40kobo77:
I have no respect for this man.

This M.U.M.U went against the guy's code. There are some women that are not wife materials at all, and those kind of women you "CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH" and that is what you should have done with Tontoh,and now you have a Marijuana smoker/a woman everybody has "TASTED" as a wife.

Now wey the Juju don clear for your eyes, i thank God.

Meanwhile, this PA looks like a real good wife material. OYA Marry this one, and leave the Drug Addict you marry before.

MxtaMichealz:
A lawyer who represented Gambia’s President Yahya Jammeh in his attempt to overturn the results of last month presidential election at the Supreme Court has called on him to relinquish power in the interest of peace and love for Gambians.

Edward Anthony Gomez who fled the Gambia into neighbouring Senegal after mounting fear and rapidly increasing tension, said Mr Jammeh should accept that everything except God’s Kingdom, comes to an end and should not allow his legacy to be described as one where “pen of the sword dipped in innocent blood writes its history on the rough page of tyranny”.
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http://thearticleng..com.ng/2017/01/yahya-jammehs-lawyer-flees-country.html

idupaul:
Dollar trading at 498 this morning and the disaster of duara chooses to go on a vacation ..I pray he doesn't come back from the vacation sef so Osinbanjo can complete the tenure

i take your mama and baba beg you,mind the kind of things you write hear,You want him to die when God never approve his dead,well freedom of spech,but will you freedom will be guarantee after they trace you and teach you lesson.....bros you no be fyose oooo,you dont have immunity [/b

alexistaiwo:
See this people oooo
You bombed unarmed innocent people in the bush and you are here in government house offering condolences. Was any of the Governor relatives killed in the bombing?
Abeg who need condolences most if not innocent people who reside in the IDP camp who lost their family members and loved ones. Or are they afraid to visit the site of the bomb site incase there is another incident of the so-called "accidental discharge".



On a lighter note.
What is the fuss about being FTC?
If you want it come and take it.
**drops mics**

BlackMaria:

Wetin be aiye.

iamharkinwaley:

Lol you don't want to confirm my claim right? no probs but I know u are one

iamharkinwaley:

hmm cult member detected...

Suspect you are one....

Islie:








http://pmexpressng.com/deceived-joining-cult-promise-ill-rich/

wtfCode:
Mehn,marriage don dey hungry me seriously.
But I'm too broke 4 it

rem44:
According to a social media user who shared the photos,a classy rich lady wore a cloth made with money to a wedding event.She was the cynosure of all eyes at the event.

See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/see-what-classy-rich-lady-wore-to.html

Freakypinky:
Why paint the balcony green?

chimere66:
These photos exactly show the differences between the poor and rich in Nigerian prisons.You can even see that the rich like Fani Kayode was pictured showing off swag in prison while the poor look 'kwashiorkoic' in prison.Which way naija?

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/see-difference-between-rich-poor-in.html?m=1

tosin400:
From left: Senator Bala Mohammed, Reuben Abati, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro, Femi Fani-Kayode and Engineer Bashir Ushaq Bashir pictured together at the EFCC underground cells while they were in detention in November 2016.

Source: http://www.flexygist.com/2016/12/17/bala-mohammed-reuben-abati-obanikoro-ffk-bashir-at-efcc-detention-cell/

Young03:
nonsense , which one he come use de post for Twitter

cramjones:
As always, I would comment on contemporary issues that affect the Nigerian populace. All for love of Nigeria. Even though I believe that Nigeria as it stands is close to a failed state, we can all do more through visionary leadership to emancipate our country from the cesspit that has gutted it. That said, I have followed closely the MMM phenomenon since it came to my attention, and as it is normal of my analytical mind, I have taken time to study the trend, review historical facts, and all other data available to me. After this review I have therefore, come to the following conclusions on the fate of MMM.

1. For those that are hoping MMM would suddenly resurface in January because the Nigerian planter's wife said so in a note, are definitely setting themselves up for depression. Nothing of such would happen. This is the deal, MMM is not an investment it is a gamble. The money is only redistributed therefore the system would crash when two conditions occur - something that has already taken place - and these conditions are as follows:

-When new comers or "help providers" exceeds those who want to receive "help" it sets the stage for a crash

-When those withdrawing exceeds a critical amount needed to keep it rolling regardless of the number of people joining, then the system would crash.

I believe these two conditions have been met. Christmas time is a time no one wants to give money, rather they want to be helped, with the overwhelming withdrawals that far exceeded the "help providers" the system had to be shut down, because money does not grow on trees.

2. If MMM ever have a blinker to open, which I doubt very much in January as stated in their later, there would be a state of panic withdrawals, and there would be sharp decline of the new people that would have otherwise joined. This panic withdrawals, would lead the MMM handlers to shut it down completely and take with them whatever is left of the system.

3. The other reason MMM had to shut down early December is more likely than not to ensure maximum "cash outs" by the handlers. At this time there is an all time high of money in the system because people put in most of what they had to ensure they get good cash for the Christmas, this high would not happen any other time of the year, so this was the best time for the handlers to cash out big, and I believe they already did.

Finally, the MMM phenomenon further shows the failed system of Nigeria. This system only flourishes in this magnitude in failed countries. It thrived in Russia during the collapse of the Soviet Union, failed Zimbabwe, thrived in failed parts of South Africa, like Soweto. People have lost hope in any decent labor or lack of jobs thereof. Other are greedy and sometimes plain dumb.

Good luck to everyone "waiting" in trepidation to get help. I wish you luck.

God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

-CramJones

DONSMITH123:
Leke Baiyewu, Abuja

The plan to conduct the screening of the Acting Chairman, Economic and Financial Crimes Commission today is causing confusion at the Senate.

The lawmakers are currently in a close-door executive session over the matter.

It was reliably learnt that the usual pre-session meeting of the principal officers, which holds at the Senate President’s office, was rowdy this morning as senators were said to have engaged themselves in a shouting match.

A source who witnessed the clash said the Leader of the Senate, Senator Ali Ndume and Senator Dino Melaye, who was alleged to be against Magu’s confirmation, specifically engaged themselves at the meeting.

Although the screening had been listed on the Order Paper as part of activities at the chamber today, it is uncertain if the exercise will hold due to the latest development.

Details later…

Cc: lalasticlala, seun, Mynd44

http://punchng.com/updated-breaking-magus-confirmation-causes-row-in-senate/

Solowande:
I'm foreseeing mission impossible 2.

harbdulrasaq88:
Tears and wailing on Tuesday as Mavrodians wake up to the gory news of MMM Nigeria, the Ponzi Scheme freezing all money in its system till next year.

This single act, many participants believed may be the end of the Ponzi scheme system which the Central Bank of Nigeria has already cautioned the over 2 million participants to be wary of










When[url] NEWSHELM.COM[/url] contacted the Customer Unit of the Scheme.... no one seems available to answer queries and several requests on the decision and suspension of withdrawals from the system til January, 2017.

Here are some reactions from the MMM community and what hope lies for them in the Ponzi system this festive season:

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/12/mmm-nigeria-i-am-doomed-i-need-my-money.html

cc lalasticlala

Sanchez01:
ARSENAL fans are probably fearing the wurst ahead of the last-16 draw.

The Gunners have finished top of the Champions League group for the first time in five seasons to give themselves a chance of, in theory, swerving the continent’s other big guns.

ARSENAL LAST-16 CONQUERORS
2015-16: Barcelona
2014-15: Monaco
2013-14: Bayern
2012-13: Bayern
2011-12: AC Milan
2010-11: Barcelona

Most likely to face Real Madrid


Pls noooooo we don't want real Madrid oooo.we want any of the following teams benfica,bayer leverkusen,porto or sevila
cc
Mukina2
Lalasticlala

nairalanddss:
Being a good daughter-in-law can be a challenging job, but it doesn’t need to be if you keep a few simple suggestions in mind.your husband was a son first!

As a new wife, it is difficult not to feel possessive and a little defensive. You want to be number one in your husband’s life, but you should remember not to put him in a position of having to defend his mother! no one wins that battle; it will only put pressure on every relationship. Will what you gain, by dividing your husband and his mother, be worth the many unnecessary heartaches for the family?

[b]Granted, there are mother-in-laws that will do everything to prove you are not worthy of their son; you can only do so much to make a relationship with her happen. No matter what you do or hard you try to make things work, she constantly tries to demonstrate how unworthy you are. How do you deal a mother-in-law like that? Well, you could stoop to her level and try to make her look bad, but the truth is, your husband can probably see how his mother is treating you and doesn’t like it either. He may not stand up to her, for whatever reason, but he’s new to this too. Give him a break! Just keep your distance and try to keep the peace, but not at the cost of letting yourself be walked on. Don’t stoop to her level and don’t hesitate to speak up for yourself; you don’t need to set yourself up for abuse from anyone.

Don’t try to compete. He married you because he loves you. His relationship with you is different from the relationship with his mother. You’re his wife, not his mother. If she’s the queen of lasagne, give her the throne; she’s been cooking it for years and has perfected it. Create something new and perfect it. Or, better yet, find a great wine, light a candle and cook a little something up.

Do a good job taking care of her son. Part of the unnecessary strain on an in-law relationship is that your husband’s parents, particularly his mother, want to know that the wonderful care of their son that they have long provided will continue in your care. Let them see that you love him and that he has clean underwear and vegetables at least once a day. They’ll be happy and he’ll be more regular.
Keep them in the loop. Don’t cut his parents out. Take the initiative and call them with news and updates. Even though things might be a bit uncomfortable at first, remember that they are a big part of your life and making a little extra effort won’t hurt a bit (well, it won’t hurt too much).[/b]

mynd44 lalasticlala

http://www.jeloser.info/2016/12/how-to-be-good-daughter-in-law.html

ammyluv2002:
Lol...Action film

kogistar:
that shrine looks like okija anambra'

Nutase:
No be dis man challenge Ooni? No wonder he had dat kind of liver.

OZAOEKPE:
house boi is busy touring round, the only rope connecting tinubu and apc. soon baba go cut this one throwaway. yoruba no they like learn the easy way


soon the short crook would go and knee to adeboye for special blessings ... i talk am say osibanjo and adeboye na the same mama burn them(scammers)



driving private jet on earth in this recession created by his boi and his master while hes telling his followers to wait for the one in heaven....


na bad thing if i drive private jet for here and also in heaven...

Hadez:
This girl is the biggest fool ever. You already have a child for him, you live in his house and cook for him so doing other wife duties and he still calls you a fiancee

dollyjoy:
Na wa o, I hope non-virgins are not stigmatize in that community. Thank goodness I am not from such place. Haiiiiiiiiiin

ObioratheBully:
Don jazzy with all his money can't afford a phone with better front camera..