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Who wud hav voted for u?

Go and buy a diildo, weneva u wanna hav sex off d light and fvck her wit d diildo, she wil bring u breakfast in bed d next morning

dayo23:
It not a curse, but what he has achieved your entire generation might never even get a chieftaincy tittle talk more of a councillor. I wish u the very best bro, the commissioner enjoying his life with his family, they don't even give a Bleep about you and your nairaland. while you dey Nairaland browsing with #100 MB. I pity u

Stop tellin me abt urself bro, I dnt giv dat much of a fvck

sameer1212:
U saTanoid, Has your family ever produce head master in your village? and u are here calling your VICE president mere commissioner. U and other Id*iot sucks.

Are u quite done?

Commissioner Osinbande hwfar?

blublahd:
Primarily noted for.
You aware of the derivation of
'sodomy'?.

Those who attempt to explain away the biblical condemnations of homosexuality claim that the sin of Sodom and Gomorrah was inhospitality. The men of Sodom and Gomorrah were certainly being inhospitable. There is
probably nothing more inhospitable than homosexual gang rape. But to say God completely destroyed two cities and all
their inhabitants for being inhospitable clearly misses the point. While Sodom and Gomorrah were guilty of many other horrendous sins, homosexuality was the reason God poured fiery sulfur on the cities, completely destroying them and all of their inhabitants. To this day, the area where Sodom and Gomorrah were Located remains a desolate wasteland. Sodom and Gomorrah serve as a
powerful example of how God feels about sin in general, and homosexuality specifically.

Misssclassy

Lilyomi:
Dream big.

Wake small

cao:
It is. Get over it.

I wish there was a "gun emoji" on nairaland

tinybody:
Gudevenin y'al. Am rili woried. Am in my cousin sister's place for holiday,since my school holiday is 2months I decided to stay in her place. She's married. Trouble startd today wen she told me me nd her husband wil b following her to a wedding in town..I told her am nt going because am an indoor person. She said I must go nd dt I can't disrespect her in her aous..she came to my room lyk 2 more times to tel me to get dressed inwhich I stil refused, d 3rd time she was fussing saying she wil foreva hate me if I dont follow her,I saw d seriousness in ha face so I quickly went to bathe. I culd hear her nd her husband shoutin @eachoda. She said he shuld let's go dat am nt follown dem again,bt her husband was lyk dey shuld calm down and wait fr me.hence the fight. They quarrelled ooooo infact d husband almost beat her up,I was so scared.she banged in2 my room gav me money for transport and orderd me out of her aous..accordin to her I was causin fight btwin her and her husband,she was angry because her huby supported me.she was talkin asif d man nd I are datin. We latr went for d program because her huby colctd d tp frm me. She and her huby is stil quarelin even til dis evenin nd she has stopd talkin 2me. I dunno if I shuld jxt pack my stuffs nd leave 2moro or stay maybe tins wil later get settled. am confused I dnt want to b lyk a home breaker

My 2cents: Just leave the house, now dt u stil have d chance and things aren't chronic yet, I dnt want to wake up tomorrow mornin and see a pic of u wit d headline "aunty poisons niece cos of husband palava"

cao:
Actually, it is a game, it's an endless runner. See Canabalt, Subway Surfers and Temple Run as more popular examples. Who said all games must be cinematic pieces worthy of a John Williams score or shooters with buckets of bullets and chaos?

PES is a game, GOW is a game, COH is a game, GTA is a game... Dis is NOT a game

Back to sender!

Eeya! We didn't even notice

I hope ure truly happy and nt faking it

Guys plenty abeg

Bobopupa:
While this might not be news to some, others will be glad to discover it!!!

It can be such a bummer when you have no internet connection or are experiencing a downtime (Well this happens a lot in my office ). More so, you might not be in the zone or mood for work or just wanna faff away... Well guess what, the folks at Google know and experience this too and found a cool way to kill time.

There's a hidden game in its Chrome browser (both Mobile and Desktop) that you can play when your device isn’t connected to the web.

Next time you see this screen Keep Calm and Don't Cuss !

https://s21.postimg.org/mlljdwc5z/google_chrome_game.png


Simply hit the Space Bar on your keyboard (Desktop) or tap the Dinosaur (Mobile) and see the Magic .

NB: still wanna enjoy the game when you have a good/working connection? Simply turn of your device's internet connection.
Warning: This can get really addictive.

Would be fun to see you upload and share your high scores.

Have fun .

u call dis a game?

Freeby! :p

D name of her company is "operation feed the nation"

Seadogs are meant to bark in D sea naw! What are dey doin here?

Story story ooo

Nice

Looooool

There's nthng new abt dis, its happend bfor, wil continue to happen...

Boring!

Eeya... Sorry darling!

My friend's girlfriend

Punch wey dey knock out pro boxers. Me ordinary bloody civillian by d tym I gain conciousness and use 9million to do plastic surgery, hw much remain? . Increase d money to 100million den we can talk

I love dis man!

IdiAmin1:
Let me guess your profession.

It's either you are a Nigerian Police, a politician or a Nigerian Pastor.

Lwkm... As in ehn... Ure so far away!

Feranmicharles:
indomie generation

U abi?

Thanks a lot for dis, need to forward it to some a-holes on my contact list, esp 3!

looks strange