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tell him to take 2 spoons of gbogbonise twice a day and he'll be alright in two weeks

neither do dead pussies but here you are proving that fact wrong

oshey!

leaders of tomorrow.



Them future Dino, Buhari, Adeleke them.

I mean who needs school anyway, when you can do WAEC malpractice, forge NYSC cert, present NEPA bill, become a leader of PhD holders in Nigeria and fvck the citizens up big time, with displays of tree climbing, fainting and other drama as bonus.

Good one

Man would never hold himself accountable for his wrong doings.
Man would blame anyone, anything for his errors and woes.

So the devil, the ultimate symbol of evil was created, by man, to take responsibility for all of man's shittiness.

The devil really does exist now, but only in your imagination

oshey!

leaders of tomorrow.



Them future Dino, Buhari, Adeleke them.

I mean who needs school anyway, when you can do WAEC malpractice, forge NYSC cert, present NEPA bill, become a leader of PhD holders in Nigeria and fvck the citizens up big time, with displays of tree climbing, fainting and other drama as bonus.

Good one

virgintoto:
I really want to know about ur church

ok so our deity is an undetectable invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM). He created the entire universe, and man.

We promote a light hearted and less stressful take on religion.

We are against everything bad and are for everything good.

The only dogma allowed in our religion is total rejection of dogma.

Our prophet is the great Bobby Henderson.

We revere pirates as the original pastafarians. They were actually really good people who went around the world in ships sharing candies to kids.
The idea of pirates as thieves are all lies started and spread by christians.
The decrease in the number of pirates in the world right now is actually what is causing global warming.

Let me stop here for now, lets not derail this thread. I'll soon start creating evangelical and Q&A threads for the FSM to spread his gospel

[quote author=virgintoto post=74727729][/quote]I don't believe in the existence of a God. So I am an athiest most of the time.
Sometimes tho I'm a pastafarian, church of the flying spaghetti monster

virgintoto:
i want to know more about u,cus I like d answers u giv to som comments and news here on nairaland. I really want to ask u more questions.

you're free to.

As long as its not about my identity or personal details ccause thats classified

virgintoto:
. Hahaha.... Guy I have been following u,plz who are you?

I am my signature

Emotionss:
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Very much correct.

flourishing247:
I'm one. Only my very close friends know the crazy side of me.

ukaface:
yes o
Mine is now hyper madly fun,I'm becoming something else sef.

lol

see how all of us gathered here

So do you want us to go and beg your wife to allow girls near you?

Depends on the God you're talking about.

If you mean the God spelt as M-O-N-E-Y, Then you're wrong cause everyone serves him

If he was a muslim now, christians will be trooping in to masturbate on the thread with their hate for islam screaming religion of piss

But its a christian now,
I'm not surprised sha,
their God has always be a genocidal maniac







PS: I am not a muslim.

I am a pastafarian and our religion has never had a single incident of religious viloence or crime

I keep saying religion makes people dumb but.......
Well,
who still wants evidence?

Thats how one woman almost let her son die because the boy was sick and instead of taking the boy to a hospital or chemist, she kept taking him to the pastors house for prayers.
Each time she went, the pastor would not be at home and she'd just take the child home.
It wasn't until she finally met the pastor's wife who prayed and instructed her to take the child for malaria treatment that she finally got the child medical help and he got well.

Its not lack of money that made her to not take the child for treatment but lack of sense

I want to be remembered as the greatest evangelist of the church of the flying spaghetti monster

log out pf Nairaland
read this thread as a guest
and you will find the answers you're looking for

Valerie47:
Shutup, I don't want your money.

of course you don't,
yet,
cause I haven't offered

suicide is a crime in Nigeria oh

so you better make sure you succeed. Else you'll be spending the next 12 months in jail


oh and please pity the sniper manufacturers and use something else

man wants pussy

woman wants money


the only way both can get what they want without the society judging and gossiping about them is by getting married.

Did it say its going to visit the woman

hian, the woman should hide her sons oh

cha cha cha
Igbo kwenu!

see nyash oh

chisos!

nyash! nyash!! nyash!!!

see nyash
see nyash

nyash nyash nyash nyash nyash nyash nyash nyash nyash

This can never happen in Nigeria

ah!
are you mad ni?

A Nigerian mother will go to that school and fight it out with that teacher before it escalates to the point of suicide.
Except for this new generation of mothers that only complain online.
But even those are better than this mumu woman who did nothing

I blame the mother!

how do you reclaim what you never lost

If you have been real close friends with introverts, you'll realise that when they feel comfortable with you they can be quite madly fun

chai

one of my kids must be a lawyer.

In fact sef, I need lawyers as friends

its time I start suing everyone for everything but for free or highly discounted fee

the fact that not a single woman, or man, has ever accused don jazzy of sexual assault, even if its false accusation makes me respect him so much.


But sha, nigga might even secretly have a wife and a don jazzy jnr in another country and people are here unnecessarily worrying themselves.
Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Not every artist is like airforce.1
Some people don't live on social media.

tf is this bitch smoking

If you don't file charges against him in the next 24hrs, I'll officially declare him innocent

Rub gbogbonise on the itchy parts morning and night for 2wks and you go dey alright

Am I the only one who just can't sleep with the lights off