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emmm,
it's been quite long


wwtlt you slept in a police cell

Hello Nairaland members,
i must confess, you all look
great.
keep it up. =D>=D>=D>

mukina2:
crazy kiddo abi crying kiddo
u don don

don do waten

it's been quite long


wwtlt you got into trouble

dblock:
We hate Manu We hate Manu We hate Manu We hate Manu We hate Manu We hate Manu

We hate Manu

Na wa for you OH!!!!!!!

about 2 days ago


wwtlt you saw two people making love?

Everyday


wwtlt you went shopping?

it's been quite long


wwtlt you got kiddnaped?

just last night


wwtlt you you had to fight for your feelings

i can't remember


wwtlt you you had a romantic kiss?

LOL


wwtlt you made someone cry?

just yesterday


wwtlt you got drunk?

Last month


wwtlt you you got missing?

Never


wwtlt you traveled by train?

just now


wwtlt you broke someone's heart?

@
uche2nna
i don't doubt him being a Champions league winner.
but ever since he joined chelsea,
his mouth has become wider and wider.

Mourinho Mourinho Mourinho Mourinho Mourinho
is he the only coach in Europe
where was he before Roman Abramovich's
arrivial in the club (Chelsea)

so i don't know why he can't just shut up
for once and listen to the bigger men like
Alex Fergusen. and learn one or two things
from his master.

@
debosky
no way i can never say that
never

The chief of staff of the Nigerian Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.

As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself.

He looked at the first young man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"

The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!"

The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says, "Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"

The aide hustles the young man off. The general looks at the second young man and asked, "What skills to you bring to the Air Force?"

The young man says, "I chop wood!"

"Son," the general replies, "we don't need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?"

"I chop wood!"

"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to me, we don't need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!"

"Well," the young man says, "you hired my brother!"

"Of course we did," says the general, "he's a pilot!"

The young man rolls his eyes and says, "So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!"

The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."

Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"

"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.

A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"

@
loverboy

too hard to say man
too hard

@
loverboy
i know that, but i lost plenty of cash that sunday.
and you people compounded the problem by
saying you are better than us.
that's why am still annoyed with you people(Gunners)
but it's ok
as you said it isn't a matter of life and death.
i have to accept the loss abi?

@
loverboy
you people (Arsenal) ain't suppose to be making noise.
we are 2nd on the table right?
where are you guys
down down

you can say whatever you wanna say
@
loyika
what i know is that we(manutd) are better than you (Gunners) ok?

They can't just stop talking (Gunners)

;d ;d ;d

@
mukina2
LOL just kidding

@
mukina2
Let's call it an irony
he who laughs last, laughs best.
i think you need the medication
co's you have been a little physco
this few minutes.  

@
mukina

@
mukina2
i will keep on dreaming
but this dream is gonna cause misery for you people (Gunners)
co's when i wake from my slumber as you say, mukina
Arsenal are gonna be playing in
DIVISION 2

got it
@
mukina2?

I mean the BCAKLAYS ENGLISH PREIMERSHIP OK?  
it's comming to Old trafford this season
ok?