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Hmmm. Nobody

My innocence? I lost it wen I was born; I lost it to my mother's womb

Grey of course

Am sorry u can't see my face ryt now

You? Great Gatsby? Buhahahahahahaha... Dreams

DopeDiddyFrosh:
Lol. You must have been a bad boy from ut mother's womb.
My mama nor allow me near girl the girls wet dry sea house. So I wasn't opportune to play it. Otherwise hen. I for don born triplets like 4 times now

Eeya! Ure all dis compound boys (omo get inside) uve missed out on a vital childhood experience,its almost like uve nt been circumcised

They have dis union, infact They even have president sef... Non-Academic Students' Union Government (NASUG) president

gabazin080:
Shey na computer village I go go format am or how

No, femtech

Victim

SMD - Svck my dick

Na so life Be

MEGGATRON:
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Who's a gayman?

MalcoImX:
Why not Nigerian girl? Would you say Igbo girl if she were drug dealing?

If it wasn't gay, I wud love to kiss u ryt now!

Sarboy:
Just like a movie, I went to visit this my friend yesterday. I just opened the dorr and I saw him watching a gay sex video. I was able to catch him redhanded before he closed the video. Fuuny enough, I use to sleep at his place sometimes

What do I do ? Confront and advise him or report to the police. This is real

Cc: Lalasticlala ishilove

Bro dats nt funny at all! Uve probably been fvcked and fvcked and all dis while u had no idea, abt wat u shud do, its not u business if his sexual compass is pointed somewhere else, let him be, he's not hurtin anyone

Thavik:
do you think you're funny? If you have nothing to say .don't type at all

.Sue me

Dis investigation won't last more dan 2 days. It shall b forgotten

Distance proposal... stand atleast 20feets from her and den propose

To show the congregation dat I have learnt the advanced shoki dance moves

Yungwizzzy:

I had a minute misunderstanding with my girl whom I was planning to get married to later this year
I live in asokoro area of Abuja working with this small IT firm. I met a pretty 30+ lady in a friends marriage last month. we exchanged cards and became friends.
she asked for a date which I obliged and we had fun that day. she's a pretty lady, fair, tall, curvy and has sexy eyes.
Later did she tell me she was admin manager of this huge oil coy here in Abj and she's 38 and single!!
I'm only 25 young vibrant IT goon with loads of potentials and esterinceicsus
So it happened that there was an opening in their company, she told me bout it and assured me I'll get it at the snap of her fingers. Entry pay was 400k with loads of benefits and allowances
Too good to be true I jumped up, me? with just a 60k salary. I hurried home and informed bae hoping she'll jump up too
Unbelievably, my fiancee hissed and said she'll not accept any offer from that my lady friend that she could have ulterior motive. I was so infuriated.
On the said day of the interview bae said laye, I wasn't going. we argued and almost fought but she won. I decided to give in to her because of my love for her and I lost the job!!
Not just the job I lost my friendship with my lady friend. She called me later that day, angry even insulted me saying that I missed the interview that there was nothing she could do If I still wanted the job
A day after that incident you cannot believe my fiancee broke up with me!!
And that's how I've been since last week. lost both women and a juicy job offer
*posted this to teach young folks*
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Eeya

*chews on kuli*

Biafrans, nobody cares if u want freedom or not, ure nt prisoners... If u wanna split just do it, wats d fuss all abt?

Oooh! I knw, u guys are never united, u wil never achieve watever ure plannin cos u can't think together... So u blame others for wats really ur problem

Typical

See the village clarence peters

Husband and wife
My favorite

Isn't lust a season film

What u need is brain format, uve been exposed To too many distractions

I cover my ass with tha blood of Jesus

She looks like my house girl
Rita is dat you? u never wash plate u dey snap picture

2months it took samson more dan 2months to get delilah yet see his end

I pray dis man won't disappoint

B a risk taker. Tell her ure inlove. If she accepts congrats. If not girls plenty bros

basty:
I bet your family has never produced a university graduate to talk of a Professor of Law.

News flash: U loose the bet