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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 5:52pm On Jun 30, 2018
HumbleBoy21:
Ahbeggi

Things go on

Messi played poo. The only thing he did was the assist to Aguero.

You are in the knockout stage, yet you feeling emotional like a pregnant woman.
All these are irrelevant. I'm just here to coordinate safe deliveries of various L's accrued by individuals over the course of time.


L Nigga
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 5:46pm On Jun 30, 2018
HumbleBoy21:
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Guy, don't think I forgot to make sure your L is safely delivered to you. You gon get this L even if you don't want it, these Ls are like NEPA bills cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 10:17pm On Jun 26, 2018
VintageByke:
Soar high kor,Elevate below niii.

C'mon wear your track suits and head to Murtala Muhammed International.

Kit Merchants. undecided
Can't wait till Saturday for this moniker to meet its maker cheesy cheesy

Griezzman is beasting that fixture and there is absolutely nothing an Argentine take-ons merchant can do about it!

Allez les blues!x
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 4:57pm On Jun 20, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
[sup][/sup]

since the untimely demise of BykeByke, tesppidd is the new Alaga on the thread. So by default he must collect the L on behalf of his fellow barkabots.
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin

Nihilistjnr, this practice of delegating L's on behalf of others must be established by a special edict. Classic!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 4:25pm On Jun 20, 2018
SIRcumalot:
This Bernardo Silva must be a scam.
Or Pep don do am strong thing.
The guy is a systems player jare.

He is clearly not built for the blistering counter-attacking football Portugal play.

The fact that he is a relentless ball-hogger like Hidden, Sanchez and Isco does not exactly help matters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 5:08pm On Jun 17, 2018
When Hirving Lozano was at Pachucá, we where on his trail. Feck happened?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Creatrixity(m): 4:54pm On Jun 17, 2018
I no go lie, I no dey feel Boateng but that goal, na Hummels cause am. Bros know say him no get pace, dey expose back for Mexican super sprinters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 4:02pm On Jun 16, 2018
Where are all the lovers of Leo? Are they still alive? Where are they?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 3:28pm On Jun 16, 2018
Messi stay steady missing penalties.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 3:28pm On Jun 15, 2018
raumdeuter:
4 years ago waa the last time a world cup final was played. there hasn't been a world cup final since then and no other defender has given such performance in a world cup final in a very long time. The last Euro Also he was one of the best defenders in the tournament. . So your earlier assertion that he benefited from any community possession is hogwash which has just been disproved.

Whether man utd buys him or not is not my business creating false narratives is.

Jerome boateng is one of the best 5 central defenders in the past 5 years in Europe with his performance in those tournaments as evidence.
Has Boateng been among the top five center backs in the world? Yes.

Can he currently lace the boots of any of Europe's top CBs? No.

Boateng is no Ramos, Godin or Chiellini.

It's really easy to look world class when you've got the backing of very neat systems available to you.

Boateng should have "beasted" the DFB Pokal final too instead of getting the work from Frankfurt like a train attendant.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 6:09am On Jun 15, 2018
raumdeuter:
Educate your self because it seems you are too young to watch the last world cup final
He beasted finals four years ago...that was quite a while ago in football terms. Within that period of time, Toni Kroos demanded higher wages left your club and has won three champions league titles back to back.

You also cream yourself with him stopping Messi. That's something even mediocre defenders like Cardiff's Gary Medel did TWICE without breaking a sweat. Jerome Boateng is just a decent defender and not spectacular in anyway. I'll admit that the bros can pass and throw SMS style long balls but I'm still sure a trip back to the premier league will be an ill fated affair for any club as foolhardy as to attempt such.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 8:39pm On Jun 14, 2018
raumdeuter:
Last time Boateng played a world cup he won and dominated the final keeping a clean sheet
A beneficiary of community ball retention, Jerome is. Any decent qualities he possessed are long gone with the wind like an Elton John song. The crock at the Allianz arena can barely tie his laces these days without getting a knock, so...thanks...but no, thanks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 11:24am On Jun 05, 2018
You don't need a prophet to know Griezzmann is staying at Atletíco. That club knows how to keep their players loyal. I mean, even players that leave always have a hankering to come back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 12:45pm On May 18, 2018
It seems I've either visited the Barcelona thread or the camp of Ororo moaners. I don't know where I am at the moment. Nobody is talking about the Griezzmann deal and it's implications for squad balance...It's to moan about Ororo una sabi....continue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 4:32pm On Apr 30, 2018
Ibime:
Enjoy the rhymes jare. . . grin

I don do remix:
Lots of cats be fronting... / Mad Benjies and the Beemer been parked / Diggz tryna have the city on lock
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 6:05pm On Apr 25, 2018
Unlimited22:
Nice analysis. Not bad at all. Subtle shade thrown at me grin
Lol! Bros, na play I dey o. I no be umbrella.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m):
Unlimited22:
How Gareth worked this one out still beats me.
Lingard is an average player who hit a purple patch that has slowly reverted to its normal Brown.
That's strange. I really don't get the Lingard slander. Anyone with half a brain watching the three lions will notice very distinct clear patterns in attacking midfield play to justify the switch from Alli to Lingard as first choice AM.

First of all, England has three strike choices upfront: Kane, Vardy and Rashford. Alli only seems to have a connection with Kane and attempts to exploit that connection to the max. Basically, in other words, a blocked Kane - Alli channel results in stunted attacking play for the whole team. Anyone that watched the earlier matches in the World Cup qualifying campaign should be able to ratify this observation with veracity.

Lingard however seems to have a broader picture of link up play. He also seems to function in a Rashford - Vardy setup better than anyone in that position and he is also comfortable with one touch attacking football further boosting fluidity and also helping the team leverage the strengths of other cogs in the machinery like Sterling, for example.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 8:22pm On Apr 21, 2018
raumdeuter:
I agree Man Utd should sell showboating and unserious players like Pogba and Martial
It's Dayo the crafty, lads.

Disregard any offerings from his poisoned 'chalice of wisdom'.

Personally, if Martial had to go, I'd have him playing anywhere but Bayern. Those cnuts from Allemania, should better enjoy their ROBBERY till 2019 like Buhari do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 12:18am On Apr 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
This is the first time anyone has described Suarez as a 'toothless' striker...


grin grin
Fuchën bastard grin grin grin grin grin

Kill me already! This is pure art
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 4:53pm On Apr 01, 2018
Christian Eriksen is a fuchën bastard. Clean and proper. That's a beauty of a strike.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 7:41am On Mar 25, 2018
Fück. I thank God for the gift of insomnia but back to football matters abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 7:16pm On Mar 19, 2018
PlainJAY:
Dortmund don't have a Bayern-type of striker anymore na... And since it's a monopolistic competition (literally) in Germany...you guys will go for the next top shot
I don't think Bayern will sign Timo Werner. Timo is a really capable attacker but his style of play is too similar to Thomas Muller so probably not the best fit.

Also, Bayern tend to bully less financially enabled teams and Redbull-backed Leipzig is more than capable of matching Bayern for monetary incentives.

Bayern's best bet is probably to keep Lewa by offering him a higher wage as world class strikers are scarce (and really expensive now!)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 8:49am On Mar 11, 2018
Leyqute:
Jose Mourinho, ladies and gentlemen
LOL! cheesy cheesy cheesy I can roughly parse that as "2nd half: Defend from the half". THIS MAN WILL NEVER CHANGE. LOL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 8:13am On Mar 06, 2018
BushWickBill:
Make I nor lie,

I had to check up the meaning of some of those words.

Are you sure this doctor is meant to save lives?
cheesy cheesy cheesy


Every competent doctor must be able to put a suffering patient out of misery through euthanasia—the medical books did not say you had to bludgeon the patient with the most blunt ax you could find in the shed.

Afrodoc2 is not your friend. cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 7:28am On Mar 06, 2018
afrodoc2:
Siddon there. It is no coincidence that he moved from Lagos to London and his childhood club was Leicester.

If you used to read his diary you would notice that he painted a picture of a Lascivious character. If you find that word difficult to pronounce you can substitute with Lewd, Lecherous, Libidinous, Lustful, Licentious, Lubricious.

P.S And if you find me oquacious today it is because NiLLiList took the L. The poor guy is currently in L fire.
Pure evil!! Afrodoc2 is like Count Vlad Tepes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 3:28pm On Feb 24, 2018
I think the Alexis Sanchez deal was good but poorly timed. Signing Sanchez had immediate effects:


1. It altered our team dynamic. Our November/December run of form was arguably our most consistent attacking display this season. Martial, Pogba, Lukaku and Jesse were forging an understanding that would have had us see the best attacking football we've had post Fergie within a few years. We get Sanchez...then the sand castle had to be rebuilt. Slowly. Painfully.

2. It upset our salary scale. Making a guy who's yet to kick a ball for your team your highest paid player is not very sound management advice. Especially when he's not necessarily many ranks above your current highest paid player in terms of profile.


Maybe with less resentment and ill will being generated, our man would have had a smoother start to life at Carrington.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 12:08am On Feb 16, 2018
VivaLaByke:
Dembele>Neymar.....and there is nothing you can do about it. cheesy
Dembele is not even better than those medics he keep running home to grin grin

L
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 1:31pm On Feb 01, 2018
raumdeuter:
Can anything be worse than the English Pep League despite all the money spent they are 15, 18, 20 points behind Guardiola

At least German clubs can blame lack of huge money to spend but how can you be spending 200m on transfers pay players 300k per week and still be 15 points behind a team you started the league with the same day
The main reason Bayern's dominance is unchallenged has less to do with spending power and more to do with ability. If it's by spending power alone, Leicester should have nothing to their name now. Neither should Chelsea be claiming the title ahead of big spenders like City and United. Bayern is known to routinely cannibalize the best talent available in Deutschland. If the Bundesliga enjoyed the same levels of investment the EPL enjoys then the cost of transfer fees and wages will shoot up accordingly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 12:19pm On Feb 01, 2018
raumdeuter:
That's because Guardiola never arrive, now he don settle down welcome to the new reality of 15 points gap by January
No matter how useless the EPL is, it can never be as useless as the Burn-this-league-down where we already know the winner of the league before a single foot has been set in the first game. That league is hopeless. It's a miracle that other teams still bother setting up a facade of trying to wrestle for dominance with those Bavarian cannibals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 12:37am On Jan 24, 2018
raumdeuter:
Pep obviously over estimated Bristol that was why he used his first team. He over estimated them because he felt a team that beat man utd like a rag doll musty be good not knowing that man utd sef and their coach na soap
Over-estimated them till the point they nearly drew them sef? Oga Amala, what kind of grass have they been selling for you in Texas? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 2:50pm On Jan 10, 2018
raumdeuter:
I have never seen Peps side concede 4 goals to a severe underdog like Dortmund.
Pep collected 5 blows from the fists of Leonardo Jardim's Monaco. Tell another lie.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 2:03pm On Jan 08, 2018
afrodoc2:
U sef see the gang up? It is just a freakish coincidence that those words can be misinterpreted. I am just interested cos the guy came here to tell us what happened at the start but he didn't update us when the story reached it's climax.

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