₦airaland Forum

busybody20:
its like shitting HOT poo

rahouf1:
i think yoruba are the wisess human being in nigeria so far.the truth its just that we refused to love ourselves

nigeria will be name after yoruba soonest cuz yorubas are 2much.

obowunmi:
and why are you following my around the forum ?

Image123:
It seems the issue is with your monopoly on the naming. You gave your child 3names of your own choice from your story, even the yoruba name na you. So its like your wife wants an outside person to give the 'final say', not her not you not any tribe. Just an english or what people call christian name. It's a simple issue you should give in to one another.
Blimey! the kid may even dump all of the above in future for a cute name like 'obolangido'

afam4eva:
I can imagine the slogan of the bank being "Do you want to Die?"

bwahaha!!!!
best slogan ever!

Sweetnecta:
@Crazychica and frosbel; « #2 on: Today at 07:59:14 PM »did you guys see to be continued . . . from Lagosshia? you fellas should have relaxed and let him tool up and completely dismantle the sandy caste that your boss larry rouse slapped together. then it is after it that you can respond painstakingly, if you have the 'will' to respond honestly. when jeremiah says the bible is corrupt, that is enough unless you are saying he was wrong, which is still another way of saying something is a lie in the bible.

dare2think:
Man, the enemy of Man.


Religion, a tool used for identifying the enemy.

In all, Humanity is lost inbetween.


Such a shame.

Mad Dog!!!:
exactly! i doubt if there is any road which has taken so many life than that ogun exp. way

obowunmi:
I wasn't welcomed well.


1. Have you slept with my daughter is the first question that I got.

~Bluetooth:
I will rather than bank with that beautiful mami water than go for the fire fire.Me think mami water will be harmless,so no problemo.

ibelab:
^^tut mir leid arschloch ,  u see i,m already improving my[b] grammer[/b] ,

Es tut mir leid zu Blödmann, dachte ich Leute wie u waren ausgestorben . Ich denke, Scheiße noch passiert!
dang, no hope for u dear! next case!

obowunmi:
This is how Nigerian pastors has brain washed people ---- my sincere sympathies. The parents or grandparents name the child according to culture.

PAGAN 9JA:
I was as usual having a nice deep sleep. It was a cold night and in the distance, i could hear the howl of wolves. As it neared midnight, i felt a chill run down my back. i get scare but i keep my eyes full close. and then when i open my eyes, the whole room is red with a burning light. I see a women approach me. In a divine voice, she tells me that she is Mary, the mother of jesus. however this time i am not decieved. I see that she has big yellow nails and her teeth are very sharp. i know that it is the devil again.i had kept a bottle of kerosene and a lighter next to my bed. meanwhile, i allow her to talk. she tells me something about how she had an illegal affair with the farmers' son and how after she was heavy with someone else's child, she was afraid that her husband would find out and then kill her. so she decides to spread a lie that it was God who made her belly so heavy and then how everyone gets fooled. she go on and tell me how she sell her soul to the devil for 2 goats and 1 bottle of wine. as she was speaking, i was sweating so hard. the cap of the bottle was not opening. my heart was beating so fast and i had to try hard. finally the cap opens. with a screeeeam and the name of Sarrouni Mayyali on my lips, i throw the kerosene on the face of this fiend. at the same time, i light my lighter over it. the burning fiend starts howling and telling me to repent and follow the evil path of the holy ghost. I tell her to burn. after three minutes of noisy shreiks, she turn into black dust and a wind (or my fan), blows the dust away outside my window. I then fall into a trance and resume my sleep.

next morning I wake up and am all wet. I realise that I have become a vissionary.

PAGAN 9JA:
yes u r riight. deep down , we all know that christ needs to be vanquished in order for world peace and the restoration of the true faiths.

jusRadical:
@lisasmiles, I am only replying your post because you wrote that you and your friend are Born-Again Christians ( I am one also): I rarely reply to posts like this. In Nigeria it is said that if a dog wants to get lost and its owner calls it, it will hear the owner but will continue its vain journey. A fly that has no (technical) adviser follows a corpse to grave. My fellow Nigerians are telling you to dissuade your friend from marrying and even going into a relationship with the guy and you seem not to agree with them. Eeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!! Hear Nigerians telling you the truth: do not say by tomorrow that Nigerian are 419ners or fraudulentoooo. Hear us ooooooo.

My sister the guy is married QED and is looking for whom to destroy. DO you know what it means to post such picture on facebook or bookface? I don't think that a man would post or even allow a picture he snapped with a woman he has nothing with to be posted for the whole world to see? THINK!!!!!

ibelab:
^^ busybody , hw de fk u kn

totorimi:
A relationship is a friendship with an objective in mind