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nickz:
lol...it might come from her,that's why I said 'THINK' was the only basic

2007

Guess i shuld b welcoming u too..

I also used this one..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/892973_a20onward_jpge7fd14a9d6b82dac8466784763b79798


Sometimes we r made to number d pages so we dont keep taking dem off from the centre page...lolz...then u'd see an 80-leaves book looking like its just 30-leaves..

nickz:
Basics
Only 1...think before you post
This is the wild,dog eat dog shiit
The chick above me might be your E-nemy before 5pm.

hehehehe...bro.. im oldschool in NL o... No need for e-nemity. Bloody waste of time and totally degrading.

...my sense of humor must b on vacation..

joebeckz:
una de give me joy. I used all, even writing book with colored lines. And drawing book. Wonder y kids of now don't do tins uniformly. Sha, is der unity and peace in 9ja now sef? Am not suprised

drazenn:
Pls where do u guys get all this old stuffs? This was very popular too. Used it. Nice one

Dunno but i credit my luvly handwriting to this book...to all the times i wrote OBI IS A BOY...

Dint use dat book sha... this is wat i used.

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss4geUaig1qhmi8d.jpg

Hello beautiful!

Snub

Welrez:
Tell your brother to pay the debt and move on.

Exactly. His pride is at stake here... No point getting embarrassed because of 250,000. If she can sue him for dat, lawd knows what else she has planned up her sleeves... Pay up & sever the relationship totally. Get a restraining order against her if need be.

opeyemisteph:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-AQdhWHNgjqs/VL_iSH0RQoI/AAAAAAAACqc/RW7mkleozyc/s1600/toolz80.png[/img]

[img]http://4.bp..com/-zbEUMZDhFns/VL_jFKFGZoI/AAAAAAAACqk/Z-3ZynEybK8/s1600/80something.png[/img]

The popular talk show host and presenter shared this on her Instagram. Well, at 80, she still looks smashing.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/i-will-look-like-this-when-am-80-years.html

This is what u think of when ur totally out of things to worry about... lolz

RoyalRoy:
The experience will be worth the try!!!!


Twerk... Twerk... Twerk...Twerk.. .

Lolz...just imagined a DRAG version of u twerking...


Well if i was a guy for an hour, I'd self-service to a playboy mag, do the real thing... pee in a bottle & take selfies of myself in nuttn but briefs/towel like Iyanya & flavour...

jaybee3:
Me wey i don decode the guy...

The guy na badt boy ooooo but he too dey use his innocent look dabaru our gyals

... no time!

jaybee3:
ARE YOU A VIRGIN or you trying to sly your way with words and calculated innocense into me lady's errmmm errrmmmm??

erm erm gini? LMAO...

bayocanny:
Well u get it wrong, what I'm saying is that u can't compare women to men when it comes to personal hygiene, there is high tendency for women to get stink when their undies are not properly take care
Take for instant, can you wear a pant for two days?
But we men can wear a boxer for atleast 3days without stinking, according to doctor Right Bradley of the department of health school of hygiene in the united kingdom “ women should be wearing atleast 2pant in day“
If I may ask you, how many pant are u wearing per day? Probably just one, isn't it?

Same boxers for 3 days without stinking? ... Pls...if this has been ur comfort, its a fallacy. Ur boxers will smell at the end of the day..mostly cos u dont wipe ur pee. Pls dont ever wear ur boxers more than a day.

IRO ur question, watever i say wouldn't matter much to u nwayz cos ur basically all out to diss. So watever rocks ur boat.

bayocanny:
Continue deceiving yourself, men can wear a boxer for a week nothing go happen , but as a female can u wear a G- string for two days? not to talk of 5hrs, lol especially during dry season, whalai u go dey smell like a rotten fish

@bolded......even after peeing and not wiping/washing off....same boxers for 1 week? for real? uuurrgghhh!


@OP....u dont educate ppl with insults....hardly ever works. Ur advice will never be appreciated. Refine ur words..it wuld do better justice to the time spent trying to educate any1.

Jbond:
Not really in the best position cos the one I consume is still potent nd hs not expired yet, so wana knw wts gona happen when it expires, heheheheheheh..

So watz ur poison brand?

77,000 times a week?? and boyz r here complaining dat babes dont call dem xcept they r sent recharge cards!





abi sugar dey de bros kini?


Nuff respect for d babe! Need her skills for some mischief!

Jbond:
Yeh I consume poison as dessert, dunno bout u, that's why I wana knw if its gona be more or less poisonous when it expires.

Since u consume it, ur in d best position to enlighten us then..

Stanleyafam:
Perhaps a great idea if u let me know

U dont need to respond to all questions. Know when someone is being sacarstic...


nwayz, have urself a nice day!

Her name alone looks like the alliance she so vehemently criticizes...mtsccheewww attention seeking troll!

Stanleyafam:
Ain't easy spotting kids these days, till a conversation.

Once u have that conversation and u get "k-ed", stay away from them.


BTW...d'u know my mentality? Im wondering how u came up with ur general conclusion..

I was thinking the slaps came consecutively within 3 seconds....haba...she chop one, followed him to another side, chopped another one, said sth else and chopped the 3rd and all along, there were others in the car and around? LIKE SERIOUSLY

Stay away from kids.

Emodeee:
c what u r wearing, c d house u r living, d difference is clear. dn't u fink u should sell those attire dat u r putting on? so u ll use d money realised to get a better apartment.

na so house cheap?

Jbond:
Normally any consumable substance that exceeds its expiry date is believed to be harmful to health making it poisonous, so when poison expires, will it be more poisonous or less poisonous, please fellow nairalanders I really want to know because I hv being trying to come up with an answer but none yet.

Like u said..."any consumable substance"..... is poison termed as a "consumable"?

Bottom line is the effect it has on ur body since its same for other consumables.

Food makes u healthy when valid.....makes u sick when expired.

Poison kills u when valid...kills u when expired...

y bother checking the potency?

favoured234:
Did you take your time to go through the article? I doubt... Even if you were too busy to do I think this quote from the article can clear your doubts
"Of course, divorce isn’t always a bad thing. It’s the best course of action in some cases, such as abuse, unmanaged personality disorders and infidelity, to name a few. There are rare cases where one spouse is entirely at fault and where kids are better off having a destructive or dangerous parent out of their home or even out of their life".

And again I wrote on the last line "In difficult situation, fix, but in abuse RUN"

Got tired of reading thru 1-8 & not seeing anything to help someone whoz in an abusive relationship....next time, fix it somewhere in ur first paragraph. Ur piece will make any1 thinking of running remain in the marriage cos its no better d 2nd time (see no.3).

BTT:
You saw through me!

Yes, I have a great foreign mum but hey, she's not Senegalese.

yeah? wherez she from?

Abbey2sam:
tenks for the explanation, thought it's just a name

No P...we all learn everyday.

1. I luv playing volleyball
2. I am bisexual
3. I kill snakes & cut dem up at the belly to see the content

elohorayodele:
1. I used to hate fish n dodo so bad I could puke if I bit a little piece

2. I am scared of travelling by road

3. I sat beside kcee on a flight to
London and didn't recognise him

No 1....mayb?

Abbey2sam:
ludicrous or ludacris

ludicrous & Ludacris... both define "crazy" for me..



[ syll. lu-da-cris, lud-acr-is ] The baby boy name Ludacris is pronounced as LUWDAEKRIHS †. Ludacris is derived from English-American origins. The name Ludacris means ludicrous.

Ludacris is not often used as a baby boy name. It is not listed within the top 1000.



† approx English pronunciation for Ludacris: L as in "lay (L.EY)" ; UW as in "two (T.UW)" ; D as in "day (D.EY)" ; AE as in "at (AE.T)" ; K as in "key (K.IY)" ; R as in "race (R.EY.S)" ; IH as in "it (IH.T)" ; S as in "see (S.IY)"

source: http://www.babynamespedia.com/meaning/Ludacris

frankezi:
1. I was served alomo on aero contractors direct flght to moscow
2 . I bought a tear leather accidented bently continetal gt on ebay and sold it for brand new to coscharis motors for a very high undisclosed amount that is cheap
3. I was so suprised to find buhari's goodwill message accidentally sent to my dropbox account to FFk. Wishing him happy thanksgiving this morning.

Oya choose the truth and the lie mind you I hate telling lies so for one of these to be a lie I fasted and prayed b4 I came up with even one

No 2...lolz (even tho alomo to moscow seems ludacris)