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Trying to use an already existing scam to scam Nairalanders

I'm looking for a lady that has 4 boobs,
till then I remain single

all na campaign strategy

wow
they look dope together

marriage that will crash will crash.

Check all these relationship counselors, lots of them have failed and broken marriages and relationships

This is what happens when you don't sample the goods before buying

You woulda known how he likes his sex and if you two are compatible if you'd done test runs before marriage.



Woman you sef, you don't want to give him, you still don't want him to get it outside
you're a very stingy and heartless somebody

In other words, our Nairaland resident feminists are dumbfucks because they haven't been collecting dick


on behalf of all well meaning Nairaland guys, I call on NL feminists and misandrists to come and collect both dick and sense for free

Ok it might've started out as abuse but the girl def started enjoying it by the time she was 18

By 19 she would def be the one running to the pastor to have his D

by 22 she was now the one abusing the pastor sef



Just imagine the parents saying the good doctor used diabolical means on their daughter
Thats why I keep saying religion makes people dumb

They guy deserves to rot in jail!!!!

Infact castrate him!



Didn't he know that he shoulda converted to a certain religion first and married the girls in order to fvck the underage girls without any prosecution and persecution

eiyha

his days of fingering pussy is over

buy better phone and you won't have to worry about any of that

oya do and remove the names of cows from the list too

The news is incomplete

what happened to the vehicle and the driver

This is good.


But I have to ask, the ones that marry these teenagers nko, when will they be prosecuted too?

voting for PMB is also not by force.

I don't give a fvck about your HIV status


what I want to know is..

Do you have real boobs or not!

of course you should

honesty is the best policy!

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
Sending you back to your father's house aint so bad nah.
He will most probably beat you up but that's okay
maybe a couple bruises and cuts, swelling, black eye, dislocations sh!t
but its totally fine

cause honesty is the best policy

Joblessness




all thanks to ASUU, FG, Airtel and their freebasics

virgintoto:
Am very very serious u know, is there anybody I can contact am in Abuja.

unfortunately our religion hasn't quite gained followers in Nigeria yet

I haven't even met any other follower here sef.

In time sha, if I do my part right

Yemi Osinbade

following a man home is not just a YES but a very big one!

and that yes overshadows and negates every possible no.

Simple

MAN BEATS BROTHER'S WIFE, Only in the East

MAN SLEEPS WITH BROTHER'S WIFE, Definitely in the West

MAN KILLS BROTHER'S WIFE, can't be anywhere but the North

Just tried reading this post and my IQ dropped by 50 points

op just read what you wrote, does it make sense to you

I've never really experienced such.
Maybe its because I don't take drugs.

Say no to drugs!

tonididdy:
Lol you sure you not a ghost �

I took my physical form on Jan 1st 2019

10yrs ago (when the craze been dey start) vs Now (when its become incurable)

virgintoto:
I want to join u guyz so I would know more about the religion

just go to your browser and search "Gospel of the flying spaghetti monster" and you will find websites to read our holy book and even download the pdf file for keeps.
It contains all the info you need.

FSM bless you as you do this,
Ramen

virgintoto:
Can FSM give me spiritual powers?

sure

tonididdy:
10years ago VS now

I challenge @mulberry @faithfull18 @creepyblackpool

enyia I'm not doing

There isn't a single picture of me taken before this year

we will sha read news of your divorce here on nairaland

Merry was captured, this morning, January 14, and was pictured strapped to a flat-bed truck to be taken for medical tests to confirm that he had eaten the body parts

tf?

something that should be in pepper soup by now