Oasis007:
Solskjær: "What he [Cavani] brings is, you know when a striker of that age runs almost 12km... he chases down the centre-back, every time their keeper has the ball, he tackles the centre-midfielders, he makes a mistake and then gets back in his own 18 yard-box."

At this point, Ole graduated Martial from the mud to slippery, slimey poto-poto

Ibime:


Congratulations. You and Nihilist are back where you were on Tuesday. Looks like I'll have to sit on my BTC for some days or weeks unless someone pumps it cos it's coming to the end of a descending triangle which looks downward in the short term.

Thanks.

Woke up to see the pump. The charts looked like a smiley face.

Turns out I set the bar for my sell limit a little lower than I should have but still... a tidy sum.

All in all, can't complain

Ibime:



Sorry Sir. ETH is moving back up but BTC is struggling to overcome $34k resistance

No wahala.

I sharply observed 3 days ago that Ethheereeum seemed to sustain higher buying pressure and I promptly placed an order to convert my BeeTeeCee to ETH at the exact price point I ran the swap at.

Worked out well for me as I'm comfortably up by 7%.

I'll just ride the wave as I want to see what the launch of ETH futures on Chicago Mercantile Exchange on February 8 does for the price.

Ibime:


BTC will recover at the same pace as ETH so safer to do it now if your platform allows direct swaps.

Omo.. I don run swap.

I dey ready to HODL to eternity sha.

We die here.

hensben:
My point is you should stop the comparison as it doesn’t make sense, it is different scenario entirely

Stop giving excuses always. Every time Chelsea is performing poorly it must be because:

"Lampard and overrated English players are in the team".

"Martial and Rashford have been playing in the league before Zebrudaya and the new masquerade".

"Chelsea spent 200m and we don't have enough left to fuel the team bus so players have to jog to training and match day venues".

Always one excuse or the other.

Nashoji:
them don start again. This thread should be renamed and shift to politics section. Very soon they will include Biden's inauguration, Elun Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and the Twitter CEO in their discussion. Yeye team with yeye fans. Mtcheeew

Abeg dead that talk there. Life is not all about 22 niqqas trying to kick a bean bag between sticks joor.

The reason the Chelsea fan thread is still the most alluring is because of these little derailments and diversions.

I personally was able to swell my trading stash by 300k in two weeks just by putting an ear down and diving deeper into information I picked on this thread.

handelex:
How far nau wetin we go do Martial, that guy no wan gree boost oo

Them need to plug him head and teeth to motor battery with black and red wire even join neutral sef.

Them move am from middle to left but the werey no wan boost at all.

Nobody is complaining joor. SMH

airmark:
LewanFLOPski will remain a fraud, if he fails to win CL, this season.



Van Dijk won CL last season. We at Aparisports, wait for LewansFLOPski's.

LewanFLOPski won the CL.

He also won "the best" (like that Davido & Mayorkun track)

Airmark come outside

The early to late 2000s was the golden age of Pro Evolution Soccer.

I believe the rise to prominence of FIFA coincided with the increased emphasis on positional play and tactical pressing.

The ability to be able to vary a setup was just game changing for me.

I have been a FIFA guy since 2014.

The return of positivity and my personal favorite--"the relaxed mind"

Chrisus:


Time for them to help us enter Champions League

Chelsea are the new helpers network.

Blue and white donning MMM London office

ChristineC:
I hoped his career wouldn't nosedive when he started misbehaving with Lingard on social media. thank God he was trolled/management spoke to him to change and take his career seriously because if we are to be factual, he got a lot of free pass and wasn't improving on his productivity.

Really struggling to see how this makes sense TBH.

A young man who could be getting up to no good like some of his peers managed to arm-twist an organization as highhanded and aloof as the government. . . and all we get from you is a snide reminder of his imaginary misdeeds in the past.

This comment above is just poorly timed.

izzou:


You all need to take life lessons at the feet of the Apostle

Instead of rejoicing, why not accommodate him, show him love, and let his colleagues encourage him?

They just threw all of them out like that.

Did your landlord evict you or did your house key decide to stroll small

You could provide them with the most luxurious accommodations na

Old Trafford doesn't have enough space

larride:


You dey mind that yeye sod.

Man said Ole seems too nice that he wants to see him get a little angry, you just lost to one of your rivals and you are smiling sheepishly in Interview.

Nonsense.

I think Van Piro got under Ole's skin and I'm loving it. I'm cool with Ole but the man needs to stop acting all chummy when it's obvious some players need a kick up the azz. A good manager can switch from chummy (which can be absolutely necessary) to a dreadful hurricane when needed.

See Sir Alex for references

^^ Are you sure your vial of common sense has not been spilled across oceans anchoring the four corners of the globe?

If you have an agenda, at least tell us why Ole should go like the leader of the Ole-out movement, Nitroglycerine has been doing.

ddippset:
The tweet is so lame.

Why restrict it to the Champions league?

Tell about Spanish la liga titles before and after 1990.

Tell about El Classicos before and after 1990.

The punchline of the joke was well delivered. Of course, the (more than slightly) dishonest tweet author does not speak about other achievements recorded in this era but what he posted is factual sha

Just chop the banter and banter back. That's the law I think

LUGER:
ibime I just found 9 of your songs.So cool man.You biggest fan! https://archive.org/details/iuma-spitzofrenik

Omo...Na wetin I dey bump today. Really miss 90s Hip Hop. Tired of these pink haired skinny leg jean niqqas acting up nowadays.

The troll of life

This man is a legend around these parts

Leyqute:


He was disinterested at many points in the game. Failed to complete runs that would’ve helped the team create chances, losses possession and can’t be halfassed to regain it, etc.

Rashford is still as clueless as you’ve known him. Forget the goal he scored today.

Maybe he would have played better if he wasn't. . . .you know. . .isolated?

From his game play today, I could only pick out two mistakes. I think he was the third best player today after James & Aaron.

KingTom:

Dem full everywhere no be the ones wey carry person go relegation

Klopp relegated Mainz. That one no be criteria joor.

If we must sack Ole, I need a manager that can play dynamic, progressive football while being able to maintain a cohesive identity and structure to our play.

Anywia belle face football must end. There are a lot of decent managers around but it's a question of being able to handle the spotlight at United.

Noticed Neymar gets a lot of assists due to the quality of his set-pieces.

Hazard would have more assists if he was not total rubbish at dead ball situations.

I can't respect an attacker who doesn't know what to do with dead balls.

Lana1:
U've just defined Pepe.

Abi?

They used 75M to sign Gervinho without weavon or forehead like Apapa Wharf Depot

ChristoBam:


He's one of the reasons I'll continue watching United matches no matter how bad our season gets.

Seconded.

At the price we got the guy for, I'm really impressed. I believe the guy has the capacity to be a top player once he works on the other aspects of his game that still need polishing. I already love how he finds space within the oppositions final third.

IKON360:

No coach in his right mind can bench Vidal when he is fit, it's like benching Kanye when he is fit... Their relentless energy, passion and fighting spirit is motivation for the whole team...

I agree. Before Kim and co scattered his brain, no one in his right senses will bench Kanye when fit

patrickmuf:
Liverpool fans think Brewster is better than Greenwood. If they go on to achieve their potentials, the rivalry initiated by fans will be huge.

Liverpool fans are impossible.

...

Melvyn11:
Free Pogba

Was he recently arrested?

Smellymouth:
September 2018..

Maurizio Sarri backs Eden Hazard to score 40 goals and win Premier League Golden Boot..

Maurizio done took so many L's---his name should Larri

afrodoc2:

Sancho is the logical guy for the RW. If you play Sancho in front of Dalot opposition left backs will be feigning injury to avoid playing us.

Sancho ticks all the right boxes for me.

He's English and home grown. Also signing him is guaranteed to piss City off

Sancho, Rashford, Martial and Pogba running at you at the same time will make even the most dogged of defenders cringe and cower.

I do not think 100M is to much, after all Ousmane Dembele with nearly the same skill-set went for 120 going to 140. If we could get Sancho, I think we are basically set for the next 8 years on attack.

Really like the idea of seeing one of Tahith or Angel get involved against Crystal Palace. But we may have to be in a firm position of dominance to make their introductions much more feasible.

afrodoc2:


Lol. Winning EPL and competing regularly for the UCL. For that to happen Pogba can't be the only technically gifted player in our midfield.

Apart from the "once in a blue moon" Matic passes we find it so hard to switch play from flank to flank once Pogba is not involved. Moving the ball from point A to point B with 3 to 4 passes instead of 1 to 2 passes, thereby allowing the opposition enough time to set up their defence.

It is either Herrera takes up the Matic role and we get another skilled but energetic player to help Pogba in midfield or Herrera moves to the bench and the said player takes his place.

Really wish we could have a midfield consisting of Paul Pogba, Ander Herrera and Ruben Neves for maximal attacking potential.

Ruben Neves and Paul Pogba both boast a fantastic passing range and the ability to drive forward and either supply the killer pass or unleash the ammunition themselves.

We need a Matic replacement real soon. All I need to feel confident for a title challenge next season is a top class center back (Koulibaly should do nicely), a technically-gifted central midfielder very comfortable on the ball with a decent engine, a menacing left-footed attacker on the right and a defensively solid right back.

I think we need 5 to 6 squad boosts to compete again.