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Technology Market / Re: Order Your Goods On Ebay, Amazon And All Pickup Sites! Shipping @ $4.60/lbs NGR by Cramybird(f): 2:04pm On Feb 24, 2019
Rakiticbarca:
thanks baba, I had chatted him up, he said it's s9+ that he was looking for. Thanks once again
I didn't see your chat I tried the whatsapp link, it's not connecting.
Kindly drop your whatsapp number.
Technology Market / Re: Order Your Goods On Ebay, Amazon And All Pickup Sites! Shipping @ $4.60/lbs NGR by Cramybird(f): 10:44am On Feb 24, 2019
I need Samsung s9 and Samsung s9+ mint..
Quote me if any is available
Technology Market / Re: New Orleans(Louisiana State) Pickup [offerup,craigslist,letgo,5miles Etc] by Cramybird(f): 12:35am On Feb 24, 2019
frinx:
Deal alert

Mint Samsung s9
T-Mobile
Purple
Phone only

110,000 Total landing cost to Lagos
how many gig?
Politics / Re: I’m Not Married To Buhari’s Son, Says INEC Chairman Amina Zakari by Cramybird(f): 10:13am On Jan 04, 2019
2015?
Politics / Re: Folasade Adeleke: My Father's Reaction To My 2nd Pregnancy Out Of Wedlock by Cramybird(f): 9:09am On Jan 04, 2019
Rich child headache
Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead By The Roadside In Edo State (Disturbing Photos) by Cramybird(f): 7:55am On Jan 04, 2019
A sitting corpse the heart of man
Family / Re: I Just Found Out My Husband Has Cheated On Me. Please Help by Cramybird(f): 4:58pm On Dec 26, 2018
yettymuse:
for the sake of the end of 2018, let me set the record straight for you silly morafucker with swollen testicles. I see how much you desire my attention on Nl with double sides spittle spewing gibberish about how singled a mother I am...

I know how miserable all your older siblings have been frustrated to SETTLE.. Boy! I'm not your regular single mother!
I OWN 2 houses and an ongoing building project SINGLE-HANDEDLY!

I successfully run 3 businesses SINGLEHANDEDLY and would give your fake ass a run.
Wherever I stroll in and call the shot in lagos city, your balls and sweat can't give way.

With these few points of mine, your married sisters wouldn't mind trading their Mrs title for my SINGLE MOTHERLY ACHIEVEMENTS.

while you savor my list of accomplishments(All done and dusted at 28!), don't forget to boost and double your dose of
Vitamin C, letrozole, fenugreek and enough water to boost your male spermatozoa. Mention me again when you're able to crash an egg!
JEEZ! WTF cry
Family / Re: What Was Your Offence by Cramybird(f): 4:55pm On Oct 22, 2018
cheesy angry grin grin
Romance / He Is A Caring But One Minute Man What Do I Do!? by Cramybird(f): 11:14am On Oct 21, 2018
He is caring and loving, he buys me everything and would do anything to make me happy but he's a one minute man. He used some delay ejaculation spray even though he hides it from me but the best those ones can do is less than 10minutes. Every time he asks me after sex what I feel but I can't tell him

I am sexual frustrated I don't want to cheat

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Romance / How Did You Get Over A Heartbreak? by Cramybird(f): 12:29pm On Oct 15, 2018
A lot of people do not get over completely, some move on like nothing happened, others never recovered in a long time. How did you move on and forged ahead

Romance / Let's Talk About The GOOD EX! by Cramybird(f): 9:34pm On Oct 14, 2018
There's EX's and there are EX's. Some are good, some are bad, let's talk about a good ex that you both fell out for reasons (we don't want to know) but deep inside of you, you wouldn't have left them. what did you miss about an ex
Family / Re: Please I Need Help.. Am Going Crazy. by Cramybird(f): 1:29pm On Oct 14, 2018
nwanneni:
if only you knew who you are talking to,you will be the one to self service.
May the good lord bless you with half a man as myself.
Much regards.
who da fuxk are you? undecided All your posts is you always trying to tell who you are undecided. Na you dey inside 1000naira note? You've been gloating all over this thread like a goat on heat. Go and sleep boy.

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Romance / Re: Dear Women Stop Being Possessive Of Your Man, It Is Toxic by Cramybird(f): 3:38pm On Oct 03, 2018
Only the wise one would listen
Romance / Dear Women Stop Being Possessive Of Your Man, It Is Toxic by Cramybird(f): 1:29pm On Oct 03, 2018
I look at how some women are really possessive about their man and I smh, it is wrong, you lost yourself when you do this. Men don't marry or date a woman that's possessive of you.

#Haveyosae
Romance / Re: If You Truly Love Her, Beat a crap out her if Mess up, Divorce Her if U hate her by Cramybird(f): 1:55am On Oct 03, 2018
Association of women beaters, no woman should remain with a man that cannot control his demonic temper. Broke guys trying to show a woman how much of their strength by beating her, your type are showing their women the world. Ndi ala Nigeria Ltd. I piti any woman that dates y'all
Family / Re: 'No Difference Between Single Mothers And Prostitutes' - Lecturer by Cramybird(f): 7:20pm On Sep 18, 2018
yettymuse:
I think I'm one of the very few people that really do not care what the society thinks of a single mom! I am undeterred, as in e no concern me chacha. I don't bother seeking validation from any Modafucka!

Even the one with a watery sperm, broke and broken with multiple google search directives as to where the vagina is located has got a silly opinion about a single mom.

Ori gbogbo yi ti gba soak-away
As in enh! even the one that cannot afford rents, pay bills without screaming mummy I never chop has got an opinion about single mom. Oloriburuku people

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Family / Re: I Want To Expose My Wife And Her Colleague In A Bank, They Are Having Affair by Cramybird(f): 8:37am On Aug 19, 2018
yettymuse:
Divorce is not even an option because the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. You just have to make your marriage work. I hate to hear about cheating causing dissolution in marriages or relationships.

By the way your wife could be flirting and not cheating completely... Are you still doing those things you were doing during courtship? 9 years is a long time and trust me you must have begin to adopt the mama and papa style. When was the last time you both went for a dinner, movies, walk, vacation...?
Do you even still remember to call your wife sweet names?? Some foot massage after a hectic day?... Raunchy whatsapp message whilst at work?, breakfast in bed.... Little gift, lingeries, etc..

How's is your sex life? Do you communicate your fantasies and cravings? , when was she last time she got an orgasmic gift and said "THANK YOU"! Hunku you're married so no limits, no boundaries... Set everything on fire!

Maybe your marriage needs a rejuvenation, we sef dey get bored sometimes..

Reignite 'em romantic spark and set the atmosphere on fire. Instead of snooping, change your mode of dressing, stay trim and fit, wear a clean hair cut and smear some cologne mix n match.

If all this doesn't work, pray and watch WAR ROOM, please watch this movie and your marriage would be back to how it was.
cheesy this is the absolute truth. We sef dey tire

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Romance / Re: Could My Boyfriend Be Married? by Cramybird(f): 7:35pm On Aug 18, 2018
Hello Op, I registered because I couldn't comment here as a guest and I needed to tell you few things. Your story sounded like my fiance's . He has baby mama he was attracted to, he caters to everything they concerns her and even sleeps there just to 'connect' with his daughter. It was annoying as it caused a lot of rift in our relationship. I gave my rules, strict rules even. "I'm not asking you to severe ties with your baby mama, but dude I'm in your life now so accord me maximum respect. It is disrespectful to the love we share if you still go to events with your baby mama, sleep at her place, etc. Do you even have a future for us?". Well he listened because he loves me, he adjusted, he doesn't want to lose me. I have even met the lady one time.
In your case, I don't know if you've talked about this yet and how he is taking it. But trust me If he truly loves and respect you, he would be sober and make amends. This is only if he's not married o.

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