₦airaland Forum

Nigeria economy being the largest in africa is a hoax concocted by Iweala, that woman can fit lie ehn!

If you see person wey get cheeks like say na pocket, beware!

If you see person wey get cheeks like say dem store eggs for the sides, beware!

If you see person wey dey always put head tie for 'goshi' (fore-head ) beware!

I yaff talk my own o

I can categorically tell you that this man wrote the script Jonathan is following

He showed Jonathan how to buy time using military cohersion to force INEC into postponing the election

His plan is to lead the absent-sighted Jonathan to tactically make the election result INCONCLUSIVE

I pity Jonathan, these people have plausible deniability when matter go gass....some leaders never learn sha

Remember Laurent Gbagbo of Cote' Ivore?...yeah, he's rotting away in a dungeon now awaiting trial at ICC...his advisers and planners?, they all deserted him, fled and denied ever being involved.
Jonathan said he once had no shoes, I'll advice he go back jejely to Otuoke with the designers he's got now or he could disappear into obscurity and history will reference him as a tale of caution to others!

Oh no!...those roasted chickens

Pinshure or iobilivit

Afroconnect:
Well am telling u now,since u don't follow the news...these Fulani cow men have been killing innocent Nigerians in their hundreds in Benue,Kaduna and every where else...they are hungry hyenas,these desert men can not be trusted.

Really, since I've not been following the news?...and you know that how?
Cattle rustlers have been around for years now, probably just making the news now cos fulani don't have media access to report all cattle rustling

Afroconnect:
We have our immigration laws,Op are u a clown-the joint operation benefits all Nations of west Africa and does not mean we should allow illegal immigrants inside our territory.
Majority of boko animals are from Niger republic they come to Nigeria with nothing and takes the space a Nigerian should have.

We don't need poor visitors-these are the fulani cow herders killing Nigerians.

Pls deport all of the illegal immigrants.

You mean cow rustlers?...donno anything about that but what I do know is that the timing is not just right.

And to your question about me being a clown...no I'm not!

BeeBeeOoh:
Sauce abeg..

Didn't u read?...I believe it's in the first line

According to a very reliable source of mine, a friend, living in Kano State says that the Nigerian Immigration service has been arresting and detaining non-Nigerians especially Nigeriens who constitute the largest portion of the immigrants in Kano State. Although most of them are illegal immigrants but significant number of them contribute meaningfully to economic growth of the state and they will most likely vote like Nigerians which is the major reason the Federal government is taken this ill-adviced move, I suspect.

Deporting them at this time would be seen as an act of ingratitude by their governments, who have been helping Nigeria fight the dreaded Boko Haram. They are fighting to defend our territory and we are repaying them by sending back their citizens? How sensible is that?

The Nigerian Military promised to clear all major Boko Haram camps in 6weeks that's with the help of the coalition forces of Niger, Chad and Cameroon. Imagine what will happen if and when these countries pull out their troops. God save Nigeria!

Anybody living in Kano can corroborate my story.

Lies!

We are going to be at this for years to come...it's not a curse

I watched the President recently trying to manoeuvre the statement that he didn't mean that and that it was in response to a situation presented to him by the chief justice...the more he explained, the more I think less of him as a sane man. He drinks too much Odeku I think

Trying to justify a false claim is as stupid as using umbrella as a parachute

temitemi1:
Northerners should speak against this barbaric act of their brothers n stop blaming GEJ for their inability to tam their monsters... God bless Nigeria!

You mean Gej incompetency to provide security for Nigerians?..among the very first things he swore to do to the best of his ability...if that's his best, then God save Nigeria!

Serious!

He's told some big fat lies worse than that...he once said Nigeria now have stable power on CNN in 2012

And that Vision2020 is still in place even when we know by simple compound interest that that projected growth rate is unrealistic


Lesson: Beware of someone with big wide mouth!

ritababe:
to u

Exactly

Jeromejnr:
As for no 5. I actually do like girls that have small hairs on their hands and sometimes the legs and cute side burns.

Not bushy o. And no beards.

Hair?...you weird bro

Skinny as's anyone?

It's ugly

Dahjhi:

the person she dey fear to kiss.. U dey think of bl££ping?

Some people just dey funny self...him dey fear to kiss her?...buhahaha

Love the last

Dahjhi:

Lol afi samplying techniquesnoooh.. . And what's d technique o

Seriously?...you want me to spell it out here?

If he's sharp guy, he'll know what it means

It means what the majority take it to mean...how many people speak Danish anyway?

Anxiety...can only be solved by one particular sampling technique

PVCs are available at individuals' ward...I think INEC is doing a good job. If we can have a 65 - 75 % collection I think it's good enough...there are just so many stubborn Nigerians, who no matter what will still not collect the PVC.

And again there are people who registered in a certain location A in the polls before the last and later move elsewhere (B) to register in the 2011 polls...now he can only collect for location B while for location A adds to the number of people who haven't collected their PVC.

Now to my own prob, I actually lost my temporary voter's card for last election and the as's distributing says he aint gonna give me unless I provide it...now I've added to the number of laggards who haven't collected their PVC

The number of times the author of this nicely written article but devoid of focus and direction, saddled with unverified facts, mentioned "we" as a form of generalisation is alarming. You cannot make a generalisation solely based on your own perspective or opinion ...to say Nigerians lack sufficient information and knowledge about their political environment, to me, is ludicrous.

I actually was hoping he'd make a reference to past survey or research to that end but all he's done is nicely construct a basis for argument...even the less educated Nigerians knows the state of things. I'd seen a fulani man with his heard of cattle listening to Fulfude news. The internet, modern means of access to information and Nigeria is ranked 4th among it users.

Now to the change aspect...yes, change can swing both direction but when people yearn for it, it's mostly towards the positive side. 17 LG ceded to BH, economy collapsing, electricity? , water? ,network providers extorting Nigerians, unemployment is at all time high, corruption dancing Zulezu's kerewa...now tell me, how worse can things get?

Lantean:
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Actually... it's a young owl. A barn owl. But judging from how it got trapped, it wouldn't have mattered if it's a much older owl:
It's certainly indisputable that Showkey has rodent infestation. And a severe case at that cos he put a gum trap OUTDOORS.
I think the trap caught a mouse or rat then the owl spotted it. Most likely devoured it before realising it was trapped too. There's no way an owl will take interest in an ordinary gum trap. Sadly, a gum trap to small animals or birds will feel like a human trying to pry himself of an adhesive teflon. Exhaustive and futile.

Unfortunately, the bird's a gonner. Cos Showkey himself is convinced it's no coincidence. Poor owl.

'Reminds me of an incident last year. An owl like such was found in front of our door step after coming back from mosque one morning. My brother believed.. in his words... "Boda, eye yen ki ise la san. Mo ma pa ni." Translation: "Brother, that bird ain't ordinary. I'm going to kill it.". I just left the spot.
I believe a witch won't take on a vulnerable form of a baby owl whose tail feathers are still short( a crucial element to flight, take off and maneuvers) instead of a full grown one. That can take care of itself.
Well.. I suppose all these fears and superstitions are what make us human.

*thumbsUp*...agree with you totally!

ideology:
, funny dude, i couldn't hold this laughter


The world is full of lots of fantasies, you need to be a strong and real man to do only the right things not just because they seem good and nice.

Abi na...saying "yes I can" to every request is just utterly ludicrous

Monicasque:

You wouldn't want ur bf to be a "yes I can" always...would u?

Yes I can?...that's how you become an errand boi!

I donno what kind of advice you want...your ex may be wayward but the "proposed" girl may/may not...you should be the judge of her character cos we've never met her. Remember ladies can hide their character like Houdini when marriage is at stake, so I'd advice you proceed with caution.

But that ur ex thou , do you think it is in her nature to be that nice without a sinister motive?...well, she's probably keeping you closer just in case she's not enjoying her marriage again

In Nigeria, you only become a hero when you are DEAD!


I like that guy thou, a fine actor. His kind are a dying breed