₦airaland Forum

Redoil:
truth be told 99.5% of gurls are nothing bu thieves going about looking for whom to rub. But to say all nigerian gurls is an overstaement.

hahahahaha....ur no different u know...0.5% is hardly a number to b reckoned with. Ur also overstating mate.

Blackett:
You all insulting the OP should kindly take a hot cup of "shut the hell up". He is right to make his deductions. Did you not read where he said "from his attempts?" How many of you have been dealt with, with fake Nigerian girls? None of you? I thought as much.

So, zip the fvck up!

ok... so... is ur problem with the fake naija gurls or the real ones?


@OP....xcpt ur mum, female sibs, female cousins r non nigerian, u def insulted dem first b4 any1 else did. Ur a man and u allow girls scam u?? seriously?? wherez ur wisdom na? Nairaland has more Nigerian gurls as members so I dont quite see how it helps ur search.

Spins with a snap of my thumb n middle finger.... Funny how i never remembered it till now..

dahreyM:
it's a lie joorh. So says ur heart, uttered by me.

Pointless dilly-dallying with someone who isn't at par wit my tots..


Cheers mate!

dahreyM:
hmmmm..... U r using style to let him knw that u r available. Galz ehn, they will nvr go straight to d point.

so says ur level of understanding..

I'm actually hoping her weight loss isn't as a result of her cancer...

Tallesty1:
I no dey see this kain babes date

Lolz...where have u been searching? Cheerleaders squad?



@OP ... I'll go with elantraceey too. Forget about the luv for a while, don't give him anything and see if he still treats u good. There r loads of better guys out there so don't enclose urself in his brokeaxx world.

Frankaka8:
Point at u. A cute shy guy like me. Searhing for His missing rib.

Prolly being used as an apparatus in a biology lab...

Seen a couple of NL weddings so ....goodluck!

KingTom:
Yes I wish and I wish and I wish that I didn't have a heart

clown!.. now uv put dat song in my head!

Tymax:
Creamish what's with you today? This is unlike you.

Lolz... Watz like me? I nor fit joke wit u again? chillax jor..

Tymax:
Lol. I'm just not in the habit of wasting money on ladies who don't help me make more.

Tot Valz day is for u and ur luvd one(s)? what makes dem luvd if they dont help u in any positive way? U know u dont necessarily have to "break ur leg" to please any1... U can still have "cheap" fun.


#Tips4mybrokefwendTymax

elobyobi:
Their "Carol of the Bells" video goes viral every Christmas. Very lovely video. And Kevin really "owned" the song, gesticulation, attitude...perfect.

I shuld look that up!

Tymax:
Hey! You know what I mean. Don't go dramatic on me.

Just checking. If ur broke, just come out clean....no need hiding behind folktales..

Tymax:
Ladies? Die for love? Never heard or read of any such instance.

Only to collect and chop and spend money and wear makeup.

Ever heard of Dr Stella Ameyo Adadevoh? Joan of Arc?

Rily luved their "Drummer Boy" rendition. Awesome n Congrats!

krall:
no mind him. The way all of una just they carry irrelevant bullshiit for head is saddening

...now uv got me wonderin wat relevant bullshiit is like..

sunkoye:
yes na. Thanks to INEC.

How did u diversify it? Im curious..

sunkoye:
as a accountant. ... av diversified val budget to sumtin more important. And am so sure of no contingency plans in place.

U diversified val budget?

1bkaye:
I just sha stumbled across your comment, naturally peeped your profile out of curiosity and then cackled heartily at both the nerve and irony, bless

Bless u luv..

I always use a new needle...str8 from the pack and i dont have to pay an extra dime nor stress myself for it. They know its a norm for me already so when i tell dem to use a new needle, they dont argue.

2 Nairaland females = All Nairaland females..


I give up..

diablos:
Sorry...guess u went to a higher secondary school of learning, cuz in a normal university which has a stable student union n adults as students...no sane hating lecturer would even contemplate dishing out such punishment wen he knws d direct consequencies.

Pray tell...How many higher secondary school of learning existed in the 90s?

tidymaster:
UjSizzle....so?

You a blogger? ....your posts read like they were written by one.

Yes...i stalk for a living

Lolz@bolded.

Goodluck wit ur search tho.

cloudyskyglind:
You forgot to say #sarcasm# at the end

Exactly... there r some lies even the devil cant tell cos its degrading..

diablos:
Trash...so at 20+ years of age u will kneel down for a lecturer in a tertiary institution? Are u an adult or an ass? Dude grow up

In my Uni days, I saw a lecturer tell a couple of jambites who got the answer to his questions wrong ..to frog jump infront of the auditorium where he lectured a joint course and the students were to shout "I am an otondo" with their hands pulling their ears.... been a long time tho...but yeah it happens.

If a lecturer hates u, his team gangs up against u and ur basically done. Better u change schools if u decide to let pride prevail.

chrisfocus:
No sir it wasn't. The students were punished for making noise while the I.T. report defence of thier final year seniors was ongoing. I was there personally and took the pictures too.

Wat if the dude on his knees is a Nairalander?..one of those with "swag".... U sabi burn cable oo!!

ShakurM:
I would like 2 give a candid advice but Ur username won't let me take you seriously

I almost didn't say anything cos of that username but i decided to ignore it...

hmm.. Which of ur options helps ur conscience?

U dont have to paint it bad, u culd add "...but she may have changed...uv been with her so u'd know better.." if u have to go down truthlane or else, deal with ur conscience & brocode issues if he discovers u lied/ dint come out clean with it.