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PoliticsRe: Obama Says ‘vote Buhari’ And Other Trending Social Media Jokes On 2015 Elections by CrazyScientist: 4:29pm On Jan 10, 2015
OP ,we didn't come to eat copy and paste, we came for pics undecided
EducationRe: Hello All Nairalanders by CrazyScientist: 4:25pm On Jan 10, 2015
Hello, you are new right? Male or female?
PoliticsRe: Obviously GEJ Innovative Ideas Of Change Is Too High For An Average Nigerian by CrazyScientist: 4:24pm On Jan 10, 2015
#TrueSay
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of A Nairalander During Commissioning Of Projects He Got From Nairaland by CrazyScientist: 4:23pm On Jan 10, 2015
Congrats ooo!

Don't forget to give seun a share of the 'cake' cheesy
PoliticsRe: See Why Dele Momodu Blocked Me From His Twitter Handle [photo Illustration] by CrazyScientist: 4:22pm On Jan 10, 2015
Firefire:
Do you imagine the many unprintable word again the President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria here?

If Dele have the power and capacity of the president, what do you think would happen huh Delete or block ? undecided


If I insult you and you could not stomach it then you are not fit to be a leader. except where rules apply!
Firefire ! I hail thee! #TrueSay
PoliticsRe: See Why Dele Momodu Blocked Me From His Twitter Handle [photo Illustration] by CrazyScientist: 4:01pm On Jan 10, 2015
Chitexs250:
Beloved, let us VOTE right in
2015.
If SOMEONE is;
J = Just
O = On
N = Negative
A = Assignments
T = To
H = Harm
A = All
N = Nigerians
THEN we must also find someone who
will
B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hope
A = And
R = Remove
I = Incompetence

CHANGE in 2015 is desirable and
inevitable.
2015 Campaign Massages

APC 1. We will ensure stable power supply / PDP 1. Where is Mrs Buhari?

APC 2. We are going to fight corruption /
PDP 2. APC plotted to hack INEC computers

APC 3. We are going to fight terrorism /
PDP 3. Some senior citizens are motor park touts
APC. 4. We are going to invest in agriculture /
PDP 4. South South can collapse economy if Jonathan loses

APC 5. We are going to upgrade the standard of Education /
PDP 5. I’ll expose failures of ex-heads of state

VOTE ƑØЯ CHANGE
APC: we will normalize crude oil price

Masses; that's just plain stupid! Crude oil is a world thing you know, this shows you are the real 'CLUELESS' ones.
LiteratureRe: Éléyé: Riders Of The Niger Savannah by CrazyScientist(op): 2:58pm On Jan 10, 2015
NinoBrown888:
Move on boy, take anather step forward.
Meaning it doesn't make sense ?
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS :Cocoa Mall Ibadan On Fire!!!!!!!!! by CrazyScientist: 2:55pm On Jan 10, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PhonesRe: 7 Things Steve Jobs Would Have Hated About Apple Today by CrazyScientist: 2:53pm On Jan 10, 2015
grin
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia And Tania Omotayo Laughs Out Loud In New Pictures by CrazyScientist: 2:44pm On Jan 10, 2015
can't you guys see the Photoshop?! Tanya's hand is faded into Annie's undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got A Job Via Nairaland$jobmag....pls I Need My Continous Prayers!!! by CrazyScientist: 2:39pm On Jan 10, 2015
Congrats ooo! cheesy
PhonesRe: 15 Technically Possible But Awful Ways To Charge Your Phone Without Electricity by CrazyScientist:
I smell FP angry

MODIFIED: with all these people viewing, is it on FP yet?
LiteratureRe: The Devils Advocate- The 666 (I Am Not Responsible For Whatever You See Or Read) by CrazyScientist: 2:13pm On Jan 10, 2015
Haba Dyoungstar cry! Please update na cry
CelebritiesRe: 21 Celebrity Plastic Surgery Nightmares: Before & After by CrazyScientist: 1:59pm On Jan 10, 2015
shocked shocked BLOOD OF BUHARI ,sorry, Chisos!!!!
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Jehovah's Withness.. by CrazyScientist: 1:25pm On Jan 10, 2015
grin loving this! grin

#ButterflyBoxers grin
LiteratureRe: . by CrazyScientist: 12:55pm On Jan 10, 2015
grin great flogging!
LiteratureRe: Éléyé: Riders Of The Niger Savannah by CrazyScientist(op):
___CHAPTER 1___

1160AD
It was a cold windy harmattan morning, somewhere at the belt of the Niger in the great Oyo empire, a loud breaking sound was heard, it pierced through the cold harmattan wind, a young man was breaking pieces of firewood in the woods, it was his only source of income, he got up as early as 5am to start his daily ritual of work,work and work! all day, even with that he realised little or nothing to get him enough food.

His name was Alen, his ritual of working all day had given him pretty good biceps, he had developed a pretty muscular frame and towered just 6feet.
He was 19 years of age, but could be mistaken for a boy of 16 due to his boyish looks. His face had become aged looking due to work,stress and sweat, but at his 'end of the day' shower,one could see he was an handsome man.


12:36PM
"please mama, 30 cowries is too small, this is good wood, I got it while the sun was not yet high and the dew was one with nature",
Alen pleaded, he had been trying to sell his wood all morning,and had only realised 25cowries, that wasn't going to get him enough ekó and garri to hold his stomach till evening time, he was determined to reach the 100cowries bar set by Alaga , Alaga was the ruthless market chief, he went around collecting daily taxes from people and was feared amongst all, he had made a fortune by diverting taxes, but Allen's case was different, his father had owed 50 bags of cowries to Alaga before he died( a whooping 5000 cowries).
He had borrowed the money to pay for his wife's maternity. But was robbed and killed on the way to the local midwife's house, his wife also died of labour pains and Alen was left to face the world alone.…….

"I'm buying it for only 30 cowries, how can I give you 50ciwries for this dry piece of wood, are you selling or not" the old woman asked feigning anger

"Okay ma, I'll sell it,just bring the money"

She counted 30cowries and threw it at his face, he gave her a fresh big bunch of firewood and thanked her, if he was to meet Alaga's deadline, he needed to make at least 200cowries a day yo pay Alaga, fill his stomach and save a little for his future.
'Vrooom!' Just then a big silver neck Pterosaur flew overhead ,it was clear that its rider was a silver ranked Eleye, 2nd in the rank of the Oyo Air force, Alen smiled ,he had one day dreamt of joining the Eleye, even if he was just ranked in the 'Soil' category.
'Gbam!' A fireball just hit the silver Eleye, his dragon(Éyé ) tried to regain control but it was too late, the man had turned to ashes and his Dragon was crashing down faster than a turpedo.
His dragon crashed and a Gold Eleye raced through the sky ,it was clear what had happened, the Gold Eleye had shot the silver rider. All the villagers scampered for safety, they had never seen such, shouts of 'Ewoo!' (Abomination) rendered through the air.
Alen swallowed hard and summoned courage, he walked towards the silver ptesaurus and knelt before it, petting it he whispered "it will be alright" ,the Dragon whined in pain and breathe it last, suddenly it turned to dust and evaporated into the air (what happens when an Éyé dies) ,"the pain was too much,I understand' Alen said barely above a whisper and burst into tears. He had felt a kind of chemistry with the animal, he didn't understand, but it touched him, he put himself together and was able to make 135cowries at the end of the day.

"Better to pay Alaga now than wait for later" he thought.

He walked down to Alaga's house and heard laughter right from the gate, Alaga must be merry making again with his friend, Oniro he thought, he decided to listen to what they were talking about, it was his only way of hearing news of what happened at the Baale's palace;

"Hahahaha! Yes! I know your son will make it, the one and only Alaga himself!" Oniro said

"Yes! When he joins the Academy ,he would be promoted to the rank of a Gold Lieutenant without any protocol! I will make sure I make sure Baale tells the kabiyesi that!" Alaga boasted

"I know you can do it! He who holds the key to the Baale's heart" Oniro flattered and drank palmwine directly from the gourd

Alen stepped in to interrupt them,
"Here comes the Alangba(lizard) who refuses to bring back teeth for the king of reptiles" Alaga joked and he and Oniro burst into a fit of laughter.

"Goodday sirs" Alen greeted

"Do you have my money?!" Alaga asked without replying his greeting

"Yes sir"

"Alright then,let me have it"

Alaga checked the pouch that Alen had given him and smiled. If you keep up this way boy, you'd soon be free of your useless father's debt
Alen was angered at his words but just turned to leave, "I will be great someday!" He swore to himself.

Alen didn't understand what Alaga had been talking about with Oniro, not that Alaga's business concerned him, but it had something to do with the Eleye and it disturbed him, he decided to shut his eyes and force them to sleep when he heard the Town Crier……

"Gbom!Gbom!Gbom! Message from the Kabiyesi of the Great Oyo Empire has reached the Baale that the Eleye are recruiting, all interested candidates are to go to the Empire's capital for the recruitment exercise, 100cowries will be required to join the exercise!"

Alen's eyes widened on hearing the news, every form of sleep left his eyes, so this is what Alaga had been talking about with Oniro, he brought out his safe immediately and counted what he had, he had only 75cowries, that wasn't going to stop him though, he packed all his valuables into a satchel, he was going to Oyo...
LiteratureRe: Éléyé: Riders Of The Niger Savannah by CrazyScientist(op): 12:27pm On Jan 10, 2015
Let me use this opportunity to invite my ogas at the top;

LarrySun
D9ty7
Fatalveli
Onemansquad
KingzPen
Tecno4life
Royver
WhiteMosquito
RepoGirl
BlueStarry
TemitopeDaniel
Divepen
SammyHoe
Rapmike
MaziOmenuko

If the story isn't making sense please tell me so that I can stop. *hides head in shame cause he's shy*
LiteratureÉléyé: Riders Of The Niger Savannah by CrazyScientist(op): 12:23pm On Jan 10, 2015
This is my first story on NL and it's pretty much sort of a Sci-fi . I hope you all like it.
*hides head in shame cause he's shy*

DISCLAIMER: This work is a property of CrazyScientist and shall not be copied ,printed or stored in any retrieval system without the permission of the author. angry grin

Any names, people ,places or events in this story which bear resemblance to real life is highly a MIRACLE

Signed; CrazyScientist grin
LiteratureRe: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by CrazyScientist: 12:09pm On Jan 10, 2015
Ewwwoooo!!! shocked

*runs in breathing , coughs, started from page 1 now am here, realises he's causing a scene, hides under chair*

Oga D9ty7 ! I hail!
LiteratureRe: My Encounter With The Lesbians by CrazyScientist: 12:03pm On Jan 10, 2015
Ewooo! Updates oo! shocked

Run for your life!!!
LiteratureRe: <<THE UNDERCOVER AGENT¤¤Part 1 & 2>> by CrazyScientist: 11:57am On Jan 10, 2015
D9ty7:
You dey vex ni? I'll try and repost the lost chapters, okay?
Ah!! Where were all these guys? This story has been long finished since February last year undecided

grin D9ty7 tell them now grin
LiteratureRe: Tade - The Rise Of An Activist. by CrazyScientist: 4:43pm On Jan 09, 2015
Lmmmaaaooooo!!! grin

Salisu badt gan! grin

cc:
Larrysun
MaziOmenuko
Fatalveli
Bluestarry
Onemansquad
LiteratureRe: Tade - The Rise Of An Activist. by CrazyScientist: 12:23am On Jan 09, 2015
Nice update ,please make them longer.
RomanceRe: 10 Cute Ways To Propose Your Girlfriend by CrazyScientist: 12:14am On Jan 09, 2015
In Nigeria huh

But that radio stuff though wink
RomanceRe: Lovers Day Saga by CrazyScientist: 12:11am On Jan 09, 2015
WE MUST VOTE! grin

We are the government! grin
BusinessRe: Konga Will Go Down If Not Careful by CrazyScientist: 12:02am On Jan 09, 2015
Don't mind them ,the way they would lose customers would be faster than an actors bullet angry
RomanceRe: How Will You Celebrate Valentine On Election Day??? by CrazyScientist: 12:00am On Jan 09, 2015
grin I with not vote for Buhari ,me and girl will go to a joint grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerians See Your Lying President; Watch GEJ On MEND 2010 And 2015 by CrazyScientist: 11:58pm On Jan 08, 2015
Woooooo! Cheap lies, watch the video and show where he said 'okah is innocent' ,besides the matter was still under investigation then.
He didn't know the MEND boys only smell 'ego' money!

GEJ till 2019!
LiteratureRe: The Devil Wears Prada by CrazyScientist: 11:52pm On Jan 08, 2015
Watched the movie, hilarious!

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