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Computers / Re: Dell E7440.... Corei7 by craftyserpent: 5:25pm On Jan 07, 2022
Do you do swapping of laptops?
Technology Market / Re: You Can Buy Laptop From Us And Pay In Installments. Check Details by craftyserpent: 5:04pm On Jan 07, 2022
hengrotech:
We await your call

09093975414

Do you do swaping of laptop? I need to upgrade my laptop.
Phones / Re: Information On How To Connect Your Phone To Your Laptop Wirelessly by craftyserpent: 5:22pm On Mar 31, 2021
Put on your phone hotspot.
Ensure the wireless network or wifi connection on your computer is on.
Locate your phone in the discovered networks.
Click connect.
Input the password if required.
Enjoy your connection smiley

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Sports / Re: Who Will Win In The Fury-joshua Mega-fight? by craftyserpent: 5:16pm On Mar 31, 2021
My head is telling me Tyson Fury will win. But my heart wants Joshua to win. Let's try to dash the referee something before the match cheesy

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Health / Re: Help With Home Made Remedies For Chronic Constipation In Baby by craftyserpent: 5:10pm On Mar 31, 2021
How old is she?
Get groundnuts (fried or raw). Grind it thoroughly. Use it to make any soup or solution. Give her to drink. The groundnuts will induce stooling.
Technology Market / Re: PRICE REVIEWED***UPDATED**SAMSUNG, IPHONE AND XIAOMI PHONES SWEET DEAL UPDATES by craftyserpent: 5:18am On Feb 23, 2021
Weirdoo:

S.a

Am interested in the S8 DUOS but I don't have enough money on me now. How do we go about it? Do you accept installmental payment then give the phone when the payment is full?
Phones / Re: (SOLD) Nokia 3.2 At Giveaway Price by craftyserpent: 9:14pm On Feb 14, 2021
Michael8026:


No thanks

embarassed
Phones / Re: (SOLD) Nokia 3.2 At Giveaway Price by craftyserpent: 1:44pm On Feb 14, 2021
Michael8026:
Android 9 Pie OS (Android One)

Quad-core 2.0GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon 429

3GB RAM

13MP Rear Camera

5MP Front Camera

16GB / 32GB Internal Storage, up to 256GB Memory Card

4G LTE

4,000mAh Non-Removable Li-Po Battery


3ok negotiable


13,000. Serious buyer.
Phones / Re: Cracked Nokia 5 For Sale by craftyserpent: 1:34pm On Feb 14, 2021
lilbarracuda:
Cracked Nokia 5 for sale at a give away price.
Working effectively.

RAM-2
Battery-3000

Price- #12,000.

It's okay to haggle.
Location- Lagos
08122277965 (call or Whatsapp)

Bros,

7,000 Naira?
Food / Re: Christmas Chicken! Have You Noticed This Increase In Price? by craftyserpent: 1:01pm On Dec 24, 2020
Man! 7000 Naira! For chicken wey dey waka freely for my place? Hmmm......
Nairaland / General / Re: A Big Snake I Just Killed In Front Of My House Now. What's The Name ? (photos) by craftyserpent: 7:29pm On Dec 06, 2020
It's a Gaboon Viper!







But just to let you know.....
























Snakes lives matter.

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Crime / Re: Adamawa Police Parade 7-Man Gang Of Robbers As They Rock 'Armed Robber' Tag(Pix) by craftyserpent: 8:50pm On Sep 30, 2020
crossfm:
Are they models?.
Why them come da poss as if na photoshoot.
Them dey take style dey slay smiley
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by craftyserpent: 1:19pm On Sep 30, 2020
Lampoon
Romance / Re: Horror: What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Has 92% Male Friends On Facebook? by craftyserpent: 1:07pm On Sep 30, 2020
honestdealer:
Good Day Nairalanders,

I need a solid advice from this forum. I have never bashed anyone on this forum and I have never made any silly comment or given a bad advice. Please pay me back in my own coins by giving helpful advice only. I was scrolling through my Girlfriends Facebook Page and I discovered that 92% of her Facebook Friends are male. I didn't just come about the 92% percentage, I actually did the maths to arrive at this score. This is a person I just met recently, we don't stay in the same city, so I am not in a position to compare this with other physical parameters to get a very good picture of what is going on. I am not comfortable that a woman should have 92% male friends on her Facebook page, what does this suggest?

As a person, I have an approximately 50: 50 ratio of male and female friends on Facebook. My greatest concern here is that she is active on Facebook. In a way, one's online personality reflects the physical personality. Although this lady is kind, I want to know what I am getting into. Nairalanders with experience, please come in here. Am I just being unnecessarily worried or is there genuine reason to be afraid?



Many women have a lot of male 'friends'.
Male 'friends' who would do anything for her .
It's worse when she's young and pretty.

Unless you are already in a serious relationship with her her, I don't think you should worry about it.
Don't try stalking or checking up on her every minute. That's unnecessary. They might just be 'friends'.
Do things that will make you stand out from the crowd of friends.
Just don't do what everybody does or you will end up......
just 'friends' .


Hope this helps.
Phones / Re: Please Help My Airtel Sim Isn't Sending Messages by craftyserpent: 12:52pm On Sep 30, 2020
MickzyDonald:

where do i go after opening settings,bfor it will bring the sms center thing

Sorry for the late reply....
You can go to messages.
Click settings.
Then click SMS center .
Pick the offending SIM if it's a dual SIM phone.
Check if the SMS center number is there.
For airtel NG, it's 2348020000009

Hope this helps....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Would You Go For? by craftyserpent: 12:47pm On Sep 30, 2020
I would take the job because I can save and use the money for business ventures.


OP.....
Do you have a job for me cheesy
Phones / Re: Please Help My Airtel Sim Isn't Sending Messages by craftyserpent: 9:12pm On Sep 29, 2020
Go to settings and check the SMS Center Number. It's usually in this format 2348020000009 for airtel
Phones / Re: Please Join The Ongoing Giveaway by craftyserpent: 9:06pm On Sep 29, 2020
OP!!!
You wicked ooooo cheesy
Crime / Re: See The Face Of The Woman That Poured Hot Water On House Help For Licking Milk by craftyserpent: 8:57pm On Sep 29, 2020
Apparently, they also weren't even feeding her well. See how the poor girl looks. SMH.
Pets / Re: Snake Experts In The House. Is This A Black Mamba? by craftyserpent: 8:49pm On Sep 29, 2020
The only way we can know is through the head. The inner part of the mouth looks black when opened.
And one last thing.......







Snakes Lives Matter grin
Phones / Re: Pls I Need Advise On Phone To Buy 20-30K Budget by craftyserpent: 9:22pm On Aug 18, 2020
Idowster:
The phone real price is around 75 to 150k

Well, I won't sell it for that price.
I have used the phone so it's no longer new smiley
Idowster:
The phone real price is around 75 to 150k

Well, I won't sell it for that price.
I have used the phone so it's no longer new �
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Forum Posters Wanted 30K Monthly Salary by craftyserpent: 10:37pm On Aug 17, 2020
Sounds tempting.
I will like to know more about this job.
craftyserpent@yahoo.com
Phones / Re: Pls I Need Advise On Phone To Buy 20-30K Budget by craftyserpent: 10:00pm On Aug 17, 2020
Gionee S10 lite.
I got a neatly fairly used one.
3gb ram, 32gb rom
N25000
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Former Boss Came For Interview In My Company by craftyserpent: 10:10am On Aug 12, 2020
Bros,
How I wish you had employed him.
To me nothing is better than having your former chief tormentor calling you"my oga".
Then you can start giving him directives like:
Get me my bag.
Hey, go and buy me some food.
I need this place to be tidy

Just watch his expression while you are giving him these orders grin
Career / Re: My Boss Wants To Date Me. What Should I Do? by craftyserpent: 1:09pm On Aug 11, 2020
@rasheedat abeg, leave this job. In the end it's not worth it. Your boss is only after "one thing".
I am sure this boss is the type that will be advertising :

Female secretary needed.
Female teacher needed.
Female usher needed.

Once you enter office tomorrow, if your boss is still misbehaving, start coughing. Don't cover your mouth. Tell him you have fever. Start sneezing. Don't cover your nose. Tell him you have cold. He will avoid you like a plague.
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by craftyserpent: 2:45pm On Aug 10, 2020
Yearning
Education / Re: What Are Some Useful Skills I Can Learn In Minutes? {graphic Pic} by craftyserpent: 2:02pm On Aug 10, 2020
See Correct Jeep! This Kind Of Taxi Go Expensive O cheesy
Sports / Re: COVID-19: James Harris 'Kamala' Dies After Complications From Coronavirus by craftyserpent: 1:55pm On Aug 10, 2020
Kamala was one of those people who made watching wrestling a wonderful experience!
Those were the days when even our mamas and papas could even tell you the names of every wrestler shown on TV grin
Pets / Re: Bird Name by craftyserpent: 8:26pm On Jan 22, 2020
They are Hawks.
Pets / Re: Please, What Type Of Bird Is This? by craftyserpent: 8:24pm On Jan 22, 2020
BomboyOnline:
I say quail. The parents probably escaped from a nearby farm.

Yes. That could be true.
I can't see them anywhere again.
They are probably searching for greener pastures cheesy
Pets / Re: Please, What Type Of Bird Is This? by craftyserpent: 1:36pm On Jan 19, 2020
Pets / Re: Please, What Type Of Bird Is This? by craftyserpent: 1:15pm On Jan 19, 2020
Aladdin1:
See as d bird do face.as if e dey vex for you.lol

As in serious vexing smiley

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