorship, nt consultancy. Give doctors some respect
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by cosmatika(m): 5:37pm On Aug 27, 2013
Chinelo azonyego ukwu na nsi aboki
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by cosmatika(m): 9:37am On Aug 16, 2013
Oga Zubby doc dey hail. I lost 1 of my phones dis morning while going bck frm night call, but jst reading 5chapters of ur adventures has brightened me up. I wan enter theatre nw mek we go save mother and child, abeg update more soonest. I di tuu much
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HealthRe: Doctor Claims Pregnant 15-year-old Teen Is Still A Virgin by cosmatika(m): 3:12pm On Aug 05, 2013
It's vry possible.

MORAL LESSON:

Dont underestimate d motility of d sperm cells frm a Dubai guy
PoliticsRe: The Real Reasons Abians Do Want Orji Uzor Kalu (ouk) Back by cosmatika(m): 3:59pm On Aug 01, 2013
more pics frm Neya camp

PoliticsRe: The Real Reasons Abians Do Want Orji Uzor Kalu (ouk) Back by cosmatika(m):
U re a foool 4 posting dis thread. Camp Neya wz commissioned in 1998 by d den military gov of Abia, ie b4 OUK bcame d gov. OUK completed dat mighty edifice at d age of 38. Dey here dey tlk nonsense

LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by cosmatika(m): 4:41pm On Jul 25, 2013
I breathed a sigh of relief as I got to dis last page nw. Who can blv dat a 500level medical student could leave my books and stop d project I am writing since d past 48hrs jst to read Zubby's enticing stories. I even went to class 2day and started telling dem about Zubby. Honestly Zubby if u were a doctor, I would have made U my role model. I even shedded tears wen I saw wat hpnd on ur trip to Bremen to see Jennifer. I came here to read abt sexuality, but I m no longer interested cos ur story akpofego m. This story will make sense as a novel or hollywood movie. I doff my cap 4 U bro. I di tuumoch
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