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13. Always wear a thick helmet with a lock, even inside cars to safeguard your skull in case of an accident


Do not take this No13 lightly!!!

Spoken like a true daughter of the soil
Don't mind all these yeye feminists.



But las las even if you lie down to serve food, man that will cheat will cheat

The suspect should sue the neighbourhood watch for assault and battery plus attempted murder!

OgaVoltron:
Most of those who committed suicides the painful way regretted it at the last minute. The body,mind & spirit power is doubled at the moment life wants to leave a body,it fights back quite violently. Pains will be intensified. Imagine being torn between life & death?. Same way 99% of people will kill when the chips are down & their life is at stake. Forget all that hubris most of you hide behind. Creepyblackpool come tell them.

Someone up there is saying after all...what's an hour or two writhing in mortal pain
It ain't worth 50 years of depression!. See the ones screaming its all hogwash..na wa o..go drink acid na,see if the results won't be worse than that portrayed. If you wan die better make it swift/painless or you WILL REGRET IT

I've always told people sha, instead of wasting money on sniper why not use that money and good food, or buy condoms and have sex.
I bet you'll change ya mind.

Seriously fa, people regret it just before they die.

Was the old man in the movie a senator
Does he have private jets

mtcheeewwwww
Nonsense!

Brock Lesner

Lemme fix it for you.

Abbeylincson:
There is this hoe I met just of recent, she has a hot body, I want to fvck her and when I lied to her that I love her, she reciprocated the lie.
But now she is telling me that we can date but there will no single iota of fvcking.
I'm finding it boring because I know I'm a very sexually active person and I'm emotionally fragile.
Romancelander can this type of relationship work out?

Yes it will work!


Just keep your dick in your pants and your money in your wallet.

If she aint giving you the pussy, don't spend on her at all!

Tell her thats the only way it'll work

Just like all these nairaland feminist oloshos with their sense of entitlement!

There was no rape!

Annointing is sexually transmitted.

He was simply doing tge lord's work

Joan45:
Read below it

Do you want to be unfortunate in life

Where was this yeye commission during the Gandollar videos saga

Drugs that NDLEA will still auction to politicians

Who is the yeye lady that is revealing ?

Whats her source?



Blogger posts unsubstantiated info on twitter, same blogger screenshots and takes to her blog using twitter as source. Very same blogger brings it to NL, this time using her blog as source.



Tufia!!!

Seems to me like the man is the pet here

Nigerian girls can be so petty, bitter and jealous fa.


Psychology says it is very much easy to despise that which you cannot have

So las las what are trying to say

Spare the rod and spoil the child!

See somebody's WCW.

Some ladies will never have sense in this life

Any ode that will quote this entire op's story just to make a comment will run mad!

Are you angry because they took your kidney
or because they did not pay you for it

Is your brain now paining you

luminouz:
U thinking what/who I'm thinking??

Probably

but lets not open her nyash to the public

She must be one of all these yeye NL feminists.

Spits!

wait sef, her handwriting is familiar, looks like that of one feminist parading the romance section

If this were true then we would have the largest brains because living and surviving in Nigeria is enough exercise on its own.

How are we sure the 60% that wa recovered hasn't been tampered with.

Could be poisoned for all we know.



They need to deliver them to me so I can taste them to see if they're safe before being sold to the public

Mr op I must tell you, you're acting quite dumb and immarture!
I advice you call her right now, apologise and agree to her terms.
Fvck her and then dump her the next morning!

She never loved you.
She only wants to marry you so she can spite/show off to her friends!

Only a feeble minded, pussy worshipping weakling will take another man's child as his just cause of a hoe that kept the fact that she had kids a secret from him while they dated.


*Spits

Can you fix a toilet you carried from a public restroom in your house??

Christianity, Occultism, Islam,
Religion,

Really there is no difference between them!