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adonbilivit:
Hello. the artist's name is adele

I know its Adele. what's the title of the song? hello?

adonbilivit:
OYO...believe or not, adonbilivit does not care. I had fun with her and that's all that matters to me

what's the title of the song?

Buhari- My powerful Prof, Thanks for the Strategy. The plan is to get them confirm our ministerial nominees next week and after that we resume our corruption fight against them.


Prof Osinbajo- Hahahahahahah! boss mi oo, So u self dey follow the game? they think we are fools who can forget easily. we need them to confirm our nominees and after that we will prosecute them. u don forget say nah me sabi CCT Law pass for 9ja ni? I know how i rescued Tinubu from the court, so i know how i will get Saraki behind the bars too!!!



PMB- Hahahahahah, U are a true prof of Law. Abeg make we go inside villa. Dolapo and Aisha for don finish Amala and Ewedu for us.





Saraki- Dogara, we have no choice than to screen all the nominees,maybe that will make Buhari and Osinbajo to overlook my cct case.


Dogara- nah u self no dey hear word. why u go call a whole Professor of Law 'mere commissioner' ? Nah why i make Femi Majority leader be that cos i no want wahala.but u no wan hear. Now he wan finish u for court.


Saraki- Chai, where i fit ease myself self?


Dogara- Mthcheww, nah Kunu and Suya me wan eat jare.






#PELUMI #AMBODE OF LASU

Funjosh:
Are they Lasu Students or other school loaned Lasu their students to go and represent Lasu

They are all bonafide LASUITES. LASU HAS VERY INTELLIGENT students. forget what you read in the media

Cc : Lalasticlala Seun Fynestboi

Cc : Lalasticlala Seun Ishilove Fynestboi

Cc : Lalasticlala Seun Johnnydon20 Meneseh and all patriotic Africans.

Saudi Arabia's head of the central Hajj commitee, Prince
Khaled al-Faisal, has blamed the crush outside the holy
city of Mecca that killed at least 717 people and injured
850 more on "some pilgrims with African nationalities",
according to Saudi-owned al-Arabiya TV.
People from several different countries are reported to
have died in the stampede, which took place when two
groups of pilgrims arrived at a crossroads on Street 204 at
the tent city of Mina for a traditional stone-throwing ritual.
Prince Khaled's controversial remarks on undisciplined
pilgrims were echoed by Saudi health minister Khaled al-
Falih, who was quoted by El-Ekhbariya television as saying
that "many pilgrims move without respecting the
timetables [set by authorities, which was the] principal
reason for this type of accident. If the pilgrims had
followed instructions, this type of accident could have
been avoided."


day of the Eid al-Adha festival (24 September), are at
least 43 Iranian nationals. Iranian officials accused Saudi
Arabia of mismanagement and lack of safety in the
aftermath of the tragedy.
The head of Iran's Hajj organisation, Said Ohadi, said the
incident was caused by the authorities' decision to close
two paths near the scene of the symbolic 'stoning of the
devil' ritual. "Today's incident shows mismanagement and
lack of serious attention to the safety of pilgrims. There is
no other explanation. The Saudi officials should be held
accountable," he said on Iranian state television according
to AFP.
Iran's deputy foreign minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian
said a Saudi diplomatic envoy would be summoned over
the incident. "We can in no way be indifferent to this
irresponsible behaviour of Saudi Arabia. This will be dealt
with through diplomatic channels. Saudi Arabian officials
are responsible for this incident and they should
immediately endeavour to take effective measures for
managing the existing crisis and providing full security for
pilgrims."

The stone-throwing ritual emulates the actions of Prophet
Abraham, who is believed to have stoned the devil at three
locations when he attempted to discourage Abraham from
God's order to sacrifice his son Ishmael. God eventually
spares the boy and sends a sheep to be sacrificed in his
place.
Muslims gathered until dawn at the Muzdalifah where they
picked their pebbles and put them in empty water bottles.
They had spent a day of prayer on a vast Saudi plain and
Mount Arafat, which sits 10km from Mina. The ritual itself
takes place at a five-storey, 1km-long structure known as
the Jamarat Bridge, near the scene of the crush.
The structure, which cost more than $1bn (£660m), has a
capacity of 300,000 pilgrims an hour. The area and
number of entry and exit points have been increased over
the years in an effort to improve safety. Reuters said that
an officer kept repeating through a loudspeaker at
Jamarat: "Please pilgrims do not push one another.
Please leave from the exit and don't come back by the
same route".

www.ibtimes.co.uk/mecca-eid-al-adha-hajj-stampede-saudi-prince-blames-african-pilgrims-over-700-dead-1521050



Over 4million people were there, yet only the black man could be held responsible... Nonsense!!! Its not their fault.

I cracked my Infinix hot note pro screen

I got this infinix hot note pro not up to two months and my brother cracked its screen while in danger.

I got it from Jumia, can carl care repair it for free? some said they charge over 6k, while some said its free since its the first time am repairing it and its still new..


should i take it to them?

Cc: Lalasticlala Seun Ishilove

Cc

Seun Lalasticlala Ishilove

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Sanitation day

BRIGHTRIVERS:
4 years now i've been sorrounded by friends that are atheist.Almost everyday we argue If actually there's God or not.I've always believed there's God,tho i've not seen him.But jst recently d points made by my atheist frnds keep ringging a strong bell in my mind and now i've missed Sunday service 4 about 4straight sundays and stil counting..now i'm begining to think there's no God up there.How do i get back on track?? i've received advices to quit d frndship with my atheist frnds,but that will not be healthy for my accademic life. Guys help!

# Rivers

What course do ur friends study?

theAtheist101:
Nice write-up!

But I still object to your conclusion that it was Eledumare that created the universe. The concept of Eledumare was used by our then Kings, with the aid of their chief-priest to control their people. Something I supported, because it was needed then at that stage of our evolution. But now we don't need that again. We have democracy and our laws. If we practice democracy well, we get to choose those that would rule us and people get to change their social class with their own hands. Those in the society that fail to obey the law would be punished accordingly. With these, so many problems we face as a race would be solved and people would be less scared of any deity.

I understand you bro. but the point am making is, religion is chronologically out of order in this century.. but if at all Africa needs a religion, it should be ATR and not the imported ones that has underdeveloped us.

The Europeans told us we can only make heaven through a Jewish man. The Arabs told us its only through a Prophet of their's. Two contradictory political shenanigans (hiding under religions) ,yet we still kill ourselves over it.
The Arabs told us that when we recite the Quran in their own(Arabic), Allah,their God will reward us better than when we read it in Yoruba,Igbo and Hausa. Promotion of Arabic culture under the guise of religion. What a shame! Oh mother Africa, why have thou slept this way? why have thy culture been raped and substituted? Arise and shine oh the continent rich in culture. Arise in your uniqueness! Oh ye Africans wake up! we are not pawns! Eledumare,Chineke and Ubangiji is good enough for us! By rejecting the Jewish and Arabic culture, that doesn't make me an atheist, I believe the Universe is enormous. I believe in the existence of a supreme being... which is Eledumare!!!(call it chineke). My own conceptualization of 'God' is different from the Arabs and the Jews. My own God did not create hell!! If we are to follow the two foreign religions, then the whole world is going to hell. Sura 7:30 in the Quran is clear about this. The Christians has no stake in Islamic paradise all because they believe 'Jesus is a son and not a PROPHET of Alllah. The Christians also believes Muslims are descendants of Ishmael. Even within these faiths they are against each other's conceptualization. So many people out of subjugation has threatened me with hell,failure in exams,in fact one even went ahead to hide my documents,just to make me feel bitter and seek for solution from their religions. Alot has happened,and a lot will still do.
Eledumare is my God and creator,my conscience is the hell that prevents me from doing evil and anything African is my identity. ..

Cc.. lalasticlala menesheh davien plaetton theAtheist101

CONTINUATION....

Religion according to Karl Marx is 'the opium of the masses'. Africans are known to have been religious,since time immemorial. However, since the advent of the imported religions(Christianity and Islam), religion has taken a totally new dimension in Africa. These two alien cultures has driven to the back seat, the uniqueness of African culture and tradition. In this light, the imported religions has in one way or the other,underdeveloped Africa and has also made it a third world continent. As a student of History and International Studies, i made a lot of thorough research into the foreign religions and juxtaposed them with our own peculiarities. My findings were quite revealing. It was an eye opener and a big revelation for myself and perhaps Africa at large.

Historically, knowledge of Islam and Arabic culture first came to North Africa,then it filtered into Western Sudan(modern day West Africa) through Sanhaja Berbers who were involved in the slave trade.(Reference- Peoples and Empires of West Africa-Ifeka 1980).
These foreign religion advocates(or if you like missionaries) were initially diplomatic and liberal in their approach. Subsequently,they deployed violent means to force our fore fathers in accepting their own ways. Based on historical records, Christian missionaries sold recalcitrant Africans to slavery. In the year 1076, Muslim missionaries gave Africans at the following towns;Kumbi,Soninke and Mandingo the option of Islam or death. Many of these West Africans fled. All these revelations screamed blue murder to me. This knowledge of how our people were raped off their human dignity, culture and prestige was a very bitter one. My research didn't stopped there, i made more diggings into how these pandora boxes are hitherto, still being sustained.


1.The Imported religions are based on fear.

Yes! when you study how these religions are being propagated,you get revelations. Have you ever wondered how and why you became a Christian? Its because your parents are. If your dad had being an Alhaji,You would be a Muslim. Hence, you are a Christian not because you know Christianity is better than other religion but because your background was built on Christianity. Thus, as u were born as a Child, u were automatically a Christian. While you were growing up, you were already being indoctrinated with all the shenanigans of foreign religions--Hell,Satan,Evil spirits etc. In African society, a child of 5years old is already brainwashed with the fear of hell and satan. Hence, growing up;he already has this fear of being burnt in an imaginary hell. And when he asks questions, he gets dubbed 'possessed' evil, devil's child etc. I recall when i was in Ss1 and I asked my CRK teacher some pertinent questions about the Christian God,hell and Satan, i received the shock of my life. Instead of getting cogent answers, I was stigmatized, called Satan's boy, she said only a child of Satan queries God. I was subjected to a lot of trauma while my questions remained unanswered. This is the story of many African child, these foreign religions are alien to them but they just have to accept it,hook, line and sinker; as a result of fear.

When i got to the University, i got all what i needed to make my research and provide answers to my questions. After a protracted battle with different fears(like being possessed by Satan or heading to hell for making thorough researches into a religion that was meant not to be questioned)- I finally broke the shackles of mental subjugation. I unravelled the concept of hell,Christianity and Islam. I came to realize that: these two religions has in one way or the other underdeveloped Africa.



To be continued

Cc: Lasticlala Ishilove Seun

RE: NANS ZONE D AND LASUSU SHUT DOWN LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY
The attention of the Students' Union of Lagos State University has been drawn to the false accusation, power packed innuendos and concocted lies hurled at members of LASU Students' Union(LASUSU) and National Association of Nigerian Students(NANS) Zone D, that “they are hugely paid and adequately mobilized by the University Management to scuffle academic activities on Lagos State University (LASU) campus”.
We respectfully reject the false accusation and throw such in the bin as they are deeply unfounded, baseless and unwarranted in a citadel of learning, where we have the largest gathering of intellectuals in the world. We strongly believe that members of ASUU who are alleging knows the effect of false allegations as he who alleges must proof. We implore those who made these allegations to do a thorough investigation of their purported claims and come out to face the Students’ Union with a substantial proof. Please note that, this is not the first time ASUU will accuse the Students’ Union, the first allegation was that the Students’ Union has been mobilized with 4million naira to fight against them which was published in ASUU-LASU official bulletin around march.
Therefore, , the Students’ Union is not swayed by the propaganda being spread by some people, as the Students' Union leadership will not at any time sell the mandates and trust reposed in us by our members by indulging in such act. We remain progressive and shall champion the cause of the downtrodden students of Lagos State University as we are militant but reasonable.

THE STATE OF THE UNIVERSITY
Pursuant to the closure of the administrative block and senate building, there are many things at stake. Issuance of certificates to our fresh graduate cannot be continued, 100 level faculty of law cannot be considered admission, 500level law can not go to law school until next year, without the approval of results by the senate, our 1st semester cannot end, etc. Hence, looking at the revised academic calendar, our results ought to be approved by the senate on the 25th August, 2015 so as for the just concluded semester to end. All these are the reasons why the Governor as the visitor of LASU should say something about LASU.
The Students’ Union find it uncalled for, for the visitor of the institution Mr Akinwunmi Ambode to remain silent on LASU matter as the Union takes the silence as criminal in nature.
Actions were not directed to any quarters, however actions were directed to get the attention of the State Govt so as for him to save LASU from this partial stroke which has been achieved by the intervention of the Deputy Governor.
NANS ZONE D SOUTH WEST INTERVENTION
NANS Zone D (South West) an association with over 54 higher Institution membership, held in a pre-convention on the 29th of July, 2015 at Federal College of Agriculture Akure Ondo State, where the ZONAL Coordinator was accused by presidents of institution in LAGOS that as the coordinator, he has never made any visit to Lagos campuses since the beginning of his administration. Thereafter, it was unanimously agreed by all Students' Union Presidents, that NANS Zone D Executives should visit Lagos Institutions, which a date for visitation was never fixed. Surprisingly, on the 7th of August 2015, NANS Zone D came to Lagos to address a press conference so as to sensitize the larger community on the dangers attached to the continued closure of the senate building and the Administrative block of the University. Communique of the pre-convention can be made available on request.
Thereafter, when the Students’ Union was notified of of the coming of NANS Zone D, the President wrote a letter to the parliament to call for congress so that LASUites can decide whether or not we should accept NANS on our campus or disassociate ourselves from the struggle. Hence, the congress was disapproved on the ground that students are not much on campus and that we are on holiday, so the congress cannot be called.
Flowing therefrom, the president having seen that the congress has failed, called a stake holders meeting with all faculties president where we have in attendance 6presidents out of 7, chairmen of LASUSU standing committee and some members of the Union in LASU. The decision to allow NANS on campus was taken at the stake holders meeting held on the 19th Aug, 2015 because the congress has failed.
Hence, the University gates was only locked for some hours to gain the attention of the Govt, and the gate was opened immediately we received a call from the Govt, to find a lasting way forward to the crisis.
The Students’ Union apologize to all LASUites for not channeling another way of reaching out to LASUites to inform them of the situation of thing having seen that the congress has been disapproved.

LASUSU POSITION
It would be recalled that when the University Management postponed our exam indefinitely, the Students’ Union wrote several letters to the Governor for him to prevail over the Management and give us a date for our exam. To this end, the letters were not attended to, until we protested by blocking the Lagos/Badagry express way that the Governor intervene the second day.
On the crisis in LASU, the Students’ Union has written series of letters to the Governor which the one we wrote to him last was 11pages; this letter has not been attended to by the Governor. The Students’ Union letter to the Governor was premised on the criminal silence of the Governor on LASU crisis.
This is the 5th month of the crisis, and the Governor is not saying anything about it forgetting the fact that such a silence is criminal at this point where many things are at stake. What the Students’ Union needed was to capture the attention of the Governor so as for the Governor to heal LASU from its partial stroke. In any institution where the senate building and administrative block is being locked, such citadel is suffering from partial stroke.
It is in this regard that the Students’ Union needed the attention of the Governor to immediately make a pronouncement on LASU so as for our members to enjoy a smooth and gallop free academic journey, not such that in the next 2months, LASU will be battling with another crisis as witnessed in the 1st semester.
GNS MASS FAILURE
Having received plethora of complaints from students of LASU who sat for the GNS 201/301 exam that Lagos and his Environs/ African history (a second semester course) and Logic and Philosophy/ Man and Science( a second semester course) was merged together which made Centre for General Studies to ask irrelevant questions they didn't prepare for in their respective exam.
Also, the Students’ Union received an internal memo from the Director of GNS which was a reply to the complaint letter written to the Director by the Sub-Dean of Social Sciences saying that there is nothing they can do to the mass failure. Instantly, we wrote a reply letter to the Director of GNS warning them that we are not stopping them from uploading the result, but there must not be mass failure, if not we would not take it lightly with them. They invited the Union for a meeting for 3:00pm on the 20th Aug, 2015.
The Students’ Union therefore sent a broadcast to inform all affected students that they should make themselves available by 10:00am so as for the Union to have meeting with them and have a background knowledge of the circumstances surrounding the issue before meeting with the Director of GNS which NO student showed up.
It is evident therefore that the protest started around 3:30pm and we have called for GNS meeting around 10:00am, which makes it goes to show that the time of the movements are not in tandem with each other.
LASUites misconstrued the broadcast we sent to mean that we mobilized for the protest, we didn't, because the purpose of the two movement are different.
We give thanks to God that the purpose of why we protested has been achieved by getting the attention of the Government on LASU issue by the intervention of the Deputy Governor on the same day of the protest to invite all the Unions on campus for a way forward meeting.

CONCLUSION
Having asserted, we want to apologize to all LASUites that we are very much sorry for not informing LASUites of the protest before it started, however, it is now visible to the blind and audible to the deaf the reason why we have failed to communicate to all LASUites. Also, we wish to promise that latest on Monday, the GNS result will be released which there wont be mass failure.
On a final note, the Executive-in-Council disassociate herself from the injury caused to the speaker as that was never ordered by any member of the Executive in Council. However, it happened on a personal level between the speaker and the person in question. Above all, the Executive in Council condemns such act as it is against ethics and public morality.
The Executive in Council has agreed at an emergency meeting on Friday that any action the speaker intended to take on the matter, the Executive in Council is ready to give him full support on such move as the NO 3 citizen of the Union.

Signed
D ERUDITE
LASUSU PRO 14/15.
For more clarification;
0808 265 6877

Cc: Lalasticlala Seun Ishilove

Ile-Ife: The Cradle Of Yoruba Race, Fact, Myth And Belief 1. According to Yoruba mythology it is believed that life and creation started first in Ile-Ife 2. It is widely believed and accepted that Ile-Ife is the cradle of the Yoruba race 3. In Yoruba mythology it is believed that all dead bodies have a ‘stop over’ in Ile-Ife before going to the world beyond, in some Yoruba burial rites, it's often recited that the dead person should not stay too long in Ile-Ife but proceed straight to the other world. It is also believed that till date there is a path in Ile-Ife that leads straight to the other world which is only accessible by the dead. 4. According to historians, the town's habitation can be traced as far back as 350 BCE The meaning of the word "ife" in the Yoruba language is "expansion;" "Ile-Ife" means in reference to the myth of origin "The House of Expansion" 5. Oduduwa (the widely accepted Father of the Yoruba race) lived in Ile-Ife and was the first Ooni of Ile-Ife 6. The Ooni is the paramount ruler of Ile-Ife and the Custodian of the Household of Oduduwa and by extension the custodian of Yoruba culture. 7. It is believed in Yoruba mythology that there are 401 gods/shrines scattered worldwide, 201 are in ILE-IFE 8. The only speaking deity/god of theses 401 deities is the Ooni of Ife 9. 46TH ADELEKAN (OLUBUSE I)- He was the first Ooni to travel outside Ile-Ife to Lagos in 1903 when he was invited by the then Governor General to settle the dispute involving Elepe of Epe. All Yoruba Kings including the Alaafin left their respective thrones as a mark of respect for the Ooni. They returned to their respective stools after Ooni returned to Ile-Ife from Lagos. 10. It was during ADESOJI ADEREMI reign UNIVERSITY OF IFE now OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY was established in ILE-IFE 11. The next Ooni will the 51ST Ooni ever ruled ILE-IFE 12. Every King in Yoruba land traces his crown to ILE-IFE 13. ILE IFE is the site of OPA ORANMIYAN stands over five meters tall in Moopa area of the town within a fenced wall. Few symbolic trees are scattered around the staff with some dotted marks, which the custodian says are marks of bullet during the several wars fought by Oranmiyan. High chief Johnson Owoyemi, the Akogun of Ife is the current custodian of the Opa Oranmiyan – a staff that Oranmiyan, the grandson of Oduduwa used to take to war. The staff made of granite obelisk with iron stud stands within the Oranmiyan shrine manned by Chief Eredumi as chief priest who is the link between the dead and the living.

Loool...

JBismarck:
Ambode is that you? this is Jibola Bismarck.

Yes sir.. it's me.

queenzibah:
When we didn't even understand the OP, well I think they suppose to fail the GNS since you can't make us understand what you re tryin to say

Two things happened in Lagos State University today.
1.National Association of Nigerian Students South West
(NANS zone D) came to LASU today and blocked the school
main gates. The reasons for this action is not far fetched.
NANS had earlier given the State government 7-days
ultimatum to solve the hitherto LASU VC crisis(which has
been lingering since March 16).
nigeria.shafaqna.com/EN/NG/795460 . The 7 days
ultimatum elapsed and the state government didn't take any
action. Consequent on this , NANS comrades came to
campus today and locked the two main gates, leaving
banners behind.
2. The Students' union,coincidentally also had plans to
protest prior to NANS arrival. The SUG staged a protest
against an imminent mass failure in GnS 201 and 301.
According to the SUG president (AWO) they heard 75percent
were bound to fail these GnS exams. Thus, they acted. The
mass failure is exclusive to GnS alone and does not cut
across all courses as many people are being made to
believe. The reasons for this mass failure boils down to the
huge number of students that writes the exam. Missing
scripts is always prominent in this course.
Consequent on the foregoing, it suffices to posit a
conclusion that; LASU situation is not as bad as the media
portrays it presently. All she needs is more attention from
the State government. We,the students populace plead to all
parties involved: the State government, our fathers and
mothers in the Staff unions and our sagacious management
to please come together on the peace table and reach a long
lasting solution.
LASU is our darling,our future and our pride, let's join hands
to move it forward.
God bless Lagos State University.
God bless Nigeria.
Thanks.

agarawu23:
I just hate that sch
too much wahala, I live close to it and I know the kinda shiiit they pass tru

Don't hate us bro, we are good people. Although u may not necessarily hate the students but we are not bad folks as some people think.

Greatest LASUITES.


Two things happened in Lagos State University today.
1.National Association of Nigerian Students South West
(NANS zone D) came to LASU today and blocked the school
main gates. The reasons for this action is not far fetched.
NANS had earlier given the State government 7-days
ultimatum to solve the hitherto LASU VC crisis(which has
been lingering since March 16).
nigeria.shafaqna.com/EN/NG/795460 . The 7 days
ultimatum elapsed and the state government didn't take any
action. Consequent on this , NANS comrades came to
campus today and locked the two main gates, leaving
banners behind.
2. The Students' union,coincidentally also had plans to
protest prior to NANS arrival. The SUG staged a protest
against an imminent mass failure in GnS 201 and 301.
According to the SUG president (AWO) they heard 75percent
were bound to fail these GnS exams. Thus, they acted. The
mass failure is exclusive to GnS alone and does not cut
across all courses as many people are being made to
believe. The reasons for this mass failure boils down to the
huge number of students that writes the exam. Missing
scripts is always prominent in this course.
Consequent on the foregoing, it suffices to posit a
conclusion that; LASU situation is not as bad as the media
portrays it presently. All she needs is more attention from
the State government. We,the students populace plead to all
parties involved: the State government, our fathers and
mothers in the Staff unions and our sagacious management
to please come together on the peace table and reach a long
lasting solution.
LASU is our darling,our future and our pride, let's join hands
to move it forward.
God bless Lagos State University.
God bless Nigeria.
Thanks.


Dejman i see u.


#Ambode

ladyF:
Hmmmm....if you say so sha.

But dem still fail.

Lool.. that happens in every school sis. But their failure maybe as a result of 'missing scripts' as this happens every year,due to the large number of students offering the course.

ladyF:
Hmmmm....if you say so sha.

But dem still fail.

Lool.. that happens in every school sis. But their failure maybe as a result 'missing scripts' as this happens every year.