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QueenSuccubus:
“I sometimes feel like I’m about to pee while having sex. Is that possible?!”




That moment when ur brain is sending a message that u need to pee & ur NUNU is sending a message as well that the DICK is SOOOO DAMN GOOD & u chose to stay---begging the guy not to stop as u cumming and giving him a thick cream-pie while moaning so loud

hmmmm..... pro

TSOM:
Cruel, cheating bastárd!

As a Barça fan, I'd never thought I'd dislike any player more than the disdain I have for Cristiano Penaldo...until Sergio RAMos took his infamy to ultra-villainy heights in recent years.

Still pissed-off some player didn't splint both his tibias and fibulas at the World Cup on live TV and he got away unhurt.

Kudos to the woman who chose to marry this football-scum. You deserve all the praises for putting up with him.

calm down bruv... it hasn't gotten to that level
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LisaAnne:
Whether you believe or not it won't remove it from her bank account

true that....

Gaspardd:
Bro aw is calabar?

busted!!!

guyXander:
Let me correct those of you that have been wrongly saying "welcome to the second half of the year."
FYI, we are not yet in the second half of the year, but we are in the "second half of months".
But not of days!

Mathematically, thus:

This year is not a leap year so therefore = 365 days
365/2 = 182.5 days

But 30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest are 31, except February alone which has 28 days or 29 days in a leap year.

Analysing thus:
January = 31 days
February = 28 days
March = 31 days
April = 30 days
May = 31 days
June = 30 days

Total = 181 days

So therefore, as at the end of June, we have 1.5 days remaining to cross over to the second half of the year.

So therefore, in 2018, we will cross over to the second half of the year in Nigeria (according to Nigeria time GMT+1) at JULY 2, 12 noon.

At 12.00 noon GMT+1 ON JULY 2, WE IN NIGERIA WILL CROSS OVER TO THE SECOND HALF OF 2018.

Chai. Maths wicked. ���

Antonio Francesco compiled it!

Lol...... nice one.... maths is really crazy

mhizenugu:
Dress the way you want to be addressed.

yeah true....... wanna address you

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Ganjafama:
Cardi B and Nicki Minaj are both blacks. B Mars is Puerto Rican. I don't know of DJ Khalid

cardi B issa Latino not black

beside my bed

she was like wooa that d**k too big........

in a bus ....thank God i had my cross bag ..... dude just block my willy from embarrassment

footballflaver:
More often than not, we judge the success and greatness of a player by the number of trophies he has won during his career. Although this might not be an accurate way of measuring the caliber of a player, the world we live in is highly reliant on figures. As such, we can't ignore them.
So let's take a look at the top 10 players who have won the most trophies in world football. Know that the numbers listed represent the number of trophies players have won at the club level.
Football Players With the Most Trophies

Maxwell-37
Oleksandr Shovkovskiy-36
Ryan Giggs-35
Dani Alves-34
Kenny Dalglish-31
Zlatan Ibrahimovic-31
Vitor Baia-30
Lionel Messi-30
Andres Iniesta-30
Gerard Pique-29


10. Gerard Pique-29 (Manchester United and FC Barcelona)

The Spaniard is only 30 and has already won a sum of 29 trophies. Ever since his return to Catalonia, Pique has added an incredible 25 trophies to his resume. He still has a few years up his sleeves and may even end up on the top of this list if he continues to win trophies at the same rate.




9. Andres Iniesta-30 (FC Barcelona)

Iniesta has put in a player of the match performance in so many finals that it would be sad if he didn't make it on our list. The Spaniard, currently at age 33, is arguably one of the best midfielders to ever step foot on a pitch.
He is in fact the most decorated Spanish footballer of all time, even if you only consider his exploits with FC Barcelona. He has additional honors with the Spanish national team.



8. Lionel Messi-30 (FC Barcelona)

We all know that he was going to make this list. Arguably the GOAT, Lionel Messi has won a total of 30 trophies with Barcelona since coming on as a substitute on July 1st, 2004. At just age 30, the Barcelona prodigy is making headlines after headlines. His quick feet make it impossible for defenders to catch him when he's on the run. He scores whenever he wants to and doesn't mind assisting a fellow teammate every now and then.
The 5-time Ballon d’Or winner has won everything that there is to win in club football. However, the lack of an international honor still haunts him and he will be looking to set the record straight in Russia next summer.



7. Vitor Baia-30 (FC Porto and FC Barcelona)

Not many would have heard of the name of this former Barcelona and Porto goalkeeper. He was one of the few who stuck with the Portuguese club when their roster was plundered in 2004.
The Portuguese star spent most of his career with Porto barring a two-year spell with Barcelona. Baia won 25 trophies with the Dragons while adding another five during his stint with the Catalan giants.

6. Zlatan Ibrahimovic–31 (Ajax, Juventus, Inter, Barcelona, Milan, PSG, and Manchester United)

We all know who this bad boy is. Zalatan Ibrahimovic needs no introduction, introduction needs Zalatan. One of the most deadly goalscorers of this era, the Swede has conquered almost all of Europe. He has won at least one trophy every season since leaving his native Sweden in 2001.
Despite having one of the best careers in history, the Swede may end up retiring without a Champions League trophy unless the Red Devils can put up an extraordinary show in the league this year.


5. Kenny Dalglish-31 (Celtic and Liverpool)

Known as Kenny King, this forward racked up an impressive 31 trophies during his club football career with Celtic and Liverpool. The Scott arrived at Liverpool with a record-breaking transfer fee of £440,000. He was worth all the money as he repaid this sum numerous times as a player and then as a manager.
He went on to guide Blackburn Rovers and Celtic to domestic glory as their manager.



4. Dani Alves-34 (Bahia, Sevilla, Barcelona, Juventus, and PSG)

Dani Alves left Barcelona with 23 major honors in eight years. The 34-year-old right back still remains the best at his position. To think that Barcelona allowed to let him leave on a free transfer. This will certainly go down as one of the worst business decisions carried out by the Catalan club, especially given that they failed to replace him with a proper alternative. This contributed heavily in the woeful season that they had.


3. Ryan Giggs-35 (Manchester United)

The Manchester United prodigy was one of the most decorated footballers for a long time. He has won more trophies than all but three clubs in England, having won an unprecedented 35 trophies during his long and illustrious first team career.
The Welshman made an impressive 963 appearances for the mighty Red Devils. He lifted an unbelievable 13 Premier League trophies during his career, a feat not matched by any other footballer in the world.


2. Oleksandr Shovkovskiy–36 (Dynamo Kiev)

Only a few players have made over 100 Champions League appearances without winning it. Along with Gianluigi Buffon and Zalatan Ibrahimovic, Oleksandr Shovkovskiy might never win it. The 43-year-old will have to comfort himself with one of his 14 Ukrainian Premier League titles instead.


1. Maxwell-37 (Cruzeiro, Ajax, Inter Milan, Barcelona, and Paris Saint-Germain)


From his Copa do Brasil victory with Cruzeiro in 2000 to his most recent success with PSG in the Coupe de France, left-back Maxwell has carved out an unlikely reputation as a serial trophy hoarder. Not many would have expected the 37-year-old to lead the charts given that the world has witnessed some truly magical footballers. But despite their skill and talent, none could match the trophy haul of the Brazilian.
Maxwell has won an outstanding 37 trophies during his 17-year career, which started with Cruzeiro in 2000.
The Portuguese sensation Cristiano Ronaldo, the four-time Ballon d'Or winner, has only won 20 tophies so far, 17 less than Maxwell. But this does not mean that the Brazilian is a superior footballer. It just shows that he has been a part of some of the most successful football teams on the planet.



Culled from
www.footballflaver..com/2018/06/10-football-players-with-most-trophies.html?m=1

this article makes me laugh..... I don't know the trophies they are counting but last time I checked
Messi 32 trophies
Ronaldo 29 trophies
Dani alves 37 trophies

sleekymag:
Old article, Dani Alves tops that list now. Imagine them referring to CR7 as a 4-time Ballon d'or winner...this gives the article away as old. Would post a link of Dani Alves now. Here it is. Besides guys like Messi, Iniesta and CR7 have added to their titles since last year.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5949451/psg-dani-alves-successful-coupe-de-la-ligue-trophy/amp/

this write up is fvcking old ......cr7 has 29 trophies now while Messi is at 32

wildcatter23:
Bro, you have a wonderful brain and eyes on your head. Keep it up

thanks bruh

that thing is dead

Tareguu:
you just successfully showed how shallow your thoughts could be , so because messi missed a penalty and penaldo scored an hat trick makes him a greater player than messi . This guy is a joke I swear . if you know you know

you don't know what you are saying Bro
did you know if he scored that penalty he could have as well gotten a brace or a hatrick
your guy choked when it mattered most... he's been like that for a while always bottling chances
he is only good with the ball at his feet preferably the left leg.... no off the movement, low weak foot accuracy, can't use his head, no leadership quality.... he's just wearing the arm
mascherano should be a better captain
dude just make a proper review of the Portuguese and the Argentine team and let's talk about greatness
and don't forget Portugal played star studded Spain in the first game
Spain outplayed Portugal imagine the pain of running around throughout the match alone ...the pressure on cr7 as the only top player in the team and he delivered
that's the man I'll love to be

Jesusgirl92:
The space given to messi to take the penalty, wetin onku use am do??

lolzz...... help me ask them..
bunch of asslickers... later Dem go dey call my cr7 penaldo
common penalty against film director he no fit score
even their coach na dentist

onatisi:
Exactly,Iceland didn't open up at all and they didn't man mark anyone,it was a solid mass defensive approach so there was virtually no space to run in ,I am sure if Ronaldo played today he too couldn't have done better

but he would have scored the penalty and gave them a win right
think again

this 902 BS keeps pissing me off every time these airtel people are useless thieves.....
I don't know when network providers start auto subscribing what we don't want

IamD18:
These ladies are packaged hoes.


They can never tell you to stop once you start removing their 70Naira canopy material pant.

WTF!!!.... LOL

Tbwest abi na Tboss

Nbote:
At 33 his value has obviously dropped as he approaches d twilight of his career.... Younger players who still have years ahead definitely command much more value..

sure...

QueenDeborah:
Okay.... You can now go back and continue your weed.

yeah.... how about we do it together in a dark room

Headlesschicken:
What is this one saying,tomorrow u would still marry another one and call her d anus of Yuh heart... SMH....

lolzzzz

MhisTahrah:
This is very bad.

really bad

Heavance:
They would have said so, not twisting it.
In that case, Only Zidane has won the trophy as a player and coach then.

with the twisting of records, it nullifies the records of Miguel Munoz, Giovanni Trapattoni, Johan Cruyff, Carlo Ancelloti, Frank Rijkard and Pep Guardiola....as managers to have won it as a coach and player.

you may be right tho

Heavance:
Abi o...
Even Paco Gento won the trophy 6×, So I don't understand all these record. For a Milan!

lol..... they know what they are saying
ronaldo has the has the highest trophy since it has been renamed to UCL from European cup In 1992
gento won 6 European club cups not UCL
if u know u know

Donny2060:
turning u down simply mean she was in a relationship and probably after 8years the relationship fruit was not fourth coming then she decided to move to the next available man.

am not an advocate of double dating but u can keep male frds.. especially if u are with a guy that is not yet ready for marriage and u know that one tin or the other can take the guy off the shore of this country....

ladies by now shud have more than 1 male frds.. he must not be ur lover..or sex mate. he can be a genuine guy and who knows if he might end up being the man of ur dream when the called one u believed in decide to take a work.

understandable... but 8 years is too much
that's almost a decade for f**ks sake

pawshjai:
see whyning...lolz...guys sha

number 7 is you

pawshjai:
see whyning...lolz...guys sha

number 7 is you

really cool