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leaders of tomorrow!!


10yrs from now this one will be protesting non-inclusion of women in the government and appointments

lol

Biko where are they doing the mobilising lemme go and collect my own share

I advise you to do so to.
Election day you vote for whoever you want

I expect the woman to also beat up her husband, strip him naked and circulate the nudes in the next 24hrs else she'll die a very horrible death

She used to steal codeine and oxycontin from the pharmacy at the med centre.

We'd get high af, then fvck our brains out with condoms also taken from the pharmacy

why should he pay you!!


when he was housing you, feeding you, clothing you, entertaining you with his tv,
did you give him anything other than sex??


Rrrrrrrubish!

For some reason, I think whoever gave that definition is a male Nairalander, a romance section regular

That's just impossible

Good


This is commendable

Bobrisky said I should help him collect your brother's phone number and house address

Is like you've finally ejaculated the last of your sense into his anus

take 3 spoons of gbogbonise thrice a day for 2wks and start overflowing with confidence

he was murdered!!!!


they probably slipped heart attack inducing drugs into his drink
or strangled him.

The fact that the room was locked and in order means the killer had access to his room, his drink and also someone who knows how to carefully arrange the room pretty neatly,

hence our suspect is a hotel staff!!

check the cctv to see if he walked into the hotel with a briefcase that looks like it'd contain cash.
If he did, then start arrests immediately, from the hotel manager to the gateman

are you related to ilamina

man-hoe!!!!

Buy her like 12 cartons of condom.
So she doesn't bring back STDs for you

Why did you now snap yourself holding a rope, na the rope you take kill the snake


and where is the HUGE snake kwanu

Pojomojo:
Do ladies ever Advise their fellow ladies like " he's a good guy don't cheat on him, treat him with respect "
Just curious

Do guys ever Advise their fellow guys like " she's a good lady don't cheat on her, treat her with respect "
Just curious

Welcome to the labour market

Oya another spirit will posses you now and walk you to jail

Why should he even pay her sef

does she go to work with the man


apart from sex what else was she giving the man while he housed her, fed her, probably clothed her too.
She couldn't even give him a child!

in fact she should be the one to pay him!

Hintona:
What's a flying spaghetti monster?

the supreme deity of the church of the flying spaghetti monster aka pastafarianism

I'mma hit that stripper factory staight up!
then drown myself in the beer volcano.

After that, pasta and meatball galore
all hail the flying spaghetti monster! Ramen

I'mma hit that stripper factory staight up!
then drown myself in the beer volcano.

After that, pasta and meatball galore
all hail the flying spaghetti monster! Ramen

hian
Nnah eh, ndi Imo sef, unu na-atrykwa oh
una Governor and family members sef

ChiefAzubuike:
These are African spitting cobras and different from their Asian superior cousins, the king cobra.

The rate at which we kill them these days, their population will soon be threatened. Let's learn to live peacefully with these beautiful snakes. They don't bite to attack but only bite to defend. If you keep your cool, a human - Cobra cohabitation is very possible.

woriz this one saying


cohabit with snakes so they can convince Eve to eat the apple again?
hell no!

snake pepper soup galore!

na this kind thing dey totori lala for belle

Bitch GTFO!!!


when you were collecting school fees from him did you come to ask us if you should continue.


now you've seen bigger dick and bigger benz and you want us to justify your wickedness for you

Are you totally and absolutely sure they still don't throw it down from the airplane

keezy125:
wow... you just described my personality..

wonder who you're trying to decieve with this lie, Nairaland girls??

Any man who has a side chick is a disgrace to all men!!!




Nigga go get yo ass tons of side chicks!!!!
why have just one, when with more you can have more fun
The more the merrier ma nigga.

Each girl is just like a particular fruit, being faithful is like eating only oranges all your life.
Why not eat fruit salad

so what exactly happens to guns recovered from armed robbers