Flamethehussler:


Can u imagine

If I didn't imagine it I wouldn't have said it, there's no point using energy to type out rhetorical questions.

NoahHadNoArk:


His story sounds believable or is it just me?

It doesn't to me. A responsible married man with kids will always find something to do to feed his family, am not saying that he's got to have it all or even be able to pay rent, but he should be able to find something to feed his family of 4 on a daily basis. Even if he and his wife earn 15k every month, they will get by and manage. That's better than coming here and cooking up horseshit, his giving up and stuff, but still able to drop an account number. It's all rhetorics.
In my opinion he's either lazy, disabled or a scam artists

Guy, go and find work, if u really seriously de hungry and u get family wen depend on u for daily bread, u for get some kind of job, evenif the job no de produce sufficient funds, at least e for help u de feed Ur family if at all.

NoahHadNoArk:



If you can’t help, shut your smelling toilet of a mouth.



Go elsewhere and make yourself useful.





Animal!!!

It's like u join em scam too, or it's just the same person with another moniker.The guy just throw lambda, drop account number, and u de insult person when dare to question the motive.

I used to respect this man before now, despite he's political view, but presently I have lost all the respect I used to have for him initially. He's a lunatic and a politician that's lost his mojo, desperately looking for relevance on social media.

The constitution says you can't run for two different primary election the same year, this is unconstitutional. When selfishness and wickedness is exalted the ppl will suffer. This is a governor that's about to complete an 8 years run as governor, why go to the senate, is he the only one capable of leading the ppl. Why not allow someone else lead. They do everything, bride,steal cheat and kill just to retain power. God help Nigeria

I don't understand you guys, he just said it wasn't true, you should read a peice to the end before commenting on it.

Ungrateful thrat.

mach7:
Inasmuch as I am dismayed with this government, this is a right step.

The very thing terrorists need is publicity. The more our media houses keep glorifying terrorists or giving them unnecessary media attention, the more their objective is being achieved.

What the BBC does in Nigeria, I bet they will never allow a Nigerian station to do same in the UK.

Dude, abeg, shut up.

Hope they don't allow bk to get a hold on it.
Plus it's not a robot, it's a driven drone machine gun, a robot is capable of making intelligent decisions on its own, and no reasonable military will leave the decision of taking a live to a robot. That's simply why the West does not use robots in war.

princepeter566:
With the way things are going, it will be a miracle for Peter obi to deliver if elected. Buhari why na

I believe the government can actually deal with this highway kidnapped if they truly want to

I really like her mugshot,never caught unfresh, she's smiling cos she knows the routine. Someone may already be on the way to bail her pretty behind outta there.

pius4luv:
That's good I'm happy to hear this news

Pls I'm out of data can anyone please help me out with mtn data any amount isn't too small 090.391.37403 God will bless you Amen

So u can continue posting on nairaland abi na to follow update on bbn?

She don collect finish

Goodlyhrt:
My uncle whom I stay with caught me masturbating last night.

He was shocked as me but I didn't stop. He just picked what he came for and left without saying anything. While I continued my section without any care in the world.

This morning, he called me and started advising me to get a girl. I was like how can I get a girl seeing that I am broke. As-in this old man doesn't know that times have changed.

I just apologized sha for causing him a slight bp rise. And for his advice, I told him I can't get any girl for now because obviously I am broke at least to a modern Nigerian girls' standard.

Honestly I didn't feel any shame whatsoever. I am a full grown sexually active adult who needs to cure konji sometimes you know. Howbeit I am broke. But at this time in my life I am prepared for the worst. Last last he would tell me to leave his place. Even at that, it's hardly the end of the world.

So he should bear with such sights later in the future. Like say he wan give me tips or money o. That man self!


My uncle is a pastor. I'm wondering what could be going through his mind now though.

Phew!

The part that u didn't stop even when he caught you cracked me up, and u still had the mind to tell a pastor u can't stop.
I throway cap for ur courage Baba...u are truly a grown sexually active adult.

Goodlyhrt:
My uncle whom I stay with caught me masturbating last night.

He was shocked as me but I didn't stop. He just picked what he came for and left without saying anything. While I continued my section without any care in the world.

This morning, he called me and started advising me to get a girl. I was like how can I get a girl seeing that I am broke. As-in this old man doesn't know that times have changed.

I just apologized sha for causing him a slight bp rise. And for his advice, I told him I can't get any girl for now because obviously I am broke at least to a modern Nigerian girls' standard.

Honestly I didn't feel any shame whatsoever. I am a full grown sexually active adult who needs to cure konji sometimes you know. Howbeit I am broke. But at this time in my life I am prepared for the worst. Last last he would tell me to leave his place. Even at that, it's hardly the end of the world.

So he should bear with such sights later in the future. Like say he wan give me tips or money o. That man self!


My uncle is a pastor. I'm wondering what could be going through his mind now though.

Phew!

Tha part that u didn't stop even when he caught you cracked me up, and u still had the mind to tell a pastor u can't stop.
I throway cap for ur courage Baba...u are truly a grown sexually active adult.

That's a whopping 0.14 faster than the previous record held by Jasmine Camacho-Quinn, I really hope she runs this well in the final and maybe even beat her own record.

She's simply been stupid

I wonder when APC members will start believing they don't hold the destiny of Nigeria in their evil hands.

Kestolove:
its yoruba turn, we no sabi any igbo person

When u go get small sense know wetin right, Yoruba nova get am before, na from there the wahala for 9ja begin worsen, now I c candidates when we beliv suppose fit deliver better u still de hold on to some crazy tribal delusions.

Nigerian doctors are so wack. Person get 3rd degree burns and em still de alive but them no fit manage save em life. With that kinda burn, they should have known that the first thing to do was put him in an induced coma,even me when be engineer know that one sef.

The statement can actually truncate his whole political career.

LIVE08:




Everyday and criminal case..... thank God you have evidence, He would be dealt with badly.


@nlfpmod Are you one of the new mod we have on Nairaland?

Please wait, what's the evidence you are talking about, I personally don't believe this crap, he pushed her out of the car and robbed her? How did he know she had that in her possession? Was she displaying $500 inside the car?
You must be simp to believe this crazy story.

Mine was a crazy experience, brought about by laziness.
We were given this coursework to 2 months ago, it's 2 coursework for 2 different modules (a module is a subject in ur course here, and ur course is ur department).
2 different modules, 2 different coursework, one of them was 50% the total marks for the module and the other was 30% total marks for the module, as a nija guy when na money I de find, I no fit put head down study the thing, run am myself. I decide to contract the 2 coursework out, unfortunately for me, the idiot wen give me the contractors number nova even use them work before, they charged me £150 (about 112k) for each of them, and I had to pay before the work will be delivered. As time de reach to submit the work, I decided to close eye, pay for the two of them.
Can you believe these stupid Indian guys, gave me another set of questions as the solution to the problems I gave them for one, and the other one they just went online, copied one stupid article from one Indian author and sent to me.
Lastlast I failed the 2 modules and have to write a resist now. Doing the coursework myself now, and it's even helping me study for the resist exams, but unfortunately,I won't be scored more 50% for each of them, cos a resist is capped at 50% here.
Indians are fucking evil devils, they are worst than Nigerians when it comes to scam.

Lol, "the cow has japa, coming close to me but me an not running".
I love this guys commentary....it's real, messed up, crazy funny and highly entertaining.

Lol

See humility na, em still sabi em culture. Unlike that port-boy wen de display with orange briefs ontop statue.

Cypress042:


This man is part of the problem we are facing in Nigeria today.



Just imagine

I no understand this nonsense, he's not just part of the problem with Nigeria, he's part of the problem of the world, which kin nonsense be this na.

This is an insane move once again by the federal government of Nigeria, with all the problems bedeviling the Nigerian education system. This' just noise, they only want to steal more money, and this move will not produce any results.
First fix the education sector that's in scramble before making such a move.

This news has been proven to be fake news, so it should be taken down with an apology,and the true story published. Nairaland shouldn't be a place for fake news, it should be a platform people can rely on and go to for credible news and information. In this regard I think the admins needs to situp and do better.@oluwaseun osewa and co

Nigerians no go ever gre mind their business, we too pop noise. Can someone be a nudist in peace again. If them too vex them call police for them and let the police handle it instead of filming d ni**a and em small pipi. Them for show from d babe angle na em for make more sense