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PoliticsRe: Pictures From APC Presidential Rally In Abia State by Couldntfigurean: 7:50am On Jan 25, 2023
If tinubu gets 10k votes in Abia,he has won the election
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Wishes To Change Her State Of Origin by Couldntfigurean: 7:49am On Jan 25, 2023
TheChameleon:
grin

Open secret - EVERY SE person wishes they were born Afonja.

You see them even adopt their names.

Who no like better thing ?
Stop the delusion,nobody wants to be an afonja that uses toilet broom to stir their nonsense ewedu soup
An afonja that hate body hygiene
Nobody wants ladies that don’t bath for weeks and bleach their skin

Stop the Cap

PoliticsRe: Hilarious, Dino Melaye Falls On Stage To Troll 'emilokan Tinubu by Couldntfigurean:
Most people supporting tinubu are doing it for two reasons
1)he is their tribe man
2)they are gaining from his corruption
I don’t think if Yorubas have a nation of their own they would ever consider a tinubu for president
Somebody they all hated when he was ruling,calling him ojuyobo ole,oba agbero is now the apple of their eyes
Somebody that couldn’t even add one road or bridge when he was Governor,now he is the messiah they have all been waiting for,even after buhari,he vouched for buhari who ended up being nothing but a failure
PoliticsRe: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Couldntfigurean:
Tinubu is not just a thief/drug dealer,he is also a killer according to Fani (before he was fed with amala and ewedu)

PoliticsRe: We APC Have Finally Caught Peter Obi Red Handed With Evidence by Couldntfigurean: 7:21am On Jan 25, 2023
They are all against Obi not cos he won’t perform/he is corrupt or anything,it’s because he is a Christian,wonder why they never attack Atiku and Kwankwaso?

Christians,continue dey sleep dey do religion don’t matter,you think even Yoruba Muslims will do religion don’t matter with you when the time comes
PoliticsRe: 2023: I Will Beat Peter Obi, Though He is My Tenant In Lagos - Tinubu In Abia by Couldntfigurean: 7:19am On Jan 25, 2023
Tinubu should first evict his dirty teeth first before thinking of whom to evict
Drug addict

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vows To End Strike In Varsities by Couldntfigurean: 7:08am On Jan 25, 2023
Person wey no go school,wetin he want know about school
Senile klepto,Shakky shakky daddy

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Condemns The Gruesome Killing Of Imo LGA Chairman by Couldntfigurean: 6:26pm On Jan 24, 2023
Urchins will say they didn’t see this
Later they will start condemning PO about insecurity in the south east,as if he is the President

Nonsense BATstads
PoliticsRe: I Will Use The Federal Power To Develop Abia State -Tinubu by Couldntfigurean: 6:22pm On Jan 24, 2023
Charity begins at home

PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Money Saved By Obi In Anambra Was An Investment For Him Not State by Couldntfigurean: 6:16pm On Jan 24, 2023
Bragalane:
He went as far as holding a press conference to deny it pls watch




Where did Obiano confirm such, provide it n I will give you 20K right this instant.

Below is a press conference Obiano held immediately Pandora foolish bastard released the lie of saving any money for Anambra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZr7AWrTX6U


How much was the fund left by the Pandora criminal Peter Obi and how come the governor he appointed himself as successor couldn't find it anywhere in the universe



Note to all the lunatics supporting the Pandora godforsaken cursed criminal Peter Obi I know you all will watch this clip n still deny the truth starring you all in the face but continue Nigerians are no fools.
you are a fool,you support an old idiot like tinubu,I expect you would be stupid like him too
PoliticsRe: Will Buhari Vote for Tinubu On Election Day? by Couldntfigurean: 11:53am On Jan 24, 2023
He will rather vote for his brother Atiku
You don’t need a soothsayer to tell you that buahri loathes tinubu
And tinubu is not president material at all
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Money Saved By Obi In Anambra Was An Investment For Him Not State by Couldntfigurean: 11:50am On Jan 24, 2023
They have tried to find faults in obi but it seems like mission impossible,imagine they can’t even accuse him of looting or stealing
Who would you rather give your property to keep
a)one that would sell it to himself or
b)other that will use bullion van to loot it
c)one that saves and works with the proceeds?

I am going for option C
PoliticsRe: We Saw ‘pepper’ In Eight Years Under APC But Nigerians Have Short Memory-Oyedepo by Couldntfigurean(op): 9:31am On Jan 15, 2023
Some people are still warming up to vote another clueless man,all because of tribalism and party affiliation

God forbid BAT thing
This time,we won’t see pepper again,it’s Soap that will enter our eyes
PoliticsWe Saw ‘pepper’ In Eight Years Under APC But Nigerians Have Short Memory-Oyedepo by Couldntfigurean(op): 9:29am On Jan 15, 2023
He said some Nigerians who scolded him in those days when he was warning them about the present government would now realise he was speaking the truth.

The founder and President of Living Faith Church Worldwide, aka Winners Chapel, Bishop David Oyedepo, has warned Nigerians to avoid making the mistakes of the past ahead of the 2023 general elections.

Oyedepo gave the warning during the 21 days of prayers and fasting of the church, adding that Nigerians saw “pepper” in the last eight years under Buhari but people had short memory.


He said some Nigerians who scolded him in those days when he was warning them about the present government would now realise he was speaking the truth.

Oyedepo said, “Being in church doesn’t make you a prophet. God tells me things, details about this nation, and I know something is happening right now, but when it’s time, I’ll talk to you.

“Those that said, ‘What do you mean?’ the other time, they’re breathing hard now, some are dead.” Just be in love, that’s all.

You’ll become dead to what they’re saying, you’re just open only to what God is saying. Did you see pepper or not in the last 8 years? You know pepper is in grades, different levels of pepper. Nigerians, (have) short memory, very short memory.

“If you can’t learn from the past up until now, I don’t know what you want to learn.”

“They made all balloon promises, nothing came to pass, not one. You wrote them down, newspaper wrote them down, you can’t see anything there. They’re saying, ‘come again, come again, fools come’,” he said.

The cleric added; “The devil will not have his way again in Nigeria for the sake of the destiny of innocent people.”

https://saharareporters.com/2023/01/14/we-saw-pepper-eight-years-under-buhari-government-nigerians-have-short-memory-bishop

PoliticsRe: Tinubu: The Reason Peter Obi & Anambra People Call Lagos Home Sweet Home. by Couldntfigurean: 7:49am On Jan 13, 2023
To urchins
Tinubu started building Lagos in 1999,nothing happened in Lagos until 99 tinubu became governor
I really think tinubu supporters are very stupid,there is no doubt in my mind
Very dumb people

PoliticsBornu State Tops Lists Of Deaths By Geopolitical Zone Oct-dec 2022 (See list) by Couldntfigurean(op): 11:41am On Jan 12, 2023
Bornu state where vice presidential candidate of the APC governored has the highest rate of death in the entire country

I suggest shettima should resign and put his home in order before looking to protect Nigerians

https://twitter.com/sbmintelligence/status/1613438254111408128?s=46&t=74j3NkCqQHHQUKRqT1ZV2g

PoliticsRe: Photos and Video From The APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Enugu by Couldntfigurean: 4:08pm On Jan 11, 2023
Wake me when they reach 200

PoliticsRe: It Is Now Clear That Obi Stole Anambra Money, Not Different- Deji by Couldntfigurean: 8:21am On Jan 11, 2023
Deji Adeyanju is Yoruba and will always support his tribesman,but he just want to make it seems he is nuetral
Y’all saw how alarmed he was when Atiku was making waves
Forget all these cashtivists,they are all for their pocket
And Deji wants a share of the bullion van loot from his brother
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Takes His Campaign To Enugu Tomorrow, Let Us See How It Goes by Couldntfigurean: 8:19am On Jan 11, 2023
Osibajo2023:
in ur feeble mind, u r reasonable
more reasonable than the nonsense man that donated rotten sperm to sire you
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Takes His Campaign To Enugu Tomorrow, Let Us See How It Goes by Couldntfigurean: 11:52pm On Jan 10, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Let's wait and see. Enugu has always been a PDP stronghold. Thank you Peter Obi for making Bola Ahmed Tinubu the next president of Nigeria
I don’t get you Apc,why are you telling your opponent it’s weak point if it’s that sure for you,it’s just like Troyes telling PSG “Abeg remove Lionel Messi,he is getting old unless we will win oo”,if that’s your trick to win,I wonder why you guys are louding it
PoliticsRe: K-cee Performing Live On Peter Obi's Campaign Rally In Onitsha (video) by Couldntfigurean: 3:48pm On Jan 10, 2023
KingKO22:
Beerfraud artists for Beerfraud president grin


All the dead career Beeeerfraud artists using Pandora Obituary to shine small

Labour in vain
yoruba nation is a must

We want oduduwa republic,tinubu can’t win

PoliticsRe: Bootmen And Frobonum:Tinubu commits Another Gaffe In Ondo State(video) by Couldntfigurean(op): 10:34am On Jan 10, 2023
God will judge all those who are gearing up to go vote this man

From A to Z,all of them
The man’s mental and physical health is going down daily but they just want to put him there
Like aso rock is a retirement home
PoliticsBootmen And Frobonum:Tinubu commits Another Gaffe In Ondo State(video) by Couldntfigurean(op): 10:33am On Jan 10, 2023
He has put seed,Cocoa seedling back in the Poo….the….He has put Ondo seedling back in the plantation

Cocoa plantation will fetch fortune,he has put, bootmen and frobonum

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFEAPYkU/

PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation Or Yoruba Presidency:A Poll For Yoruba People by Couldntfigurean(op): 11:13am On Jan 09, 2023
Come in and vote
PoliticsYoruba Nation Or Yoruba Presidency:A Poll For Yoruba People by Couldntfigurean(op): 11:12am On Jan 09, 2023
Which do Yorubas prefer,a Yoruba nation or a Tinubu presidency
You can’t be chasing two things at the same time

Focus on one thing and I believe majority of Yorubas are for Yoruba nation

PoliticsRe: Obi Promises 20,000MW Power Supply by Couldntfigurean: 7:49am On Jan 09, 2023
MeaslesMumpsRub:
How Many MW did he give them in Anambra when he was governor for 8 years ?
so obi was your president or what,what did your peeing candidate do for Lagos,even his nonsense party have been in power for two tenure and buahri/Fashola can’t even add 10mw

Stop blaming an innocent man
PoliticsRe: Imagine Standing On The Mandate Of A Person That Can’t Stand On His Own(pics) by Couldntfigurean(op): 4:40pm On Jan 08, 2023
MICHEALADEX:
Cry more...we are interested in it
you
Not we
PoliticsImagine Standing On The Mandate Of A Person That Can’t Stand On His Own(pics) by Couldntfigurean(op): 4:24pm On Jan 08, 2023
Isn’t it funny that able and healthy men and women will go out on the day of election and stand in the sun to vote for someone who can’t lift a flag by himself
No be juju be that?
Somebody that needs support to stand


I am not against old age,everybody is supposed to get old but if i were his kid,I’d advice him to retire and save his strength
Baba needs to be with his grandkids and not aso rock

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Calls Peter Obi A "Warehouse Econonist" (pix/video) by Couldntfigurean: 4:18pm On Jan 08, 2023
Still better than being an agbero and drug addict
PoliticsRe: Kano Rally Further Exposes Tinubu’s Incapacity, Says Atiku by Couldntfigurean: 6:47am On Jan 06, 2023
Tinubu is empty upstairs

Anybody but Tinubu/APC insha allah
PoliticsRe: Why Is Ok For Tinubu To Campaign In Mecca But Wrong For Obi To Go To Church(pic) by Couldntfigurean(op): 12:35pm On Jan 02, 2023
Wiseandtrue:
Those Tinubu wants to lead looks healthier than him!!! grin All of them! See those chatting with him

It's a shame to call Tinubu when talking about presidential candidates
imagine healthy men and women queuing up on Election Day to go vote a sick man

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