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From dis "flat" biitch? dude!

And there are some special ones dat possess all these qualities

Ure saying wat u think a gay guy shud be... Dts ur own image and its pretty poor! Movies have robbed u of reality

ah ah! Imagine! Was it wole soyinka dat 1st quoted "there's honor amongst thieves"?

Pls who has his fone number?

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Who cares

Is dat "tom tom"? why?
Is tom tom sponsoring their meetings or what's dat abt?

If u can't change ur baby's diapers ure an embarassment and ure not fit to b called a man! as far as I'm concerned

babs01:
hmmm! u don comit tire

As in ehn... If dey compare me to devil It wil be a tight competition

Job dey, na people no wan work.
Virgins dey, dey are just too young (1-5years old)
True love... Ahhh! *Still searching*

lasstropinky:
The certainty cannot be accurately ascertained without getting acquainted with the Lady in question. However, we can interpret the signs of the time from available facts to know if "she" indeed is the one meant for us.

1. CONSISTENCY: The personalities,behaviors and interest all lies in the same plane. In other words the equation is always in equilibrium; balanced.

2. SHE IS REALISTIC : Pretence is a abomination to her.She would not be like an atheist who comforts himself in the pretence that there is no God rather she had acknowledged the strain and tension in the relationship and sought way to restore things to order.

3. AUDACITY: Not all ladies got the boldness to speak her mind to an angry face . Not all ladies can express their emotions and feelings when such expression belittle her value. But the one for you will make her request without any taint of fear.

4. RESPECT: Though you are a Dangote beside her Bill Gate yet she had respect you.To her you are always precious than the world combined together and she makes no efforts in hiding this from you.

5. PLANNING: She is not only interested in your present but your future as well. Instead of spending time whispering the sweet nothings she had rather you spent it planning for the future.

If any of your multiple chains of gf exercise the above all together I had adviced you to meet dad and negotiate on the bride price

Am on bike already. Goin to her dad's office

There's no sin dats exclusive because of judgement day, so there's nthng to do that's not already been done! I go jus shower and switch on my laptop and watch game of thrones

tonytony208:
Your reasoning is upside down. So, you are comparing cows to human being? Mr, something is deeply wrong with you. Are you from the north? Then I won't be surprised; I shouldn't expect something better than this from a northerner.

When exactly did I do the comparison? Ur impatience has made u falter. Anyway ure reasonin like a child I guess dts wat u are. Take care

I wud love to go to batman

khassy:
best thing I've ever seen on this thread it's 100% correct aspirants read this and keep it on mind
thumbs up bro for the write up

Pls is unilorin post ume form out yet?

Lwkm... Pls I wanna knw who did dis

Love. Fvck love!

What will he say before? Politicians

Even me some men wey no ugly reach ddis man (or being) no get babe wey fine like dis...

Pls is dis woman blind?

Hmmm. Newbies!

Alright.

Dollyak:
Usher them back to their farm. This is Abuja for ffs.

Is dat d job of a policeman? To usher cows back to their farm?

tonytony208:
Are you trying to say that there is nothing bad in the cows being on the street like that? If that is ur viewpoint, then you need help fast.

Do human beings walk on d street?

Is it legal for u to walk on d tarmac even wit cars moving? Answer sincerely

tonytony208:
Use your head, Mr. Does that place look like grazing ground? If their presence on the street look normal to you, then you need reeducation or even psychiatric check up.

Tooor! Oya bros go arrest d cows, shebi na u get sense pass

ShineuEye:
You almost answered your own question, there are differences between pets and livestock. Pet owners can also be prosecuted if their pets was to harm innocent people. You won't remain passive if you son was bitten by your neighbours dog would you?

If my son gets killed by my neighbours dog there's nthng I can do to my neighbour. Go and ask any lawyer. Prove me wrong! As per d livestock and pet, they are ur property are dey nt?

ShineuEye:
The cows have owners I presume, I would impose stiff penalties on their owners.

Penalties on owners of domestic animals... Wud u impose a stiff penalty on me too if my dog decides to run to d streets and gets to d road?

ShineuEye:
For being nuisance to motorist.

And if u were a judge. Wat wud u do if they brought dis to ur court?