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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 10:42pm On Oct 15, 2017

Andreas Perreira capping off a 6 goal Valencia win with top notch performance and an injury time goal.

Please, please we need to convince our boy to come back. He's understood the subtleties of standard midfield play and would make a most amiable complement to our creative engine.

Valencia now second only to Barcelona in the La Liga

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 1:19pm On Oct 15, 2017

Victornezzar:
Is dis a joke or u just wanted 2 say something

Pesin no fit troll on top Chelsea matter again?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 1:05pm On Oct 15, 2017

Willian must be used for the CL tie against Roma.
Batshuayi is the best talent under 24 in the PL.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 1:51pm On Oct 13, 2017

Neymar1095:
See all this one's. Name one winger at man u better than Bale.

Even if Gareth was better than Messi, Ronaldo and Neymar, his brittle bones will not allow him achieve anything worthwhile.

We have enough problems already. We don't need another resident at the medical complex in Carrington.

So, thanks...but, no thanks!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 7:29am On Oct 13, 2017

Rakitic is a f.ucking bum FFS. That deal is simply not happening. The days of EPL teams getting stripped and magad for their top talents is gone yo. To get Antoine Martial, you'd need to give United: "Farmertic", Denis Suarez and 50m just for negotiation rights FFS.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 6:46am On Sep 07, 2017

BlueAngel444:
Are u seriously comparing belgium NT and English Nteam.

Martial that is better than rashford as a striker sits much of his recent time on the bench, why?

As I said, it's fuckiing Gibraltar, bro.

Regardless of
pecking order, it betrays an appalling lack of quality to still have to watch a team of part-time taxi cab drivers and subsistence farmers playing from 2 yards away.

OR, maybe his permanent seat belt on the bench is because when Rashford comes in, he helps his team get a goal and when apoda Batman comes in, he's confused about the jersey he ought to be donning and instead helps the opposition's column on the scoreboard

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 9:48pm On Sep 04, 2017

BlueAngel444:
Now strikers
Lukaku is better than Morata
But
Batshuayi is better than Rashford

And maybe

Costa is better than Ibrahimovic (2017 era)

Hahahaha.. this is some seriously funny shiiit!
Marcus Rashford vs Slovakia: 1 goal, 1 assist.
Michy Batshuayi can't get any minutes against fuckiing Gibraltar!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 9:18pm On Sep 04, 2017

Rashford absolutely killing it with the English NT today going from villain to hero. September is gonna be interesting for the United faithful. We've got a resurgent Marcus Rashford, a hungry Antony Martial and the ever blazing Romelu Lukaku.

Can't wait to watch the saga unfold.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 7:14am On Aug 18, 2017

Nihilist:
What does World Class mean?

And how is Pogba world class? Because he won the league with the one team in a one team league? Or because he won a Europa league trophy that Manyoo manager is on record stating is not a high calibre competition?

Even his haircuts gaan are not even world class sef. So what's world class about Pogba?

He possesses a world-class dab. That ought to count for something abi?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 11:21pm On Aug 13, 2017

jstbeinhonest:
How you dey manage win, when me just dey burn my money.

Wasted #3000 between yesterday amd today, I havent won since LAST YEAR!

If you losing my g, then something ain't right man.

Check out Elitestakes.com, Leaguelane.com for better staking ideas... You'll thank me for this.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 11:06pm On Aug 13, 2017

Nothing new... Barcelona taking an L to the best team on earth.

Loved the crescendo of this Clasico. Epic drama, undersea deep water dives and inspiring villainy on display for all to see.

Watch out for part two!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 3:40pm On Aug 12, 2017

It's party, party, party like a Nigga just got out of jail!

This party will be televised!

Up Chelsea!!!

Modified

OH SHIIT... It's 3 - 0 ... and it aint even half-time yet

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by Creatrixity(m): 2:49pm On Aug 11, 2017

lalaboi:
Free codes ? Meet Mukina

Paid league codes. 10k entry fee.

Once I get a hang of this whole FPL business, I'd be quite happy to try out the paid league. Keeping my tabs on next season.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by Creatrixity(m): 1:34pm On Aug 11, 2017

I just opened an FPL account and assembled my team today. Please send me the code. CC mukina2, lalaboi

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 10:59pm On Jul 23, 2017

Antony Martial on some Messi level shiit right there. lovely piece of ball spinning and turning from the man. hope we see that come August 12.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Creatrixity(m): 10:18pm On Jul 22, 2017

Wow... Top tier military grade punchlines on display here. Shiit... this should be interesting...

Only here for the blood. Daz all!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Creatrixity(m): 7:12pm On Jul 20, 2017

raumdeuter:
Looks like airfart idol is getting chased from Leverkusen to West Ham

http://www.espnfc.com/story/3161370/javier-chicharito-hernandez-agrees-to-join-west-ham

Yay!

It's great to hear that Javier is finally leaving that useless Bundesliga club for a more sensible outfit.

He probably got tired of having his hard work foiled by mediocre defending at Leverkusen

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Webmasters › Re: Is Dreamwaver 8 Compulsory For Web Design Beginners? by Creatrixity(m): 8:27am On Jun 17, 2017

Absolutely unnecessary. DreamWeaver is a relic of the table layout age and the world is a better place without it.

Use open source IDE's like Brackets, Visual Studio Code, Atom to attain fine grained organic control over your markup.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Creatrixity(m): 4:09pm On May 13, 2017

Mehn, this Leipzig boys dey ball o ... Timo Werner for President!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 4:02pm On Mar 04, 2017

Ibrahimovic sha . . . Engineered a red card for Bournemouth and subsequently failed to capitalise on a smorgasbord of utopian chances.

The less said about the dabber-in-chief, the better . Pogba should probably stick to dancing . . . and Rooney should apply for a job in the home for the Elderly.

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Programming › Re: You're Not Good At Design--you're A PROGRAMMER!! by Creatrixity(m): 12:21am On Feb 27, 2017

Specialization rocks . . . . If your present enterprise swells to a monolithic scale.

UI/UX design is a whole 'nother science if you ask me and should not be hastily thought out and implemented to beat deadlines and hit milestones.

I still plan out the UI/UX of my projects but I also hire a dedicated UX specialist to rethink the Information architecture and logical flow of my applications.

Last word: Learn UI/UX . . . just for the kicks and if you've got real affinity for it . . . but stick to coding.

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Webmasters › Re: 7 Things To Stop Doing If You Want To Make Money From Your Blog by Creatrixity(m): 7:28am On Feb 23, 2017

BuddhaPalm:
Why not sign up on Upwork?

One word Bro. Indians. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Creatrixity(m): 12:31am On Feb 15, 2017

I wanted to resist the temptation ... but I could'nt. grin

The PSG crew were too intense ... They had MSN lynched for 2 pence../
Telepathy ... them niggas ball with a sixth sense/
The Scoreline looked wrong .... I thought I was watching with some fake lens!/

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Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Amaechi by Creatrixity(m): 6:51pm On Jun 03, 2016

MadCow1:
You obviously wouldn't know what class is even if you had a Teacher in front of you..

Bonkers !!!

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Music/Radio › Re: Funny/ill Punchlines You Ever Heard by Creatrixity(m): 7:50am On Jan 02, 2016

Mad punchlines there bruv !

Big L - Some say I'm ruthless, some say I'm grim /

Once a burgler broke into my house and I robbed him /

I'm all about endz and skinz , when you got those, you don't need no mu'fking friends

- Lifestyles ov da poor and dangerous

Career › Re: Any Hope For A Database Administrator In Nigeria by Creatrixity(m): 8:01pm On Dec 11, 2015

Most Software Developers tend to double as Database Administrators, so I guess its the classic case of killing two birds with one stone.

Specialization as opposed to versatility and adaptability is not favoured in an emerging market like the Nigerian Software landscape.

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Creatrixity(m): 5:01pm On Apr 05, 2015

The Westwood cypher was most likely written half way and then embellished by slim on the spot.

The flow, correlation, cadence, imagery was too good to be true. I swear it was penned by a god !!

The shady xv cypher was also mostly penned though. On rap genius eminem listed out only two "made up" lines - The "chicks for beards " and "Anderson Cooper " reference in his annotations.

That 2009 cypher has to be the dopest freestyle ever !!

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Literature › Re: Lie Much? by Creatrixity(m): 6:18am On Feb 10, 2015

Warlord3000:
Haba... And you quoted the whole story to say this

Abeg oga edit pls... It's not cool..

Edited ... Was in kind of a hurry when I posted. Sorry .

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Literature › Re: Lie Much? by Creatrixity(m): 11:10pm On Feb 09, 2015*

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
I stared at him mouth agape. This boy obviously thought he was talking to five year olds. How can someone say he flew to Germany on a private jet just to change his socks? Ahn ahn! Even Bill Gates doesn't do that. And he is/was the richest man in the world (these things just keep changing anyhow). Not only did Ahmed fly to Germany to change his socks, his parents had to import special tissue paper from Poland for wiping his nose when he had a cold. And last I checked, Poland wasn't popular for its extra soft tissue paper exports.

Senbon_zakura_no_kageyoshi, you are an effing genius !!

I find your pieces as entertaining as they are downright hilarious.

I hope to see more pieces from your poseidian pen !!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Creatrixity(m): 8:26am On Oct 13, 2014

AND ?

Stop playing ostrich and acknowledge de gea's keeping prowess!

Programming › Re: Anybody Remember COBOL And FORTRAN? by Creatrixity(m): 8:41pm On Oct 07, 2014

Contrary to popular opinion, while Fortran may not possess all the trappings,abstractions and convenience methods offered by most "modern" programming languages, it is an efficient language as regards to scientific and engineering applications.

Fortran has been used for every thing from plotting Burk lineweaver graphs to various transformations like C.N Yang super symmetric group ofi transformations.

Fortran is by no means outdated.

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