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SAMBARRY:
God forgive me i am guilty of your first paragraph



I threw pure water on a woman's face who was driving and almost smashed my car. I was so angry that I threw the remaining pure water i was drinking at her face and then she wanted to double cross me for a fight, sharp sharp I just saw a corner by the road and sped off. She was so mad



the only thing I heard was oloshi, oloriburuku though I just do that to get back at any road user who misbehave near my side

Lolz...its funny when ur not the victim...but its very very annoying...

**Someone threw an orange dat had been eaten thru his window while driving past..str8 at me. I wasn't the one driving...so I told the driver to catch up with the car and i threw it right back at d buffoon. Rubbish!!

**I hate when someone drives sooo slowly infront of me when the Traffic light's countdown to "STOP" is almost up...then the e.diot rushes to beat the light and im left to wait for another "GREEN".

**I hate when someone is trying to "BULLY" me on the road... I must show dem say me sef get crase!!

** If u know ur going to turn LEFT, pls stick to the LEFT side of the road....dont do some "007" swerve from the RIGHT lane to the LEFT turn..

**I hate when TAXIs stop right infront of me on a narrow road to pick up passengers!!

no way..

1st word in my tots...SAMURAI..

Legacy44:
sorry but ur workings is not clear...it doesn't explain ur answer

But his answers are right...

tunde82seidat:
mcheeew i tot op wud talk abt genotype

Exactly... datz d only thing i had in mind when i opened the thread. I thought there was a story to learn from..

Lolz....d boots nor fit zip well abi na style b dat?

BoboYekini:
Same difference

Haba...derz plenty difference oo.. 33 n'est pas 40 o... may mean less to guys but it means a WHOLE lot to babes!

kilokeys:
lol.. thinking...

he took these pictures on d same day, had to change outfits and pose in an underground car park.

he is over forty.
what fame and money makes pple do at any age makes me chuckle. brings out the vanity

He was just 33 last year..

They must be really proud parents...

Jos is in Africa....Africans are taught respect right from an early age. SO... here are my tots on whoz to blame..

The Young Ladies - They ought to have given the elderly lady some form of courtesy & respect. They are wrong to have raised their voice on that issue...even if their pride is expired.

The Old Lady - Due to "Westernization", she ought to know there is an 80:20 chances of Insult:Respect if she interrupts to admonish so she shulda just bought her shoes n left...

YOU - Knowing there was a high chance the old lady wuld be pissed ..shulda just taken her aside and helped her with watever she needed "expressly" so she can just leave.

The Gbegboruns who came to settle fight - For giving u a near cardiac arrest at the thought of being raided..

I actually prefer Yemi Alade to Tiwa Savage funny enuff..

softysparky:
Appear and disappear at will.

Yeah me too...tho i kinda linked mine with Rent-a-ghost..

https://ilarge.listal.com/image/6594114/968full-rentaghost-screenshot.jpg

Used to think therez dis central spot where a monument is erected with names of pple and their life partners and it also has the locations of both parties...so all u need to do is just walk up there, trace ur name...and see who ur life partner is..his/her contact details and just basically take a trip to the doorpost of the person.

Saves me d heartache..

Shez going fishing.....just not sure if its for fish or men...

People are seriously hurting here..... hahaha

Yet to bother...



Will bother soon...

goofyone:
British royalty?? Specifically William's wife?? Lol. Now that's some dream

I wish! lolz...

MizMyColi:


You're really the best there is

Lolz...affirmative. I do have a lot of weird tots occasionally... I luv daydreaming..

BoboYekini:
I like u

Like u too..

goofyone:
It can't be that rosy now, can it?

Way better than rosy in my head...trust me..

Sometimes...I have these tots...

- Me being a British royalty...specifically Prince William's wifey...then coming back to naija to basically rub it in the faces of some chicks like dat..

- Me being a super athlete... like Flash Gordon... all i have to do is take a stroll on a 100m race and i break a world record time after time after time..

MizMyColi:




I see you dig X-men a lot.

Yeah...I luv marvel, DC, superhero stuff....

demelza:
Look on the bright side Op. That dude was not worth your friendship.
A dude who can easily believe the words of a girl he met in 2months over that of his "bestfriend" is someone you dont want to have in your life.
That girl will get her just desserts. Stay away from them jare.

It could mean that his friend has betrayed another friend like that so he believes its very possible...

Nwayz @OP...if uv explained to ur paddy and he still chooses to stay away, let him be...im sure he will come back to his senses when the gurl does some other evil to him..

True friendship always stands the test of time..

Way back in school, I used to imagine myself as a celebrity heiress.. the money, attention, basically everything dat goes with it...

From time to time, I think of myself as a mutant with super-human powers... Mixture of Jean Grey, Storm, Rogue, Wolverine & Magneto.. Badass chick dealing with all these crazy drivers i see daily, the stewpid police who tax me, customers who insult me @work, Boss whoz a pain in d azs...etc

Suicidal? cos he slept with someone? He shuld be suicidal cos u caught him...


Nwayz, since its not the OP's story....i'll just observe..

I hope his wife and kids have heard...they need to flee...

As for him, He does deserve same kinda bath...only this time, all d way down to his diickkk!!

For a village, the place sure looks empty..

Joyeux Anniversaire!!

[quote author=adebisiolumide5 post=30170229][/quote]wondering if Linda's blog lifters havn't already posted the lies here as well...

Just wondering y Annie is pissed.... ...what was she rily expecting when she married him? ... dat he'd whisk her away to a world where they'd exist without his other baby mamas n her step-kids? Ha!

...............and he is proud of this accomplishment.... smh.